Bathrooms (759 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: -1.55 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <sliver189.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-23 15:51:29 EDT
I did it..
You know
Farted in the bathroom, and later realized someone was in there with me.
It seems empty so I let it rip while I was peeing. Then I heard the toilet paper roll...I looked down and realized someone was in the damn handicap bathroon the whole fucking time. Is that stall that damn big that you can't see a person's feet upon enteing the bathroom. God forbid she forgot to close the door all the way (that's a whole other story)
Damn....
Now I have a Dilemma..
I know the the person to whom those shoes belong to..
I wonder who should leave the bathroom first??
TO BE CONTINUED>>>
User Reviews
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-24 02:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The whole point of the shitter is to release nasty stuff outta the body.
That includes FARTS!!!
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-24 01:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
TripinDayZ, I think we're all getting a little too quick to call "shennanigans". Not everyone is making up second accounts, some people really are this stupid. I'm saying that this bitch is just really, really stupid. And a bitch. So, a stupid bitch. SHOW US YOUR TITTIES!
Submitted by Dashel (user info) at 2004-06-24 01:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You make me hate writing.
Submitted by lamer (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I farted with your mom in the room and 9 months later you were born
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you should leave.
No one wants to hear this...
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-23 17:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is one of the only people who give me hope that I'm not the worst writer on ubersite.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-06-23 17:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One post per day bitch!!
and on aside note you should not post at all.
judging from your ratings I am not the only one who thinks so.
Submitted by JChristian1965 (user info) at 2004-06-23 17:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish I could flush this twice....once for courtesy, twice for cleanliness.
:(
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-23 17:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You mean girls fart?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-23 17:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You farted. You are human. Grow up and accept it.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-06-23 16:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Put your head in the lawn mower
Submitted by Corbin_AZ (user info) at 2004-06-23 16:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If i'm not mistaken your writing this WHILE on the toilet, otherwise you wouldn't be asking who should leave first. Why don't you get off the toilet and get back to work!
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-23 16:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
someone probably already has but i am calling shenanigans on this shit. there is no way someone could be this stupid yet know how to use a computer.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-23 16:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uh. whatever.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-23 16:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-06-23 16:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Show us yer tits!
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2004-06-23 16:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are so bad, I want to srcub my brain with bleach. Do you have ANY idea what a good post is? Stop it! Lurk for a while, then come back and make worthy comments.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-23 16:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
leave the stall when they do. when they come out say "woah. that one was a 10!"
and try to give them a high five. (oh, and make a big thing about not washing your hands)
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-06-23 16:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was once having a shag in the bloke's toilets of the history building at uni, when someone came in and let one rip, thinking he was alone. And from this experience i learnt that its incredibly difficult to keep your feet off the floor whilst stiffling a giggle.
Notice how those two sentences were better than your entire post.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-06-23 15:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Try flushing yourself down the commode
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-06-23 15:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
why is this under business and financial?
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-06-23 15:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no no, please.. Don't continue.