WWYRSW: Mainstream Female Singer vs Underground Female Rocker (3286 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.58 on 49 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by reallybored (View user info) at 2004-06-25 12:56:56 EDT
Being that Friday's are a little slow around old Uberland, I have decided to start a new weekly post. It's going to be something new and refreshing, something that the average uberer can really sink their teeth into, a monumental work of literary genius and talent. Without further praise and awe I give you...
Who would you rather sleep with?!
In this issue we focus on female musicians. Mainstream vs Underground.
Mainstream:
Name: Mariah Carey
Age: 33
Height: 5 foot 9
Weight: 121 pounds (from a website, Id put her more at 130-135)
Profession: Singer/Songwriter
Interesting Trait: She supposedly has a 6 octave range. Which I guess is good thing.
RB's personal comment: She's fucking crazy.
Underground:
Name: Liz Phair
Age: 36
Height: 5 foot 2
Weight: Unknown, but I'm guessing round 120
Profession: Singer/Songwriter
Interesting Trait: She said that it's hard for her to make a song that doesn't include profanity.
RB's personal comment: She doesn't look 36.
Now the question is...who would you rather sleep with?
User Reviews
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-22 17:01:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by boringwhiteboy (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Liz phair without a doubt. She is hot as hell and her current album is great. She even has a song about man juice on that album. I don't think Liz is a slut but I think her man is satisfied beyond his wildest dreams. She is so hot and dirty liek she lieks it in the ass yet seems like someone to take home to mom and marry at teh saem time.
Mariah is just a crazy ass bitch but I would still do the hell out of her. I would like to bend that over and pund the crap out of it but Liz Phair is a way hotter peice of ass.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-13 03:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My aunt and uncle both went to school with Mariah. I've heard some funny shit about that bitch. In fact she had a crush on my uncle apparantly. She smoked pot in the locker rooms.
Oh, and her mom was a whore. Phair in this case.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-08-13 02:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Phair of course.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-08-13 02:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Both...
...in the pooper.
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-07-20 18:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think Mariah on this one.......
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-07-15 15:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2man to the rescue
Submitted by negative2man. (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-06-26 09:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've always thought Mariah was damn sexy. The 6 octave orgasms may blow my eardrums up, but, well, I would risk it.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2004-06-26 02:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, I was expecting to see someone underground here.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-06-26 02:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-06-25 14:10:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
obviously the one who has a blurred line between pain and pleasure.........coital damage is ......SIGH...SO FUCKING....ANIMAL
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Ohh..
*Ahem* Sorry, what? I got distracted for a minute there. Oh yeah. I'd rather fuck Mariah, for a one-off thing, as long as she doesn't talk or anything. I'd willingly spend the next couple of years doing dirty lesbianish things with Liz, though.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-06-26 02:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Liz Phair.
Even I could cut out Mariah Carey's larynx with a pen knife, I still wouldn't want to go anywhere near her... total basket case.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-06-26 02:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would rather sleep with Mariah, hands down no contest. She is built for sex. It is her purpose.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-06-26 02:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Having slept with them both I can assure you both have their perks.
My choice: 3-some.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-06-26 02:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not even a question. Liz Phair without a doubt.
Submitted by jcricket (user info) at 2004-06-25 19:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
things are awfully slow over the weekend.
but i'd have to hit up lizzy.
she seems pretty dirty.
i like dirty...
actually i'm really slightly germophobic.
no really.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-06-25 14:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, the decision is tough here. They both have such big boobies!
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-06-25 14:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
obviously the one who has a blurred line between pain and pleasure.........coital damage is ......SIGH...SO FUCKING....ANIMAL
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-25 14:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah bob, I saw le Pacte des Loups (Brotherhood of the Wolves or whatever it's called). The movie freakin' sucked except of course for monica. I didn't see those two others you mentionned though.
Her black hair, her perfect eyes, her big lips, her huge boobs, her tall legs, her italian/french accent...that woman is what I consider perfection.
Okay, I'm done spamming RB's post. I need to go and masturbate anyway.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-25 14:02:46 EDT (#)
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ACK! Not halle berry, but that other black chick from the movie. Jada something i think...
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-25 14:01:29 EDT (#)
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http://hem.passagen.se/cmb/mrm/scans/miracle_211_monica_belluci_02.jpg
If you play Matrix the videogame you can unlock a scene where monica makes out with halle berry. Yum!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
calaincout: did you see her in Brotherhood of the Wolves?
damn. that was the hottest prostitute ive ever seen.
and Melena...and L'Appartement.
DAMN!
Submitted by lamer (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Liz Phair
Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why, is Liz looking for a date? Where did you hear that? Would she go for a tall girl? Do you think she'd let me li....
uh.... nevermind.
I'll uh.... I'll have the uh.... *cough* beef sandwich too please.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for bob
Submitted by Robot9598 (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Without a doubt, Liz. Sooooo hot...
Submitted by Frenchy (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Miss Phair.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:38:23 (#)
Ranking: 1
Since I'm like 5 I've been saying that Mariah Carey has the stupidest face in show buisness.
And that Liz Phair looks like white trash.
I wanna sleep with Monica Belluci. And the perfect woman living above my appartment too. Sometimes I imagine she's laying on the floor right over my head so I start to lick the ceiling as if it was her butt crack.
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HELL YEA!
finally someone fucking agrees with me.
Monica Bellucci is the hottest person in the world. Hands Down. AND! she 40 i believe.
and she looks like that.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gona have to pick Liz Phair. Yeah, definitely Liz Phair.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bah! fine. 40=8
Even so, Phair gets extra points for having a kid and still looking like that.
Submitted by Homsar (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Now THIS is what I call a survey.
I'd have to go with Liz Phair because:
1) she's short and small
2) she doesnt think she's black
3) profanity rules
4) she doesnt think she's black
5) her style makes her hot
6) she doesnt think she's black
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Since I'm like 5 I've been saying that Mariah Carey has the stupidest face in show buisness.
And that Liz Phair looks like white trash.
I wanna sleep with Monica Belluci. And the perfect woman living above my appartment too. Sometimes I imagine she's laying on the floor right over my head so I start to lick the ceiling as if it was her butt crack.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:28:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Very tough decision...
I'd have to go with Mariah.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Liz Phair.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No contest.
I'd have the beef sandwich.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lyrics from Phair's HWC song:
Give it to me, don't give it away
Don't think about what the others say
My skins getting clear, my hairs so bright
All you do is fuck me every day and night
You're my secret beauty routine
Na, na, na, na, what my body has seen
I am lookin' good and I'm feeling nice
Baby you're the best magazine advice
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
I'm gonna pull you back down between the sheets
Everything is fresher when the day is sweet
In the morning light when you're already on the phone
Face it, one of these days
Without you I'm just another Dorian Gray
It's the fountain of youth
It's the meaning of life
So hot, so sweet, so wet my appetite
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmmmmmm liz phair
there's only room for one crazy bitch in the bedroom
i guess that would be me.
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Liz Phair, hands down. Judging by her lyrics (her older stuff anyway...seems like she's kind of fallen off lately), she probably knows how to work her body.
Mariah Carey probably fucks like a corpse.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Liz Phair...
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Phair, hands down.
Submitted by Confuzius (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Liz Phair, Queen of the milfs.
Submitted by samson (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Liz Phair! +2 for great pics.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Liz Phair. She's not only profane, but she mentions the phrase "hot white cum" around 40 times on her new album.
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Liz Phair. Hands down. Her song Supernova includes the line "and you cum like a volcano" and that is phrased such that we learn that this is one of the things she thinks is super-cool about her boyfriend.
She's a vixen.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Phair. She didn't make a mastabatory movie called "Glitter." Plus, she's cute.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-06-25 12:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ugh. Neither, but if I had to choose I'd go with Reno.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-06-25 12:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I can shut mariah up until she starts screaming or what not, then her.
otherwise, the other chick.
I would love to hear mirah carey have an orgasim.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-25 12:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry about the pic fucking up the formating. My bad.
P.S Ill be in Southern California next week if anybody wants to meet up.