LowSodiumMonkey - BUSTED (2057 hits)
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Submitted by Loren (View user info) at 2004-06-25 16:08:11 EDT
Thanks William_Q_Percy for the inspiration.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35818
So LowSodiumMonkey wants - "Juke Box Hero by Foreigner - all hard and soft copies of this recording must be destroyed. I hereby command it."
Well I call shenanigans.
What's the matter LSM?
Did the band not send you that autographed picture you wrote to them for?
Did you get the crap kicked out of you when you tried to get by security back stage one too many times?
Oh... poor baby, they didn't hire you as their back-up singer even after you practiced and practiced?
The proof has been found. You've been unmasked.
What's this? A Foreigner t-shirt? A Foreigner poster?
God, what a geek....
User Reviews
Submitted by ButtRodent (user info) at 2004-12-22 13:55:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Donitsu...saying you have a 95 BMW to prove you kick ass is like saying "I have a 20 millimeter peter"...it's just stupid, mate. So you have a bimmer, who gives a fuck. It's old. You could drive a McClaren F1 and you'd still be a wankstain. Go Loren, wooo!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-25 19:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All I wanted to hear. You know if you would've e-mailed me in a civil manner, I could've explained to you my entire reasoning behind the vote. I just simplified it, but I guess it came out worded wrong.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49380#905481
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-24 22:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And guess what, you fucking cunt? They got DQ'ed over it. I already told you I was going to fucking vote for you, so why get all bitchy about it? Its not like you're going to win either way, if your thing wins, you lose by default. The other story was good, so I don't want to see them replace by an alternate. Way to be a bitch.
Submitted by heater (user info) at 2004-08-24 17:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And you don't reply to my Heat posts to bump your ratings. Noooo!!
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2004-08-03 18:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-08 02:34:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-07-07 15:57:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Donitsu2002
"Damnit Yes it worked! soon enough i'll put my cars up there.... "
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From the looks of you, they'd have to be your collection of matchbox cars.
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From the looks of me I own... a 95 BMW 325i and I Formerly owned a 97 mitsubishi eclipse that i sold due to the loss of my job recently.
Us 20 year olds all have a very extensive matchbox collection.
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My lego collection pwnz your matchbox collection.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-07-30 09:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Drink - What beautiful words.
I have to admit, with a mouth like yours, I bet it would be quite a treat. ; p
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-07-30 01:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Loren as time goes by I hate you less and less and want to go down on you more and more.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-07-09 16:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Remember what I did with the last guy that was bragging about his car -
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=105283641315045843
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-09 15:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yeah, it's BIMMER, that's how you spell it. Second of all, i had just bought my cars at the time of that post so the excitement of them hadn't worn off, bitch.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-09 15:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pathetic, loren, pathetic. My self worth does not revolve around my cars, in fact i care little about them. I happen to be a car fanatic, i always have been i always will be.
Despite the fact you think you're somehow superior to me because you have a mortgage payment and you have a piece of shit car doesn't mean a damned thing to me, you still haven't grown up, bitch.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-07-08 09:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Donitsu - please. I own a Chrysler. I posted it jokingly a long time ago to prove that it's fucking stupid to think your self-worth revolves around a fucking car. *ooooh, a 20-year old with a BEAMER* - I laugh at kids like you.
I've got better things to spend my money on, like my mortgage payment. And butt-plugs, can't forget them.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-08 02:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-07-07 15:57:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Donitsu2002
"Damnit Yes it worked! soon enough i'll put my cars up there.... "
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From the looks of you, they'd have to be your collection of matchbox cars.
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From the looks of me I own... a 95 BMW 325i and I Formerly owned a 97 mitsubishi eclipse that i sold due to the loss of my job recently.
Us 20 year olds all have a very extensive matchbox collection.
Submitted by ToiletChunx (user info) at 2004-07-07 13:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is that a pair of penis pants he's wearing?
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-07 13:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tee hee. That pic got me all "Hot blooded". I'm going to go sit in the freezer so I can be "Cold an Ice". Ok. I'm done with the puns. I was ripping off Aqua Teen Hunger Force anyway.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-07-07 13:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-05 22:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-06-28 00:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great picture.
At least Foreigner is better than Judas Priest.
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-26 18:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahah - splendid! Let's prevent babies by means of contraception!
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-06-26 11:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know of course that this means war.
Submitted by jcricket (user info) at 2004-06-25 20:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's hot.
pwned
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-06-25 19:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's with all of the 'head games?'
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-06-25 18:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You so should have given him the foreigner belt from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
"Urr: Are ready for 'Working on the Weekend.'
Master Shake: I'm ready Just tell me what to do.
Ignignok: Close your eyes, that's the only way the babes can see you.
Urr: And go stand in the middle of the street.
Master Shake: Alright! I'm here ladies, feast your eyes!
Urr: How come it's not working on him?
Ignignok: Because those are Loverboy songs Urr. and Loverboy has always sucked."
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Foreigner KICKS ASS!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:13:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
huh?
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell yeah! I saw their reunion tour a year or two ago. Got the t-shirt, missed the autograph. Oh well, live and learn.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LoSoMo's gonna keep on rokkinnnn
he's gonna take you to the top
he's gonna keep on rokkinnnnnnnn
he ain't never gonna stop
and he'll be a
JUKE BOX HERO!!!
...WITH STAAARRRRS INNN HIIIIISS EYEEEEEES!!
HAHAHA!
This single handedly made my day
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Friggin incredible.
That's awesome.
Submitted by WhoLetYouIn (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Made me laugh.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha! Game, set, match, CHUMP!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhh... hahaha!
Have another.
Loren, you're awesome. Let's make babies.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I ... I... I just can't stop laughing at this.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh hell yea
I'm holding up a lighter right now.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hysterical! Very nice work.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a really good photoshop. God damn.
Submitted by Frenchy (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Might I use this photo as the canvas for future work?
The poster and t-shirt could make for lots of fun.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice photoshop.
Submitted by Frenchy (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is very, very, very nice work.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
huh?
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dorkus Malorkus.