HEHE LOL CATS NSWF lol this is good (4226 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -1.49 on 189 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Little Miss <69littlemiss69.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-23 05:16:05 EDT
hi this is my 2nd post so im not as new now so maybe ull give me betta ratings now lol.my 1st post is here http://www.ubersite.com/m/36336 LOL GO TO IT HEHE it was about dogs and u guys didn't like it much so i did this one about cats its about cats so its not as good as the other one but its still relly good read it all its worth it. and I put the little things in brakets by me to make it betta I hope u like it betta this time MWA
1. Stare with the exact same expression whether you're looking at nothing or an ax murderer. (ahh scary hehe)
2. Wait till your human lays out their clothes and decide this would be the perfect place to take a nap. (lol this is y dogs are cooler less anoying)
3. Race through the house, hair on end and stop in an attack pose. Then walk of nonchalantly. Repeat as necessary. (hehehe scar ur owner)
4. Play with invisible objects. (hehe funny and true)
5. Wait till your human is asleep and jump up and start kneeding any available body parts.
6. Figure 8 your humans legs while they are walking around the kitchen cooking something you won't get a bite of.
7. Before your human gets out of their bed, make sure your napping in the bathroom doorway.
8. Leave gifts of small animal body parts in your human' s shoes. Then wait to be praised. Stalk off if not rewarded for your gift. (ewwwww gross)
9. If you absolutly have to go to the vet, cling to your human's head, howling at the top of your lungs and spew hairballs on the vet.
10. Wait till your human is eating, then jump on the table and shed.
11. Using the litterbox at your human's mealtimes can be great fun. (yuk!! grossssss)
12. If your human is sleeping, it is necessary to stretch your legs to their fullest extent to ensure that your human is uncomfortable. Note:It helps if you stretch your tail out to its fullest extent also.
13. The stairway was built by NASCAR, so when a human is on it,it is necessary to go down it at speeds of 90 miles an hour. If you do manage to trip the human you are racing, get out of the way quickly, they fall very fast. (LOL!!! mean)
14. Never accept food unless it is the fourth thing they have opened.
ow and i 4got to ask b4 but i asked in my other post http://www.ubersite.com/m/36336 wat is ur favorite from cats and dogs
User Reviews
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-17 13:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss you = (
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-07-31 09:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm giving this one 0 because I have a feeling like the others, that this is someone trying to be funny.
Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-07-29 06:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
why why whyyyy can't i - 100 this? incase you are "fer reaaaal" im a newbie. check out my ratings. HA.
Submitted by Ed_0150 (user info) at 2004-07-24 05:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think youre pretending to be that much of a fucktard
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-24 05:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LMAO she put it under dirty humor
Good one!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-13 12:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just like it when she says "f***" instead of "fuck" as if she's sparing herself eternal damnation by just suggesting using "fuck" instead of actually doing it. We all read "fuck," so you might as well type it out, moron.
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-05 22:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-05 22:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Littlemiss69, I love you
Wanna hang out?
Have my babies?
Submitted by Jesstar (user info) at 2004-07-01 02:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING LITTLE BITCH! NOBODY LIKES YOU!
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-07-01 02:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hi guys i have a new post its abot plants and wat its like to b a plant it relly makes u think this 1 its http://www.ubersite.com/m/37212 go to that n anser it
Submitted by torture the son of a bitch at 2004-06-29 12:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
im trying 2 think of sumthin to right my next post about wat shood i right about any sugestsions?
Yeah I have one! Write a post about how some 13 year old girl keeps writing stupid-ass posts thinking they are funny while everyone else is making fun of her. She keeps trying to defend them by saying that we are just being mean because she is new, completely oblivious to the fact we have formed a cult with the sole purpose of raping and murdering her stupid ass. She keeps pissing everyone off with her "lol", "u" and other atrocities, and she finally gets raped and murdered by a big burly blackman named Bruno. Nobody cares enough to have, let alone go to the funeral, so they end up throwing her corpse in the woods for the wolves and other little critters to feast on. THE FUCKING END.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-29 09:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-06-29 09:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Then why are you still here?!
It's moron hunting season and you're first on my list.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-29 08:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf get a life this post is good u guys need to get a sesne of humor thanx slovin u rule lol :) i think u guys who are been mean shood f*** off and tell sum1 who cares coz u no wat i dnt
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-06-28 22:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great post!
Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2004-06-28 19:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The complete lack of writing ability makes me vomit. I don't mean it makes me feel like vomiting, I mean I stupidly clicked on a link that took me here (again) and I just puked a little in the trashcan under my desk.
I'm going to go do something less painful now, like stick my dick in a toaster. "Grow penis. Grow."
Oh, yeah, before I plug in the toaster...why is this in the "dirty humor" category? I just saw that as I clicked the "Rate this item" button. It's neither "dirty" (reference the "f***"), nor is it humorous.
Littlemiss: I'll answer your question, then I hope you leave. I like it when dogs eat cats.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-06-28 17:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I HATE STUPID PEOPLE
Submitted by you die now at 2004-06-28 13:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You
Submitted by you die now at 2004-06-28 13:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
have
Submitted by you die now at 2004-06-28 13:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no
Submitted by you die now at 2004-06-28 13:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fucking
Submitted by you die now at 2004-06-28 13:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
talent!
Submitted by I hate you at 2004-06-28 13:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU HAVE NOT TALENT! NONE AT ALL! I would sleep hapily if I knew that you killed yourself after I said this: You suck, you are a waste of oxygen, I don't know how you know how to turn on the computer, and it'll be a miracle if you live to 14 years old. Quite frankly, it's a wonder how you haven't gotten killed yet you are so damn stupid.
Submitted by Fartman <Fartman.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-28 13:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This has got to be a joke:
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-27 02:38:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
f*** u atlest im trying this isn tpathatic ur pathatic get a life loser and rate me on my talant and not how new i m ok!!!!!!!! ur just gelluos
If not, lord help us all.
Submitted by kill littlemiss <let'skillher.at.herhouse.com> at 2004-06-28 13:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:04:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, I have the habit of not re-reading what I write sometimes. Especially when I am in a hurry. I accept that I am a dumbass, especially for spelling grammar wrong when correcting someone. However.
"Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:52:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
LOLOL!!!! yeh dumass u aint perfect"
out of a sentence of 5 words, she spelled 1 right. Well, does spelling "aint" right count? She missed the apostrophe, and it's not really a word anyways....I digress.
And no I am not kidding, you fucking dimwit. Your post doesn't make me love dogs; it makes me want to fucking dig out my eyes with a fucking shard of glass.
No, it doesn't count, because she didn't even spell that correctly. She forgot the fucking apostrophe. It's "ain't", not "aint."
Submitted by cutiepie (user info) at 2004-06-28 13:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
girl, your parents need to take your computer privlidges away. reason? stupidity!
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-28 08:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No, no, no, regular babies will never do; it has to be man-babies, or no babies at all.
Did some one say vanish? Hmmm... I think we need to talk. Here, step into my armo... ahem, office, and let's talk business.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-06-28 07:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Avals, that was just the mental image I was hoping you'd have! I don't know about making man-babies, I am female and bi so maybe normal babies instead?!
Adereterial, I live in hopes that neither will breed. If they were both to mysteriously vanish for ten years and then identified only by their dental records, well, I guess that's the price we have to pay...
Right, you suckers, Monday is half-day at work, so I'll come back and see what choice comment LittleMiss thinks is mean tomorrow! Have a nice day y'all :o)
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-06-28 07:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahhhhhh Stin, don't let them breed with the rest of us... Think what it will do to the gene pool!
Best bet would be to hope they both end up as Darwin Awards in the very near future.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-28 07:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here, have another -2 because I misspelled 'baby'.
"My god Watson! Do you know what this means?"
"No, Holmes. Pray tell, what does it mean?"
"Bigguy has a tiny knob!"
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-28 07:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn it Stin, now I have this image in my head of Littlemiss with a magnifying glass raised to her right eye and a Sherlock Holmesesque look on her face intently studying Bigguy's knob.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<gasp>
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Wait, so you're fat and gay too!? Wow! We should get together and make beautiful man-babies. (What the fuck is a man-babie? I don't know, but it sounds fucking hilarious.)
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-28 07:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
u guys r so mean jus coz he gives me good ratings u pik on him get a life loser bigguy u rule hehe lol :)
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-06-28 06:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Avals, do you think it's safe to assume that LittleMiss is screwing bIgGuY? I guess the 15 refers to the magnification required to see his knob. As long as they don't breed together, we should be safe. If they do, they'll probably produce the next President.
Are you fat and gay too?! I thought it was only me. In LittleMiss69s world, everyone who doesn't rate her with hearts and flowers is fat and gay.
Wow, I <3 LittleMiss69, and send her a bunch of @--}--
There are your hearts and flowers, LittleMiss, now go and play with your Barbie dolls. They don't answer back.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-28 06:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh Jesus Christ, not another one of the idiots! bIgGuY15 who the fuck are you and why the fuck are you still breathing? Who the fuck lets these goddamn people breed, for crying out loud!?
LittleMiss - Oh my god! I'm probably fat and gay; oh deary me, whatever shall I do? Hmmm... I know, think your daddy would mind if I did him ... in the pooper?
Goddamn I love that line.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-06-28 06:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This made me more sad then when Barbara Streisand sings...or acts...or breathes.
Submitted by bIgGuY15 <foffers1.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-06-28 06:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
omg wuts wrong wit u ppl?!!!!! dis post iz da bst ting on ubersit!!!!! stop insolting littlemis bc shes knew nd giv her teh gud rateng she deserve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-06-28 05:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wouldn't worry if you're being insulted by LittleMiss, since the worst she can come up with are "fat", "gay", "loser" and she can't even spell dumbass correctly.
Poor child, obviously spent too much time out of school.
OMG LOL ROTF Im SOOOOOOO funy HAHAHAHA WTF ROTF OMG LOL!!!!11!!!1!1!!111
Submitted by Ihopeyoudie <die.at.satan.com> at 2004-06-28 05:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
f*** u atlest im trying this isn tpathatic ur pathatic get a life loser and rate me on my talant and not how new i m ok!!!!!!!! ur just gelluos
Look, I thought you might have gotten it by now, but obviously you haven't. They ARE rating you on your talent, not because you are a fucking noobie. I have seen retards with lobotomies that can write better than you can. How old are you? Three, maybe four years old?. Why don't you ask mommie for your sippie cup and your blankie, because you sound like you need a nap? You're getting a little too cranky.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-28 04:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
get a life dumass stop bein a f***in dumass avals ur probly fat n gay and so is fartsmeller probly
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-06-28 04:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
U SUK11111!1!111! WTF OMG WTF LOL WTF LOL UR TAH BIG3ST MORON I HAV 3V3R COMA ACROS111111!1!!1!!!1 OMG LOL OMG LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF GO AWAY AND D3I PRAFARABLY A LONG SLOW PANFUL D3ATH WITHOUT MADICAL ASISTANCA SYMPATHY OR DA HOP3 OF AN AFTARL3IF1111111!!1!! OMG WTF OMG WTF LOL WTF WTF WTF LOL
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Ah the wonders of the AOL translator. Unfortunately it's not accurate, I had to run this through eight times to get to this level of moron.
Submitted by bean (user info) at 2004-06-28 02:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh dear...
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-27 20:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MORONCUNTCRETINIDIOTFOOLANUSSPHINCTERTOOLRINGPIECESMEGMA
Submitted by God <God.at.hatesLittleMiss.com> at 2004-06-27 17:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHA, auto AOL chat, HIGHlarious.
Submitted by glasscpp (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:29:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
HI THIS IS MAH 2ND POST SO IM NOT AS NU NOW SO MAYB UL GIEV ME BTA RATNGS NOW MAH1!1!11 WTF 1ST POST IS HERE HTP/WWUBRSIETCOM/M/363611!! LOL LOL GO 2 IT HEHE IT WAS ABOUT DOGS AND U GUYS DIDNT LIEK IT MUCH SO I DID THIS ONA ABOUT CATS ITS ABOUT CATS SO ITS NOT AS GOD AS TEH OTH3R ONE BUT ITS STIL R3LY GOD READ IT AL ITS WORTH IT!1!! OMG AND I PUT TEH LITL3 THNGS IN BRAEKTS BY M3 2 MAEK IT BTA I HOP3 U LIEK IT BTA THIS TIEM MWA
I hate this post. This post was an otiose waste of my time.
Submitted by crystaldf (user info) at 2004-06-27 16:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am seriously not being mean but maybe people rate you poorly because it is so hard to read your stuff. I Have a masters and I have to look twice at what you are writing. It really sucks when you spell everything wrong. It gives me a headache.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-27 08:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Thanks.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-27 08:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So, your email address is litlemiss692000.at.yahoo.com? That's LITLEMISS692000 @ YAHOO . COM?
Wow, what a surprise! An easily registered email address mostly used for giving out to spammers which no sane person would ever use for his personal email...
And to answer your question, I'm not being cruel, I'm being honest; you're about as smart as a lima bean. And why the hell do you put asterisks on 'fuck'? There's no censorship here, and saying 'f**k' doesn't make it any less offensive.
(This post is pure unadulturated hilarity. As I always say, idiots make for the best entertainment.)
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-06-27 03:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this better be a joke =)
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2004-06-27 03:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So. This is what one has to do to get on most heated, huh?
I think I'd rather remain unnoticed.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-27 02:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
f*** u atlest im trying this isn tpathatic ur pathatic get a life loser and rate me on my talant and not how new i m ok!!!!!!!! ur just gelluos
Submitted by AndraSidan (user info) at 2004-06-27 02:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
idiot...stop wasting space on this sight with your pathetic crap
Submitted by your a dumbass <takemyadvise.at.killyourself.com> at 2004-06-27 02:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"[...]and I put the little things in brakets by me to make it betta..." I don't think there is anything in the fucking world that you could have put on this post to make it "betta" except: "HEHEHE i am goin to kill muhself after i finish this post b/c i relized i am a fukkin retard LOLOLOL where is muh pills"
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-27 02:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf omg ur so f***in mean y the hell wood u say sumthin crewl like that 4 i neva say mean things about u like that dnt b so mean if u rly want my emale adress fine litlemiss692000.at.yahoo.com u betta promise not 2 try anythin funny tho
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-27 01:44:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-27 01:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You really are slow, aren't you? As I said in my last reply (the one you have trouble understanding), "to prove to us you're really not someone else using an assumed name."
I'll make it simpler for you:
TO .. PROVE .. YOU .. ARE .. NOT .. SOMEONE .. ELSE.
Wait, let me try that in your language:
2 pruv u r n0t som1 els lol
I'm wishing I was a stalker right about now. Then maybe I could track you down and kill you like the dog you are.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-26 23:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf y do u want my emale adress 4 ull probly do sumthin to it ur probly a old man stalkr or sumthin get a life loser tell me y u want my emale adress n i mite give it 2 u
Submitted by gain (user info) at 2004-06-26 20:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i would seriously like for you to have my babies.
In five years, when you're capable.
Even then, ... *shudder*
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2004-06-26 16:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!!!one!!!1!!
I'm going to kill you with some ice cubes and a spoon.
-Wo|2M
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-26 09:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll make you a deal Littlemiss: post your email address here to prove to us you're really not someone else using an assumed name, and I'll give you as many +2s as you want for the rest of your natural life, OK?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-26 04:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL GREATEST POST EVAR!!1!!1!///!!!'';;!!1#!!!!
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-06-26 03:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
because i'm bored:
There are 144 words in this post, not counting the ones she copied and pasted.
Of those words, 106 were spelled correctly. Which gives her an accuracy in spelling average of 74%.
Obviously, this girl is smarter than we thought. Because, although the correct spelling average of normal people is around 95%, the correct spelling average of a BLINK 182 FAN is around 45%
For proof of this, go read Tom S's famous blink post, and check out the reviews.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-26 03:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thanx method its good to hear sum good stuff about time guys c guys now that u hav gotn to no me and ive bn hear longer u guy losen up and rate me betta kinda proves my wat ive bn saying al lalong duznt it
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-06-26 03:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BLINK 182 IS TAKING OVER THIS SITE!!! I CANT TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-26 03:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was an awesome post!! Rock on, girlie!! we need more people like you here! You're cheery, fun, and an all around pleasant person!
(dramatization - may not have been said)
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-26 03:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, dogs most definitely. I had a cat once, and I tried to love him. But he kept on scratching my chair and kept on scratching my chair, and we had to put him down. I would never hurt an animal, except for him, don't get me wrong. But come on, right? Anyway, DOGS R #1 RITE???!!? LOL!!!1!eleven!!!1
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-25 22:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thanx fartsmeller hehe but u 4got cats or a dog wat do u want best
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-25 22:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HEY EVERY! DONT LISSEN TO ALLAAKKAB HES A LIAR wtf u r such a liar u mean if i post with th ename im a member now ill get good revews wat a lode of shit thats f***ed up if its tru but i no its not tru ur a bad liar u stupid munkey f***er
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-25 11:45:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now THIS is entertainment.
Littlemiss, I don't know what user you are, but you managed to get this post on Most Heated, and I think it's hilarious. If it's you, KoolMang, you rock. I'm going to sit back and watch the stupid-assed responses roll in...
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-06-25 09:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, guys. I'll be a man here. Littlemiss, we do rate on how new you are. Congratulations! You passed our test! Now you can post here with all your funny jokes. Every single one of us has done this, and now you have passed the test. Congratulations!
Now you can access the members only Uber. To do this, you have to post an "unlocking code" so that we all know that you are now a member. It's kind of long, so just copy paste this.
111155040141040163164165160151144040167150157162145040167150157040143141156164040146165143153151156147040162145141144
Just post under a new post under the heading "I'm a member now!" And we will actually start reviewing your stuff for real. Welcome to the club!
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-06-25 07:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't give up now Avals, I'm starting to enjoy this! I don't care who it is, it's keeping me entertained whilst I'm at work. After all, I'm being paid to sit here and look at uber, are you LittleMiss? I like the fact that the more we push, the worse the spelling and grammar get; I think there'd be an interesting correlation there.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-25 06:05:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
f*** u stin u coodnt do any betta atlest im trying u suck get a life u f***ing dumf***
____
My darling child, we've been through this already. I'm not going to post my stats again for you to look at, but I know you've seen them so you'll be aware that I can, in fact, do better. As it happens, I'm less of a dumbfuck than you, because I at least know how to spell "dumbfuck", you ignorant piece of herpes-infested knobcheese. Insults work much better when they're spelt correctly.
On occasion I do suck, but I do swallow when I'm done. Are you old enough to be legal? Your mental age is certainly somewhere down around my shoe size; five and a half.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-06-25 06:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Little Miss... If I tell you will you go away for good?!
Cats.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-25 06:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I like them bitches.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-25 06:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
can u guys even READ i asked wats ur favorite of cats and dogs and u all dont answer wtf up wit dat?f*** man u guys need a life y dnt u answer my things insted of bein losers all ur lifes
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-25 06:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stin, give up will ya'? It's obvious she/he/it is a bored uberuser looking to get on the worst ever.
Me? I'm here because I'm bored. Here's another -2 to propel this into the worst ever faster.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-25 06:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
f*** u stin u coodnt do any betta atlest im trying u suck get a life u f***ing dumf***
Submitted by anSiarach (user info) at 2004-06-25 06:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this gave my eyes thrush.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-06-25 05:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LittleMiss, you're starting to sound like a broken record.
~~
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-25 05:15:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf u guys suck get a life u losers
- If we're all such losers, why are you so bothered about what we're saying to you? Why don't you just accept that here's not the place for you, and leave?
cant u tell sumthin funny wen u c it?
- Oh yes. The funniest thing about this post is how god damn stupid you are.
this duznt decerve a bad rating like this
- Really honey, it does. Just on your illiteracy alone. Spellings to learn: doesn't, deserve.
rate it on my talant and not how new i am no matta how many ppl say they dnt rate me on how new i am its easy to tell that u all do
- How many people have to tell you this before you believe it, YOU HAVE NO TALENT. You can't even spell talent, let alone reach its lofty heights. Being new is not an excuse for being shit.
get a life u losers!!!
- Deja vu anyone, I think I've heard that before recently...
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-25 05:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf u guys suck get a life u losers cant u tell sumthin funny wen u c it? this duznt decerve a bad rating like this rate it on my talant and not how new i am no matta how many ppl say they dnt rate me on how new i am its easy to tell that u all do get a life u losers!!!
Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2004-06-25 03:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is why your people are dying 69littlmiss69. And have you ever been in a "69?"
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-06-25 03:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-23 10:00:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:48:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Every time you post, God kills a puppy. Please...think of the puppies!
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wasn't that a pic about kitties & masterbation?
_____________________________________
Yeah, it was. The poster likes dogs more than cats and what with the shitty post, well...it all just sort of came together. God, I'm one tired, tired idiot tonight.
Submitted by Naheenanajah (user info) at 2004-06-24 23:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
whoops didn't mean that
Submitted by Naheenanajah (user info) at 2004-06-24 23:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-06-24 23:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
God these shit posts give me the shits. 1155 hits on this fucking garbage.
I GIVE UP!
Submitted by Shirkinparkin (user info) at 2004-06-24 22:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is just stupid dumb.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2004-06-24 19:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow.
just wow.
Submitted by simplychilled (user info) at 2004-06-24 16:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OK, every other reviewer has said what I wanted to say, so that's my reason for the -2
It's not because you're new - it's because of the way in which you communicate and wonder why no one has a clue what you are on about. This isn't some pre-teen chatroom or SMS message service.
That's why you're getting heat over this.
I suspect this is the new Jewtoast - pure controversy to gain heat...
Submitted by oddchild720 (user info) at 2004-06-24 12:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shenanigans...I smell shenanigans.
Submitted by laurenthepirate (user info) at 2004-06-24 12:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How did this get on most heated?
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-24 12:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One day I read about a little girl.
She died.
Submitted by CaptainStach (user info) at 2004-06-24 10:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Littlemiss, sweetie, it looks like you are taking quite a bit of unfair treatment from the uber gang. After all, you are just trying to show your love of kittens, right? I can help you. Why don't you take a ride with me in my big nice van. It has no windows in the back so that noone can see you and make fun of you. We can ride out into the woods so that no one can scream at you anymore. I have a puppy that you can play with and a big bowl of ice cream just for you. We can talk about skipping rope, the cute guys at school, or anything you want. I will do this all for you. Then, once the sun goes down, I will make all your pain go away. I will end the insults and nights spent crying, all at once. I will do this because I love you. So littlemiss, why don't you take a ride with me in my van?
Submitted by WRECKER (user info) at 2004-06-24 10:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is shit.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-06-24 10:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-24 04:08:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF ALLABAKKAR Y DO U HATE ME SO MUCH WTF DID I DO 2 U ATLEAST IM TRYING U PROBLY COODNT DO ANY BETTA THIS IS FUNNY 2 SUM PPL MAYBE NOT ALL OF U BUT SUM PPL FIND IT FUNNY U GUYS PROBLY COODN DO ANY BETTA ON UR 2ND POST I BET U GIVE ME BETTA RATINGS WEN I MAKE MORE POSTS BECOZ I WONT B NEW THEN"
Ok. I'm brand freaking new to this place. I've been here for about 9 days. As is proof positive here:
I post some dumb stuff sometimes. People don't like what I post, generally. I've had
7 posts. My total score for my 7 posts is here:
# Messages posted: 7
# Reviews written: 56
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 71
# Hits: 976
Average rating of all messages: 0.22
I, have a positive rating, but just barely. Mostly because I'm a douche and don't think before I post.
Here is your stuff.
User id: 9517
Registered on or around: 2004-06-21 04:41:44
# Messages posted: 2
# Reviews written: 39
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 158
# Hits: 1538
Average rating of all messages: -1.50
You have two posts, and -1.5
Here is my very first and second post
Tales of the Telemarketer pt 1 (Rating: 0.09 on 11 reviews, last by TheMidnight12AM 7 days ago)
Submitted by AlahAckbar (View user info) at 2004-06-16 14:55:32
Stupidity in the house of Ackbar (Rating: 1.2 on 6 reviews, last by munkeypants 1 day ago)
Submitted by AlahAckbar (View user info) at 2004-06-16 10:07:28
The first, a +1.2
The second, a +.09
I suck, but not as much as you do. Using this, you should be able to see that it is NOT because you are new, it is because you fucking suck.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-06-24 08:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yay! We've reached the stage of personal insults!
Come on Little Miss, is that the best you can do?!
In fact, I'm bisexual and slightly slimmer than average. If you want to know more about womens weight and perception of same in society, I wrote a post on it.
You know, when I first reviewed this, I had no views on you as a person at all. I just thought this was a shit post. I'm actually quite enjoying hating you now, each lame insult puts a smile on my face. Now you've earned your +1, your sheer lack of grey matter has "made me smile".
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-24 07:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
f*** u ur probly fat n gay get a life loser!!!!!!!
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-06-24 07:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-24 04:50:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf id like 2 see u do f***ing betta loser atlest im trying
______________________________________________________________________
I was waiting for you to come back with that one. Since you obviously don't know how to check:
**
Everything you ever wanted to know about Stin
User id: 8997
Registered on or around: 2004-05-28 09:15:30
# Messages posted: 9
# Reviews written: 324
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 220
# Hits: 3302
Average rating of all messages: 1.25
**
Read it and weep.
When I post, I try and write things which people will enjoy. It doesn't always work, but it takes me a long time to write a post that I'm happy to submit. I recommend you do the same.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-24 06:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
im trying 2 think of sumthin to right my next post about wat shood i right about any sugestsions?
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-24 06:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
u guys r wierd wtf is yoda mode
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-06-24 05:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man this is stupid.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-06-24 05:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Christ, you are a moron aren't you?
Do you not remember responding in the same way to me yesterday, or are you like the goldfish?
NSFW (Not NSWF, or were you in Yoda mode?) means something is wholly inappropriate for work. Like porn. Not the sentance 'using the littertray whilst their eating' (or whatever it was, I cannot really be arsed to go and look).
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-24 05:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OOPS!!! disektor sorry :)
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-24 05:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf didnt u read the bit about the literbox i was making sure that i didnt make ppl angry for not puting it in the rite one so i put in it in dirty humor thanks dislexon hehe
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-06-24 05:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL U R MY NEW FAVRIT RITER!!
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-06-24 04:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bored again so I am back...
You've asked for helpful advice to make your posts better.
I think I already did that, cf. below, but for the ADD generation, with additions because you just don't seem to get it:
1. Learn to type.
2. Learn to spell.
3. Learn the fundamentals of English grammar.
4. Get a sense of what is funny and what isn't.
5. Learn that if you've not nothing worth saying, don't post crap to make up for your lack of imagination.
6. Recognise that Instant/Text Messaging 'dialect' (for the want of a better word to describe such nonsense) should be confined to AIM or your mobile phone.
7. Learn to punctuate. One exclamation mark is enough, thanks.
8. Justify your choice of 'Dirty' Humour for this post. No-one but you think's it's dirty.
9. Accept the fact that you ARE being judged on the quality of your posts and not because you are new.
Now, take my advice. Go away. But thanks for the entertainment over the past couple of days.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-24 04:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf id like 2 see u do f***ing betta loser atlest im trying
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-06-24 04:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LISTEN TO ME:
It's NOT NOT NOT NOT! because you are new.
It's because it's a badly written, unfunny post.
I will be quite happy to +2 anything you've written if it deserves it. This doesn't.
"my righting", Jesus.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-24 04:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just want a personalized WTFLOLOMGROFL message directed at me.
This post blows monkey balls, fake uber user. I hope your mommy crashes the minivan and goes up in a ball of flames, with your steaming carcass melted into the back seat.
Man, that would be sweet.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-24 04:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF ALLABAKKAR Y DO U HATE ME SO MUCH WTF DID I DO 2 U ATLEAST IM TRYING U PROBLY COODNT DO ANY BETTA THIS IS FUNNY 2 SUM PPL MAYBE NOT ALL OF U BUT SUM PPL FIND IT FUNNY U GUYS PROBLY COODN DO ANY BETTA ON UR 2ND POST I BET U GIVE ME BETTA RATINGS WEN I MAKE MORE POSTS BECOZ I WONT B NEW THEN
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-24 03:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol thanks armydillo atleast sum1 here gets the jokes
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-24 03:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
u guys have no sense of humour stop bein so mean to all the new users if u dnt like my righting then y cant u try and help me by giving me sum helpful advise instead of swearing at me n stuff
Submitted by Armadilo (user info) at 2004-06-24 03:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Kin ell, you just discribed my cat to a tee
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-06-24 01:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi. This is my second post. I'm not as new now, so maybe all of you will give me better ratings. My first post is here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/36336 (It was about dogs.) You guys didn't like it much, so I did this one about cats. Since it's about cats, it's not as good as the other one. Still, it's really good. Read it all. It's worth it. Also, I put extra comments in parentheses to make it better. I hope you like this post more than the first one.
It still makes no fucking sense!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-23 23:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alright, I'm sick of everyone giving her a hard time. Stop trying to cover up the fact that you gave her a -2 just because she's new. It's disgusting how you uberusers have to put new users through this sort of 'initiation' to see if he or she can make it to the upper ranks. Why can't you rate her on her talent instead? Her comments clearly keep it from being plagiarism, and I know for a fact that you all like either cats or dogs. I work at the Human Society so I see them all the time. Now I'm going to give LittleMissy69 a +2 and I hope you all both become ashamed of yourselves and +2 her.
Stay cool, new uberuser, I'm sure these idgots will come to their senses.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-06-23 23:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Death wouldn't be good enough.
Submitted by ferrisbeuller (user info) at 2004-06-23 19:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i see you are in grade school. shouldnt you be in bed?
Submitted by Harmless (user info) at 2004-06-23 19:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I really hope this was intentionally bad. Can't someone ban this person or something.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-06-23 19:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was a beautiful post.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-06-23 19:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is Shit.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I call shenannagins, but the person who did this is a genius. This definitely is int he running for worst post ever created.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am serious when I say this very possibly may be the worst post ever.
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2004-06-23 17:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel like I have to -2 this just to counter some of her own +2s.
Oh yeah... that and the fact that it is an god awful post.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-23 14:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, whoever wrote this succeeded in getting this on the most heated, so I guess he isn't that stupid after all.
Just kidding; he's still an idiot. An idiot that accomplished his idiotic goals, but an idiot nontheless.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-06-23 14:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35589
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-06-23 14:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
'NANIGANS
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-23 14:17:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry I didn't read any of the reviews before I rated this.
I see now that many people said the same thing as myself.
You still suck the lint residue out of your granny's cotton bloomers.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-23 14:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Aww isn't that cute. Another idiotic alter created by someone who has to be a fucking moron to think this is funny. Aww, the internet slang shortcuts and misspellings that everyone rants about are all exaggerated in this post.
Golly, NOBODY has ever been this clever before.
Go back to the bathroom and finish jerking off to bra ads in the K-Mart circular.
Leave the posting to the talented writers like I do.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-23 14:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey look, I think I see some pube sprouts growing! You're turning into a BIG girl!!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-06-23 14:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
school's out.
Submitted by convicted_child_rapist (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wouldn't mind bashing you over the head with a paper weight and raping the life out of you in front of your cat.
Than I'd rape your cat in ffont of you
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is fucking pathetic, like the worst fucking pre-teen chat room in history.
Your parents must be retarded, ADHD, mongoloid, fuck-ups who really should have their sex organs rendered inoperable with liquid drano.
You are proof positive that post-birth abortions should be legalized.
Meh
Submitted by noiyem (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Adding comments doesn't make it original!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:05:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The fuck did I just read!?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LIK OMG!!!!onE ROLL ON FLLORR OMG LOL LOL @ ONE ONE !!!!!! 1111 11 !!
R3@lly @w350m3 DUD3 LIK OMG 50 Gr3@t wow !!!!!!one one one 111111 lol lol
roll on floor dying.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This can't possibly be for real. No one is this dumb.
Submitted by glasscpp (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HI THIS IS MAH 2ND POST SO IM NOT AS NU NOW SO MAYB UL GIEV ME BTA RATNGS NOW MAH1!1!11 WTF 1ST POST IS HERE HTP/WWUBRSIETCOM/M/363611!! LOL LOL GO 2 IT HEHE IT WAS ABOUT DOGS AND U GUYS DIDNT LIEK IT MUCH SO I DID THIS ONA ABOUT CATS ITS ABOUT CATS SO ITS NOT AS GOD AS TEH OTH3R ONE BUT ITS STIL R3LY GOD READ IT AL ITS WORTH IT!1!! OMG AND I PUT TEH LITL3 THNGS IN BRAEKTS BY M3 2 MAEK IT BTA I HOP3 U LIEK IT BTA THIS TIEM MWA
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy shit. I hope a snake eats you.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gotta be shenanigans. i mean really, since when do they let people like this out into the big scary world?
i hate you, complete stranger!
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-23 10:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
By the way little miss "I suck cocks for money," could we possibly have your email address?
Just to put your mind at ease, it's NOT so I can sell it to dozens of bulk email lists and distribute it to the most deranged stalkers I can possibly locate. Really, giving us your email address will NOT make you find a strange hooded man with an army knife waiting for you at home after he slit the throats of your entire family. Honest.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-23 10:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shenanigans.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-23 10:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:48:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Every time you post, God kills a puppy. Please...think of the puppies!
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wasn't that a pic about kitties & masterbation?
This post still sucks some serious rhino dick.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Every time you post, God kills a puppy. Please...think of the puppies!
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't care if this was from an alter ego or not. This is a pile of shit so awful that most people would walk on the road to avoid it.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:24:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
LittleMiss, me telling Ackbar that he made a simple mistake was not an invitation nor an excuse for you to jump on the bandwagon. He made a small error, YOU are a worthless fucking piece of shit and everyone hates you. See the diff?"
Aww, fartsmeller....thanks for the compliment of not classing my dumbass with this douchbag. You get a +2...no no...a +3!
LittleMiss, it's not that we hate you.....Ok, yeah. Yeah it's cause we hate you.
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd another -2 for you! Douchbag.
"FOR EVERY POST YOU MAKE.....I WILL KILL YOU!"
-Stewie from family guy.....sort of...
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stinkier then a week old McFish left in the sun.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I tried to grade on talent but all I could do was -2. Do what your mother taught you and hang around the bars selling your ass, 4 pumps for a quarter.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here, this is my favorite dog thing: http://www.ubersite.com/m/27221
You meant favorite recipe, right?
Learn how to spell.
Come up with your own material.
Stop with the LOL HEHE bullshit.
If you can't manage these simple things, then go back to your aol-teen-chatrooms.
School's out for summer.
*sigh*
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LittleMiss, me telling Ackbar that he made a simple mistake was not an invitation nor an excuse for you to jump on the bandwagon. He made a small error, YOU are a worthless fucking piece of shit and everyone hates you. See the diff?
Submitted by mugshit <tpmoatie.at.aol.com> at 2004-06-23 09:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah, ummm, you need to get the fuck out of here. LOL WTF!!!!11111 ;)
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh and what is SO disgusting about a cat using a litter tray while you're eating?
Have another -2 for good measure.
Submitted by Robot9598 (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why am I still looking at this post?
Is it because I am so bored that I have nothing better to do?
Or is it because I am so astounded that I have actually managed to come across someone so stupid they makes David 'y'know' Beckham seem on a par with Einstein?
Yup... I think that's it.
Now. Take 'LOL,' '!!!!!,' 'ur,' 'u' and anything else you seem to like to use to butcher and destroy the English language and go very, very, very, very far away.
And never return.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're really not getting this.
People are not rating you based on the length of uber-using time. They are rating your post with what it deserves. It was not very funny when everyone received it as a multi-forwarded email. It's even less funny with your virtually unreadable "comments" on it. As most of uber has realised, it has no recognisable merits.
You haven't learnt, have you?
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ru serious thats terible pls tell me ur joking thats discusting u shood go 2 my other post http://www.I'm-not-linking-your-crap.com/m/cabbages its about dogs itll make u like em more awww pls tell me ur joking rite
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Try:
Are you serious? That's terrible! Please tell me you're joking because that's disgusting. You should go to my other post; it's about dogs. It'll make you like them even more. Please tell me you're not joking, right?
NOTE the subtle differences in spelling, grammar and punctuation which make the difference between something legible and total gibberish. I don't normally go on about those things, but you are just taking the piss.
Submitted by stevo (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:07:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't care who you are, I just hope that you die of the aids.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Heh good call FartSmeller. Not a serious mistake by any means, but it's still irony at it's finest.
And I'm sorry Littlemiss69 - you still suck. Here, have another -2 just for kicks.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, I have the habit of not re-reading what I write sometimes. Especially when I am in a hurry. I accept that I am a dumbass, especially for spelling grammar wrong when correcting someone. However.
"Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:52:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
LOLOL!!!! yeh dumass u aint perfect"
out of a sentence of 5 words, she spelled 1 right. Well, does spelling "aint" right count? She missed the apostrophe, and it's not really a word anyways....I digress.
And no I am not kidding, you fucking dimwit. Your post doesn't make me love dogs; it makes me want to fucking dig out my eyes with a fucking shard of glass.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOLOL!!!! yeh dumass u aint perfect
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:32:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
Just kidding!
Learn to type.
Learn to spell.
Learn grammer.
Learn to leave.
Please.
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This may be trivial, but if you're going to attack someone's grammatical abilities, please make sure you spell GRAMMAR correctly. Thanks, bto.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ru serious thats terible pls tell me ur joking thats discusting u shood go 2 my other post http://www.ubersite.com/m/36336 its about dogs itll make u like em more awww pls tell me ur joking rite
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes. I can read. I can also type, spell, and construct sentances without having to resort to 'LOL' or multiple exclamation marks, which seem to be pretty much the only type of punctuation you seem able to you.
Now, GO AWAY.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And a second to give you my real score.
BTW: My 17 foot burmese python ate a puppy once. It was fucking awesome. Puppy thought it would poke it's nose where it doesn't belong, and walked into the room clearly labeled "DO NOT ENTER! LARGE SNAKE RESIDES WITHIN."
Dumbass dogs can't read.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just kidding!
Learn to type.
Learn to spell.
Learn grammer.
Learn to leave.
Please.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:19:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
didnt u read the bit about the litterbox ewww gross hey every1 stop hating and lets start being nicer wats ur favourite cats or dogs mines are dogs
OMG! I SOOOOO love all aminals! They are SOOOOOOO CUTE! Hahahaha! I cnt belive that every1 is being soo mean 2 u! :*( :*(. They r jus jealis cause u rox! hahaha lollol! litterboxs r soooooo GROSS! EWWWW! I like dogs the best 2! you rox littlemiss hahahah omg rofl!!!!!!!!11!!ONE!!!
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
didnt u read the bit about the litterbox ewww gross hey every1 stop hating and lets start being nicer wats ur favourite cats or dogs mines are dogs
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
'u guys r so full of hate at new ppl its not funny y cant u just rate me on my talant and not how new i am'
OK. I'll be fair. I will rate this based on your talent and not on the fact that you're new.
-2
1, Type properly
2, Don't plagiarise
3, Justify you decision to put this in 'Dirty Humor.' If I can show it to my Grandmother, it's not dirty.
4, Proof read.
Now, go somewhere and die.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"and I put the little things in brakets by me to make it betta "
yea, um, the things the put in the parentheticals offered nothing interesting whatsoever. thanks for the "ewwww's" and "haha's"...thank you for nothing.
this is an awful, awful post. Please stop.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-23 07:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, it's funny, but your stupidity (assuming it's real) is quite entertaining.
Just to allay your fear that you're being picked on because you're new; my first post (http://www.ubersite.com/m/35284), made the day after I registered, has a rating average of 1.71.
What this means (I'll sum it up for you since you're apparently too stupid to figure it out on your own) is that your bad ratings actually stem from the fact that you're a fucking dumbass, not from the fact that you're new.
That said: stop these shenanigans! It's not original, and it's pointless. You don't actually have to reveal your real identity - just retire this false identity, and never let it taint the internet again.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-23 07:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
u guys r so full of hate at new ppl its not funny y cant u just rate me on my talant and not how new i am
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-06-23 07:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-06-23 05:20:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you joking? I can't tell if you're joking. It hurts. Stop doing it.
___________________________
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
See, *that* was funny. This was just pathetic. This wasn't even funny in a 'look, someone's pretending to be an idiot' way.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-23 07:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehe thanks apollo why ru scared of dogs tho u probly had a bad experence as a little boy or sumthin and now ur scared of them dont worry there probly just as scared of u tho ok
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i was talking to iqddd not u stin he was talkin mexican or sumthin wtf is avante grand or wateva it was crazy
Submitted by ApolIo88 (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm scared of dogs and cats make me sneeze.
I like hamsters though, my hamster Bailey eats cheese and so do I! Ha Ha isn't that cool?
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Does "holly crap" hurt when it pours out of your anal passage?
You wouldn't know, would you - you're too busy talking out of your butthole to shit.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know which is more scary, the thought that someone as downright stupid is trolling ubersirte, or the idea that someone who is already on uber with so much more potential than this feels the need to stoop to this level for entertainment.
If there were too many long words in there LittleMiss, I suggest you look them up in a dictionary. You know, that book which tells you how to spell?
Submitted by Caldur (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, this has to be someone who created an account for the sole reason of pissing everyone off.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wat holly crap y is this still -2 it was good its goten more than just -2 y
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm with iddqd on this one.
I could bother replying to what you said to me, but what's the point when you're obviously just a bored Uber user under an assumed name?
In the off chance that you are indeed a 15 year-old slut - post a picture! If you look half decent I promise +2s for the rest of your natural life. How's that for motivation?
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm with Avals on this and am calling shenanigans. There is no way anyone this retarded actually prowls Ubersite, so at the very most it's a pathetic alter-ego of someone who clearly wasn't cuddled enough by his mother as a child; thus needing to create this piece of shit which isn't even remotely funny as satire or parody just to get attention.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wat. speake english loser
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LittleMiss69:
1) Take command of the English language. Master its subtle spellings and intricate beauties. Let it seduce you with its power and charm.
2) Enjoy typing. Enjoy it enough to bother typing WHOLE WORDS. I know that the world now lives for abbreviations, but here on uber you do get more than 160 characters to express yourself.
3) It's not good form to give yourself +2s. It tends to antagonise the locals, and it's a long, long way back.
4) Change your username because you sound like a 15 year old slut. Unless you are a 15 year old slut, in which case post a naked photograph. It always helps get the boys onside.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gay. fuck off with the alter-uber name. its been done SO many times before its just not funny. no, really, its not funny. you are not interesting anyone, you are not as hilarious as you think, and you are not making the huge avant-garde statement that you think you are. fuck off with this shit.
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, you wanted to be rated on your talent.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
wats ur problem avals just coz im new duznt mean u shood -2 me all the time stop being mean and rate me on my talant and not how many posts i have dun
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-23 05:55:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehe thanks fartsmeller atlest sum1 around here has a sense of humor
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Not the brightest crayon in the box are you?
Have another -2 out of spite.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm calling shenanigans on this. Whoever you are, this is getting old. Repent now and you may be spared.
The rest of this review will be written talking to LittleMiss like s/he is a real human being, which, admittedly, is quite an assumption to make under the best of circumstances:
What the fuck!? Are you a retarded 13 year-old with ADD? Not only do you waste my time by reposting email forwards that were barely funny to begin with, you also take it upon yourself to defile my eyes with your poor excuse for the English language. The only thing you little whore are good for is taking it up the ass from people who are too busy to be in a real relationship, and even that is doubtful since you're probably ugly, fat, and missing one or more of your limbs.
I suggest you go kill yourself by drowning in a fish bowl. Also, tell your parents that inbreeding is not a recommended course of action, and that they should at least wear a fucking condom next time lest your mother gets pregnant again and I'm forced to come to your house and yank the little sonofabitch out with a fucking coat hangar.
By the way - rating your posts with a +2 does absolutely shit to your rating average. All it accomplishes is getting people even more annoyed at you, so stop doing it for Christ's sake!
OK, I feel better now.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-06-23 05:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"hi this is"
That was enough for me.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-23 05:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehe thanks fartsmeller atlest sum1