Bart is a fucking queer (10595 hits)
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Submitted by Enraged Baboon (View user info) at 2004-06-25 20:08:21 EDT
WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET A MEASLEY LINK TO A FUCKING SITE.
BART: GO FUCK YOURSELF.
FUCK YOU. CUNT. DIE.
I have decided to leave Ubersite forever.
come see me @ http://baboon.us/
P.S. BART IS A FUCKING COCK SUCKER
User Reviews
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-26 16:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-03 16:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more mindless rape...
...and skullfucking.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-09-03 16:13:11 EDT (#)
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heh heh. i remember all this.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-03-17 18:38:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Enraged Baboon....before you go can you at least do a few more of those "What if countries were characters in an RPG..." things. Hilarious. Then you can go.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-03-17 17:56:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love being a year late...thank God it showed up on MRR.
"GET IT? IF COPYRIGHT OWNERS DID NOT HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO REMOVE THEIR WORK FROM A BROADCAST, THEN A WEBSITE OWNER SUCH AS BART WOULD BE PREVENT FROM SHUTTING HIS SITE DOWN BY LAW."
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You honestly thought that Bart needs to ask to take his website down? Um, no? A publisher can stop publishing anytime he/it damn well pleases.
Have you gotten smarter since you didn't leave?
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-03-17 17:24:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post brings back many memories.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-11-21 13:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This post: A result of self-spamming. I'll bet 300 of the 600 reviews were made by baboon.
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-08-07 10:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bye bye
Submitted by Gary Thunder <garythunder.at.gmail.com> at 2004-07-05 10:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This has slipped out of the Most Heated section, so now I actually have to WORK to find it. Not worth it. You're obviously not going to be convinced, or answer my questions, so I will bid you adieu and farewell.
Asshole.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-07-03 23:12:59 EDT (#)
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NEVER
The Proletariat's numbers are small but we will survive -- we are like the Beegees, or whoever wrote that song. Do not fuck with us.
Submitted by Gary Thunder <garythunder.at.gmail.com> at 2004-07-03 20:09:53 EDT (#)
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Do you admit defeat?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-03 16:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hobo must be baboon
Submitted by hobo at 2004-07-03 15:55:33 EDT (#)
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I think enraged baboon made some very clear and precise arguments and I side with him entirely. His usage of comedy to be persuasive in his viewpoint was very convincing indeed and I tip my hat to a man of his stature. I believe anyone who sides with a criminal is encouraging the unlawful acts being carried out in his/her name, and therefore just as guilty as the crime comitted. A valiant man is enraged baboon to stand against the masses and fight for what he believes in, even when the crowd was overwhelmingly numerous and unwilling to grant his personal request. Enraged, may your fight continue with the strength and willpower it's always had, and may your wish to remove the posts you've written be fufilled. Good day.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-07-03 13:14:24 EDT (#)
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This was a nice final statement of baboon.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-03 12:04:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Goodbye post. You were fun while you lasted, but how can you compete with "Niggers vs. Blacks" and pictures of Bart holding a meat cleaver?
*kisses the post goodbye*
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-07-02 21:20:59 EDT (#)
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:~(
crime pays
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-02 17:28:51 EDT (#)
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Goodbye post. You are slipping into the abyss.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-02 13:32:51 EDT (#)
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I love Gary.
Submitted by Gary Thunder <garythunder.at.gmail.com> at 2004-07-02 11:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If I'm so wrong, then kindly explain to me why. Surely a person with as much intelligence as you would be able to see through my pitiful arguments in an instant. I'm already reeling with the pre-emptive psychic backlash caused by your insane argumentative skills.
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Oh, wait, I'm not. You know why? Because you're incredibly stupid (or you play the part real well) and can't face facts that you are W-R-O-N-G. So you dismiss me as being - what was it? A psychotic moron? - to try desperately to cover up for the fact that the law and the will of the people are NOT on your side.
I'm a persistent little asshole when I want to be, and I don't plan on leaving until I get some decent responses. And sorry, I haven't written any stories for you to -2 spam, but you can simulate the effect by just writing "-2" over and over again in your response.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-02 06:14:18 EDT (#)
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ba-ba-booey
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-07-02 05:23:43 EDT (#)
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This much is clear: BART IS A CRIMINAL
Also clear is that everyone who supports him is a disgusting little troglodyte with a death sentence on their heads. Nobody likes a me-tooer, and thats all you are. You have no opinion of your own, you're just toeing the imaginary line of Bartically correct doctrine.
You are shit. You are nothing. You are scum.
Death to the criminal subversives: the proletariat shall rise. Register your hatred for the criminal regime: decry the bourgeoisie pigs.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-07-02 05:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im not your friend
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-07-02 04:48:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yawn. learn to use apostrophes.
Damn, So I'm a criminal... you my friend, are a buffoon.
+2 for going back to your old tricks.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-07-02 04:43:37 EDT (#)
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1. Bart violates the WIPO Copyright Treaty
2. A bunch of retards defend him
3. They get proven wrong
4. They run away
5. Everyone changes the subject so Bart doesn't have to face his crimes
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-07-02 04:14:01 EDT (#)
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youre a criminal man. youll get yours. if you think this is shenanigans you are a moron. bart's crimes have been well outlined
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-07-02 04:05:22 EDT (#)
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Trying too hard now baboon, Shenanigans has been called, everyone got the point, the heat has dropped almost 100 points today alone. Goodbye worst post I've ever seen, it's been nice knowing you.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-07-02 01:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gary Thunder: The reason I didn't reply to you is that you are A) Wrong B) A Psychotic Moron.
Thank you, please come again.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-02 01:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Skating as in skateboarding.
Submitted by Gary Thunder <garythunder.at.gmail.com> at 2004-07-02 01:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The only thing better than responding with an insult is not responding at all. What are you, a pussy? You claim to debunk everyone else. I challenge you - no, I DARE you to debunk what I said. Because you can't do it. Just like you claim to have done it before but you haven't. You, sir, PHAIL AT LIFE.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-07-02 00:00:39 EDT (#)
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hahahah figureskater
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-07-01 21:41:19 EDT (#)
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Skating? Like what, figure skating?
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-01 20:39:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-01 13:33:25 (#)
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Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-01 13:30:08 (#)
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151/566 reviews here are made by the author.
Just thought you should know.
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Spiral_Abraxis should get outside more.
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When you are sitting inside all day because your ankle is broken from skating, there's not much else to do.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-07-01 14:12:00 EDT (#)
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hahaha he actually went through and counted every post - i like to see that type of dedication in my enemies
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-01 13:33:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-01 13:30:08 (#)
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151/566 reviews here are made by the author.
Just thought you should know.
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Spiral_Abraxis should get outside more.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-01 13:30:08 EDT (#)
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151/566 reviews here are made by the author.
Just thought you should know.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-01 10:47:53 EDT (#)
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Aw, isn't it sad? People are getting bored with this. This post will die off, just like the rest of them. I was really rooting for this to get on the most veiwed messages list.
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-07-01 10:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
H3Y 3VRYONE ITS JUST A W3BSIET!!1!1! OMG WTF Y CANT WE GET ALONG?!!!???! WTF LOL
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-07-01 06:30:18 EDT (#)
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*ssssssssh* i live in a cave @ the beach
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-07-01 00:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HEY FUCKER, GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING SWEATER.
I said you could borrow it, not have it, you fucking prick.
I WANT IT BACK, ASSHOLE.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-07-01 00:29:33 EDT (#)
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SPIRRAL - isnt it obvious?
1. bart is a bourgeoisie thug
2. i am the truth and the light.
3. death to drug traffickers
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-30 17:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is dumb and I'm baffled how it got 6747 hits.....
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-06-30 16:57:21 EDT (#)
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seriously doubt it, it is dying, people are getting bored, and it still only has 13 percent of the hits that the lowest most viewed ever post has.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-06-30 15:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, that is a lot of reviews...
Sorry to hear about your penis.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-30 13:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It will not make it there. The most heated rating is dropping and dropping... And people are getting bored with it I guess. But if you really want your post to make it there, then you should probably throw in some new facts?
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-30 13:43:28 EDT (#)
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who wants to bet whether this will make the most viewed ever list? i'm willing to bet that it will, since a) bart is a criminal b) the proletariat has proven it c) the laws of chaos this thread's ass
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-30 12:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
boring
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-30 10:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FIGHT
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-30 10:05:07 EDT (#)
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Tuesday, what I find funny is that you have more hits on here than your whole website has.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-30 07:25:44 EDT (#)
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This guy links me, I recommend going to his site just for my link.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2004-06-30 07:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amusing shit... it really is.
Baboon... you have a good point and a big pair of balls. I respect you for it.
You can't win the war that you created though.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-30 06:34:20 EDT (#)
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nobody knows or cares who you are, weirdo - why are you even on this thread?
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-06-30 06:20:53 EDT (#)
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Oh shut the fuck up,
I already told you you are no longer a valid contributor to this response thread.
Go home.
I'm passing out.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-30 05:57:43 EDT (#)
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bart is hiding because he knows he's a criminal
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-06-30 05:15:38 EDT (#)
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I am now becoming bored with this post. but then again I am slightly drunk right now. ther had better be something more entertaining when I check this post out in the morning.
Submitted by andras (user info) at 2004-06-30 04:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-29 23:03:23 (#)
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I'M PLAYING AN AIR GUITAR RIGHT NOW, BART, CAN YOU HEAR ME BROTHER? I'M WAILING OUT SOME SWEET TUNES JUST FOR YOU HOME DOG
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Plus 2 for that.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-30 02:53:30 EDT (#)
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fucking criminals
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-06-30 01:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think that you have to offer him oral pleasure.
Submitted by Gary Thunder <garythunder.at.gmail.com> at 2004-06-30 01:06:31 EDT (#)
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(cont from below)
4. I will bet anybody any amount of money they wish that Enraged will ignore the points of this post entirely and respond with naught but a high-schooler's insult. If he does, that's his right; but all it does is make him look stupider for not even being able to cope with such a hastily-written manifesto.
Farewell to thee.
And one last thing; when I tried to post this all at once it yelled at me for using all caps or "reeeeeaaaaalllly long words". Which, you know, I DIDN'T. Aggravating and puzzling.
Submitted by Gary Thunder <garythunder.at.gmail.com> at 2004-06-30 01:05:14 EDT (#)
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(cont from, as it turns out, below)
3. What is all this crap about revolutions and oppression of the proletariat and spectres and quoting from Marx and Engels? Are you trying to incite the masses to rebellion? It isn't working. My reaction - and I believe I can extrapolate this to many other people - is simply that of a shaking of the head in disbelief, and a quiet sigh, followed by a rapidly plunging faith in humanity.
Submitted by Gary Thunder <garythunder.at.gmail.com> at 2004-06-30 01:04:42 EDT (#)
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(cont from above)
2. You're completely wrong about the whole copyright issue. You allowed him to post your copyrighted works and have no legal basis to demand he remove them (although you seemed to have slackened off in your demands, in that regard). The copyright law says nothing about removing copyrighted works. Don't give me that "BUT THEN NOBODY WOULD BE ABLE TO DELETE THEIR WEBSITES OMGWTFBBQ" shit. Websites are personal, and the copyright extends only to one person. The one who owns it. (This applies to original sites, not junk like geocities sites or something.) A site where you deliberately and voluntarily submitted your works - even if the copyright is still technically yours - does not have this proviso.
Submitted by Gary Thunder <garythunder.at.gmail.com> at 2004-06-30 01:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh. I wrote out this huge long response and Ubersite edited it or something. Pisses me off, it does, I'll do my best to reprint it. Note that this one should go before my first one.
1. Enraged, you are the densest, most obdurate, most puzzling, most bizarre, most inane, strangest, deafest (because you obviously only hear what you want to hear), down-right dumbest person it has been my profound LACK of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.
(cont)
Submitted by Gary Thunder <garythunder.at.gmail.com> at 2004-06-30 00:55:37 EDT (#)
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Oh, by the way, you're still wrong.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-29 23:03:23 EDT (#)
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I'M PLAYING AN AIR GUITAR RIGHT NOW, BART, CAN YOU HEAR ME BROTHER? I'M WAILING OUT SOME SWEET TUNES JUST FOR YOU HOME DOG
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-06-29 22:35:16 EDT (#)
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One more thing, Bart. Ironically, the only bullet-proof legal way to keep Baboon's material on your site is if you wrote a critical essay/parody making fun of this incident in a post and reproduced his work as a means for supporting your point. It's called "fair use", and is the reason why critics and journalists are able to quote copyrighted material in their own works. More on this here: http://www.templetons.com/brad/copymyths.html
and here: http://www.cetus.org/fairindex.html
hope you have all enjoyed the end to this debate - anticlimactic as it is.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-29 21:23:18 EDT (#)
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"Bottom line: if he wanted to persue it - he would have a case in which he could receive damages plus attorney fees. "
SUCK MY DICK, BART.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-06-29 20:23:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by drugs (user info) at 2004-06-29 14:33:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
dear baboon,
write down on a piece of paper a ballpark figure of how much time you've spent name calling, pretending to factually argue law, and generally turn anyone who has ever looked at this post against you. done? ok, now take that piece of paper and wad it up in your fist. cool. take that fist, and punch it directly into your ass, leaving that paper as far into your large intestine as your arm can go. all right, now find a mirror. look at yourself and repeat, "I am an irate little bitch." with that done, move to saskatchewan and die alone in the woods, never to trouble anyone else with, of all things, your petty grievances against a goddamned website. our lives are too short to waste exposing them to ineffectual pieces of shit like you. unfortunately, your life can't be short enough.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA drugs you fucking rule. That is the best user name evar bitches. If you aren't going to stick around here IM me the password.
SnugglesAssassin
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-06-29 20:17:33 EDT (#)
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"On Ubersite, the implicit contract involves nothing but reproduction."
Another thing, Bart, this is where you're just wrong. Actually, Bart, there is no contract here. The copyright owner (babboon) owes you nothing contractually. And it's not merely reproduction this site does...it is publishing copyrighted work, and unless Babboon has signes a publishing contract with someone, then he also owns the exclusive publishing rights to his work. This, whether you realize it or not, gives him the right to say who can publish his work. Just because he posted his work on this site, it cannot be assumed that this act granted ubersite the indefinite right to reproduce or 'publish' his work. Bottom line: if he wanted to persue it - he would have a case in which he could receive damages plus attorney fees.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-06-29 19:46:06 EDT (#)
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Babboon might be a babboon and a dumbass, but he is right. The copyright owner of any intellectual property, unless specifically singning a contract stating otherwise controls ALL aspects of its reproduction. I am a musician, I know. Babboon, shitfuck is right, just have a lawyer help you type up a 'cease and desist' order and send it certified mail to Bart, the operator of Ubersite, and if your request is not granted, then you have grounds for a lawsuit. The problem here is, you would have to take it to a federal court if you live outside the state in which Bart resides. If I were you, Bart, I would just take his shit down. It is certainly not going to generate hits for his website if all record of him is erased here.
Submitted by BoredAtWork at 2004-06-29 18:28:27 EDT (#)
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I hope you get cancer, you faggot.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-06-29 16:12:28 EDT (#)
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Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2004-06-29 15:14:45 EDT (#)
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Dearest bignasty -
Ah yes, my mistake. I forgot about the arboreal turtles of Saskatchewan.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-06-29 14:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
um, wait. this isnt www.ubersite.com is it? no way they would have some stupid ass 14 year old calling people names here. thats just unbelievable.
yeah. godamn people are lame.
the next time you post, just remember to hold the delete key after you've written your blog.
thanks.
Submitted by bignasty (user info) at 2004-06-29 14:52:24 EDT (#)
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Dearest Satchel,
I know first hand that Saskatchewan is entirely arboreal forest as that is where i raise turtles
Dear Baboon,
I was attempting to stay impartial, but I visited your website and it is gayer than Andy Dick on crack.
P.S. You suck, personally and professionally
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2004-06-29 14:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There are no "woods" in Saskatchewan. I think. Maybe a tree and some shrubs. But no "woods".
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-29 14:40:36 EDT (#)
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@ melkorthedelerious:
Do you think it is a mistake to be trying to get through this wall of frustration and determination which is currently surrounding baboon? At least it has been quite a lot of fun following this conversation.
Submitted by drugs (user info) at 2004-06-29 14:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dear baboon,
write down on a piece of paper a ballpark figure of how much time you've spent name calling, pretending to factually argue law, and generally turn anyone who has ever looked at this post against you. done? ok, now take that piece of paper and wad it up in your fist. cool. take that fist, and punch it directly into your ass, leaving that paper as far into your large intestine as your arm can go. all right, now find a mirror. look at yourself and repeat, "I am an irate little bitch." with that done, move to saskatchewan and die alone in the woods, never to trouble anyone else with, of all things, your petty grievances against a goddamned website. our lives are too short to waste exposing them to ineffectual pieces of shit like you. unfortunately, your life can't be short enough.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-29 12:58:09 EDT (#)
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hahahaha faggot
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2004-06-29 12:55:39 EDT (#)
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ah how sweet, a 15 year old fancies me. No thanks Enraged Baboon, you're far too stupid for anyone to wanna fuck.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-29 12:46:30 EDT (#)
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hahahahahahha - hugeos is a fag.
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2004-06-29 12:44:55 EDT (#)
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Let's get this straight. (no pun, natch)
'BART IS A FUCKING QUEER'
So. You're claiming that Bart is a homosexual, and an active one at that. Notwithstanding my suspicion that this may well not be the case, what relevance does this have to your little rant?
I know that this may be slightly off radar with all the arguing going on in this post, but the latent and accepted homophobia both on this board and in life generally is pathetic. You should try to stop showing off by fitting in as many swear words as possible, and start dealing with your anger with life in general in some meaningful way. You gaylord.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-29 12:41:48 EDT (#)
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you linkwhoring pussies have nothing on the true revolution. proletariat-side: you and i know its the best side.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-06-29 12:29:18 EDT (#)
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I'm a man whore so I might as well be a hit whore, thanks baboon you fucking homo.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37023
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-06-29 12:18:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2004-06-29 03:19:39 (#)
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If a post like this makes the most heated you self-centered uber-elites have some HUGE problems.
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You're still alive? That confirms it. God is not listneing to my prayers.
I still want to know how bart is making money off our work.
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-06-29 12:07:43 EDT (#)
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Fluff, you are making a dire mistake. you are attempting to speak to baboon sensibly.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-29 11:32:47 EDT (#)
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I am not an attack dog. And I don't belong to anyone but me. I argue with you because I represent my own opinion.
And Bart doesn't have to explain anything. You accuse him so it's up to you bring up somethig credible. If you are able to be more convincing baboon, then I would certainly reevaluate my position.
(by irrelevant I meant the most reply section)
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-29 11:04:43 EDT (#)
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bart still hasnt explained how he isnt breaking the law. WHY? because he is!!! AND FLUFF: WHOSE ATTACK DOG ARE YOU?
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-29 11:03:07 EDT (#)
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what is irrelevent?
oh and YOU THINK THIS IS OVER?!?!?! the revolution has only just begun!!
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-29 10:50:28 EDT (#)
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Its irrelevant baboon. In this case it would just tell us something of you unbroken persistence that lasted about 2 days.
I would rather suggest a "cult-post" award for this one here...
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-06-29 10:44:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-28 14:49:26 (#)
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Lojope reminds me of a retarded dog trying to protect its owner
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Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-06-29 10:38:05 EDT (#)
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[Atomic_Coconut]
"I am worried about baboon... over 6 hours now and he still hasn't wrote the words fuck, die or proletariat..."
Roger that. His steam is going, I think. Bah. Gonna have to find another post to camp, now.
Well, it was fun while it lasted. +1 to keep it as close to "0" as I can.
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-29 10:32:37 EDT (#)
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irrelevent, or DANGEROUS TOOL OF PROLETARIAT FREEDOM!?!?!?!?!?!?
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-06-29 10:14:28 EDT (#)
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Spuds -
There used to be a "Most replied to ever" section - bart took it down because it was irrelevant.
Submitted by Frenchy (user info) at 2004-06-29 08:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well now, that didn't post correctly.
Submitted by Frenchy (user info) at 2004-06-29 08:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sing along Fetish!!
whore
and
short
stout...
hit
little
a
I'm
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36942
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-29 06:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're being such a nice person...
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-29 04:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey faggots y'all stealing my shit i will bomb you - kill all criminals. death to drug traffickers.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2004-06-29 04:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Enraged Baboon, I have no idea how the law works but you're an arsehole.
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2004-06-29 03:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If a post like this makes the most heated you self-centered uber-elites have some HUGE problems.
Submitted by dumbass at 2004-06-29 03:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's pretty obvious Baboon knows he is wrong. If he knew that he was right, he would have asked to have his shit removed, been denied, AND TAKEN IT TO COURT! He wouldn't have sat his ass down in front of his computer creating some bullshit storyline to go along with his cause. "Baboonist Scientists" this and "Freedom Fighters" that, he is just one more bored person in the world with nothing better to do than sit at his computer and watch his post get hit after hit because everyone is falling right into his trap to get viewers for his shitty-ass site.
Submitted by Skye (user info) at 2004-06-29 02:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well thats just stupid....
Submitted by SPE (user info) at 2004-06-29 01:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-29 01:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Skye (user info) at 2004-06-29 00:44:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
okay.... so you can post a link but they can't?
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correct.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-06-29 01:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey this has more reviews then the highest hits post. There should be a catagory for it along the side.
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-06-29 01:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Baboon, shut the fuck up, you are no longer in this conversation. This post is now about hitwhoring.
Go Home!
Submitted by Skye (user info) at 2004-06-29 00:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
okay.... so you can post a link but they can't? since when does the poster have any say over what people write in reviews of his post? if that was the case then a poster can demand that all negative reviews stop... and that would just be dumb.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-28 23:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
get your lame-ass links off my post. who the hell cares about your lame opinion re: some skank's 'good looks'? not me.
Submitted by Bart's Dad (Not Homer) at 2004-06-28 23:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's about time somebody said it. Fuck Bart, he's a fucking fag.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-28 21:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a better hitwhore.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36933
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-28 21:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AW! He called me a puppy! Arf arf!
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-06-28 21:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whether or not he was ever serious (and would thus be a major asshat), he's a hit whore in any case by shamelessly plugging his website like this.
Thus, he's still an asshat.
I hope you realize there will be no recovering from this. Give up now.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-06-28 19:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-28 14:54:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
you remind me of an idiot who is unwittingly helping my plan to hitwhore this post into the stratosphere.
that wasn't your plan. you legitimately got mad, and only turned silly to try to save some face.
Submitted by Frenchy (user info) at 2004-06-28 15:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If Fetish can hit-whore,
I can hit-whore.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36942
I feel so dirty.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-28 15:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha fetish...
And thanks for the remark baboon. fluff likes being the scum of the bourgeoisie...
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-28 15:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fluff - you got served. bourgeoisie scum.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-28 15:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did someone say Fetish hitwhoring?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36933
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-28 14:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are right. I am certainly supporting your hitwhoring fetish. So what? This post and its replies have been too much fun so far. I already feared you would never come back to it...
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-28 14:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you remind me of an idiot who is unwittingly helping my plan to hitwhore this post into the stratosphere.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-28 14:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You remind me of a dog with his tail stuck between his legs knowing that he has done something terribly embarassing.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-28 14:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lojope reminds me of a retarded dog trying to protect its owner
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-28 14:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sliver (user info) at 2004-06-28 13:58:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
what in the hell is wrong with you?
~*~*~*~*~
My first guess would be...
... a lot.
Submitted by sliver (user info) at 2004-06-28 13:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what in the hell is wrong with you?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-28 13:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you hear that, Marge? She called me a baboon! The stupidest,
ugliest, smelliest ape of them all!
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Substitute
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-28 13:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shit post.
Submitted by fryfrug (user info) at 2004-06-28 13:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry guy but your site does suck big ass.
LOOK AT ME I AM COOL IN CAPS. ASS
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-06-28 13:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
enraged baboon, you are the sux.
go die you piss-soaked urinal cake of a douche nozzle.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-28 13:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, whatever theorum it is, it's pretty accurate.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-28 12:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
@ thinning temples: 4056 St.Johann
Submitted by thinning_temples (user info) at 2004-06-28 12:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
>>Basel, Switzerland (france and germany are 5 minutes away from my home; im just sitting in the ?>>triangle in between)
>>Am I the only one from this continent here?
HEY FLUFF! You're not going to believe this, but I'm in Basel too. Whereabouts are you?
Submitted by Domochevsky (user info) at 2004-06-28 11:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The central limit theorum states that 95% of data points collected will fall withing +-2 standard deviations of the mean, so in this case it means that 95% of the responses will be between inbetween 2 s.d. of the mean rating (0).
I'm not sure what theorum accounts for this, though.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-28 11:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-28 07:50:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fetish, I +2ed the FAKKIN GUY!!! comment.
Plus, my guess is, any pos that gets 400+ reviews is gonna land up being rated somewhere around 0 just by the law of averages.... or some mathmatical law... I don't really know math very well...
---
I think the law you're refering to is the Central Limi Theorem, one of you math majors correct me if I'm wrong.
Submitted by Atomic_Coconut (user info) at 2004-06-28 11:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am worried about baboon... over 6 hours now and he still hasn't wrote the words fuck, die or proletariat...
are you still alive or are you hangin' in your room in front of your computer?
aye, reading this stuff for over an hour gave me a serious headache...
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-06-28 10:59:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have 2 points:
1) Babbon, you used to be alright. What the hell happened to you to make you into an annoying little punk who types in ALL CAPS!!
2) What about Jurisprudence? I mean, that's a law term, no one has even mentioned it yet.
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-06-28 10:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So the best response is to just realize that Baboon is not really serious about this, and congratulate him on his new records for hitwhoring, campwhoring, and linkwhoring.
In otherwords, call shenanigans, and enjoy the show.
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-06-28 10:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bigmike:
There is no way in hell Bart would pull this now. If Baboon had tried something civil then there might be a slight chance of getting what he wanted. After making a fuss about it, Bart would just lose face for following through.
And think about this: right now there is one post with this shit, and a few others that have gotten dragged in via comments. If this were the only one to dissapear, Baboons supporters (in a large enough group there are alwasy a few that will fall in with even the stupidest leaders) would take it as a sign of Bart "Censoring" the site, and we'd have a genuine post war and comment flame war.
I'm not saying they might be effective, or that they make any sense, but that would feed their ego and turn this into a much more annoying "Attack of the Newbs."
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-28 07:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fetish, I +2ed the FAKKIN GUY!!! comment.
Plus, my guess is, any pos that gets 400+ reviews is gonna land up being rated somewhere around 0 just by the law of averages.... or some mathmatical law... I don't really know math very well...
I think I've given this a few -2s, a few 0s and one or two +2s just for fun.
Always keep them on their toes...
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-06-28 07:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
464 reviews? Jesus Christ.
I would find it hilariously funny if Bart were to take this post off of Ubersite completely. Just edit it right out. Or maybe better yet, make it the only post that he returns to Mr. Baboon. Keep the rest and just return this one.
That would kill me.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-28 06:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't believe Lojo just +2'd a post entitled "Bart is a fucking queer "
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-28 06:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hairsphincter2 (user info) at 2004-06-28 02:14:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
"YOU FAKKIN GUY, YOU BAD TROUBLE, GET THE FAKK OUT, FAKKIN GUY!"
~*~*~*~*~*~
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHahhahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
That's going to be my new most favorite quote!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-28 05:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm bored. Say something to entertain me. This graveyard shift job is the pits.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-28 05:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
riiiiiiiiight
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-28 03:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-27 22:11:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
My people, the holy covenent has been violated!
Treacherous thugs of the old-guard, led by Squattail and Method, have desecrated the sacred WIPO Treaty and plaigerized hallowed Baboonist items of worship.
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I was repeating myself for effect. What's your excuse? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Yuu speak da unglish eben betters! STUPID!
Submitted by hairsphincter2 (user info) at 2004-06-28 02:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"YOU FAKKIN GUY, YOU BAD TROUBLE, GET THE FAKK OUT, FAKKIN GUY!"
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-06-28 02:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"The Freedom Fighters, a.k.a. people who agree with me, rest assured in the knowledge that their cause is just and their aim is true."
Wow...does anyone else realize that this is just a website? There is no tyrant being fought here; and there is no one trying to publish your material before you do. Chill out, douche bag.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-06-28 00:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I WANT TO BE AN ATTENTION WHORE TOO!!
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-06-27 23:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"united front"
...
Who else may I ask is with you. I have seen maybe 2 or 3 sympathetic users here, and there are almost 10,000 of us now.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-27 23:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A JUST WAR
The Freedom Fighters, a.k.a. people who agree with me, rest assured in the knowledge that their cause is just and their aim is true. Assembled under the holy banner of the WIPO Copyright Treaty, the Proletariat forces present a united front of perpertually elite legality, impervious to all pernicious attempts to fuck with us. Freedom Fighters must always phrase Bart's forces as "criminals", "miscreants", or "deviants". Using such terminology to describe the enemy is a helpful reminder to the audience that Bart is a foul criminal who should be in jail.
DEMANDS FOR FREEDOM
The Freedom Fighters, whose rights have been severely violated by the Bourgeoisie's heinous impingement on the WIPO Treaty's protocols, demand certain necessities in return for their ordeal. What do we want? Money. How much do we want? Heaps. It's simple, really. We're filing a minority shareholder suit against the Bourgeoisie criminals, and if our damages from their 37,000 infringments of the WIPO Copyright Treaty exceed 50% of their earnings from Uberboard, then we legally gain control of the company with a 51% or more stake. Since Bart makes about 12 dollars a day from Uberboard, it should be exceedingly easy for this kickass lawesuit to whoop ass.
A BRIGHT FUTURE
Once the Proles have gained control of Ubersite for good, they have basically won their freedom - the freedom to do what I say. Sure, the new Ubersite will be run 'by the people' but what that really means is that I'll tell the people what to do and they'll do it. As the new ruler of Ubersite I will A) Force everyone to agree with the WIPO Copyright Treaty, B) Promote Squattail to "the guy who gets beaten up all the time," and C) Install a despotic regime of the beast [nevermind this part of the plan for now].
Submitted by Zhar (user info) at 2004-06-27 22:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ive worked on a form for 20 years, and i have seen my fair share od shit
but this is by far the biggest pile of shit i have ever personaly witnessed
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-06-27 22:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And it still goes on and on and on.
It's been two days now since you promised to leave, yet you are still making me laugh my ass off with how inane you are.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-06-27 22:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To be honest Baboon I don't know anyone on this board who would give a flying fuck if I was dead or alive. The exception perhaps being Squirrel in a way.
Personally I don't give a flying fuck about that either as i don't know anyone here personally. You are all just strokes of keys translated into electronic pulses or something floating around in cyberspace.
Have fun with the post dude. 4000 plus hits and still counting. Not bad for a message that never even got to bored at work.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-27 22:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
its too late to suck up now... you had your chance to join the revolution and all you did was laugh. when the glory-guard sacks the capital, you'll want a piece of the looting action - but I'll be saving all the high-definition TVs for the true faithful.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-06-27 22:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And another +2 for you because I seriously reckon this post and it's attendant responses is a CLASSIC!
Oh and anyway Bart almost never reviews my posts anyway so who gives a fuck if you piss him off a bit.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-27 22:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dakingisdead: fuck off. die. i seriously want you dead. i have no room for turncoat traitors. go join squattail's team. i hear he's a nice guy, after you get over the fact that he's the biggest moron in the world.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-06-27 22:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still am Enraged. I think you have posted some good shit and to be honest I think this post is a classic.
Doesn't stop me having a bit of fun winding you up though!
Hang in there dude but I think you might have Buckley's chance of getting the posts removed. It has been a very entertaining morning here in the office between reading you responses and those of the others and seeing the 4th head of department in two weeks resign his posisiotn here.
Tis the end of the world as we know it!
Submitted by redzone (user info) at 2004-06-27 22:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-27 22:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
'we' can you name one person on this board who would care if you died tomorrow, 'dakingisdead'? If i recall, you were one of the morons in my cheersquad before this post came out.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-06-27 22:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have lost the plot Baboon.
When you start your revolution we will all be satnding on the sidelines whatching you get torn to shreds and laughing our arses off.
Viva la revolution.hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-27 22:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My people, the holy covenent has been violated!
Treacherous thugs of the old-guard, led by Squattail and Method, have desecrated the sacred WIPO Treaty and plaigerized hallowed Baboonist items of worship. That Bart could only recruit these retarded two footsoldiers for his cause is a telling indication that the Proletariat cannot lose! We must stand strong in the face of adversity and gut these fuckers like pigs.
PLAN #1: Everytime Squattail speaks, kick his ass.
PLAN #2: Everytime Method speaks, remind him that his only ally is SQUATTAIL
PLAN #3: Everytime Bart speaks, remind him that his only allies are SQUATTAIL and METHOD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA. Squattail.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-27 21:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DEATH TO CRIMINALS
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2004-06-27 20:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The baboon's previous post about his site was positively rated.
Interesting how the cookie crumbles.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36669
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-06-27 20:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who would have thought something so simple as caling bart a queer would result in 440+ reviews.
Viva La thread!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-06-27 19:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is SOOOOOOO great. I LOVE THIS POST.
One thing that bothers me, though. And forgive me if it's been covered, I just can't read through all these reviews. You say bart is making money of us, but I'd like to know how you reached that conclusion. As far as I know, the only money bart gets from Uber is from the uberboard.
You're a psychopath though. But a funny one.
Submitted by enraged_bab00n <s.at.ess.co.nl> at 2004-06-27 19:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Excuse the zero cool name, but I got the attention, now read. Enraged baboon, Bart isn't stealing your "work" , you submitted it, he didn't ask you to, or coerce you into posting here. I think what I'm trying to say is
twat
Yes baboon, that's what you are, some self important cheese doodle who wants to try and fight a small site online, without the foresite to realise you are indeed... a twat.
Bart, some advice for you, delete enraged's user profile, check his logs for his IP and ban his whole ISP (even if it is a highly used ISP on your site)
Simple solution for an overcomlicated situation!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-06-27 18:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-27 18:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method is so cute when he argues law
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-27 18:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-26 09:08:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey! Thanks for showing me my last post! I didn't know where it was!
What part of that post made you think that is was in ANY way a serious post? The part where I said Bart was a Chippendale or the part where I called my vagina a hoohoodilly?
Not the brightest crayon, are you?
_________________________________
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-27 18:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-06-25 22:10:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
are you one of those enraged baboons with the flame red ass?
actually, dont tell me because i dont want you to ruin the picture i have of you in my head right now.
not a -2 because i am laughing out loud.
damn i love those baboons with the red asses!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-27 18:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it seems this is not serious and we will never know the legal reality of whether baboon can demand removal of his material or not
i noticed that one argument put forward was that baboon knew the nature of the site he was contributing to and therefore tough shit.
but the nature of the site has changed. it is now a money making site.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-06-27 17:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking awesome.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-06-27 17:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-06-27 11:30:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah fuck it, I call shenanigans.
here is a +2 to apologize for my drunken responses last night.
you're still a tool though.
Like I said man, I think he was serious, then just turned silly to try to play it off so he wont look as bad
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2004-06-27 17:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, Baboon can use a thesaurus and find one word I don't already know.
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In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentalities, and amicable philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your conversational communications possess a compacted conciseness, a clarified comprehensibility, a coalescent cogency, and a concatenated consistency. Eschew obfuscation and all conglomeration of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement, and asinine affectations. Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and voracious vivacity without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolificacy, and vain vapid verbosity.
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"concatenated"
Although this conatins no compacted conciseness.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-06-27 16:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No. Once you hit that submit button you have agreed to let Bart have a copy of that post from that second until the end of time. You shouldn't have posted it if you didn't agree with that. You've just got sand in your vagina that Bart criticized your site.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-06-27 16:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well....you've certainly lived up to your name.
Weren't you leaving?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-06-27 14:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh my
Submitted by w00tm0nk33y (user info) at 2004-06-27 13:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whooooooo i finally finished reading all the reviews, and let me tell you:
you guys are dumb
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-27 12:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
" UBER SITE IS A CRIME ORGANIZATION WHICH APPROPRIATES OUR RIGHTS FOR ITS OWN NEFARIOUS ENDS: WE MUST PUT A STOP TO THIS FUCKING CRIMINAL SHIT."
"THEREFORE: get MY shit off YOUR stinking page, BART - and dont try to pull some fucking 'YOU AGREED TO HAVE IT POSTED' shit, because as you state I AM THE FUCKING COPYRIGHT OWNER, SO I CONTROL WHAT IS DONE WITH MY MATERIAL."
"BART: Get my shit off your fucking site, you fucking CRIMINAL."
"HAIL THE PROLETARIAT"
ecetera...
Thats what I mean. Theres plenty more, but I think you get the idea. If you had tried to discuss this with Bart on a normal level it might have worked.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-27 12:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Only 50 reviews less than Tom's post.
Congratulations.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-27 12:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
127 of these replies have been from enraged_baboon. Is that some sort of "Camping Your Own Post" record?
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-27 12:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stayed on the ground?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-27 12:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you had stayed on the ground we could have taken you serious baboon. That card is played now and you are the big laugh. Didn't you realize?
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-06-27 11:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nah, no it isn't.
Good laugh though.
Too bad you didn't make any new friends though, I'm sure one of these days you'll meet a nice cute boy that fullfills your every desire and you'll come out to us here on ubersite after apologizing for being such a repressed assmunch.
Well, I'm off to work with the rest of us big kids, see ya later.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-27 11:31:52 EDT (#)
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what the HELL are you guys talking about? this shit is serious!!! MAD SERIOUS, DUN!
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-06-27 11:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah fuck it, I call shenanigans.
here is a +2 to apologize for my drunken responses last night.
you're still a tool though.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-27 11:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hahaha......From bitter to funny....I like that more!
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-27 11:18:45 EDT (#)
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In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentalities, and amicable philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your conversational communications possess a compacted conciseness, a clarified comprehensibility, a coalescent cogency, and a concatenated consistency. Eschew obfuscation and all conglomeration of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement, and asinine affectations. Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and voracious vivacity without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolificacy, and vain vapid verbosity.
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-06-27 11:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Ok.
EB is just enjoying himself, now. This has become a post for his self-flagellation. His "bourgeouise theory" brainchild is a recurring, redundant theme which does no real good, but instead uses unnecessarily flowery language so that he can feel good about himself. A circumlocutory and pleonastic circle of oratorical sonerosity circumscribed by an atom of ideology and lost in verbal profundity.
He tenaciously adheres to his claims of self-righteousness, because this appears to be the only thing he has left. He just repeats the same thing, over and over again. It's like he loves to hear himself talk.
He kind of reminds me of the Iraqi Minister of Information.
I want to see some lawsuits, personally. Let's get cracking, EB.
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-27 10:37:08 EDT (#)
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INVESTIGATING THE ENEMY [CONSEQUENTIAL ANALYSIS INTO THE BOURGEOISIE DEFENSE INDUSTRY]
Baboon scientists have conducted a seismological survey into the rotten heart of the Bart machine, finding it driven primarily by two separate, seemingly opposed forces. On the one hand we have the standard Bourgeoisie footsoldier, represented by Method. This well-protected critter has a huge concern for its own safety: it will only carry out attacks in a disguise and under the cover of night - and will retreat quickly when confronted. These traits combine with the vast numbers of Method-like footsoldiers to form a vicious enemy that will cause many problems for the Proles - unless we smash them in the fucking head. The other form of enemy is much more unpredictable.
Characterized by "extreme idiocy" and "a fucking pimply face", the "Squattail" category of government soldiers is most closely comparable to a WWII Japanese Kamikazi bomber. These speed-addicted weirdos will attack without warning, at any time, often severely injuring themselves in the process. Safety is of no concern to these primitive Beserkers - making them almost impervious to our attacks. One piece of battleground information that may be of use to the Proletariat warriors is that most Squattails have been heavily involved in some sort of homosexual activity, and have never discovered girls. This may be a mathematical function of their facial complexions - which are even worse than the joke photos they post of themselves.
TOWARD A THEORETICAL UNDERSTANDING OF THE COMMON BOURGEOISIE THUG
The most repulsive feature of your average Squattail is that he was actually banned by his homosexual Bart-lord many times before he took up this simpson character's cause. What kind of idiot gets banned by someone, and then tries to become their friend? You have to remember, this is the pimple-faced-suicide type of enemy, and as such they arent subject to logical behavior. Scientists have theorized that the squattail demographic of society may secretly harbour fantasies of nine-way sex between themselves, bart, and seven benevolent elves - but this military intel. has yet to be confirmed.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-27 10:19:39 EDT (#)
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"The time has come for you to bow the fuck down and bow the fuck down"
Yuu speek unglish the real good.
Submitted by XtremeMooCow (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Boobs are good.
Submitted by hahahaahahhaha at 2004-06-27 09:13:40 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/36862
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36859
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-06-27 08:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"He's making money from us."
As far as I know, the only income Bart is getting out of this site is from the uberboard. And I'm pretty sure posting a message to the uberboard is optional.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-27 08:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU WILL NOT WIN.
You are going to keep coming back to ubersite every day do see who has responded to your little post, you are going to keep getting pissed off that nobody agrees with you, and you are going to keep hitwhoring for your shitty website.
You are the dregs of human society; someone who asks for a favor and then shits on the person denying them that favor. No link for you, PUSSY! BWA HA HA! I think Bart and his friend Method are cliqueing hit-addicts and glorywhores, but you are the worst kind of motherfucker on Earth. You're probably French, aren't you?
The best part about this 233 Heat jerk-off festival is that nobody is a winner, with the exception of we uberboobs on the outside of this debacle looking in. Not you baby baboon, not you Method, not you lojope, and not you Mick.
This whole thing reminds me of a saying. "Don't let the door hit you where the Good Lord split you". Not that there is a God, but you get the point. The time has come for you to bow the fuck down and bow the fuck down. In other words, have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.
Also, soccer sucks.
x signed
The Final Fucking Word
Submitted by ubersucks (user info) at 2004-06-27 08:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOO
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-27 08:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What are you going to do if Bart does not take your shit off his site? Do you think you are finally GOING to do something about it? Or will you continue fliping out until you fall asleep on your keyboard?
Submitted by Kalamazoo (user info) at 2004-06-27 07:43:07 EDT (#)
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You seem like a douche bag baboon; having a big cry because someone won't link to your shitty, boring site.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-27 07:12:09 EDT (#)
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AND WHATTTCHYAAAAAAAAAAAAA GONNA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHEN PROLETARIATS RUN WILLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD ALLL OVER YOU?!?!?!?!?!
Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2004-06-27 07:08:10 EDT (#)
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"If there is hope, wrote Winston, it lies in the proles.
If there was hope, it must lie in the proles, because only there in those swarming disregarded masses, 85 per cent of the population of Oceania, could the force to destroy the Party ever be generated. The Party could not be overthrown from within. Its enemies, if it had any enemies, had no way of coming together or even of identifying one another. Even if the legendary Brotherhood existed, as just possibly it might, it was inconceivable that its members could ever assemble in larger numbers than twos and threes. Rebellion meant a look in the eyes, an inflexion of the voice, at the most, an occasional whispered word. But the proles, if only they could somehow become conscious of their own strength, would have no need to conspire. They needed only to rise up and shake themselves like a horse shaking off flies. If they chose they could blow the Party to pieces tomorrow morning. Surely sooner or later it must occur to them to do it? And yet-!"
I couldn't resist.
http://www.online-literature.com/view.php/1984/7?term=prole
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-27 06:53:50 EDT (#)
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The truth lies in how the actual law is being interpreted. At least for you and for now. If you claim that Bart and all of his followers are criminals then you will have to present hard evidence. Either you go to court or you find a preliminary case. It is that simple.
And I won't join your revolution because you didn't convince me of your cause.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-27 06:48:26 EDT (#)
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fluff you know the truth: i am your father. its time to join the proletariat revolution. the truth is out there.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-27 06:45:44 EDT (#)
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Ok Mr. Proletariat. So we are all criminals. You know what? You are being a complete asshole for calling us criminals and not having hard evidence for it. And no. I won't accept a paragraph from a treaty. Go read some preliminary cases. Present them. But stop your babooning crap man. you are annoying us. Why do I even come back again to this hillarious discussion?
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-27 06:39:06 EDT (#)
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heyzues welcome to the world-wide anti-bart movement, otherwise known as the cult of the baboon, otherwise known as the people's movement of proletariat glory, otherwise known as the cut the heads off fools collective.
A WORLD-WIDE ATTACK AGAINST THE BEAST
The bourgeoisie old-guard, entrenched in their traditionalist positions, are almost impossible to account along orthodox fronts. The war, therefore, must migrate to bizarre partisan tactics that vaguely resemble me going insane. This destablizing influence, coupled with a world-wide sw