The Tom Song (806 hits)
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Submitted by SoxSexSax (View user info) at 2004-06-25 06:47:17 EDT
The Tom Song
(Sung to the tune of Rio)
His name is Tommy and he posts on Ubersite,
Some of his work is good, but most of it's just shite.
He thinks he's talented, but he's a ginger cunt.
The only girls he'll get are whores, 'cause he's a runt.
His drawings are so lame and writing is not witty,
I can sum up all his posts with 'Average', 'Poor' and 'Shitty'.
He threw a temper tantrum when we didn't care,
That he'd been hired by the worst joke site out there.
And if like most of us you hate the stuff he writes,
Beware, 'cause he will hold a grudge for many nights.
If you give a -2 to Tom, he'll give you one right back,
All the pent up rage inside him channeled to attack.
He uses more than one screen name to have his say,
Takes up two spots on the front page, which is gay.
But Tommy doesn't think that he's done any wrong,
As he sits contemplating in his homo thong.
Maybe we'll forgive him as he's just a pimply kid,
When his little bollocks drop, he'll rue the stuff he did.
And when he trims his greasy hair to not look like a bum,
You will see an ugly brat, loved only by his mum.
His name is Tommy and he posts on Ubersite,
Some of his work is good, but most of it's just shite.
He thinks he's talented, but he's a ginger cunt.
Sorry Tom but you're a twat. I like to be quite blunt.
User Reviews
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-06-25 17:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have another +2.
Submitted by oddchild720 (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"ginger cunt"
+2 just because of that insult alone.
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"funny, but he is a kid so his behavior is acceptable to me."
I respect your right to hold your opinion Mick, but I find Tom childish even for a 15 year old.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The original song wasn't too good, but even tom has to admit that this is pretty damn creative.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-25 08:15:50 (#)
Ranking: 1
I was half-happy and half disapointed the post didn't read like this:
Sisqo - The Tom Song
This thing right here
Is lettin all the -2'ers know
What ubersite talks about
You know
The shittier things in life
Hahaha
Check it out
Ooh dat post so scandalous
And ya know another website couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
Widownloading fake porn so devilish
Uh
he like to post at all the collegehumor sites
And he likes to drink lots and lots of sprite
He's only 15 and rides a bike
Cuz he was postin la vida loca
BRIDGE
He took dumps like a truck truck truck
Garden posts like what what what
Tommy move your butt butt butt
(off this damn website)
I think he's 15 again
He had dumps like a truck truck truck
Garden posts like what what what
All night long
Let me see that Tom
CHORUS
I like it when the post goes da na da na
Tommy make your posts go da na da na
Tom I know you wanna show da na da na
That Tom t Tom tom tom
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Tommy make your posts go da na da na
Tom I know you wanna show da na da na
That Tom t Tom Tom Tom
That Tom so scandalous
And I know another nigga couldn't handle it
And he shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in his eye so devilish
Uh
he like to post at all the collegehumor sites
And he likes to drink lots and lots of sprite
He's only 15 and rides a bike
Cuz he was postin la vida loca
BRIDGE
CHORUS (2x)
Whoaaa
That post so scandalous
And I swear another poster couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in yo eye so devilish
(Whoa)
I like it when the post goes da na da na
Tommy make your posts go da na da na
Tom I know you wanna show da na da na
That Tom t Tom tom tom
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Tommy make your posts go da na da na
Tom I know you wanna show da na da na
That Tom t Tom Tom Tom
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on
Yeahhhh yeah
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i read it to on top of ole smokey.
funny, but he is a kid so his behavior is acceptable to me. i may not like it, and i may bust his ass for it but compared to the majority of kids that post here he is about 400% more talented than all of them combined.
give him a chance to throw his temper tantrums, the kid will end up delivering quality stuff.
Take chip as an example he posted pure shit but now i look for his stuff.
there are other kids that most wouldnt know they were kids by the content of their posts. like sublime for one.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-06-25 10:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i dont remember the melody for Rio, but this was funny as hell anyways.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-25 10:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're just too damned good at poetry.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-25 09:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let me reiterate what a douche Tom is: http://www.ubersite.com/m/36655
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-25 09:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 is the highest rating, and there are 2 great songs. Coincendence? I think no.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-06-25 08:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is the biggest, lamest, most homosexually orientated piece of vietnamese prostitute ass I have ever eaten.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-25 08:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I was half-happy and half disapointed the post didn't read like this:
Sisqo - The Tom Song
This thing right here
Is lettin all the -2'ers know
What ubersite talks about
You know
The shittier things in life
Hahaha
Check it out
Ooh dat post so scandalous
And ya know another website couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
Widownloading fake porn so devilish
Uh
he like to post at all the collegehumor sites
And he likes to drink lots and lots of sprite
He's only 15 and rides a bike
Cuz he was postin la vida loca
BRIDGE
He took dumps like a truck truck truck
Garden posts like what what what
Tommy move your butt butt butt
(off this damn website)
I think he's 15 again
He had dumps like a truck truck truck
Garden posts like what what what
All night long
Let me see that Tom
CHORUS
I like it when the post goes da na da na
Tommy make your posts go da na da na
Tom I know you wanna show da na da na
That Tom t Tom tom tom
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Tommy make your posts go da na da na
Tom I know you wanna show da na da na
That Tom t Tom Tom Tom
That Tom so scandalous
And I know another nigga couldn't handle it
And he shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in his eye so devilish
Uh
he like to post at all the collegehumor sites
And he likes to drink lots and lots of sprite
He's only 15 and rides a bike
Cuz he was postin la vida loca
BRIDGE
CHORUS (2x)
Whoaaa
That post so scandalous
And I swear another poster couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in yo eye so devilish
(Whoa)
I like it when the post goes da na da na
Tommy make your posts go da na da na
Tom I know you wanna show da na da na
That Tom t Tom tom tom
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Tommy make your posts go da na da na
Tom I know you wanna show da na da na
That Tom t Tom Tom Tom
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on
Yeahhhh yeah
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-25 07:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like Tom, but this was funny. Your stuff always is.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-06-25 07:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHHHH HA HA HA!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-06-25 07:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
From one ripoff pisstake poet to another, well done.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-25 06:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"If you give a -2 to Tom, he'll give you one right back, "
Fuck that... Try 25 from him and douche friend Bargled.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36655
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2004-06-25 06:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, that'll do.
/off to go have some cucumber sandwiches.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-06-25 06:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww, leave the poor guy alone.
This was great though.