Weird Ass Inside of Mouth Sores (2553 hits)
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Submitted by cale shapera <caleshapera.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-26 04:47:49 EDT
It's 2:00 AM and I'm sitting at the computer. I can't walk because I sprained my ankle two days ago on the trampoline. I'm listening to Bone Thugz and Harmony because I'm obviously a poser (Or a bone thug)
All my friends and my girlfriend are asleep, so naturally I'm wondering about life.
I'm fifteen and I'm not overly attractive. I'm not short, 5'9", but I've got a feeling I won't grow anymore. I've a fairly clean face, but my eyebrows are different shades. Who's eyebrows are different shades! Nobody but me. Maybe I'll dye the lighter one to make them the same colour, but it seems so stupid. I'm sure that with uniform eyebrows I'll morph into a confident, sexy mutha...
I don't have good genes. My dad went bald at 30 and is 5'6" and my mom is 5'2". My dad gets pimples and my mom has eczema. I have both. How will I make my way in the world with no height and bad skin? Right now it's going fairly well, but everyone is maturing, and I'm standing still. I work out, but I don't have enough fat to gain muscle. I'm worried that because of weights, I've stopped my growth undoubtedly. I weigh 139 pounds.
I have a large nose. It's crooked, in two directions. It looks grotesque in pictures. When you combine a deformed nose with an erased eyebrow due to the camera flash, it makes for a memorable photo.
It's 2:10 AM and I'm sitting at the computer. My ankle hurts because I'm not icing and elevating it like I'm supposed to. Maybe some of the injury's infirmities will become permanent, like my quad contusion. I'm a high level athlete who is not athletic. I have bad genes. I have a chronic quad contusion. I get by now with skill and smarts, but later on, I'll be overrun.
I'm scared.
I'm going to end up 40 years old, 5'9", 140 pounds, crippled with age, bald and ugly. The physical equality I had before is gone. The skill and smarts I had before are useless now. I'll be at a generic desk job. I'll go to my parents home, or my home. I'll be alone, or I'll have an ugly, annoying girlfriend. I'll be unfulfilled and weak. Meaningless. I strive to be full of hope now, my while life is in front of me.
I keep this all inside. Just like the GOD DAMN SORE ON THE INSIDE OF MY MOUTH THAT NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT EXCEPT FOR ME AND IT HURTS EVERY TIME I MOVE MY MOUTH...
I'm even a camwhore... a camwhore with different colour eyebrows... sad.
Goodnight.
User Reviews
Submitted by repsik (user info) at 2004-07-02 12:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please insert all of your manhood into me.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-06-27 03:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep it up.
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-06-27 03:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's fuckin gotta be it.
Thanks for the heads-up homeboy.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-06-27 03:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
someone blows too many dicks...
obviously you got some nasty herpes there.
Submitted by repsik (user info) at 2004-06-27 03:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why'd you use that old, blurry pic?
Submitted by repsik (user info) at 2004-06-27 02:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LIKEWISE YOU SEXY BEAST YOU
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-06-26 17:19:13 EDT (#)
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Haha! Some great comments guys. Alright now I'm just gonna keep writing stuff. Let's just forget that the first eight or so posts I wrote on uber and this weird post ever happened. Kapeeeeeesh? Good.
Thanks again.
Submitted by iknowu at 2004-06-26 17:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
psshhh, he forgot to add he has a gf and his a straight up mack daddyo =]
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-06-26 14:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The mouth sore thing swung it to a +2
That picture made me want to mother you and i find that highly disturbing.
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-06-26 11:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was a teenager once....ahhhh, the bad 'ol days. It can only get worse my friend.
Kidding. This was great, I hope you were just having a moment though.
You're writing is great and you're cute as a bug's ear.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-06-26 08:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, you write well. I'm not gonna say 'get self confidence' because everyone already has and will.
But damn, you can write.
And your eyebrows are fine.
And if I wasn't old enough to be your..uh.. older sister, I'd tell you you were cute.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-06-26 08:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You write really well for your age, have a knack for making things interesting.
That being said, you need confidence. That's what makes a guy attractive, and the main reason I think straight guys are so hot because they have that "everyone wants to fuck me" confidence going on.
Or if you're not much for building self esteem, just go gay. The boyish look is popular in our country, and it will give you an excuse to shop at Abercrombie.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-26 08:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-06-26 06:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
true, very true.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-06-26 06:05:36 EDT (#)
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Eh. It could be worse. You could be me (I am gay as well):
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36673
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-06-26 05:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe if i don't have enough money for dye.
CRUNKMONSTROSITY
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-26 05:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have a solution for the eyebrow thing.
Get a lighter.
Proceed to burn BOTH of those fuckers off.
Not only does it rid you of the mismatched eyebrow problem, but you can tell people how awesome you are because you willingly torched some of your body hair.
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-06-26 05:19:04 EDT (#)
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I have to eat it!? ^.-
Maybe I'll go to sleep soon.
Tomorrow wake up happier.
And buy some eyebrow dye or whatever? =P
Submitted by randomperson at 2004-06-26 05:15:44 EDT (#)
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Don't be like that, you're kinda cute ;)
Get yourself some camphophenique and put it on the sore. It'll burn and taste gross but it helps.
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-06-26 05:14:18 EDT (#)
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It's not sweet 15 =P
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-06-26 05:13:59 EDT (#)
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Yeah, well what else am I gonna do this late then make grammatical mistakes on ubersite. Actually, I'm 16, but the picture was from when I'm 15 and that was more how I felt when I was 15.
Dunno why I didn't say 16, I think they connote different feelings.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-06-26 05:07:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I've never had an "ass inside of mouth sore," let alone a WEIRD ass inside of mouth sore.How do you contract that? So, you're 15, huh?
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-06-26 05:02:39 EDT (#)
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It's a little thing that makes a BIG difference.
I've seen the poster =)
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-06-26 05:01:31 EDT (#)
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You'd better change your attitude.
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-06-26 05:01:01 EDT (#)
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thanks man.
ditto.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-26 05:00:25 EDT (#)
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I'd do you...
...In the pooper!
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-06-26 04:48:50 EDT (#)
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what a fag.