Habeeb Thomas, The Government Has Been Monitoring Your Scanner...... (1192 hits)
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Submitted by Agent Smith (View user info) at 2004-06-23 05:19:05 EDT
It appears while you were scanning the bottom of your beer can that you accidentally placed your face in the scanner and got it lodged. The government has decided to reveal your true identity.
Ladies and gentlemen,
The real Habeeb Thomas.
I know what you're thinking, ladies..... Yes, he is single.
Surprisingly.
User Reviews
Submitted by Mr_Anderson (user info) at 2004-10-25 16:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I WILL GET YOU AGENT SMITH, YOUR REIGN IS OVER!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-06-28 17:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no way man
this ain't me
my manly bodybuilder face wouldn't fit in the scanner
here look i'll pose
grrrr
raaa
grrrrr
oh yeah
i just won 2nd place
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-28 15:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would just like to assure everyone that this is indeed Habeeb. In one of his daily drunken stupors, I convinced him to stick his face in the scanner. It then got promptly passed over to Agent Smith.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know who that fuckin guy is but it ain't me.
I'm a Syrian bodybuilder, remember?
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-23 11:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck is this?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-23 10:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hahahahha hey he told me he was married with 5 kids! oooh he lied!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not funny, aj.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
whats the difference between this post and any other post i have given a minus 2? I cant think of any right now, but i assure you, this sucks!
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
IT APEARS WHIEL U WERE SCANNG TEH BOTOM OF UR B3R CAN TAHT U ACIEDNTALY PLAECD UR FAEC IN TEH SCAN3R AND GOT IT LODG3D1!!!11 DA GOVERNMENT HAS DECIEDD 2 R3V3AL UR TRU3 IEDNTITY11!!1!1 OMG
LADEIS AND GENTL3M3N DA R3AL HAEB3B THOMAS!!!1111 WTF
I KNOW WUT UR THINKNG LADEIS..!!11!1!1!111!1!!111!!1!1!!1!!1 WTF LOL Y3S HE IS SNGLA!!!!!11 LOL
SURPRISNGLY1!11! OMG WTF
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not good.
If you are going to do Habeeb, you should have done it with MS paint.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shadowdragon, you do a good -2 smackdown.
*honk* -2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HA! John Belushi got ran over by a scanner.. coming home from Habeeb's house christmas eve..
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
As much as I'm pissed off at Habeeb for those stupid "fluteshop" posts (coin'd!), I can't say that this is much better.
So I'm with Electro when I say
*SMACK!* -2
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-23 05:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Plus, I dont like that threat you gave method on AIM.
You told him you were taking over his Hard Drive.
He is pissed greatly.
Now all you are doing is causing a havoc and I will answer you with a -2 SmackDown!
*SLAP!* -2
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-23 05:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh really? cool.
heh, not.
*Honk*
OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2004-06-23 05:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh Electro, you're going to hate Agent Smith tomorrow.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-23 05:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
god, this is getting old...