Initiating Sex (3412 hits)
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Submitted by <sliver189.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-23 11:27:58 EDT
I mean.. well how do you do it?
Especially if you are cheating..
I was in this situation where I cheated on my long-time boyfriend because I wanted something hardcore. I always had this thing for big guys. I'm not talking about steroid big, but big enough to hug and your face smashes in to his nipple. (like the guy i met,hee hee). My man is tall, skinny, but muscular, and he puts his work in. Orally (the best) and physically.
But its something about this one I met. Funny thing is, my man knows him. But anyway, we both have mates and both wanted the same thing. Plus both of our mates are older than us and we are the same age, we both smoked (weed) and they didn't. PERFECT.
So we go to a lone hotel, and start to smoke. everything is going fine until he says, lets get in the jacuzzi (which has a shower door on it) so we go inside and continue to smoke while in the water. let me tell you guys something, IT WAS GREAT. Being inside of steam and water, with bangin ass weed, naked with a man who is muscular, chocolate, and has a dick that looks like "Wesley Pipes". Ooh...wait a minute I was expecting you know the regular size...7-8 in. No way was i in store for this monster. i looked like he could satisfy a horse. Hey, the bigger the better. I was going to enjoy this.
So after the session of smoking is over, we both go to the bed to dry off. the both of us are high as hell and not to mention horny. very horny and high (Great combination)
so he starts to touch me on my breasts and i'm feeling on his now (seems like) 12in dick. yum..
you all know where it goes..
But that is my question..how do you properly initiate sex? Especially when the twop people talk a whole bunch of shit before the deed. it's not like a long term relationship where you just walk up to your man and say, "hey you on the couch, come stir my tea." or something.
1. Is it required that you do oral sex?
2. Will the girl seem like a whore if she did, on the first night?
3. 69 maybe?
Someone tell me. Please
But anyway, he gave me the pounding of my life with that donkey sized thing. i luuuuuvvvved every minute of it. so did he
Needless to say, we get together every week. it just keeps getting better and better.
User Reviews
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-03 05:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hehehehe
no
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHA.
I wonder if the men of Über would have taken this more lightly if it were a guy looking for a piece of the strange.
The women would've still verbally assassinated it. Maybe even more so.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-09-28 10:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a slutty, lying, cheating whore. Go give your head a wobble.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-01-02 11:43:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well if 8 inches is a normal size for a penoss i have a smallish penoss so -2
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
slutty alter
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alter.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
slutty
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-31 14:20:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AnnaBanana (user info) at 2005-03-23 19:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I was going to give you a +2 just because nobody else did, until I saw that you rated yourself!
Submitted by sliver (user info) at 2004-06-23 11:34:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is actually a true story that is still going on
And by the way, cheating is bad!
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-03-23 19:08:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
One day, when the Freak show closes for the day, and you pull the circus midget's head out your snatch, you might just wonder to yourself why the fuck you are such a whore.
Submitted by rcchristi (user info) at 2004-11-06 23:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are a whore! (I mean that in a good way)
Submitted by Smithstudd (user info) at 2004-08-31 22:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dirty slut
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-06-30 13:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was strangely turned on
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-06-23 14:31:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
You will get what you deserve in the end, you filthy, miserable, breeding cow.
The only thing you will ever be good for is lying down flat on your back and letting the flavor of the month pump your slack, gaping fucking pushole for all he's worth, because you are worth nothing. Cheating robs you of any possible value to another person, ever. Slippery slope, once you do it, you find it easier to do each time.
I hope you enjoy yourself. I hope you dump your boyfriend for the guy you're banging on the side, so that when he finds you fucking something else just for a little taste of difference, he beats you until your nose is smeared across your cheek like a greasy sausage.
And then you will be left all alone, with a fucked up grill, and no guy will ever want to touch you or your slimy cheating cockcatcher ever again.
-2, whore. fucking die while you're ahead.
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hahaha hit the spot there god ?
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-06-23 17:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When will people learn?
Cheating will SERIOUSLY FUCK OTHER PEOPLE UP.
Don't do it.
Dirty slut.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-23 15:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh what the fuck; I'm bored, here's another -2.
If I were you I'd pray to god my boyfriend doesn't find this site.
I hope he does, and I hope he rapes you in the ass with a fucking broomstick. How would you like that huge thing up your rear, you whore?
Submitted by master-beta (user info) at 2004-06-23 14:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I HOPE YOU GET SOME HORRID INCURABLE STD AND DIE, YOU FUCKING CHEATING CUNT.
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-06-23 14:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen,
It's well and good to know what you want and go out to get it. BUT YOU CANNOT BREAK YOUR WORD TO SOMEONE!
Your word is all you have. If you cheat, you take away all of your worth as a human being. You're hurting yourself in the end, trust me.
If you want to be with random guys then you have no business in a relationship. End of story.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-06-23 14:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There was a time when people like you would be paraded through the streets whilst being whipped, prior to being burnt alive and sawn into lots of little pieces.
Ok, I lied. But a man can dream.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-06-23 14:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You will get what you deserve in the end, you filthy, miserable, breeding cow.
The only thing you will ever be good for is lying down flat on your back and letting the flavor of the month pump your slack, gaping fucking pushole for all he's worth, because you are worth nothing. Cheating robs you of any possible value to another person, ever. Slippery slope, once you do it, you find it easier to do each time.
I hope you enjoy yourself. I hope you dump your boyfriend for the guy you're banging on the side, so that when he finds you fucking something else just for a little taste of difference, he beats you until your nose is smeared across your cheek like a greasy sausage.
And then you will be left all alone, with a fucked up grill, and no guy will ever want to touch you or your slimy cheating cockcatcher ever again.
-2, whore. fucking die while you're ahead.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-06-23 14:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
idiot.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
People like this disgust me to no end. I hope a large, heavy object falls on you from above. An anvil or piano will do just fine.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So you're a slut AND a moron?
How's that working out for ya?
Submitted by ZeroSignal (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
whore.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I call SHINANIGANS!!!!!
Submitted by JChristian1965 (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, everyone, let's see if we can drag this one down like one of the Titanic's lifeboats!!!
-2's all around!!! *L*
Submitted by Katja (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Skank.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tough call. Which is more fake: Joan Rivers's whole face, or this story written by a "girl"?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Filthy cunt. I hope that the reeking fuckhole you have between your ever-open thighs is crawling with lice and itching like hell. Next time just get him to throatfuck you until you stop breathing.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait...
you're just a fat, white, gay guy aren't you? That would make sense.
1 - loves the BBC (big black cock)
2 - Has breasts to stimulate
3 - Is a dork and therefore cannot initiate sex
so, in the gay sommunity it is generally understood that random sex happens, and its okay. You're not a slut, but you're still useless.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you get eaten by AIDS.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What kind of woman has trouble initiating sex? Men are walking erections.
You are worthless.
Submitted by WhoLetYouIn (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's alright being slutty once in a while...but to beg for attention on the internet. I don't get you.
Dump the boyfriend.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your mom must be so proud.
Submitted by UberUser (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking whore
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I stalk my enemies, kidnap them, then violently rape them and kill them; then I rape their corpse again for good measure and leave it on their family's doorstep.
I think you just made my enemies list...
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shark, I agree.
I just hate this shit anyway. As a *good* woman, I resent this shit out there making the younger generation of boys/men think that more women than not are like this. It's just not the truth.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was craptastic and most likley written by man.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-23 11:39:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a slutty, lying, cheating pig.
And judging your writing, you sound like a STUPID slutty, lying, cheating pig.
This post actually made me regurgitate a little into my mouth, and for that, I hope you get every one of the top 10 venereal diseases available.
~*~*~*~*~
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I love Loren.
Agreed.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Slut.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:01:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You sound like a royal piece of shit.
Submitted by JChristian1965 (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is stupid, and my bullshit detector blew a fuse.
Submitted by Amusingly_shaped_semen_stain (user info) at 2004-06-23 11:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was like porn only not worth beating off to. Why dont you just ditch your bf you fucking coward?
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-23 11:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i wish his chocolate love sword would have punctured your stomach allowing only the tiniest amount of bile to escape which would slowly, yet undetectibly, kill you for being the miserable cheating slore you are.
Submitted by 38missing at 2004-06-23 11:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Slore
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-06-23 11:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-23 11:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Snuggles got a 12" fur dong for ya you filthy pig.
Submitted by sliver (user info) at 2004-06-23 11:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thank you. thank you to all
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-23 11:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
here are some lines that i find really turn me on
it's a great way for a gut to initiate sex. but for
chicks just take off your clothes and it's on.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36341
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-06-23 11:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dang, youse a skanky bitch hoe.
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-06-23 11:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ditch the boyfriend.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-23 11:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a slutty, lying, cheating pig.
And judging your writing, you sound like a STUPID slutty, lying, cheating pig.
This post actually made me regurgitate a little into my mouth, and for that, I hope you get every one of the top 10 venereal diseases available.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-06-23 11:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by <sliver189.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-23 11:27:58
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I mean.. well how do you do it?
Especially if you are cheating.."
Holy Shit. A slut asking for sex advice?
And what the hell is that robot guy posting in binary for?
a) it's probably not even real binary
b) if it is, Im sure as hell not going to decode it
and lastly
c) if it is, someone has WAY too much time on their hands.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-06-23 11:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I once took this girl back to my house a bit pissed for a spliff. We entered the house when she immediately demanded that I put on some music to which I replied "Suck my dick while doing it then", so she did. Took about 30 seconds.
Hope your boyfriend doesnt read this site by the way.
Submitted by sliver (user info) at 2004-06-23 11:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is actually a true story that is still going on
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-23 11:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"I was in this situation where I cheated on my long-time boyfriend because I wanted something hardcore. "
I stopped reading here.
Submitted by Robot9598 (user info) at 2004-06-23 11:29:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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