The UberSite Cheney Heart Attack Countdown Pool (1726 hits)
Category: Politics -> RepublicansRating: 0.98 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (View user info) at 2004-06-25 11:58:44 EDT
Well, Cheney finally lost it and blew his stack on the senate floor (not in session though, which would of been hysterical I might add)
http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/06/24/cheney.leahy/index.html
I've come to the conclusion that Cheney is on his downward spiral and just stepped onto the waterslide of impending doom that ends with a either a heart attack or a stroke which has him sipping from a straw while a nurse changes his diapers on a regular basis. All that stress from the Halliburton stuff and while he's trying to run this country when Dubya leaves a mess in his wake you know it's coming soon. With this in mind I figured why not benefit off another's obvious demise. There's plenty of death pools and office pool antics out there that I figured I'd start my own.
The UberSite Cheney Heart Attack Countdown Pool
Here's the rules.
1. Cheney must have an official "heart attack" or "stroke" as defined by an official United States medical doctor.
2. It must be reported by the associated press with the date of the "heart attack" or "stroke"
3. You must provide one submitted date and time that you think it will happen (with am or pm if not done by military time).
4. The winner is determined by the one who is the "closest without going over".
5. If multiple people have the same date it will be determined by the judge (me) who was the closest without going over.
-- Maybe Bart could let the winner with some free uberboard postings or something. ;) --
There you go. Let the submissions begin!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by MtapesD <mtapesd.at.netscape.net> at 2004-08-04 18:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This subject is not a joke - it may be real. I have searched the web and this is the only mention of a possible stroke by Dick Cheney that I can find so far. His level of anger and the lack of complexity in his thinking seems almost impossible in a person who has been advising leaders for over 25 years. I wonder if he had a stroke(s) as a result of his heart attacks and those strokes have changed his personality and lowered his IQ??? A dangerous possiblity in a vice president...
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-06-26 07:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A million past eight on the 3rd Septanuary 512BC.
That's GMT, by the way.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-26 06:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Dick Cheney: the first VP we've had that could be assassinated with a fucking cheesburger.
November 12
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-06-26 00:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
7th September.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-06-25 21:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
August 4th, 2:14 am
He'll be driven to a heart attack when he finds out Ubersite has hit 10,000 users. It will then be revealed that he is registered as Apollo88 with a capital "A".
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-06-25 19:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope it's tomorrow.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-06-25 19:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think bart is too keen on giving anything away for free
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-06-25 18:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
August 17th
Submitted by euripidestrousers (user info) at 2004-06-25 18:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-06-25 17:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
January 18st, 05
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-25 17:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-25 12:54:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
07/25/04 11:15 a.m
That would be the best birthday present EVER (if you couldn't tell, thats my birthday). Failing that, I vote for November 9, 2004, 10:00 (or whenever the election results are officially announced).
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1088194091194222988
For You Monkey.
Submitted by davidoff (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-06-25 14:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:18:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oct 31st at the stroke of midnight
(we are all going to hell for this)
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LOL Loki!
August 13th, 14:24
Submitted by j00 (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
11/27/04 3:27 p.m.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
December 25, 2004
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
July 21, 2006
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oct 31st at the stroke of midnight
(we are all going to hell for this)
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He could drop out of the running for re-election for VP again because of "health problems" but not defined as a heart attack. Can we pick a date he'll drop out.
Which brings me to an interesting thing I heard awhile ago on the radio. Months ago I heard on the radio from someone who claimed they think ole' Dick may not be VP again becasue if Bush wins again he would be able to rake in tons of money.
That's odd, and pretty damn bold if you do such a thing. But I guess, I wouldn't put it past anyone.
Cheney really doesn't help Bush much, and the Republicans probably know this. They will bump up colin powell or condi rice, and wham.... Instant poll surge. (They'll attack their character, big time...But blacks will probably vote for blacks... Enough to make a difference? I don't know.)
The best case scenario to me is that exact thing happens, and then Bush is kicked out of office in a scandal. (Please don't recommend assassination. That's illegal, and wrong.)
Then we'll have a winner in charge again who isn't under the thumb of this dude.
Sorry, can't support Kerry. Dems should have picked a moderate. (And no damn LAWYER like edwards either. This just scares the shit out of me. We are in for rough times, either way.)
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-25 12:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
07/25/04 11:15 a.m
Submitted by Jesus_Loves_TwEE (user info) at 2004-06-25 12:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cheneys got to have a heart before he can have a heart attack..ha ha ho ho hee sigh..that was a lame joke...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-25 12:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
July 10, 2006 3AM.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2004-06-25 12:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
01/01/05. 00:01am
Thats doomsday anyway, we're all going to die...
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-06-25 12:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oct/05/2004 - 9PM
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2004-06-25 12:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not soon enough.
Submitted by Frenchy (user info) at 2004-06-25 12:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
2-19-05, 10:30 PM
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-25 12:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's already dead, that's just his doppelganger.
Submitted by Neosporin (user info) at 2004-06-25 12:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
August 18th 11:38 PM
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-25 12:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Dec 13th 1PM, 2004
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-06-25 12:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
times are all eastern standard (unless noted by the submission)
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-06-25 12:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2004
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-06-25 12:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
October 10th 5:16pm central time.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-06-25 12:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This pool is for when he is in office as the Vice President. If they get re-elected (God forbid) then you should have the year listed.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-25 12:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
November 3rd - 03:27 AM