Another stupid George W Bush saying (982 hits)
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Submitted by Kellio (View user info) at 2004-06-26 03:40:33 EDT
I was watching The Tonight Show (with Jay Leno) the other night when they played a rather amusing clip of George W Bush saying something stupid (Does he say anything else?). Now here's what he said:
"The things they can do with sofware are amazing. Right now they are working on something that can tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb."
Now this is what he said to the best of my recollection, so it isn't a direct quote. But this is pretty much what he said.
Now, maybe I'm missing something here, but do we really need a computer to tell us the difference between a squirrel and a bomb? But then again we are talking about George W Bush here, so maybe it would be a good idea if he had something that told him the difference between bombs and assorted animals. Maybe that's how the whole weapons of mass destruction thing in Iraq occured in the first place.
"On the satelite we can see a whole bunch of nukes in Iraq! Oh hang on, they're actually a herd of camels. Fuck it, lets get 'em anyway! Yeehah!!!"
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Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-06-26 19:04:03 EDT (#)
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What about squirrel bombs? Can YOU tell the difference between a squirrel that eats nuts and a squirrel that blows up?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-26 10:16:20 EDT (#)
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+2 Bush is an idiot.
-2 Bush posts scuk.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-26 09:35:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-06-26 08:13:56 (#)
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Ever heard of the robots that travel along the road looking for roadside bombs? It would have to be able to make that distinction.
Asshat.
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I can't believe it took 8 replies before someone explained that to the poster.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-06-26 08:13:56 EDT (#)
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Ever heard of the robots that travel along the road looking for roadside bombs? It would have to be able to make that distinction.
Asshat.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-26 07:07:32 EDT (#)
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Thats obviously his sole interest. Imagine what else you can do with computer technology...When I think of that what comes to my mind first are medical purposes or computer games. But for sure not weapon systems.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-06-26 06:46:18 EDT (#)
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MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-06-26 06:42:49 EDT (#)
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Maybe it's because I'm half asleep, but I thought this was funny as hell. I may revoke this +2 in the morning.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-06-26 06:25:42 EDT (#)
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This -2 isn't for the point you are trying to get across.
It's because you're a wad of dicksnot.
-2. Should've taken that summer school composition class.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-26 06:17:50 EDT (#)
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*sigh*
Submitted by AndraSidan (user info) at 2004-06-26 04:07:32 EDT (#)
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Well, we all know that a president's job skills can entirely evaluated on speaking ability alone... Sadly, after Hoover (first televised debate) and JFK (first president to win due to TV) the office of President changed to include "photogenic looks and a mouth as quick as Chris Rock" in the job description.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2004-06-26 03:57:13 EDT (#)
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No shit?