Last Night I Saw 2 Lesbians Kiss: A Homsar Movie Review Extraordinaire (1077 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: 2 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Homsar (View user info) at 2004-06-23 07:48:59 EDT
Yes folks, I did. Right after I watched Vince Vaughn put his balls all over Ben Stiller's face. Nuts on yo neck!
I made it home from work in time to catch a matinee of Dodgeball. I like matinees because I'm a cheap bastard. So Jewish I keep a manora in my back pocket. And I'm circumcised too. That's beside the point; this movie kicked ass. Vince Vaughn rules in comedies, and he had a spectabulous all-star cast to back him up. Imagine a dodgeball team comprised of:
Vince Vaughn
Milton from Office Space
A REALLY hot chick whose name isn't even relevant
A semi-gay black dude
A male wanna-be cheerleader
A Russian bitch-loving geek
and...oh yes.... A PIRATE!
Seriously. How can it get any better? I was basically in love with this film once I saw the pirate. I don't care if the other team had Habeeb Thomas and Flute Boy, they still couldn't be as fucked up as this crew.
Ben Stiller's character gets pretty annoying throughout the movie, but its definately tolerable for the amount of other awesome goodness that dances before your eyes. Bill Lumbergh, Justin Bateman, William Shatner, Chuck Norris, and tons of others make cameo appearances. And Rip Torn plays a washed up old Dodgeball champion geezer who rides around in a Rascal ™. I can't help but picture him getting blasted in the face with elephant jizm from Freddy Got Fingered. "Goooooood Dammit Boy!!!"
And what's the name of the bar that Vince and his buddies hang out at in the beginning? Aw you know the place, its my old stomping grounds: The Dirty Sanchez.
The proverbial cherry on top of all that whipped creamy comedy was a lesbian kiss by the hot chick and a random other hot girl.
"Go see this movie ye uberbastards, ye'll walk the plank and get the scurvy, yarrrr!"
Pirates are awesome.
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Submitted by dirtygook (user info) at 2004-08-16 15:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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ATTN LEZ CHIX!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-27 00:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very nice.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-23 11:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for mentioning vince vaughn. he's a hunk
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-23 09:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
dude, I was too busy thinking about the obvious upcoming threesome, that I didn't even realize I should be enjoying the lesbian kiss... damnit.... guess i'll just watch it again since i've got it downloaded.
Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I where a pirate.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh
she's bi, not a lesbian
*wonders if you watched the movie at all*
Submitted by KingFuzion (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree. This movie kicked ass. I almost took a point away because you didn't mention the Lance Armstrong cameo, but since Lance makes everybody who ever gave up at something feel like a piece of shit you get your +2.
"We're better than you and we know it"