Shitty Doobieville by Jimmy Puffit (697 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 2 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by TripinDayZ (View user info) at 2004-06-23 16:44:03 EDT
<I really hope you people are reading these intro's in the voice of the Summer-Action-Movie-Preview guy. It makes them much better, trust me>
In a world where fat, ugly, middle aged women can't even get a fair shake at a place of employment that hires retarded people, we need something to take our minds off the insignificance that is Sex Discrimination.
That was a joke, put down the tampon guns ladies. Anyway, this is the third installment in my mindless humor series of parody lyrics that have turned out to be fun as hell to write. Therefore, unfortunately, I do not care if you like them or not. I shall keep posting them as I am leaving uber for an undetermined amount of time in one week. Let the countdown begin.
Shitty Doobieville
Nibblin on sponge cake
Getting myself baked
Eatin some Lay's chips covered with oil
In walks the newbie
He can't roll worth poopie
And now I'm smoking the result of his toil
Wasting some weed again in Shitty Doobieville
Searching for my lost glass sculpted pipe (Where's the pipe, Where's the damn pipe!)
Some people say that there's a woman to blame *
But I know, it's the newbie's fault.
We try not to let him
He'll ask you to bet him
That he can't roll joints with the best of the best
It's sure fucking funny
Taking this fag's money
But now there's less weed in the joint than on my chest
Wasting some weed again in Shitty Doobieville
Searching for my drunken haze misplaced bong (Where's the bong, Find the damn bong!)
Some people say that there's a woman to blame *
But I know, it's the newbie's fault
It's been quite awhile
Since we've seen Kyle
I think that the douche may have gotten the point
That you better believa
When it comes to Sativa
Man you gotta know how to roll up a joint
Wasting some weed again in Shitty Doobieville
Searching for my goddamn fucking gun (Get it for me, I'm shooting this incompetent fuck)
Some people say that there's a woman to blame *
But I know, it's the newbie's fault.
*I do realize there are several wonderful women rollers out there. This line was left in purely out of laziness.
User Reviews
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-24 10:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i am not one of those women mase i suck that's what pipes are for lol
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-06-23 21:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Hendrix. Woo.
Submitted by ryandonovan (user info) at 2004-06-23 19:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it. Then again, I am a sucker for parody lyrics.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-06-23 16:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
classic
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-23 16:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, i realize that all of these songs have been about pot.
previous two:
Stash Up My Weed by Rave Matthews Hand - http://www.ubersite.com/m/36409
Circle of Munch by Elton Bong - http://www.ubersite.com/m/35833