Hurt (1887 hits)
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Submitted by Josie the Pussycat (View user info) at 2004-06-27 08:32:05 EDT
"I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel...I focused on the pain - the only thing that's real. Try to kill it all away, but I remember everything. What have I become, my sweetest friend? Everyone I know goes away in the end, and you could have it all, my empire of dirt. I will let you down. I will make you hurt. Beneath the stains of time, the feelings disappear. You are someone else...I am still right here. If I could start again, a million miles away, I would keep myself - I would find a way." - Johnny Cash
On Friday, I saw Fahrenheit 9/11. I walked out into the sunny day with my friend, arguing about Michael Moore and the film itself. I am sure that everyone will have an opinion on the film and that there will be at least one most heated post concerning it. Michael Moore may or may not be right, he may or may not be many things. I have a lot of feelings about the film itself, but this isn't about those feelings. It's not about Ashcroft's singing voice or Bush's slimy campaign vernacular ("Here I am tonight surrounded by the haves...and the have mores. Some people call you the elite...I call you my base."). It's not about plot holes or fact holes.
It's about falling paper.
The film is vastly more sophisticated than Bowling for Columbine. The information he has chosen to present is presented eloquently on celluloid, correct or not. After the opening credits, the screen goes blank, and all you hear is the planes of September 11th flying over head and colliding with the World Trade Center. Then you hear the screams and the falling footsteps. When the screen comes back up, you don't see the burning towers, or the fall to earth. You see people running, the dust like snow. You see firefighters and the confusion that sat on everyone's face that day. You see, again, the clean tracks that tears cut through the silt of the attack that rests on the New Yorkers' faces. You see a thousand sheets of paper falling through the sky. I came home on Friday night and drank in front of Pirates of the Caribbean until I couldn't feel the sting any more.
I always thought that nothing could be worse than that day and those that followed. I remember the feeling of my knees crumpling beneath me as I watched the footage of people leaping to their deaths, choosing gravity over flame. I remember crying long after my tears had run dry. I remember standing silently on top of the building on campus that we could see the smoke from. The Pentagon was miles from campus. Today, I hurry through the front hall of the Museum of American History, where that great smudged flag that tried to heal the wound in the Pentagon hangs today. I just can't look at it.
For almost three years, I have been trying to figure out how to articulate September of 2001. I always thought I would be able to describe it all in sweeping terms, glorious words, but I was wrong. The way to tell the story - the way we all have told it - was in details. In small words. In minutes, not calendars.
I got my hair cut at one in the afternoon on September 11th of 2001.
I was awake early, starting a new class that day that I would later withdraw from. I woke up my computer to see my friend's instant message blinking slowly: "are you watching this turn on cnn a plane crashed into the wtc" No capitalization. No punctuation. I found the remote and switched on the screen, muting the TV so as not to wake up my roommate. Three minutes later, the second plane crashed into the second tower and my roommate woke up. When I read that instant message, I thought, for some reason, that a small Cessna had crashed into the Trade Towers and more or less bounced off. My brain told me that was all right, that this happened all the time. We all watched the plane crash into the Pentagon, and my neighbor screamed so loudly that the RA ran down the hallway expecting to see blood.
At 11, the University cancelled all classes, and all the doors were open, news networks on every screen. None of us could call friends or family. I spoke to my mom and my dad online. International students packed bags and booked flights as best the could before the FAA sent everything into a standstill. You could hear crying in the hallways, and one girl screaming that she couldn't find her wallet. Everything was a major problem that day. No one was normal. But the worst part wasn't any sound, it was the silence between the noises. The silence seeped into everything, and by noon, no one was really talking anymore.
At 12:10, the hair salon on campus called me and asked if I wanted to move my seven o'clock appointment up, because everyone was canceling. I said yes, mostly because I had to get out of the room. I went in a white undershirt, red boxers printed with cows, and pink flip flops. My hair was still brown then, with the blonde and red that the sun brings out still there, not yet faded in the face of fall. I watched CNN in the mirror and listened to the hairstylist prattle on without hearing a word. His name was Jack and his hair stood up all over his head. After that, I went to the roof of one of the dorms with a friend I saw at the convenience store across the street and watched the smoke billow up from the Pentagon. A lot of people held their hands out every now and then to try and touch the smoke.
By nightfall, ambassadors' kids had mostly left, and there was a huge sheet of brown paper with markers on the quad. Messages were everywhere on that paper - prayers for the victims, pleas for the international students. "International Kids please stay!" Green ink, the width of a highlighter. The religious center was open 24 hours.
The next day I was supposed to work, but I was woken up at eight in the morning to a bomb threat. We are the second most at-risk school in the District after GW, we all told each other. Sentimental value. The American University. Founded by an act of Congress in 1893. Once an eagle, always an eagle. There's a bomb, everyone out. We were outside until three in the afternoon, and then I went into work, where we all answered constituent mail in jeans and watched the pizza delivery people wander the halls. We still didn't know what to do.
That day, I went to the Pentagon. It is the most horrible blessing I have received in my admittedly short life. The year I spent in England leaves me unable to give blood. It's The Rules. The Rules left me with no hand to lend. I am not a religious woman. I had nowhere to pray but in aid given to others, and that was not an option. But the CPR and first aid certifications I always carry with me allowed me to help. I drove with another staffer to the Pentagon to hand water and bandages to the men and women who had worked all night and all day. I saw bodies bagged and the building burn. I saw tears and flame. I saw that big flag flutter in the breeze that felt like it was rushing up from hell. I heard the ground sigh and watched the Nation leak tears. I came home at ten at night, and walked the streets until the sun came up again.
A year later we sang the Star Spangled Banner at the Capitol Reflecting Pool and leaned on each other as old men and women. We are old. The planes made us old, just like the Missing lists and the posters with happy faces plastering over tile and concrete all over New York.
I watched the papers fall in Fahrenheit 9/11 and cried again. I watched those people run around without a clue as to what to do next and I thought about how movie-like it seemed. It all seemed like a movie, some apocalyptic end-of-the-world Summer Blockbuster that Ebert and Roeper gave two thumbs up to for intense realism. I don't think many people could even comprehend it until later. I guess this because around seven at night, people began crying again. We are a generation without a great war. We are a mismatched generation, with no ties to bind. We have September 11th. I remember where I was at 9:45 on September 11th, 2001. I remember my mother who remembers when President Kennedy died asking me to come home. I remember anthrax and bomb threats and the children sent to our dorms because their elementary school had a bomb scare. We watched The Emperor's New Groove and ate pizza and couldn't answer when they asked why someone would do That. We are the stars of that terrible movie. We all lived it. We wrote it, and continue to do so, together.
We are still right here. And we have found a way.
User Reviews
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:36:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CountNoCount (user info) at 2004-07-01 16:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-30 22:01:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
NOBODAY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT JOHN CASH OR CHUCK NORIS!
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Okay, try breaking the pills in half next time, crumpet-stuffer...and learn to spell.
Oh, here's another +2.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-07-01 13:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for the late influx of support!
QA - If you lived for more than...six months I think? in the United Kingdom (and I think much of Europe) between the first established case of mad cow disease (can't spell the actual name) and when the vaccine was routinely given, there is a chance that you are carrying it but not exhibiting symptoms. So...no giving blood and infecting the populace.
Whoever said -1 for Moore...I apply the word hate freely to Michael Moore. I think he hurts the very valid case against the war and generally makes it difficult for the left to promote any part of their agenda. It's a bit like if you were repairing a watch and someone kept trying to help. It's a delicate operation, Michael, keep your big frickin' fingers out of there.
Submitted by JustAnotherHunter at 2004-06-30 22:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"I may not agree with a word you say, But I will defend to the death your right to say it."
Voltaire
This basically sums up how I feel about Michael Moore.
And By the way, I was sitting in History class.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-30 22:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2 for tolerating the mindless Johnny Cash/Trent Reznor drivel. Who cares if Cash didn't write the song? Unlike that pseudo-gothic nihilist poseur Trent Reznor, he LIVED the song. What's more, he got it right.
NOBODAY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT JOHN CASH OR CHUCK NORIS!
Submitted by CountNoCount (user info) at 2004-06-29 08:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for being honest and eloquent.
+2 for getting a haircut while wearing only a white undershirt, boxers, and pink flip-flops (grrrrr...).
+2 for tolerating the mindless Johnny Cash/Trent Reznor drivel. Who cares if Cash didn't write the song? Unlike that pseudo-gothic nihilist poseur Trent Reznor, he LIVED the song. What's more, he got it right.
-1 for not recognizing that Michael Moore is a charlatan who wishes only to promote a socialist agenda via reckless and irresponsible deception...but, you're not alone here, so I won't hold it against you.
Great post, though...+5
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2004-06-29 07:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellently written. I'm British so I can relate only empathically with this one. A lot of people ramble and bitch about how babies are starving in Africa and America bombs people too so stop bitching blah blah blah but I disagree. I remember where I was on September 11th, I was at work at my last shitty job and people were leaving for 20 minute fag breaks every 5 minutes to sit in their car and listen to the radio. Even though it wasn't us, there was still a eerie silence in the call centre and I cried when I watched the tv footage on BBC later that evening. I still have a copy of the paper from the day after. After the Blitz, I think a lot of Brits can appreciate the numb shock of seeing your own country bombed, of National Landmarks wiped out, of the pure indignity of having that taken away from you, of innocent lives being taken without reason or prompting. There was no war, there was no reason. The bombing of civilians is inexcusable.
It gives you a whole new respect to those who see it every day in war torn countries.
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-06-29 03:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Have another -2 for saying Johnny Cash wrote the lyrics.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-06-29 01:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know this is a weird thing to focus on but:
"The year I spent in England leaves me unable to give blood. It's The Rules."
Why does spending a year in England prevent you from giving blood?
As for the rest of the post, well done. I'm not going to see the movie because I was devastated enough the first time around.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-06-28 23:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks for that.
on a side note i am glad that JC made that song into his own.
nothing against NIN original, but Johnny turned it out with an amazing effect on alot more people.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-06-28 21:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, 9/11 was a tragedy, and I feel bad for the people that were lost, but let's face the facts; we only realize what we have after we lose it. There are countries that have terrorist attacks constantly, maybe not to such a great extent as 9/11, but it adds up. It's pathetic that it took us thousands of people to (hopefully) become aware of what else goes on in the world. On I poll I saw on CNN or something, about 34% or something knew who Osama Bin Laden was before 9/11. This brings me back to my point before, we don't care for anything until we lose it. The people who die in other terrorist attacks, do we care? Maybe, but definetly not as much, because they aren't our fellow Americans. But who cares if they are American or not, they are still human beings...God damnit there was a good quote I knew...it was either by Montesquieu or Diderot or Jacques or Rousseau...one of those French philosphers. Basically it was something like, "my duty to mankind is greater than my duty to my nationality" or something like that, it was a lot more meaningful. Whatever.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-06-28 19:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2004-06-28 15:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very beautiful (if possible) telling of your experience. The Blue Man Group has a live dvd out and I reccomend it highly because it is an amazing performance. The relevance to this post is that they have a song that starts out on the big screen saying "these papers blew into the (something something) park in New York at (such and such)PM." The peice has this horrible beauty to it, watching the papers fall on the screen while the band plays this moving and somber tune.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-28 13:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-06-28 10:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
-1 for saying Johny Cash wrote the lyrics.
Anywho, I spent that particular tuesday evening guarding buildings on Fort Hood. I was stationed at The largest military post in the world, two full divisions with supporting units.
Here is the ironic part.
They didn't give us any ammo. Just sent us out there with a kevlar, a canteen, and a 9mm without ammo. My 1st sargent said, and I qoute "if something happens, something goes down, start running away. Then throw your 9mm at them first. It's heavy, although not very aerodynamic. Then throw your kevlar. Again, heavy, but not aerodynamic. After that, try to throw your pistol belt and suspenders at them, hopefully it will tangle them up. Then go with your bdu top. Then do a change up and go for the heavy stuff again. Chuck your boots at them, followed directly by your pants. Lastly, throw your brown t-shirt at them, and hope that the smell makes them pass out. Whatever you do: DO NOT THROW YOUR CANTEEN" Your going to need the water for the 4 mile run to the MP station."
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2004-06-28 03:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very powerful writing.
The lyrics are Trent Reznors, or at least Nine Inch Nails... but I guess I'm not going to let that get in the way of a well deserved +2.
**cheers.
-Wo|2M
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-06-28 00:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful and vivid writing.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-06-28 00:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is exceptional and touching.
Thank You.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-27 21:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:36:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was thinking a 0, then I saw where your post got Tom'd. +2
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-06-27 21:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll have to plus 2 since falc -2'd you to hell and I brought him to the site.
Why do American's act like this is the worse thing ever? The wars America fights kill many times the amount that died in 9/11 and in equally if not more horrbile ways. These people were all adults (maybe, not sure if their was daycare or something inside), how many children have died from Americna bombs in just the last ten years? How many innocent civilians? I know this is a harsh statement, those people did not deserve what they got, and i'm sure if they had the chance the terrorists would have preferred to wipe out Bush, Cheney, Haliburton execs and all the others who start these wars, but they couldn't, something was going to happen sooner or later, you can't go around killing people's families and not expect them to strike back. I mean in retaliation you wiped out an entire countries infrastructure, killed up to 10,000 civilians, installed a powerless government allowing warlords to take control of the country and still failed to catch Osama. Considering the Taliban offered to hand him over to the international court did all the innocents that died in that war deserve it? Did it make you all feel a bit better?
Submitted by Takabrash (user info) at 2004-06-27 20:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Cash's rendition" changes the word "shit" to "dirt" and "thorns". Let's hear how that fits the mood better?
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-06-27 19:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Good writing, but I really couldn't relate.
I'm looking forward to seeing the movie though.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-27 19:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wonderful
Submitted by jcricket (user info) at 2004-06-27 19:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i've seen some pretty dumb things, but looking at those comments in those reviews ranks pretty high.
in either case, it was a beautiful piece that you wrote.
trent reznor is also the shit, but i can understand that cash's rendition fit the mood better.
Submitted by Takabrash (user info) at 2004-06-27 18:30:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I did read the reviews. I don't care. It didn't even add one little thing to the whole post anyway. So... fuck them.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-27 18:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you can e-mail bart about asses spamming your post. he can reverse those and you
can see what the people who really read it have rated you.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-27 18:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-27 18:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
read the reviews below... although it wasn't Cash who wrote the song
it is still a good post.
don't listen to the fucktards. they probably read the first paragraph and immediately
punched oyu in the head with a _2 before going on.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-06-27 18:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't imagine what it must have felt like to be there. I remember standing on my local highstreet outside the TV repair shop, watching it happening on fifty screens at once, too shocked to do anything but stare.
God Bless America; whatever her faults she didn't deserve 9/11.
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2004-06-27 17:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And a final +2 for writing on a very difficult subject without sounding like a Hallmark card.
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2004-06-27 17:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Any single celled organism can see this is plus two material.
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2004-06-27 17:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're brilliant.
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2004-06-27 17:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent writing.
Submitted by RoachBum (user info) at 2004-06-27 15:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very good writing. The movie did have a stron gimpact on all affected by the events.
And Falco, Trent is actually a huge counrty fan and was quite excited to have Cash cover the song. Its in a Rolling Stone interview.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-06-27 14:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope you fucking read the reviews to see if that's been COVERED AND BICKERED ABOUT ALREADY, you stupid fucktard.
Submitted by takabrash <fuccof.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-27 14:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You just credited the ylrics of Hurt to Johnny Cash. I hope you fucking die.
Submitted by Cindys_Younger_Sister (user info) at 2004-06-27 14:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-27 13:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to see that movie today.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-06-27 11:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It hurt me...;P
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-06-27 10:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, you can like or hate whoever the hell you want. I like Cash, and that's the version I was listening to, as I said. Therefore, I'm not going to put down Reznor when I'm not listening to his version. Blah blah blah he wrote it, yes, great, I know, fine, good.
I'd care more, but I'm a little pissed off that you negative-twoed the hell out of what I thought was a decent post because of the way I credited a song that had very little to do with the grand theme of the post. It wasn't about Reznor or Cash, it was about September 11th.
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-06-27 10:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes.
Submitted by doomcloud (user info) at 2004-06-27 10:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
blink182
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautifully done as always.
Submitted by Chris-Is-Reason (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bleugh
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ok.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pacific, man. East coasters can bite it. The wife and I are planning to head out to Australia at some point in the next year and a half, so maybe I'll take you up on the el beer-o.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Which ocean? If its the pacific come to auckland and i'll buy you a beer.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was thinking a 0, then I saw where your post got Tom'd. +2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Falco, I think you're on a faster computer than I am, seeing as you were responding pretty quickly. You have to give me some credit, though, I'm in the middle of the ocean right now. And I seriously like the muster comment, I didn't know that it pertained to sheperding. Eagle, I'll shoot you an email.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I will cease the baragge of -2's.
Im sorry but i really really hate the way people think that Mr. Cash wrote it, it gets more airtime than the original and the guy literally is a hick. If you had just referenced Trent Reznor somewhere in the post i would have given you more +2's than you could shake a sthick err stick at.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And FartSmeller, I might know your wife, shoot me an email? (AlwaysAnEagle.at.hotmail.com)
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anyway, Eagle, like I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted by the talking horse on the site, my wife graduated from American in 2003. Last name Harner. Recognize that?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:27:32 EDT (#)
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HA! Seeing-eye dogs! Wait. I don't get it.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:25:55 EDT (#)
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*sigh* Oh my friend. There is no disrespect meant to Nine Inch Nails here. I was listening to the Cash cover when I wrote this. I think you'll agree that it fits the mood of the piece better. I run to the Nine Inch Nails version. So before you flip a shit, take a second to think.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jonukah, do you realize-shit, I just went blind. What was it that you typed? I can't remember.
Anyway, I hate the fucking Navy, Falco. I'm going to have to tell my LPO about the sheep thing, he'll get a kick out of that. Anyone got any good Sailor jokes I haven't heard?
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:23:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, I can't wait 'til we pull back in to Seattle so my wife and I can go see Farenheit 9-11, I'm sure it's moving and informative.
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Dumbass they only allow seeing-eye dogs into the theatre!
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great post.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:22:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to leave at 7:10 Pacific, I have a divisional muster to go to. It's like roll call, but I'm in the Navy, so we call it muster.
******
Muster- to round up sheep
Haha why doesnt that surprise me.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, I can't wait 'til we pull back in to Seattle so my wife and I can go see Farenheit 9-11, I'm sure it's moving and informative.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Multiplication?
Err ok.
Submitted by Jonnukah (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fartsmeller you tool you do realise by arguing with him the post is getting more and more -2's?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to leave at 7:10 Pacific, I have a divisional muster to go to. It's like roll call, but I'm in the Navy, so we call it muster.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well-written! Keep up the great posting, Josie.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, Falco, I am not a genius. There's a guy in my shop who can do multiplication in his HEAD. That's a genius.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:18:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good post!
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Haha Fartsmeller, Uber has never seen jokes about ones mother or father! You are a genius.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry everyone reading this, but I forgot one thing. Falco, also, if it's not too much trouble, I need your address so I can mail back these underpants your dad sent me. Tell him I appreciate what he's trying to say by ordering them so BIG, but that they don't fit.
Thanks, fella.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HURRY FARTY YOU ARE BORING ME
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, if you would please do me a favor? Tell your mom to stop fucking calling my ship. She'll know what I'm talking about. My CO said he's going to take my crow the next time she calls asking for me.
Thanks, bruh.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(Be patient, little one)
THAT YOU GET YOUR GOOCH RIGHT ON THE OL' GEAR SHIFT KNOB
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MAKE SURE WHAT? THAT YOU GET RIMMED BY A HOBO?
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OR GIVE A FEW MORE -2'S?
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
KICK YOU IN THE NADS?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PLEASE MAKE GOOD AND SURE THAT
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BUT BEFORE YOU GO
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(Falco just wait, they're coming one a time here)
OFF A GODDAMNED BRIDGE
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yes fart smeller?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RUN YOUR FUCKING CAR
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HOW AM I STUPID?
THAT STUPID BASTARD RIPPED OFF THE SONG.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FALCO
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
People are so fucking stupid it nauseates me.
I shall now give you ten +2's.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STYLE! THE BITCH RIPPED OFF A BEAUTIFUL SONG AND MADE TARDS LIKE YOU BELIEVE HE WROTE IT!
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GAY ASS COUNTRY
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HIS
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ABOUT
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
CARES
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHO
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NUTS
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SUCKS MY FUCKING
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
JOHN CASH
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel...I focused on the pain - the only thing that's real. Try to kill it all away, but I remember everything. What have I become, my sweetest friend? Everyone I know goes away in the end, and you could have it all, my empire of dirt. I will let you down. I will make you hurt. Beneath the stains of time, the feelings disappear. You are someone else...I am still right here. If I could start again, a million miles away, I would keep myself - I would find a way." - Johnny Cash
NO! YOU STUPID FUCK that CUNT DID NOT WRITE THIS SONG!
I HATE JOHNNY CASH!
YOU HAvE OFFENDED EVERY NINE INCH NAILS FAN IN THE WORLD.
I WILL NOW GIVE YOU 10 -2'S
TRENT REZNOR- NINE INCH NAILS! GET IT RIGHT
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-06-27 09:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-27 08:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My wife went to American, graduated 2003.
And, great writing.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-06-27 08:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God, I love your writing so much it's ridiculous.