Petition to convert Uber to pornsite (NSFW) (1336 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.82 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2004-06-28 08:02:52 EDT
It is a well known fact that ubersite is extremely lacking in banners; porno ones to be specific. I would rather see a million porn banners than that fucking default "Work is the scourge of the drinking classes." - Oscar Wilde - uberboard post. I would almost pay a dollar just to get it to go away. Too bad I don't have one and grandma has been growing wary of my purse theft charade.
So close your eyes and scroll down, and when you open them you will see what ubersite would look like if it were perfect. Just imagine: all the glitz and glam of flashing porn banners and the excitement of lense flare covering up toon-porn genitals. The highs and lows of strange, often nasty fetishes and an UberPornMadness where porn webmasters compete under different categories as to who is "the one true king of pr0n." So please, support the concept and maybe one day your dreams and mine of the perfect uber will materialize.
I have glimpsed the future of Ubersite.......and I like it
User Reviews
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:59:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For the correlation between Dreamcast, DJ equipment, and gheyness.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-05 00:29:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking fuck yes.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-20 14:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Classic.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-03 19:10:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This one is probably the funniest of all squattail's posts.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-08 07:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's on bitch.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-01 09:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No thank you.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-06-29 02:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-06-29 02:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another great post from the best user.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-06-28 22:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-28 19:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Good post, but not 'Kicker of all Ass.'
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-28 19:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice work fucknut
Submitted by jcricket (user info) at 2004-06-28 19:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i like the 13 year old asian chic in the top left.
this ruled.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-06-28 15:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-06-28 15:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wicked comedic.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-28 14:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliance.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-28 14:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAA "Nigga Please." HAHAHAHA
Submitted by Mentor (user info) at 2004-06-28 13:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AS the rank says, kicker of all ass.
Give us porn!!
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-06-28 13:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"We must become the change we want to see in the world" - Gandhi
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-06-28 12:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"StiffAsABoard"
Quality.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-06-28 12:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for
"Gay homosexual inserting dreamcast controller into anus while turning out smooth beats with DJ equipment" - www.IHaveDJEquipmentAndImGay.com
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-06-28 12:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The left side made me laugh.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-06-28 12:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is actually pretty awesome.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-06-28 11:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap! My post is first on that list when you took the screen shot. I wrote it and posted it like at 2AM.
+2 for being up that fargin' late.
Post was worthy of it anyways. Very funny.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-06-28 11:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-28 11:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-06-28 10:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
allow me to be a child for a second:
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-28 08:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-28 08:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Of course, I am an idiot. GRAH! That was supposed to say
"This was only gonna be a +1 until this comment:"
Have another +2 because I can't type.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-28 08:34:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Was only gonna be a +2 til this comment:
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-06-28 08:14:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it wrong that I tried to click on those banners?
~*~*~*~*~
That ruled!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-28 08:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fantastic work
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-06-28 08:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it wrong that I tried to click on those banners?
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-06-28 08:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahaha
you sad cunt
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-06-28 08:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know why but this made me laugh out loud.
NIGGA PLEASE!!
What's with Apollo not whoring himself out on Uberboard anymore?
Submitted by j0ga (user info) at 2004-06-28 08:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
beautiful.