Stupid Joke (546 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.2 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by aliasjxc (View user info) at 2004-06-25 09:54:10 EDT
So there are these two muffins in the oven.
One turns to the other and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?"
The other says, "OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
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Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-06-25 20:09:25 EDT (#)
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What did the mexican guy say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, Holmes"
<field crickets......lots and lots of field crickets>
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:21:22 EDT (#)
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One eye turns to the other and says "between you and me, something smells"
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which reminds me:
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"if you cut the nose off a skunk, how does it smell?"
"awful!"
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha!!! i laughed out loud!! hahahaha
that reminds me
there are two cows in the pasture
one turns to the other and says "although pi is abbreviated to 3 numbers
it actually goes on into infinity
the second cow turns to the first and says "moo"
sorry.... i had to tell that one
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-06-25 14:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Heard it. About ten years ago.
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"Mum! Mum! The baby's going red!"
"Shuttup and close the oven door."
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"Dad! Dad! Why's grandad running in zigzags??"
"Shuttup and pass me that cartridge."
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"Mum! Mum! Gran bit me!"
"I told you not to stand near the cage!"
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Those all suck, but at least they're better than yours.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-25 14:44:32 EDT (#)
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Your name is similiar to a girl's name that I fucked.
+1
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2004-06-25 14:35:04 EDT (#)
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Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "How do we drive this thing?"
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-25 14:18:36 EDT (#)
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i laughed out loud when i heard that a few months ago, so hear u go
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-25 11:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't care you are. That's funny.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-06-25 10:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I love hot muffins...
Submitted by mugshit <tpmoatie.at.aol.com> at 2004-06-25 10:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no wonder people think I'm a stoner, cause that's fucking hilarious.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-06-25 10:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy Joseph wife of mary but not father of jesus christ.
Did you expect a good rating on this?
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-25 10:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit, I'm embarrassed to say I lauged out loud at that
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-25 09:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i need more.