things i love damnit!! (638 hits)
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Submitted by <sliver189.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-25 15:25:39 EDT
Things I Love...
I love to get high while watching pornos and masturbating
I love to eat the last of the donuts in my office
I love to see someone getting smacked
I love to hear that someone wants to smack me because of the previous line
I love to hear the sound of my man cummingon my ass
I love to cut people off in traffic
I love to type meaningless shit on the computer
I love to waste time at work
I love to look like I'm writing a punishment from grade school
I love to see cops fuck with white people in black neighborhoods (what else are they there for? Drugs maybe)
I love to see someone else getting fucked doggystlye
I love it when men tell me I'm sexy just because I'm half Malaysian
I love to look at interet porn
But I'll tell you one thing I WOULD love...to have more things to write about
User Reviews
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-25 17:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The best part of you was left in a tissue on a picnic bench somewhere.
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please tell me your posts are being created by your 12 year-old cousin or something.
Submitted by oddchild720 (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should have been dropped into a woodchopper
when your mother shat you out of her womb.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
things i hate damnit!!
User id: 9524
Registered on or around: 2004-06-21 14:48:48
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Average rating of all messages: -1.20
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How come taking it in the rear didn't make the list?
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+2.5 I love to hear the sound of my man cummingon my ass (your getting me horny)
+2.5 I love to see someone else getting fucked doggystlye (I'm getting hard)
+5 I love it when men tell me I'm sexy just because I'm half Malaysian (I love it! Yes! I want you! Camwhore yourself!)
-12 for being you. Oh yeah. It's you. Never mind.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thats not enough to write about then.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fac ut vivas
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
go get a deadly STD.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would LOVE if you posted something worth reading
Submitted by mad_monkey_mojo (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wanna fuck?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would love to see you go outside and back your car over your head repeatedly.