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What happens when your uberboard paypal money doesn't go through... (1558 hits)

Category: Politics -> Libertarians

Rating: 0.57 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by reallybored (View user info) at 2004-06-24 16:13:04 EDT




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Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-22 17:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by dudette (user info) at 2004-07-14 23:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is a fucken classic.
I've been laughing for the past 5 mins.

Submitted by plus1_faerie (user info) at 2004-06-25 00:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

you are a very handsome man. hee hee hee. I am the plus 1 fairie. hee hee hee hee. I think your hands are women too!! hee hee hee!!! plus 1 for everone (even if it's bad) hee hee hee

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-25 00:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-06-24 19:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I like you bart, but you have the womans hands.

Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-06-24 18:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bart looks like he needs to get some sleep and trim his fingernails.

Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-06-24 18:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

polyamorousaj,
It's "shaddap you face". The song was performed by Joe Dolce, my dad's cousin actually. I remember my dad used to play that song all the time when I was a kid and he'd tell me stories about Joe Dolce back when they hung out at the social club in Cleveland. I don't why I felt like sharing that, but regardless, the phrase is "shaddap you face".

Anyhow, here's the lyrics if anyone gives a shit.

(verse:)
When I was a boy, just about-a eighth-a grade,
mama used to say, don't-a stay out late,
with the bad-a boys, always shoot-a pool,
gonna flunk-a school.

Boy, it make-a me sick, all the things I gotta do.
can't-a getta no kicks, always gotta follow rules,
boy, it make-a me sick, just-a make a lousy bucks,
I gotta feel like a fool. (and mama used to say:)

(chorus:)
What'sa matta you, hey,
Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do,
Why you looka so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place,
Ah, Shaddap You Face.

(verse:)
Soon-a come-a day, gonna be-a big-a star,
Gonna make a movies, buy a nice-a car,
but still-a be myself, I'm-a never change a thing,
always dance and sing. ('cause I remember mama used to say:)

(chorus:)
What'sa matta you, hey,
Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do,
Why you looka so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place,
Ah, Shaddap You Face.

(talking section)
"Hello, everybody, that's out there in radio and television land.
Did you know I had a bit hit song in Italy with this: 'Shaddap You Face'?
I sing this song and all my fans applaud, they clap their hands, that make me feel so good.
You ought to learn this song, It's really simple -
I sing: 'Whatsa Matta You?" You sing: 'Hey!"
, you sing the rest and at the end, we can all sing 'Ah, shaddap You Face!'
Ok Let's try it, really big -
Uno, Duo, Tre, Quatro:"

(chorus:)
What'sa matta you, hey,
Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do,
Why you looka so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place,
Ah, Shaddap You Face.


Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-06-24 17:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Did this picture really need reposting. Really?

Submitted by facehead (user info) at 2004-06-24 17:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

not funny.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-06-24 17:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://bart.cilfone.com

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-24 17:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can just hear him saying, "shudduppa yo mouth."

Submitted by Fluffhead (user info) at 2004-06-24 16:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Funny even though i hate bart so much.

Submitted by modusjoe (user info) at 2004-06-24 16:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that is fucking hilarious

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-24 16:40:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-24 16:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I believe that man's name is Horace.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-06-24 16:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-24 16:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I can't give +2s for a picture alone...

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-24 16:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-06-24 16:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Daddy, don't hit me! Please!



Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-06-24 16:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



Nice Fro.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-24 16:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2, because that picture is exactly the look I remember Bart with the last time we saw each other in person.


















What?

Submitted by Crux (user info) at 2004-06-24 16:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Genius! Genius I say!

Come on everyone chant with me:

B@W! B@W! B@W!

Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-06-24 16:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

That pic is funny

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-24 16:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 cuz that pic cracks me up

he has really nice nails for a guy

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-24 16:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh tommy boy, did we miss this little gem?...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/34738

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-24 16:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Haha, that picture makes me laugh too.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-24 16:15:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is the gayest post I've ever seen.

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-24 16:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this post sucks so badly, but that picture makes me laugh my ass off.


Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.' `Beer kills
brain cells.' Now, let's go back to that ... building ... thingee
... where our beds and TV ... is.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror IV