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The Japanese aren't like us, at least we're not as sexually repressed (2406 hits)

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Rating: 0.91 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Nicole <nakita963.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-23 13:08:03 EDT


This is Part 2, in my series on Japan.
Part 1: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=108679321674385851

Here is a story I found amusing in the paper I received one morning while on my trip to Japan. If you don't read the story, which I found to be incredibly informative and gave me more insight into Japanese culture, at least check out their website.

http://www.orient-doll.com/

The Japanese are good at making more than just electronics. It is like a lifesize Barbie toy, but for adults.

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-11 15:26:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-06-23 20:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I prefer the girls at www.realdoll.com

Some of those Japanese dolls in your link look really, really. young. Scary young.


Not that I've meticulously looked at any of them.

Really.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-06-23 14:27:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I got a girl with a little rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never talk back like a lady might do
An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through

And her name is
P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N, no lie
K-Y, me-oh-my
She's $69.95
Give her a try

P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N I cry
K-Y don't be shy
$69.95, boy
Give her a try

Her eyes is all shut in an ecstasy face
You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place
Throw the little switch on her battery pack
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back

And her name is P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N, I cry
K-Y, don't be shy
$69.95, boy
Give her a try

I got a girl with a little rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never talk back like a lady might do
An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through

Her eyes is all shut in an ecstasy face
You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place
Throw the little switch on her battery pack
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back

-FZ

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-23 14:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Ew, Jared, very ew.

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-06-23 14:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

She's quiet and I can have sex with her?

Can you legally marry one of these things?

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-23 14:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Domochevsky (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:49:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

Last time I checked they sold those things in America, too. A sex doll is a sex doll, electronic or not.


Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jesus God! These poor people.

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

is the link work safe?

Submitted by Domochevsky (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Last time I checked they sold those things in America, too. A sex doll is a sex doll, electronic or not.

Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for 'Candy Girl Excellent'

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I was researching the culture of stupidity that's infecting North America--your name came up in the top ten list of offenders.

Die.


You know something, folks, as ridiculous as this sounds, I would rather
feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I
sleep than stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G-string.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Night Out