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Top 20 Ubersite Users I Would Suck the Piss Out Of - Rev. V (13280 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dumb Jobs

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Submitted by Fetish - just plain Fetish < http://contact.webhop.net > (View user info) at 2004-06-28 10:15:42 EDT

New and improved with even more linkage. I thought I was finished with this list. But when the last one was posted, a certain someone informed me that they should be added to the list... So, I had to go make a new one. This time I've narrowed it down to 20. The choice between #2 and #3 was a close one. I've also added some honorable mentions section and a section for users who have dissapeared.
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Current Users:
#1 PAS #262
PAS kicks all ass. No one but PAS can be number one. She's so cute: http://www.ubersite.com/m/10469

#2 mystiamoon #7199
This was a close call. Really, you should see her pic. http://profiles.yahoo.com/mystiamoon If it was possible to to be two people's bitch at once, I'd be Mystia's bitch too.

#3 kristen #3229
Who here wouldn't? http://www.ubersite.com/m/16550

#4 lojope #7806
I still think I might get a buzz! http://www.ubersite.com/m/32526#523992 She also has a fetish for me: http://www.ubersite.com/m/33406#586092 Oh and she posted her edible ass: http://stuff.ubersite.com/1086954906232610746/1/ass.JPG

#5 Circe #6307
Wow! http://www.ubersite.com/m/35721

#6 Lucky #5301
How did I overlook you last time? http://www.ubersite.com/m/23961

#7 cassiopeia #2560
Just look at her pic sometime. Her pic was too dark... So... I fixed it... http://temp.bumtasticq.servebeer.com:3600/mebrooks.jpg

#8 Ainkara #2429
Just go look here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/31028 *Drools profusely*

#9 Dufflady #7936
Dr.Pepper... Yummy - http://www.ubersite.com/m/34911#583925

#10 munkeypants #8420
All this time I thought she didn't like me. I was wrong: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35297#581992 Her pic is huge, so I resized it: http://temp.bumtasticq.servebeer.com:3600/munky.jpg Apparently she has nasty tendencies too: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35521#588175

#11 Nicole3 #624
She's tried standing up and drinks alot of water. http://www.ubersite.com/m/11782 She's hella hot too. Look here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35360

#12 ohlookasquirrel #3630
http://www.ubersite.com/m/33633 Isn't OLAS cute?

#13 FilthyAssistant #8497
She's cute: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35389 I think DEFCON1 would have too much of a challenge though: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35869

#14 Loki #749
I like this pic better than the last one. JMG posted it on one of his Jdate posts. http://temp.bumtasticq.servebeer.com:3600/loki.jpg

#15 Lisa #1671
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22721 Lisa would have placed higher, but she'll just -2 me regardless.

#16 AlwaysAnEagle #3399
seeing your face makes me never want to go home. <pause> I think it's because I'd never be able to explain how beautiful it is. http://www.ubersite.com/m/26180 And she's smart enough to confuse me with most of her posts. Maybe I'll suck out some intelligence too!

#17 coley #2185
Come visit Fetish sometime. :-) http://www.ubersite.com/m/21786

#18 Siren #2842
Well she did shit her pants and then tell everyone on Uber: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35226

#19 jme7551 #8100
Her pic was huge, I had to resize it. Kinda cute, huh? http://temp.bumtasticq.servebeer.com:3600/jaime.jpg She seems kinda nasty too: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=108723596756717633#592622

#20 GassyGirl73 #9158
GassyGirl makes the list based soley on her delicious picture: http://temp.bumtasticq.servebeer.com:3600/jenfinger.jpg
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Honorable Mentions:
Oleannder #9038
She just loves to argue on my posts. I read this post of hers: http://www.ubersite.com/m/34919 and then I read this: http://www.thegooddrugsguide.com/articles/mushrooms_banker.htm I'm not into reindeer, but I'll give it a try with Oleannder. Unfortunately, she appears to be lacking in the blowjob department: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35096

QueenAshlee #2281
I really wanted to put her on the top of the list just because she hates me so much. :-) Since we actually have a truce now, she deserves to place better anyways... Actually, she looks kinda sexy in her halloween costume: http://temp.bumtasticq.servebeer.com:3600/asslee.jpg

SpikeGoddess #2445
She could probably give me advice while I was sucking... http://www.ubersite.com/m/21600

Loren1 #500
I bet it's as bitter as she is... Maybe I should pass... Oh well: http://www.ubersite.com/m/5165

corn_nugget #3199
Her ass is the eighth wonder of the world. http://www.ubersite.com/m/32025 If it wasn't for the -2 and whining about being #5, she'd have placed much higher. But, I can't be swayed by her ass.
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Users who no longer post, but I'd still suck the piss out of them, in no particular order:
Lyric #4529
Seriously folks, I'd give my left nut... http://www.ubersite.com/m/27337 http://stuff.ubersite.com/1081286576781424668/1/For%20those%20about%20to%20rock,%20I%

lavin byrne #6638
Just look at her... http://www.ubersite.com/m/27309 If she ever comes back here, she's got a sucking waiting for her...

fattyakajackie #6552
I still think she's cute. http://www.ubersite.com/m/28597

Hader #6699
http://temp.bumtasticq.servebeer.com:3600/meandvicki2.jpg I think she might be the real FEB: http://www.ubersite.com/m/29256
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And now a picture that just isn't right by any means, especially not on this post:

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User Reviews

Submitted by equaIizer (user info) at 2004-10-20 23:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Equalized! 1532217

Submitted by EricRice (user info) at 2004-10-17 20:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

Submitted by Fake_BargIed (user info) at 2004-10-17 13:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by newuser (user info) at 2004-10-17 11:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

die Müllhalde

Submitted by pen15 (user info) at 2004-09-06 23:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

squattail is the only one thats ever made me laugh.

Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-09-06 23:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You left a link to this on another of my posts. I am happy to see that our link exchange affiliation is going successfully.

Once again, I am happy to reciprocate. http://www.ubersite.com/m/36980

Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-09-06 23:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You left a link to this on my post. I can only assume you desire to establish a link exchange affiliation.

I am happy to reciprocate. http://www.ubersite.com/m/37062

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-25 07:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

...

Submitted by StabkiII (user info) at 2004-08-23 22:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm so sorry Fetish. I was feeling a bit left out.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-23 05:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How many times does this prick subject us to this garbage?

Fetish: Fuck off and die.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-12 20:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Like I said, REMEMBER WHO STARTED THIS!

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-09 10:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by FetishII (user info) at 2004-08-09 10:13:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by VaginaRavager (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

motherfuckin' creep !

Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-07-17 12:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Even if I'm last, I'm still getting sucked. Can't beat that.

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-07-17 11:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Caulaincourt - I know you want to be my gimp but it ain't gonna happen.

Submitted by PolPot (user info) at 2004-07-07 10:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-03 13:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I knew this would break 5000 hits...

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-01 22:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-07-01 22:10:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

I do not come home to browse Uber solely. If that's all I wanted to do I could stay at work and get on the computers at the skill center. I come home because I get 45 mins and live 3 mins. away. I eat, feed my pets, do dishes etc. some days I browse as i eat. Is that FUCKING ok with YOU?
I'm done explaining my life to you.
You are pissing me off.
I'm done here.
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Bye.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-07-01 22:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I do not come home to browse Uber solely. If that's all I wanted to do I could stay at work and get on the computers at the skill center. I come home because I get 45 mins and live 3 mins. away. I eat, feed my pets, do dishes etc. some days I browse as i eat. Is that FUCKING ok with YOU?
I'm done explaining my life to you.
You are pissing me off.
I'm done here.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-01 21:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-07-01 20:05:06 (#)
Ranking: 1

As always, I feel like thanks should be in order.
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Who should be thanking who? Just in case it's me: Thankyou. :-)

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-01 21:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-07-01 19:47:09 (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes, because it was between 2 and 3 pm one of the only times of the day I look at Uber. I leave for work at 3:15 pm. Sometimes I come home on break and browse. Sometimes if I'm not to dead I'll read after work before bed. These days I rate maybe 4 or 5 posts a day and I hardly think that qualifies as living here.

Grrr
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You actually come home on break to browse? That's worse than me browsing during my ultra boring classes.

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-07-01 20:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

As always, I feel like thanks should be in order.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-07-01 19:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

too*

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-07-01 19:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes, because it was between 2 and 3 pm one of the only times of the day I look at Uber. I leave for work at 3:15 pm. Sometimes I come home on break and browse. Sometimes if I'm not to dead I'll read after work before bed. These days I rate maybe 4 or 5 posts a day and I hardly think that qualifies as living here.

Grrr

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-01 16:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-30 14:02:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

In your case; both post quality and attractiveness are towards the top of the scale. The only reason why Mystia beat you is that I have a preference towards women her age. She also lives on Uber... It was a real close call.

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AHEM! I do not LIVE on Uber.
Since I've went back to work I have barely been here.
I get E-mails and messages from people wondering where I have been.
I was here so much before because I was off work for 3 months and it was winter.
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Come on... You found this reply like minutes after I posted it...

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-30 14:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've never gotten a retaliation 1 before. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-06-30 14:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

And they say my post is disturbing: http://www.ubersite.com/m/37061
Fair play, Fetish?:-)

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-30 14:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

In your case; both post quality and attractiveness are towards the top of the scale. The only reason why Mystia beat you is that I have a preference towards women her age. She also lives on Uber... It was a real close call.

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AHEM! I do not LIVE on Uber.
Since I've went back to work I have barely been here.
I get E-mails and messages from people wondering where I have been.
I was here so much before because I was off work for 3 months and it was winter.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-30 13:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-06-30 13:48:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

...

Number 3, huh? Just wondering, how does one move up or down the list anyway?

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I carefully weigh both the excellence of your posts with your attractiveness, if a pic is availible. Otherwise I have to just go on post quality. In Mystia's case, I had to go on just physical attractiveness. Or, atleast I think that's what I do...

There are special exceptions for those who whine about being on the list, or there position. Hence, Corn_Nugget being dropped for this go round, which was planned to be the last.

In your case; both post quality and attractiveness are towards the top of the scale. The only reason why Mystia beat you is that I have a preference towards women her age. She also lives on Uber... It was a real close call.

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-06-30 13:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2004-06-29 05:32:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

You'd think Kristen would be #1.
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See, Pacifist has my back.

Number 3, huh? Just wondering, how does one move up or down the list anyway?

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-30 13:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll get there before you, WiKi. My piss is Ubersweet.

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-06-30 13:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*sigh*

One day.

One day...

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-30 10:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-06-28 12:40:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

Yay! Finally I get to see my name on a list that isn't shown just before the credits of CrimeWatch
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How often are you on those CrimeWatch lists?

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-30 10:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-06-28 16:59:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

aaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggghhhh..you missed the boat alittle....EVERY woman has something beautiful about her.......and quite honestly...ALL THE WOMEN in here are interesting and appealing in their own way....I'd rather suck the piss out someone with the ability to make me laugh or render me silent for a thought.....even at my expense.......
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i just fell in love. that was so sweet!!!

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-30 10:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Normally I'd -2 this for all the linkwhoring, but you put it in the "Dumb Jobs" category.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-30 10:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-06-30 09:53:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

I think it's fair to warn you, just in case you are living in the shrubs outside of my house, that I have two large Siberian Huskies patrolling the premises.
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I have a large German Shephard, he'll warn me whenever there's anything within 1 mile of me, or so it seems.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-30 09:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-28 10:23:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

omg someone wants to suck the piss out of me. im touched.
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I hope it was a good touch... Not a bad one.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-06-30 09:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think it's fair to warn you, just in case you are living in the shrubs outside of my house, that I have two large Siberian Huskies patrolling the premises.

Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-06-30 09:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Woo! I'm still on there! Although I got demoted to 8th... But with all the fine ladies around, I can't complain.

Woo!

*Dances around for no particular reason*

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-29 22:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-29 19:09:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

I forgot to +2 this when I read it.

My sincerest sorries.
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Dude, it's okay. Atleast you didn't camp here.

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-29 19:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I forgot to +2 this when I read it.

My sincerest sorries.

Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-06-29 14:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-29 10:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-06-29 07:27:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

I guess if you offend Fetish you have no hope of making piss-sucking lists, but it's always nice to see what people look like.

I did say sorry!
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Munkey has offended me multiple times, and has yet to be removed.

Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-06-29 08:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am totally off this list???

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-06-29 07:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I guess if you offend Fetish you have no hope of making piss-sucking lists, but it's always nice to see what people look like.

I did say sorry!

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-29 06:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-29 04:47:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

i feel inspiration for a new artwork coming on
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I'm afraid to ask.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-29 06:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by repsik (user info) at 2004-06-28 22:34:12 (#)
Ranking: -2

If you're gonna troll aroudn on my posts, don't -2 them I've stopped doing it to yours. Hypocrit.
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Hmmm... You've stopped doing that, huh?
Dumbass.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-29 06:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-29 01:26:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

Just a quick question. How does this have nearly 3,000 hits?

The last one made 3000 hits on the first day too: http://www.ubersite.com/m/34911

Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2004-06-29 05:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You'd think Kristen would be #1.

Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-29 04:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i feel inspiration for a new artwork coming on

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-29 01:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I should be in that Munkey..... *shifty eyes*

Good shizzle, Fetish, specially liked the Loren comment.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-29 01:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just a quick question. How does this have nearly 3,000 hits?

Submitted by repsik (user info) at 2004-06-28 22:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If you're gonna troll aroudn on my posts, don't -2 them I've stopped doing it to yours. Hypocrit.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-28 20:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Mystia... You love everyone... 'cept me.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-28 19:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AWWW.

I <3 Conrad.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-28 18:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-28 18:48:45 (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahhh, I always look forward to the release of a new piss-sucking chart, Fetish, though I must say that the demotion of the ravishing Loren seems to me an excercise in insanity. Of course, Mystiamoon would always be at the top of my personal charts, so I have the utmost approval of her being there or thereabouts, and it's excellent to see the inexorable Circe clambouring toward hallowed grounds. All in all an excellent list with few surprises, but then, quality endures, does it not?
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Juidging by the conniption fit that Caul has, I'm sure to make another sometime.

Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-06-28 18:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I hope you drown.

Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-28 18:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahhh, I always look forward to the release of a new piss-sucking chart, Fetish, though I must say that the demotion of the ravishing Loren seems to me an excercise in insanity. Of course, Mystiamoon would always be at the top of my personal charts, so I have the utmost approval of her being there or thereabouts, and it's excellent to see the inexorable Circe clambouring toward hallowed grounds. All in all an excellent list with few surprises, but then, quality endures, does it not?

Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-06-28 16:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

aaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggghhhh..you missed the boat alittle....EVERY woman has something beautiful about her.......and quite honestly...ALL THE WOMEN in here are interesting and appealing in their own way....I'd rather suck the piss out someone with the ability to make me laugh or render me silent for a thought.....even at my expense.......Than a "Ford Model" wannabe doughnut holder...my only physical weakness.....sexy feet and hands........and no........I'm not one of those "creepy" shoe stealers.........I just like feet to look like they haven't been kicking a brick for three miles on hot, Georgia asphalt.

Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-06-28 15:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Pretty damn pointless post, I'd say. I could easily list the color of the pieces of corn in my shit.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-28 13:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-06-28 10:30:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

I made a list! In a positive way, even!

I'm shamelessly in love with you right now, Fetish. I wish I was kidding.

I am so, so shallow...
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I'm all warm and fuzzy now.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-28 13:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-28 12:33:09 (#)
Ranking: 2

next time use the "fire hazard" pic you fixed up. the lighting was
much more complimentary to my skin tones.
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Lighting? You mean my mad photoshoppin' skillz, right?

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-28 13:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-28 12:53:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow, I keep moving up the list.
What am I doing to deserve that?
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Must be that picture of yours, along with the witty comments.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-28 13:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-28 13:09:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

Will some girl please make a post entitled - 10 Ubersite guys I would suck the piss out of?

This sounds like a job for Munkeypants
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Definately a job for Munkey.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-28 13:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

it'll take me forever to get everyone's pics... but i'm agonna try!!

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-28 13:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

omg method... that's brilliant!!

<puts her hand up for a high five.... and got no response>

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-28 13:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Will some girl please make a post entitled - 10 Ubersite guys I would suck the piss out of?

This sounds like a job for Munkeypants

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-28 12:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow, I keep moving up the list.
What am I doing to deserve that?

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-06-28 12:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yay! Finally I get to see my name on a list that isn't shown just before the credits of CrimeWatch

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-28 12:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You post this like we're all supposed to care.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-28 12:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

next time use the "fire hazard" pic you fixed up. the lighting was
much more complimentary to my skin tones.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-28 12:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"yet you claim to be able to categorize everyone here"
I claimed that ? Shit, I must be typing in my sleep.

You seem to be on Uber 18 hours a day and each time you encounter a human being with a vagina here you get all excited like a fuckin' puppy.

The research you've made for this, you're obsession with some users like tom or ashlee and the time you waste here are enough grounds for me that call you a creep. Sorry, we all have our standards. Yours seem to be a bit low which might explain why you consider your behavior to be 'normal'.

I don't want to end up with a stalker so this was my last comment here.
-2

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-28 11:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The point is that toolbags such as yourself go off the deep end, characterizing others based on Uber posts. You truly are a clueless buffoon. You know nothing about me, yet you claim to be able to categorize everyone here. It is actually funny to watch you stereotype and get angry. That is part of the motivation behind some of my posts. I do it because self-absorbed tools such as you will get their panties in a bunch.

Another valid point. 447 hits in 45 minutes. That is 1 every 6 seconds, big boy. Looks like there are plenty of other people reading this, not just you and me. By your logic, that is a lot of child abusers, bush stalkers, and a few other terms you used. You probably do not realize that most of these people you refer to appear as average Joes, and not as blatantly disturbed Ubersite users. In fact, you may just be one of those, and covering for it by making sweeping generalizations and appearing disturbed by my posts. You should consider taking a 100 level pysch class, at the bare minimum, before bestowing your knowledge of personality types on all of us.

Thank you and please drive through.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-28 11:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yay

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-28 11:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What's the point of this stlaker man ? Flattery ? Acceptance ? Wasting time ?!
There's a lot of people who also agree that you act like a creep.

Deal with your problems. Get castrated.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-28 11:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow... Douche boy completely misses the point. No surprise here.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-28 11:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shit, there wasn't a typo. I had forget about the "not a lot". Fuckin' hangover...
Pardon my spamming child abuser.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-28 11:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Yeah, I know that not a lot of people appreciate my presence..."
Sorry, typo, this should be:
"Yeah, I know that not a lot of people DON'T appreciate my presence..."

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-28 11:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, I know that not a lot of people appreciate my presence Mr.Potential_Rapist. What does this have to do with anything ? And unlike you, I'm not trying to get laid on the fuckin' Internet.

Also, I like how you put an ugly like PAS at the top of the list in order to improve your chances to have some feedback from the opposite sex which you seem to be desperatly craving for.

Seek help.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-28 11:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sometimes I feel like you're a douche. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-28 11:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sometimes I feel like you should be reported. You sound like a fuckin' creep.
Do you think this list will get you any ? Are you that lonely ?

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-28 10:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for anything with my name in it

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-06-28 10:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

so wrong random, wrong

Spikegoddess?

The talented Loren?

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-28 10:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

none of these women are attractive except for kristen.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-06-28 10:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I made a list! In a positive way, even!

I'm shamelessly in love with you right now, Fetish. I wish I was kidding.

I am so, so shallow...

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-28 10:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry folks, the link to Lyric's bass is broke.
This is the correct one: http://stuff.ubersite.com/1081286576781424668/1/For%20those%20about%20to%20rock%20I

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-28 10:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

These lists just creep me the fuck out.
Sorry, but this makes you look like the kind of guy that would sit outside in the bushes.

Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-28 10:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

omg someone wants to suck the piss out of me. im touched.