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Submitted by Electro (View user info) at 2004-06-26 18:37:42 EDT


Now you shall know the Real me.


Name: Jeffrey
Male
Age: 17


Some information you already know: I am a gamer as you can see the games I made, and I like to draw and animate. I am usually a nice person until someone decides to make me mad.


And now to stop hiding behind my monitor, I have posted a picture of myself. Hell, everyone else is posting, I figure, Why not join in...


[Btw, does anyone know how to make a webcam give better focusing?]
[Webcam used: Veo Stingray]

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-06 23:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hahahaah hidden was such a fag here.

it must have been a 'sober phase'



Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-09-06 23:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-17 22:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hawt

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-01-27 20:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why would anyone want sharper focus on a picture like THAT?

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-07-22 09:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

because AJ, if you really were to insult someone that was overweight and is bigger than you, You do know they will smash you down and likely sit on your ass? ;)

*BAM!*

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-28 09:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck 'em, dude. they just wish they had your eyebrows and that smirk. hell, look at AJ. he looks like a fuckin' dork that you could slap around for fun.

Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-06-28 09:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey. You are a fat fuck.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-28 08:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

AJ is a 6'8" freak that I would have gassed for the sake of the human race and yet he has the balls to insult someone on his physical apparence.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-27 19:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

woah, munkey flipped out there...scuse her for that.

let's be nice, okay?

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-06-27 19:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think you're cute. I pictured you as a gangly kid with Coke bottle glasses and a prematurely receding hairline.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-27 19:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

be nice fetish.

stir up shit? me? no....

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-27 19:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-27 19:27:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't want to hear anyone else making fun of him, do you hear me?
Leave him the fuck alone or I will start cracking nuts around here.

Jesus fucking christ. Unless you people look like Tom fucking Cruise you
should have no right making fun of what people look like.

Unless they are midgets. Then you can laugh and point.
---
I'm so tempted to start making fun now...
Are you trying to stir up more shit?

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-27 19:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't want to hear anyone else making fun of him, do you hear me?
Leave him the fuck alone or I will start cracking nuts around here.

Jesus fucking christ. Unless you people look like Tom fucking Cruise you
should have no right making fun of what people look like.

Unless they are midgets. Then you can laugh and point.

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-06-27 07:41:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

camwhore woo!

I actually thought you were 16. When's your birthday?

Here's my camwhore post, just scroll down:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/36197

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-27 04:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

w00

Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-06-27 04:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

roxanne
you dont have to put on the red light
those days are over
u dont have to sell your body to the night
roxanne
you dont have to wear that dress tonight
walk the streets for money
u dont care if its wrong or right
roxanne
you dont have to put on the red light
roxanne
you dont have to put on the red light
roxanne
PUTON THE RED LIGHT!
roxanne
PUT ON THE RED LIGHT!
roxanne
PUT ON THE RED LIGHT!
roxanne
PUT ON THE RED LIGHT!
roxanne
PUT ON THE RED LIGHT!
ro

ever since i knew ya
i wouldnt talk down to ya
i have to tell u
just how i feel
i would share u w/ another boy
and now my mind is made up
so put down all ur make up
told u once i will tell u again
its the wrong way
roxanne
u dont have to put on the red light
ROXANNE!
u dont have to put on the red light
roxanne
u dont have tp put on the red light
put on th red light
put on the red light
put on the red light
put on the red light
put on the red light
put on the red light
put on the red light
put on the red light
u dont have to put on the red light
put on the red light
u dont have to put on the red light

i like u.

(I just sang that song outside and it's super quiet cause I was pretty sure that I could, then I wrote it down in this comment while listening to the song and typing very fast)




Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-06-27 03:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-06-26 23:33:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hi, Jeff. You're younger than I thought you were. (That's a compliment)

The only thing I can say is next time look up so we can see your eyes. :-)

---------------------------------------------

Notice how greatly this response is from most of yours. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

"I mean really, who throws a shoe? Honestly..."
+2 for Jeff, who has more balls than most of you.


Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-06-27 02:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

yeah, aj. jeez! why'd you go and insult the little defenseless kid?! fucken bully!

how about everyone takes the sticks out of their respective asses and finds a worthwhile hobby. spending all your time on this site, or any other, is unhealthy. get over it and move on.

go run a mile for christ's sake. and lay off the cheese puffs.

that's my two cents for this month.

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-06-27 02:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AJ...sigh...a wookie? That's the best you could come up with? Actually no, the fact that the first thing that popped into your head as an insult was "wookie"...jesus man, you have no right to be making fun of ANYONE.

You called someone a WOOKIE.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-27 01:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nice eyebrows, porky.

:)

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-27 01:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Riddle me this, why is a skinny little punk like AJ talking shit?

hmm, thats a tough riddle...you got me.

Whats the answer? :)

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-27 01:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

PAJ, what's with bein a douche to the kid? fuckin chill, you can leave your -2 making your penis feel a little bit better and then leave, you dont need to fucking keep on insulting the kid.

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-06-27 00:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

AJ - If your purpose for slandering others isn't for them to take some sort of offense to it, then why do you even bother? It's like pouring a glass of milk, dipping a cookie into it, but then saying, "I don't like soggy cookies or crumbly milk."

Believe it.

Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-06-27 00:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Riddle me this, why is a skinny little punk like AJ talking shit?

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-26 23:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yea, I am 17...

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-26 23:43:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for camwhoring!

i was going to say somehting dirty cuz i am drunk but you are only 17
for crying out loud

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-26 23:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I did... I have a new picture available...
Its on my front page of my site...

http://crapoartworks.frandt.com

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-06-26 23:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hi, Jeff. You're younger than I thought you were. (That's a compliment)

The only thing I can say is next time look up so we can see your eyes. :-)

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-26 23:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I would have picked another day to camwhore. The two posts you made this morning just asked for this sort of thing.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-26 23:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jesus, lets all have a drink and relax. That includes you too, Hidden. I don't want any "WAAA IM CLEAN NOW" excuses.

People camwhore, and get blasted for it, unless you're a hot chick. Its a fact of life. Deal with it.

Submitted by Ingsoc at 2004-06-26 23:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Electro is a big bleeding vagina. And not in the good way.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-26 23:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

LIEK, MY NAME IS ANDY 'N I CNA TOTALLY KICK UR AZZ!!1! IM IN TEH MILITARY. DON'T STEP TO TIHS SHIT BIZNATCH!

Seriously man, you're telling me to grow up? I'm insecure? I've got pictures up in a number of posts. Wanna take a potshot, go right ahead. It's no skin off my back.

Did I get personal? I'll admit I was a little out of line with the comment about Electro's physique, but I didn't call him "Fatty Mcfatfat." You fuckers just need to lighten up, Christ. If Electro is sincerely hurt by me then I'll apologize.

Get off your fucking high horse, Andy.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-26 23:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-26 23:01:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

Camwhore post= gluttony for punishment. Everybody knows this. As far as comments go, nobody's scolding quack for what he said. Fuck all of you. Get off my nuts.

_____________________________________________________________________________________

Actually, I perfer to kick you in the nuts so you can stop being a quack yourself.

Can I? :)

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-26 23:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I must be on LSD when I say this but...leave poly the fuck alone. Camwhore posts are just setting yourself up to be insulted. Especially when there's something about you that people can exploit for making fun of. I'm not condoning his behaviour, but its not like he went on a five-post rant about Electro.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-26 23:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Although i'm not sure, i'm pretty sure that hidden and kaelic are always half in jest when they're saying it, and both parties celebrate it. You just randomly attacked a very nice guy."


wise words from gain. thank you.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-26 23:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you don't know a damn thing about Kenny and i, so you have no argument.

as far as Electro goes, it's unnecessary. he never did anything to anyone. you're just an insecure piece of crap. like i said- the only reason you can say i sound like a pussy is because you're behind that monitor. you know i'd crush you like a bug if you said it in person. you're a small, insignificant nobody, and making fun of people on a website won't change that.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-26 23:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am nice. Really. :)

AIM: Electro1178

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-26 23:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Camwhore post= gluttony for punishment. Everybody knows this. As far as comments go, nobody's scolding quack for what he said. Fuck all of you. Get off my nuts.

Submitted by gain (user info) at 2004-06-26 23:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I suppose the pot always likes to think the kettle's a little blacker, doesn't it? What about all the shit you give Kenny? Granted, I'm guilty of the same thing, but by your argument about "respecting for people," that makes you a big fucking hypocrite.



-------------

Although i'm not sure, i'm pretty sure that hidden and kaelic are always half in jest when they're saying it, and both parties celebrate it. You just randomly attacked a very nice guy.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-26 22:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is why Hidden rocks.
AJ, why the hell are you a jerk for?

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-26 22:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I suppose the pot always likes to think the kettle's a little blacker, doesn't it? What about all the shit you give Kenny? Granted, I'm guilty of the same thing, but by your argument about "respecting for people," that makes you a big fucking hypocrite.

I made a comment that Electro had a funny look on his face and a bad haircut. I said he probably gets out alot in dodgeball. I alluded to the fact that he may masturbate quite a bit. Are any of these things really going to cause Electro to lose any sleep? No. Shut the fuck up Andy, you sound like a pussy.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-26 22:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so you're saying that whatever you say to Electro is of no consequence merely because you used a computer to say it instead of your mouth?

i don't think so.

bleeding vaginas, nothing. it's called respect for other people. you know the only reason you can say the things you say are because you're behind the safety of your monitor. just so you know safety does not equate to security. you're still pathetic trash. making fun of the way someone looks to bolster your own low self-esteem is disgusting. i can't say i don't see where you're coming from. i've seen your picture. no wonder you feel the need to do this. i know whatever i say to you won't make you realize how pathetic you are, but as long as you know your role in real life, fine.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-26 22:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And don't give me all this shit about how I'm hurting peoples' feelings. If someone's really going to take offense to something some random asshole over the internet has to say then they're the one with the problem, not me. Bleeding vaginas are in vast supply these days on Uber.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-26 22:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-26 22:08:09 (#)
Ranking: 0

I wish I could say I care.

Wait. No I don't. Fuck off.


"I wish I could say I care.

But I don't. Fuck off."

I swear, this site gave me OCD.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-26 22:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I wish I could say I care.

Wait. No I don't. Fuck off.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-26 22:06:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-26 22:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

PAJ, you sad sack of shit. if you weren't so insecure about yourself, you wouldn't feel the need to say anything about others. Ubersite has become a cesspool of human filth, just like an AOL chatroom. people come here to take out their anger on faceless strangers because they can't do it in real life because they are nobodies. you couldn't say anything to me in person, for instance, because you'd be swallowing your teeth before you could finish talking. remember, the false sense of security you feel by making fun of others (on a website, for god's sake, you pathetic little man) won't get you anywhere in life. but keep it up if it makes you feel like a big man. one day you'll meet someone like me that will show you just how small you really are. your lack of respect for other people is disgusting.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-26 21:51:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jeffry Maier? Is that you?

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-26 21:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Chewie was hot.

+2 to spite the -2s

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-06-26 21:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

just don't make any more stick figures.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-26 21:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shitolatte, fuck you, wanker. You look like a fucking Wookie.

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-06-26 21:29:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yo, aj...you have no cause to be calling others unattractive. you are an ugly piece of shit.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-26 21:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's all part of the game. Uber is a game. Much like dodgeball. Judging by Mr. Electro's physique he's always the first one out.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-26 21:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

looks like we got some cranky people here who haven't gotten any for a few weeks...

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-06-26 21:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you KNOW it.

i hope you knew that you were going to be made fun of for being fat. it's kinda mean...but you should have known. not that you seem to be too saddened by it.

Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-06-26 21:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy shit sticks, someone on the internet who does not fit your image of the perfect being?

I'm glad you resort to personal insults when you don't even know him, really big of you.

+2 for not giving a shit what the assholes of Uber would say about you and posting your picture.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-26 21:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Next question. How many times a night do you masturbate? I'm guessing three.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-26 21:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-26 20:01:01 (#)
Ranking: 0

she doesn't cut my hair... that hair you see is afternoon hair, after all, I woke up at 3:30pm, I go to bed at 6:00am so its no wonder my hair can be untidy.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
maybe you could start by living like normal people and go outside for a change you fuckin' whale.

Submitted by bort (user info) at 2004-06-26 21:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you suck
.

Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-06-26 20:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

go outside and exercise or something, fatty mcfatfat.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-26 20:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is it possible to know ourselves truly?



Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-26 20:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

she doesn't cut my hair... that hair you see is afternoon hair, after all, I woke up at 3:30pm, I go to bed at 6:00am so its no wonder my hair can be untidy.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-26 19:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah. Why do you let your mom cut your hair?

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-26 19:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

any other questions?

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-26 19:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-26 19:04:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

If that comment's wrong I don't want to be right.
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Haha!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-06-26 19:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just kidding.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-06-26 19:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

One sure fire way to make a camera focus better is to first point it at something worth focusing on.

(You left yourself wide open for that one. I just had to.)

To make up for it...I have given you a -2.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-26 19:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If that comment's wrong I don't want to be right.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-26 19:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

more information...

I live in the U.S.A, The state of Oregon where the board of education cannot hold a budget for schools so they have to ask people for more money and stuff because the teachers seem to be buying some nice shiny cars... I can predict a few extra weeks off from school this year. I am in high school, Senior year...

Anything other questions?

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-26 19:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-26 18:56:39 (#)
Ranking: 0

I know, Double Chin, webcams do churn out blurry pictures. That's why I'm saving up for a digital camera. I already had one, but I can't find the cable connector thingy. Goddamit!
___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___

and don't you worry! There's likely thousands of cable connector thingies out there. You'll have to go to many electronic stores to find what your exactly looking for. heh

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-26 18:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-26 18:44:14 (#)
Ranking: -2

Veo Stingray is what I used to have on my old computer. It sucks.

You look like there's a tasty M&M on the floor and you're contemplating eating it.

Go ahead. You know you're going to.
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That was just wrong.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-26 18:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I know, Double Chin, webcams do churn out blurry pictures. That's why I'm saving up for a digital camera. I already had one, but I can't find the cable connector thingy. Goddamit!

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-26 18:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

well, what else would you like to know about me and such?

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-06-26 18:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


A little more info would have made this post better. But still, I guess it's nice to know that your name is Jeff, and you're 17.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-26 18:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

There were m&ms on the floor? I didn't notice since this room was just vacuumed...

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-26 18:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Veo Stingray is what I used to have on my old computer. It sucks.

You look like there's a tasty M&M on the floor and you're contemplating eating it.

Go ahead. You know you're going to.


You know something, folks, as ridiculous as this sounds, I would rather
feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I
sleep than stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G-string.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Night Out