Something just happened.. (483 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.3 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <sliver189.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-28 12:02:24 EDT
I saw this new guy as I was walking through the cubicles earlier. Did think much of it. Just a new guy starting..
Until he greeted me with a "Good Morning". When he turned around he was everything I wanted (just like MY MAN by possibly close to the one here: www.ubersite.com/m/36472
But anyway I just responded with a "Good Morning", and kept on my way. Now the whole time I'm thinking to myself, Damn, he was cute...Then later,it happened.
He had to give me his morning reports. When he entered my cubidoor (cubicle + door, the stupidest idea ever), and he started to speak, I just went into another world. My nipples began to get hard, and there it went..
Splash.....I need a blunt
User Reviews
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-28 19:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ackbar is the shit!
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-06-28 15:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Show us yer tits already!
Pretty please?
Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2004-06-28 15:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't get it....
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2004-06-28 14:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not only does this suck, it's the second time you posted it.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-06-28 13:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please die
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-28 13:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for hard nipples and blunt jonesin'
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-06-28 12:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You need to stop this!
Stop it!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-28 12:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for reposting the same stupid shit.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-06-28 12:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I dont get it... You pissed yourself???
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-28 12:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1...though not really for this post, just +1 for a chick who likes to watch pornos and get high while masturbating. I cannot think of a better way for you to spend your time. In fact, that's what you should have been doing when you wrote this post.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-06-28 12:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just had to come back and tell you what a waste of humanity you are. Seriously. Do you think anyone wants to hear about how you farted in the bathroom, or how you cheat on your boyfreind? You have no class, no intelligence, and you really should look into the coat hanger method of pregnancy planning. BTW, when you use that coat hanger, I hear it hurts less if you put it in your mouth and try to force it down. And sharpen the end of it too.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-28 12:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a complete idiot and your story sucks balls.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-06-28 12:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If I fuck you, will you shut up? That way we both win. I get laid, and you shut the fuck up.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-28 12:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Open your skull with a can opener and flush its contents down the loo where they belong.