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Submitted by TMA (View user info) at 2004-06-25 15:27:24 EDT
I obtained tonight's transcript for the O'Reilly Factor.
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When the Factor returns, we will have the much anticipated interview with Michael Moore during our "impact" segment. We were surprised to find out that Mr. Moore (who has avoided this show), will finally be joining the program. Stay tuned.
With us now is Michael Moore. Mr. Moore is the author of several books including "Stupid White Men," and writer slash director of the controversial movies "Bowling for Columbine," and "Fahrenheit 9/11."
Now Mr. Moore, I've read bits and pieces of your books and I've watched "Bowling for Columbine..." and as you know the first half of "Fahrenheit 9/11.". So, let's start with your newest film, "Fahrenheit 9/11"... by the way your film comes to selected theaters on Friday....
Michael Moore: Well, until you watch the movie in its entirety. I don't feel that you have...
O'Reilly: I think I saw enough of the movie Mr. Moore. The movie had absolutely no factual evidence to support what you were trying to say... a political agenda before election time.
Moore: Well if you had watched the movie, you would know that a political agenda is not....
O'Reilly: Hold it, hold it, hold it, Mr. Moore. You're one of the most radical liberals in Hollywood. You're so far from mainstream America, that you....
Moore: Then what is my political agenda? Since, ....since you seem to know more about me than I do.
O'Reilly: That's the problem with someone like you. You're so far out there, that you cannot even recognize your destructive ways.
Moore: And how am I destructive when I'm showing the people the truth?
O'Reilly: Are you serious Mr. Moore? Truth! The American public needs to know that 99% of what you are saying is false. You like to show half-truths, and leave out necessary details....
Moore: I show the American public crucial data that the American media refuses to show.
O'Reilly: Yeah, the infamous liberal blame-game: "it's the media, it's police corruption, it's..." blame everyone huh?
Moore: Why didn't one single news agency show that Bush-43 knew of 9/11 3 weeks before it happened?
O'Reilly: That's ludicrous Mr. Moore. (laughs). 3 weeks before 9/11 Osama Bin Laden issued a warning that a major terrorist event was going to hit the U.S. but, Bin Laden had been issuing warnings virtually every month since 1996....
Moore: So are we not suppose to do anything when we get a major terrorist warning, Bill?
O'Reilly: Come on! You know that both the Clinton and Bush administration did everything they could with what little intelligence they were given....
Moore: Bush is responsible for ALL the lives that were lost on 9/11....
O'Reilly: That's preposterous Mr. Moore! ........ I think your book, "Stupid White Men," must have been an autobiography....
Moore: No, it's a book written about the majority population of this country that are war-mongers, racists, rich and have all the power... and would do anything, ANYTHING, they can to keep power. It must be real hard for someone like you who has made a fortune off the exploitation of others....
O'Reilly: ... Whoa, whoa Mr. Moore, watch it! Every dollar I ever made was hard earned. How dare you come on my program and accuse me of exploitation! You are the epitome of exploitation. At no point do you try to be objective in your movies. And the way you took an aging Charlton Heston and besieged him in his own home. And I'm the one exploiting....
Moore: Well, how come not one African-American has a news-... like commentary show like this one?
O'Reilly: That's baloney! Oprah Winfrey, a good friend of yours I might add, is one of the richest Americans today.... richest Americans, I didn't say richest African-Americans.....
Moore: What I'm saying is...
O'Reilly: ... you like to blame everyone and everything.....
Moore: ... is that the United States is a racist, imperialistic and capitalist country that breaks all the international laws that it's trying to impose on sovereign, poverty-stricken nations in order to....
O'Reilly: And what would you like us to do Mr. Moore? Should we have kept Hitler in power? Milosevic? The Taliban? Saddam Hussein?
Moore: Maybe... How come we have all the nuclear weapons? Why do we have the right to have nuclear weapons, but North Korea can't? Iran can't? Syria can't? Saddam can't?
O'Reilly: You really believe that Saddam should have been allowed to have nuclear weapons?
Moore: Well, why not? We have them?
O'Reilly: Because, he was an insane dictator! Who knows what he would have done with... He would have nuked Israel.....
Moore: But we can nuke Japan in 1944? Speaking of Israel, why are they allowed to possess nuclear weapons; weapons of mass destruction?
O'Reilly: Are you insane too Mr. Moore? Israel is one of the most hated nations on earth. The entire region hates Israel.....
Moore: Present day Israel, or Palestine was obtained illegally! Through terrorist means....
O'Reilly: That was 60 years ago. I bet you think that the United States should give the land back to the Indians as well?
Moore: I think the Native Americans are entitled to their land back. We should also....
O'Reilly: Let me guess, reparation payments....
Moore: ... That's not what I was going to say... but African-Americans were savagely brought to this land, enslaved, and then given nothing upon their emancipation....
O'Reilly: My Irish family was enslaved by the English, we had nothing... have you heard of the potato famine?
Moore: You don't understand my point Bill.... The conservatives of this country use 9/11 to rationalize everything.... and I'm the one accused of having an agenda?
O'Reilly: OK. That's a bunch of...
Moore: let's see: domestic plunder, imperialistic aggression, occupational repression, unlawful wars, taking of civil liberties, economic pilfering, illegitimate presidencies, false.....
O'Reilly: That's a bunch of crap!
Moore: Where are the weapons of mass destruction Bill!?
O'Reilly: We have found....
Moore: Where is the connection between 9/11 and Saddam.....
O'Reilly: This is going nowhere....
Moore: Why, why don't you answer my questions.....?
O'Reilly: Because you have a warped view of this world and a warped view of this country. You're a radical who is trying to exploit a sympathetic and ignorant ideological audience....
Moore: Ok Bill.....
O'Reilly: No, I'm not going to debate this with you, all night.
Moore: Why not, Bill? Answer my questions.....
O'Reilly: No, I don't have to, it's the same old spin. It's propaganda Mr. Moore.
Moore: On October 12th, 2003......
O'Reilly: I don't want to hear it Mr. Moore.
Moore: On October 12th 2003.....
O'Reilly: All right. You didn't support the action against Afghanistan to remove the Taliban and you didn't support the action against Iraq. You're an unpatriotic ideologue who is always trying.....
Moore: Why would I want to support a political war from an illegitimate president for illegal reasons Bill, simply to....
O'Reilly: Come on Mr. Moore.....
Moore: Simply to further repress a poverty stricken...
O'Reilly: Who caused 9/11 Mr. Moore? Islamic fundamentalist or an "illegitimate President..." which is bull by the way.
Moore: My movie clearly shows ties between this administration and the Saudi's.
O'Reilly: Yeah right. By leaving out all those facts. This is going nowhere....
Moore: Wait, what about the innocent boy that was shot in Afghanistan....
O'Reilly: Come on this is ridiculous.
Moore: What about the oil?
O'Reilly: What about the oil? This has nothing to do with it.
Moore: answer this Bill.....
O'Reilly: Answer what.... How about this, what about Clinton? You don't seem to chastise him....
Moore: If you watched the movie you would see that President Clinton...
O'Reilly: You go soft on the democrats and act as if you.....
Moore: That's not true!
O'Reilly: I hope none of your relatives died on 9/11. Any family in the military? Probably not Mr. Moore..... you have no direct association with this, no wonder you're unpatriotic.
Moore: Do you?
O'Reilly: I knew plenty of people that died on 9/11. I have visited 6 funerals for soldiers that have died in combat....
Moore: That's different....
O'Reilly: Shut up. Shut up.
Moore: Oh, please don't tell me to shut up.
O'Reilly: As respect -- as respect -- in respect for the victims of 9/11, we owe them this justice.
Moore: By an illegitimate administration with illegitimate reasons for going to war...
O'Reilly: Out of respect for the victims...
Moore: ... and not finding a single weapon of mass destruction...
O'Reilly: ... I'm not going to...
Moore: ... What Bill? Answer me....
O'Reilly: Cut his mic. I'm not going to dress you down anymore, out of respect for our audience.
We will be back in a moment with more of THE FACTOR.
Moore: That means we're done?
O'Reilly: We're done. We'll let the audience decide. The AMERICAN audience, not the French audience.
End transcript
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,689933,100407,00.html
User Reviews
Submitted by Eric_Rice (user info) at 2004-10-17 15:47:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-28 16:58:31 EDT (#)
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is this a joke?????
Submitted by optide (user info) at 2004-07-27 23:06:16 EDT (#)
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I'm not sure about this transcript in particular, but i definitely watched a tape of O'Reilly vs. Moore that O'Reilly played on his show today. I don't remember anything like this being discussed but its the same idea. Moore yammered, O'Reilly bitched, you know the story.
Submitted by CDizzle (user info) at 2004-07-27 22:57:21 EDT (#)
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I hate moore
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-07-27 22:49:51 EDT (#)
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I hate Micheal Moore.
Oh, by the way, Kerry's wife can't give a speech for shit. I'm watching her right now. If she's gonna be the first lady I'm voting for Bush.
What a whore.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-27 22:37:19 EDT (#)
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Take this:
http://www.oreillyfactor.com/story/0,2933,127236,00.html
And a printer friendly version off......THIS:
http://www.oreillyfactor.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,127236,00.html
You were sort of right - unfortunately O'Reilly didn't use his flashly language, and you thought he would.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-29 23:17:52 EDT (#)
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Y'know, i swear that's exactly what it'd be like. friggin radicals.
Submitted by great <great> at 2004-06-29 22:57:22 EDT (#)
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great
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-06-28 20:29:02 EDT (#)
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consider yourself redeemed.
now go forth and sin no more.
hehe, sorry man.
Submitted by Cindys_Younger_Sister (user info) at 2004-06-26 12:26:48 EDT (#)
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entertaining , had me going there the whole time.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-26 06:46:29 EDT (#)
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I agree Kellio.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-06-26 02:42:19 EDT (#)
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Goddamn I hate that fucker Bill O'Reilly, he doesn't even let Mike (or any of his other guest) make any points at all. It's obvious that if he did give them a chance to speak they would tear apart all the ultra rightwing propaganda bullshit that spews forth from his mouth.
Death is too good for that guy. Slow and painful death on the other hand would be ideal. Make that ultra slow and extremely painful death.
Submitted by The.Masked.Assailant (user info) at 2004-06-26 01:15:18 EDT (#)
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I apologize to everyone that got offended by this post.
The intention was not to plagiarize. THOSE DAYS ARE OVER I can assure you!
Anyway, I was trying to show what a conversation between these two would be like; or what I envisioned these two nutcases would say to each other.
I used a couple of different inspirations to base the conversation on.
I was not trying to be funny.
I was trying to produce a script (like a short-film) and used these two as the main characters. This type of post has been done on ubersite before.
http://www.bushpresident2004.com/oreilly-transcript.htm <-- idea came from this real script in which I even copied some of the lines. Must give credit where credit is do.
Sorry to have mislead you DJ Matt. I was going to add a warning that it was a fictional conversation, but then most people wouldn't have read it and the overall effect would have been lost.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-06-26 00:14:43 EDT (#)
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I don't know why everyone gets so worked up about this. It's not supposed to be funny, it's not even under the humor category. And for that matter it's not under ANY category. The dialogue was great. Enjoy creativity even if you don't understand fact from fiction.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-06-26 00:03:15 EDT (#)
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O'Reilly is awesome, hands down. You don't have to agree with the man, ever, or even like him for that matter, but no one ever gets a chance to lay down their point on his show. I don't even know why he has guests except maybe for entertainment. Awesome.
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-06-25 23:41:06 EDT (#)
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"Moore: I think the Native Americans are entitled to their land back. We should also...."
We pwned them. If they want their land back, they're going to have to fight for it.
Anyway, I didn't read this thinking that it was real. I don't know if it was your intention or not to have everyone believe this was real (given your history of plagiarism), but I thought it was funny either way.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-06-25 21:39:05 EDT (#)
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It sounded like it could be real...I thought it was fake, then real...so I don't know.... But regardless, he did a good job if people have to question it. I really think that is exactly how it would go.
He needs to pass it around email as the "real transcript" hidden from the public, but you have to make it look like something happened where they wouldn't air it.
Submitted by tito (user info) at 2004-06-25 20:49:34 EDT (#)
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-2 for djmatt actually proving it was shenannigans, that conversation was just a wee bit over the top, oh yeah, and the link didn't work
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-06-25 20:41:28 EDT (#)
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TMA once again proves that he is worth absolutely NOTHING.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-06-25 20:41:06 EDT (#)
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no, i don't care.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-06-25 20:40:55 EDT (#)
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yes i'm spamming.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-06-25 20:40:40 EDT (#)
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so, i watched the Factor tonight...
hm.... Micheal Moore didn't get mentioned once, except from one viewer email that thought that Bill had forbidden Moore to come on the show.
So... you spend your free time creating false dialouges?
Get.
A.
Life.
Submitted by tito (user info) at 2004-06-25 20:39:52 EDT (#)
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I call shenannigans
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-25 18:45:05 EDT (#)
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This post is long and it's not funny. Neither is it credible. Who are you trying to convince of what TMA? I guess we know your opinion...
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-25 17:31:08 EDT (#)
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No, it's just me, Nader.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-06-25 17:21:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-25 17:07:29 (#)
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I hate Michael Moore, he spins facts to support his own agenda. How many times is something blow out of proportion or taken out of context, or just flat-out lied about, to subdue people into believing him and only him. Only idiots believe anything Michael Moore says. www.MichaelMooreHatesAmerica.com
I hate Bill O'Reilly, he proves his "point" with childish insults and asskissing, if ever someone disagrees with him he cuts their mic, calls them un-American, or brings up 9/11. Only idiots believe anything Bill O'Reilly says. http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=bill_oreilly
I wish I could cut both their fucking mics, and maybe their aortas as well.
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Kerry?...is that you?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-25 17:12:05 EDT (#)
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Far too long...
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-25 17:07:29 EDT (#)
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I hate Michael Moore, he spins facts to support his own agenda. How many times is something blow out of proportion or taken out of context, or just flat-out lied about, to subdue people into believing him and only him. Only idiots believe anything Michael Moore says. www.MichaelMooreHatesAmerica.com
I hate Bill O'Reilly, he proves his "point" with childish insults and asskissing, if ever someone disagrees with him he cuts their mic, calls them un-American, or brings up 9/11. Only idiots believe anything Bill O'Reilly says. http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=bill_oreilly
I wish I could cut both their fucking mics, and maybe their aortas as well.
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2004-06-25 17:05:16 EDT (#)
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This was good. But I know Bill would answer him about the weapons, even if he only pointed out that the entire world thought he had wmd's
-Bus
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:51:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:52:36 (#)
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You left the part about when I came on this show.
Tom: Hello, Bill, Mike. How are you? You are two useless slobs. I hate you both. You have shitty books and movies and you have shitty books and a shitty television. Mike, this is your ass. Bill, this is your ass. I bought two 500 dollar silver platters just for this show.
Bill: Cut his mic.
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Nail. On. Head.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-25 16:45:42 EDT (#)
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I'm surprised that the two of them being in the same room didn't cause some sort of violent geological disturbance.
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Loki, i read that Moore appears via satellite?
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:37:20 EDT (#)
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micheal moore is a total asshole.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:34:14 EDT (#)
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This can't be real? Is this real?
Why would he go on that show? I'm surprised that the two of them being in the same room didn't cause some sort of violent geological disturbance.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:21:33 EDT (#)
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they both spin shit so far left or right, its not even fucking visible anymore.
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:11:59 EDT (#)
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They're both idiots, plain and simple.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:07:45 EDT (#)
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Is this 'The Most Ridiculous Item of the Day'?
Submitted by floridastate311 (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:02:55 EDT (#)
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1 question....Is this real or fictitious?
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:01:48 EDT (#)
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I'm laughing.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-25 15:57:48 EDT (#)
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Tom, i agree, they both suck balls!
i dont know if this is acrurate or not?
http://slate.msn.com/id/2102723/#ContinueArticle/#ContinueArticle
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:56:37 EDT (#)
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Tom, Tom, Tom...Nailed it. Both bozo's. But I do really believe Moore is worse. His agenda would really weaken the nation, I really doesn't know what he stands for. Anarchy?
I apologize a million times over to the original poster. I didn't know Michael Moore was that nuts. But if I had to be locked in a room with one of the two or someone would kill my family I would choose O'Reilly.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:56:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by finkboy21 (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:36:38 (#)
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Bill wins.
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Because he had the power to cut Moore off.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:52:36 EDT (#)
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You left the part about when I came on this show.
Tom: Hello, Bill, Mike. How are you? You are two useless slobs. I hate you both. You have shitty books and movies and you have shitty books and a shitty television. Mike, this is your ass. Bill, this is your ass. I bought two 500 dollar silver platters just for this show.
Bill: Cut his mic.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:50:23 EDT (#)
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I like what O'Reilly has to say about almost everything. O'Reilly by a TKO
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:49:12 EDT (#)
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Was this real? I thought you were joking. HOLY SHIT, I owe you. If that transcript is real that is just plain nuts! What a nutcase both these people are. Moore is about 99% nuts and Bill is around 70% nuts.
I'll repay you somehow...god, I still can't believe that is REAL. I'm shocked here, I tell you.
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:43:22 EDT (#)
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That SUCKS! I wish O'Reilly would have come at that whole thing a little more objectively. I think if he would have done so, Moore would have hung himself.
Submitted by The.Masked.Assailant (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:40:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:38:26 (#)
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Maybe Michael Moore should hire you on to do his editing, too.
i dont get it?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:38:26 EDT (#)
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Maybe Michael Moore should hire you on to do his editing, too.
Submitted by finkboy21 (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:36:38 EDT (#)
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Bill wins.
Submitted by lovemetender (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:36:32 EDT (#)
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awesome idea
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:33:00 EDT (#)
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My 6th sense has been going wild this past week...Note the timestamps. (Yeah, I'm weird.)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36727#614386