A true story about my friend... (693 hits)
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Submitted by <tr4ppedunderice.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-29 01:12:59 EDT
Please excuse the first post, Obviously there was a mistake made.
I was walking down 5th avenue one day, the place where all the parades are held in New york. Accompanying me was my long time friend Adolfo. Adolfo wasn't any ordinary spic, he was fiesty. The fuck was hyper all day and all week. He would rant about how many bitches he would bone and leave minutes after. Not a problem with me I got a schlong myself, these stories are quite entertaining. So Adolfo is going on with his story and I listening with every inch of eardrum notice some greasy nigger following us. This wasn't any ordinary eggplant. His lips were extra slimy and his arms were extra long. Adolfo turns around to see where my eyes were focused and notices this lazy nigger. Within seconds the spic spoke:
Adolfo : What the fuck are you looking at?
Nigger : What !
Me: (im too afraid to talk)
Adolfo : You heard me!
Nigger : Im gon fuk u uP!
So its on, the nigger takes a swing with his 4 foot arm. Adolfo quick as he was moved out of the way. Adolfo pulls off his belt trying to be funny and starts whipping the monkey. This mad Curious George even more angry so he pulled out a gun and shot Adolfo in the face. He died instantly and left 16 kids fatherless.
Moral: Don't fuck with niggers, they carry guns!
User Reviews
Submitted by gle_ek (user info) at 2004-07-01 02:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by big_n_veiny (user info) at 2004-07-01 01:59:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
best post ever
sorry about your spic friend
but at least you learnt a lesson about violent niggers
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yeah, they screw up and forget to shoot the jackass witnesses
Submitted by big_n_veiny (user info) at 2004-07-01 01:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
best post ever
sorry about your spic friend
but at least you learnt a lesson about violent niggers
Submitted by theres_a_cow_in_my_underpants (user info) at 2004-07-01 01:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why?? wh..wh.. wh... WHY???!!!!
Submitted by Tr4ppedunderice (user info) at 2004-07-01 01:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll get killed one day but not by you you fucken pussy
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-30 00:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU SAID NIGGER
Submitted by Dashel (user info) at 2004-06-30 00:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're great.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-06-29 09:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I really hope you get killed multiple times some day soon.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-29 08:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The post is funny, but your name sucks. Worse than mine, might I add. Faghole.
Submitted by Tr4ppedunderice (user info) at 2004-06-29 07:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey shithead, there is a place for a bullet too. In the back of your fag head.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-06-29 02:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Any post with the word 'Nigger' gets an automatic +2
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-29 01:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-06-29 01:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There is a place for everyone in this world.
Yours is somewhere close to the main sewer outlet.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-29 01:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey shitfuck, have you read my latest masterpiece? Its a doozy
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-29 01:28:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-29 01:16:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-29 01:05:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
Awe-inspiring.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-06-29 01:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut up, die, etc.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-06-29 01:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-29 01:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA~!
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-29 01:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Unique
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-29 01:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-29 01:05:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
Awe-inspiring.