Tom from Blink 182 gets taken from behind by a large sweaty man (NSFW): (4551 hits)
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Rating: 1.33 on 73 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Tom Sorrell (View user info) at 2004-06-23 17:58:06 EDT
Tom Delonge: The new flute boy.
I know, I know... it's getting old, but I promise this will be the last post I make about Blink 182 and Tom Delonge (high voiced bastard).
"But why even bother?" you ask. "What's the point of another post?"
Well, these Blink fans keep sending hate mail to my e-mail address and 90% of them call me gay. That got me thinking, what would REALLY piss these people off? Since being gay is apparently the ultimate insult to these fools, here is something for them.
"OMG!!! BLINKS SINGER IS TEH GAY!!! LOLZ!!!1"
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Submitted by EntityErased (user info) at 2006-04-05 04:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bobby crampton <taking_back_emo182.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-10-12 18:38:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
"you know whats funny. tom delonge would probably actually laugh at this pictures due to the fact that its fucking hillarious. they dont take offense to stupid asses like you..."
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I love how when someone loves a band so much, they act like they personally know the band members.
Yes, bobby. I'm sure you and tom delonge hang out on weekends. You guys are like this! *does old, mid-nineties finger wrapping thing*
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-02-09 06:51:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-12-30 16:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There are no words.
Oh wait, yes there are. SOLID GOLD.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-12-30 14:21:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 cuz I can
Submitted by bobby crampton <taking_back_emo182.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-10-12 18:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you know whats funny. tom delonge would probably actually laugh at this pictures due to the fact that its fucking hillarious. they dont take offense to stupid asses like you. because what you doing is funny. and all you blink fans who are bitching about this. SHUT UP!!! its funny you guys just like if we made sumpthing mocking on this guys favorite bands it would be funny. ive been listening to blink since i was 11 years old ans this shit is great. im now 18 and you guys pick on a band who uses gay jokes and jokes about fucking dogs against them. makes no sense because if they seen this all they would do is laugh thier ass off. but oh well im gonna send a copy of this to tom delonge in an email due to the fact that its fucking hillarious and he will think so to. so thanx for the great comedy
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-10-09 01:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was so beautiful, it made me weep.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-09 01:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Untitled_User (user info) at 2004-10-08 17:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're stupid.
Submitted by Tom at 2004-07-28 16:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
That picture is fucking horrible. Blink-182 kicks ass and always will
Submitted by Travis at 2004-07-28 16:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mark's a Weird fuck
Submitted by Mark <Fuck a dog> at 2004-07-28 16:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut up with your fucking "kick Tom's ass" thing. Get over it. I doubt you have the balls to do anything to Tom, and if you did do something you know you'd get caught. So it's pointless to go on with this shit.
Submitted by richard <netwolf00.at.msn.com> at 2004-07-10 16:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You need to stop bitching about tom delonge. Your dreams of pounding him in the ass can never be. I have read your stupid posts about Tom to many times. Start hating someone else. I don't care how high-pitched his voice is or how stupid his voice is, you will always be the bigger fag.
Submitted by AndraSidan (user info) at 2004-06-27 01:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll give you a +2 because I think Blink sucks (3 power chords per song, idiotic lyrics, one good song for every 8 crappy one) but that picture is just disgusting
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-27 01:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
User 9759 doesn't understand that he's the butt of a joke.
Submitted by Pennywisdom (user info) at 2004-06-27 00:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man you gotta get over it some time, you'll be a sad ass wrinkly old shit goin 'ohh im gunna get that tom from blink182 if its the last thing i do' Give it up
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-27 00:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-06-25 20:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by doom3 at 2004-06-24 01:32:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
I am the gayest person on earth. I liek to listen to Backstreet Boys , N-Sync, and Britney Spears late at night wiht my bfriend Bruce (aka the leather fuck master)and I am a total loser cuz I diss good music just cuz Im a fagget who only likes POP
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What is this?! An epidemic of the moronic fanboys who parade themselves as being acctual Uber members?!
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-25 19:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
eminem?
Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2004-06-25 12:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's that +2 for the anti-Eminem post. This was a worthwhile post as well.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-24 16:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MORE HATE MAIL!!! (DEATH THREATS KICK ASS):
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From: ccrunnerfhn05.at.netzero.com <ccrunnerfhn05.at.netzero.com>
Sent: Thursday, June 24, 2004 2:28 PM
To: sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com
Subject: Your so fuckin gay you stupid ass
Hey you stupid ass fuck you we all fuckin hate you and hope you burn in hell and
die a horrible fiery death cause we think your a stupid piece of shit. you think
you can just throw water bottles at the greatest band in the world i don't think
so i really hope someone kicks the fuckin shit out of you cuz if i ever see you
i will fuckin kill you you stupid ass mother fucker who can't even throw a water
bottle fuck you you stupid ass piece of shit die basterd. cockeater shit fuck
dick shit bitch ass
super awesome blink fan who wants to kick your ass,
tim
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To which I replied:
This is what you sound like:
"LIKE OMG!!!! I'LL KICK UR ASS FAG!!!"
Sure you will. I'm actually so scared right now that I'm shaking. No, wait...that's the caffeine. I'm actually not scared at all. Not even a little bit. In fact, I'm happy. I'm happy because I'm laughing. I'm laughing because you're a fucking idiot who threatens complete strangersfrom behind the safety of your computer screen. It's obvious that you are incredibly tough behind a keyboard, it's too bad you're not equally intelligent.
You have many things to say, but I'd be willing to bet my house and car that you would never say the same things to my face. Feel free to reply back and say you would, I know it's not true.
You are a pathetic excuse for a human being and a complete waste of precious oxygen.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-24 12:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Look, the article is a joke. The two pictures are also jokes. The article makes fun of Blink 182 and myself through self-depreciating humor. I've written over 40 articles at Ubersite and all of them have the same style. I write it because I enjoy writing and people seem to enjoy the articles.
I didn't ask for all you people to rate my stuff. I didn't even write it for you. I wrote it for fun but some jackass happened to see it and take it seriously, and apparently personally. I even got a death threat from some IDIOT fan. Don't you find that a bit ridiculous for an article that's only real purpose is to entertain people? Hate mail, viruses, and death threats? For what? Because people like their music? That's a bit extreme, don't you think?
After all this hate mail came in and people actually took their bullshit to Ubersite, I decided to strike back. I actually think it's funny as hell, but what's even more funny is seeing how fucking angry you all get over something so inane. That's why I posted the two pictures. Just so I could piss all of you off some more. WHY? It's entertaining... it makes me laugh. Many of you played right into my hands and made yourselves the butt of the joke (just like I knew you would).
idiots
And for God's sake come up with something other than UR GAY!!! That is NOT an insult to someone who knows he's straight! Seriously, is that supposed to make me stop what I'm doing, look at myself in a mirror, and start crying? NO!!! NOOOOO!!!!!! WHYYYYYY!!!!????
Hardly.
Submitted by Sass (user info) at 2004-06-24 08:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bahahahahahahaha.
This shit just keeps getting funnier.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-24 07:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
.....interesting...photoshop...
Note: Ratings don't count if you aren't signed in.
Submitted by Rosencrantz (user info) at 2004-06-24 06:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well and truly Owned. Uppa da poop-chute!
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-06-24 04:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep up the good work. Surely you should get an award for this.
182 fan translation;
kep up de gd wk u gayer, gay, gay gay gay gay. blink r de best, yer, gay gay yer.
Submitted by doom3 at 2004-06-24 01:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am the gayest person on earth. I liek to listen to Backstreet Boys , N-Sync, and Britney Spears late at night wiht my bfriend Bruce (aka the leather fuck master)and I am a total loser cuz I diss good music just cuz Im a fagget who only likes POP.
Submitted by omg at 2004-06-24 01:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OOOOOH I got all excited and i thought it was some real Blink porn omfg Tom is sooooo hot
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-06-24 00:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by QueenAshIee (user info) at 2004-06-23 21:47:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Blink 182 is a great band!
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Imposter.
- the REAL QueenAshlee
Submitted by navymenrfaggetsespecialywaterb <urgay.at.fucku.blinksthebest> at 2004-06-24 00:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
just a question ummm whats with u and the word "gay" u hear it alot obviously and u tlak bout it alot so just curious r u cuz thats kinda creepin me out that u actually get off to toms picture cropped ontop of sum gay guys picture that u used to get off to but got bored of.
Submitted by jeetkunetony (user info) at 2004-06-23 23:42:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by LOLLERSK8TES at 2004-06-23 22:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*fucks a dog in the ass*
Submitted by DataForge22 (user info) at 2004-06-23 22:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Guess whos Fetish! look down
Submitted by QueenAshIee (user info) at 2004-06-23 21:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blink 182 is a great band!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 21:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nothing, I just always wanted to put that on one of my posts.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-23 21:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice, but what about this is NSFW?
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-06-23 21:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sk8er at 2004-06-23 18:27:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
y r u obsessed with gay ppl...is it that ur gay or sumthing. well i think u r first witht the water bottle thing were u were gunna cry cuz u cut ur little lip. OMG go cry 2 ur gay ass prestident. then u put triple h and tom 2 gether. i like wrestling and blink
This is the best review EVER. FUCKING EVER.
Submitted by ferrisbeuller (user info) at 2004-06-23 20:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i never knew triple h was ghey
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 20:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I confess:
I didn't "make" the picture posted in this thread. I hacked into Blink's official site and stole it. Apparently it's one of the photos Blink is thinking about using for the next album cover. The working title of the album is:
UR GAY!! LOLZ!!!
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-06-23 20:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Are you a publicist for Blink 182? I'm going to go out and buy their CD right now!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 20:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I could keep going (I have another pic I could use), but the joke's getting old so this is the last one.
Submitted by UberUser (user info) at 2004-06-23 20:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pwning action
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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-06-23 20:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just PWNED blink 182 with my song.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36525
Submitted by Fred at 2004-06-23 19:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha nice work dude ^^ btw nofx fucking ruuuuuuule!
Submitted by redzone (user info) at 2004-06-23 19:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
retiring so early c'mon dont let those gay fans get u down
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 19:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually it took me about 10 minutes to make this picture and five for the other ones.
Submitted by nofx at 2004-06-23 19:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thats so fuckin true
Submitted by tom sorrell has no friends at 2004-06-23 19:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's now obvious that this Tom Sorrell has absolutely no life whatsoever outside of the internet. He just spends all his time making up fake stories and photoshopping childish pictures. Sad, very sad. What a complete loser.
Submitted by ClayVTrainum at 2004-06-23 19:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Eh, What the hell. I'm a nice guy, here's a 2.
Submitted by Atticus (user info) at 2004-06-23 19:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you're.
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I noticed that after I posted. Thanks for clearing that up.
Y O U ' R E means You are
Y O U R means your
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-06-23 19:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Teenagers wonder why people automatically assume they are stupid. Heres a hint:
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Submitted by sk8er at 2004-06-23 18:27:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
y r u obsessed with gay ppl...is it that ur gay or sumthing. well i think u r first witht the water bottle thing were u were gunna cry cuz u cut ur little lip. OMG go cry 2 ur gay ass prestident. then u put triple h and tom 2 gether. i like wrestling and blink
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O M G he is probably your President too, jackass. Stop acting like a freakin Cannuck and respect a man in the service, odds are they can kick your ass.
Submitted by denim9 (user info) at 2004-06-23 19:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No. No it's not. Phoenetic spelling is probably the smartest thing that missing link has done all day. As an aside, it's you're. :)
Submitted by Atticus (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:31:35 (#)
Ranking: 1
y r u obsessed with gay ppl
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Seriously now, come on! They are three letter words. Would it take that much time out of your busy busy day to just write the two extra letters? This is why people think your stupid.
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Submitted by sk8er at 2004-06-23 18:27:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
y r u obsessed with gay ppl...is it that ur gay or sumthing. well i think u r first witht the water bottle thing were u were gunna cry cuz u cut ur little lip. OMG go cry 2 ur gay ass prestident. then u put triple h and tom 2 gether. i like wrestling and blink
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually I think that's a cross face chicken wing Triple H is giving him. I don't know... it's definately a bone of some sort.
Submitted by traxzilla (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:50:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like Tom Delonge is getting a little pedigree.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you love me so much, go back and read some of my old posts.
**prepare for shameless plug**
Or visit my web site at www.TomSorrell.net
One of those assclown Blink fans posted it on their board anyway so I might as well link-whore myself.
Submitted by Doom3 (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I HATE BLINK 182!!! Tom, you are my new favorite person in the fucking world.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
POSTED BYL sk8r:
"y r u obsessed with gay ppl...is it that ur gay or sumthing."
I rest my case.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Tommy! He likes it!
Submitted by Atticus (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
y r u obsessed with gay ppl
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Seriously now, come on! They are three letter words. Would it take that much time out of your busy busy day to just write the two extra letters? This is why people think your stupid.
Submitted by sk8er at 2004-06-23 18:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
y r u obsessed with gay ppl...is it that ur gay or sumthing. well i think u r first witht the water bottle thing were u were gunna cry cuz u cut ur little lip. OMG go cry 2 ur gay ass prestident. then u put triple h and tom 2 gether. i like wrestling and blink
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:19:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oops....damn wheel mouse
+2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yOU ar a gay faggit. Blink 182 is Da kewlest there is.
Submitted by DataForge22 (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some one should post this: OMG!!! BLINKS SINGER IS TEH GAY!!! LOLZ!!!1
on the uberboard
Submitted by Atticus (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Tom calls himself gay all the time. I'm sure if he saw that he would laugh his ass off.
Very inventive picture!!! A+
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you have to copy and paste this whole thing, it doesnt make the whole thing a link for some reason:
http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/cfw/FrameSet.aspx?s=ImagesSearchState|0|15|0|1|||0|0|0|0|7|blink+182|0|0&p=7&pk=4
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Buckeye you should make another pic using these: http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/cfw/FrameSet.aspx?s=ImagesSearchState|0|15|0|1|||0|0|0|0|7|blink+182|0|0&p=7&pk=4
(3rd row, middle pic or 4th row, first pic) now the "teenie bopper blink fans are going to hate me too, me a blink fan as well... Oh well fuck 'em. If they were real blink fans they'd laugh too, I know if Tom Delonge saw the pic he probably would.
Submitted by im_gay_cuz_im_in_the_navy (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha, this is amusing....doesn't an over 20-year-old Sailor like you have better things to do than make their own pictures to piss of blink fans...hey why don't you go over to The Seef Mall, in downtown Manama and pick up a Fillipino Ho, you lonely naval fuck.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My turn!
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he's smiling. He must like it.
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol, yeh its getting old but that pic just gave new life to it, hilarious
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I was debating whether I wanted him to be yelling "WOOOOO!!!" or "WHEEEEE!!!"
I decided to go with WHEEEE but at the last minute changed it. I left the H in for no real reason, just shits and giggles.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i made a typo:
it should have been blink fans, but i prefer blink fags now.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:01:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's WOO!!! not WHOOO!!!
btw, blink fags, i'm the one that ruined your shit on your precious website.