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How To Fuck A Duck! (4332 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.77 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by harmlessness (View user info) at 2004-06-26 14:30:17 EDT




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User Reviews


Submitted by Nodnarb <nodnarb> at 2004-09-24 01:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Did I miss a step here. I did everything just as you say, and it's much more dificult than yall make it out to be. I guess I'll keep trying. thanks.

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-06 20:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-29 12:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Welcome.......to comedy gold.


Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*best viewed drunk*

Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It gets good rating because it damn funny. Why else?

Submitted by HatMan (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm still giggling because of this.

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

peener clouds, duck rape, tit shot, and the "fuzz"...

plus fucking 2

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-07-05 08:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

screw a kangaroo?
fingerbang an orangutang

orgy at the zoo!

Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2004-07-02 21:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-06-29 10:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't believe I missed this.

Submitted by RapSupaStar (user info) at 2004-06-29 08:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WOW IM MIND BLOWN... VERY GOOD STUFF.. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. +2... BTW.. NOT ANY IDIOT CAN BE AMUSED...IT STILL HAS TO BE SIMPLE AND FUNNY...JACKASS

Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-06-28 03:22:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

As much as I want to -2 this, I just can't.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-27 14:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

awww poor ducky!!!

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-27 01:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My legs hurt.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-26 23:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually, electric, this was done in photoshop.

fuck off.

Submitted by ferrisbeuller (user info) at 2004-06-26 22:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well done

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-26 19:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Finally, my duck fetish can be exposed and accepted by all.

Submitted by DeadKennedysKid (user info) at 2004-06-26 19:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Plus two for the peener cloud.

[Krista]

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-06-26 18:49:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Idiots too.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-06-26 18:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I guess iditos are easily amused.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-26 18:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Heh, peener cloud. What if it rains?

Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-26 18:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Excellent - it's because MSPaint pictures that even resemble the vaguest facsimile of what they puport to be are masterpieces in their own right, and should be acknowledged as such. Bestiaility rocks though, and seems to be something of the flavour of the month around here.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-06-26 18:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I don't understand why paint pictures always get such good ratings - even when their content sucks.

Submitted by Angrybeaver (user info) at 2004-06-26 17:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

mmm duck a la anal

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-26 15:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Excellent.

Submitted by jcricket (user info) at 2004-06-26 15:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

belisimo!

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-26 15:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

AHAHHA!

shitfuck is never getting a negative response from me ever again!

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-26 15:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pure genius! I'm sending this to the Vatican--as proof of your sainthood.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-26 15:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for that cloud...

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-06-26 15:04:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Please tell me, how precisely does one suck a fuck?"

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-26 15:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

*laugh*

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-26 14:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

For reasons unbeknownst to myself.

Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2004-06-26 14:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why is there a giant penis cloud in the sky??

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-06-26 14:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

flawlessness!

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-26 14:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bart, I nearly pissed myself when I read your review.

+2 for you.
-2 because I refuse to rate my own post in the positive.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-06-26 14:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Haha! That duck is fucking huge!"


Maybe he's Italian.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-26 14:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm glad someone noticed the special cloud.

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-26 14:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha! That duck is fucking huge!

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-26 14:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Am not! I am a good girl.




But you get anothr +2 because I just noticed the peener-shaped cloud.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-26 14:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Send the money, people.

It's so obvious that Lojo is just as sick and twisted as I am.

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-26 14:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAhahahaa!! I can't believe you actually posted this.

+2 for anything with my name in it.

You will get more +2s if I actually receive any money.


Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.

-- Homer Simpson
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