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Category: General

Rating: 1.23 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Mary Mathis <pirynne_18.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-29 14:11:18 EDT


Lately I have been writing a lot about my recovery from alcohol. I will continue to write about it.
The topic here is ice cream, not only is it a fatty sugary dairy product, it's a godsent.
The night that Rizzo broke up with me over the phone I was pacing back and forth like a nut. My sister and Rob said, "Joanna lets go get you some ice cream."
When I was in the hospital I would request it everyday. I had to have it.
Just last night when I was craving alcohol, I stopped myself and said, "no I will go to Baskin and Robbins and stay there all night if I have to trying all 32 flavors."
Everyone that has gotten to know me in recovery uses ice cream as a distraction for me. They know that it cures my immediate cravings for alcohol.
This weekend I found myself sitting on the hood of my friends cars just eating containers of it all night....Wawa brand, Haagen Daas, Ben and Jerry's, Edy's, Breyers,Godiva and much much more.
I eat at least one scoop of ice cream everyday.
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, nah its a scoop of ice cream a day keeps me sane.
I love it.
Everyone should list their favorite kind, brand, flavor of ice cream here under my post.
Attached is a picture of me indulging. Its one of my favorite pics since my 51 days of sober life.
WHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

joannaicecream.JPG (117 kB)

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Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-07-16 17:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Whoa! Hey you do look like a really really nice looking Bette Midler. When she's thin :)

Eat some pralines'n cream for me.

Shut out all the "crap" from your head, and keep on truckin' with your program. NOTHING is more important for the time being. Did anyone suggest to you that you should be hanging around with the women in the program rather than the men? I've seen you mentioning a male friend a few times. It's just a bit dangerous early on in recovery. Could bring a whole host of things to deal with at a time when you need to focus on more important things. I know after the Al-anon meetings I went to in Memphis alot of people would go out for dinner in groups. So I'm not saying ditch your friend or anything; just keep your proverbial ass covered.

Submitted by Aphrodite <aphrodite739.at.aol.com> at 2004-07-01 10:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup ice cream is my favorite.

Submitted by sliver (user info) at 2004-06-30 09:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wanna go out for a drink? I'll treat. I hear this place makes a greeeaaaaaaattttt whiskey sour

Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-06-30 08:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Coconut from Marine Ices in Camden, London.

*Dribbles*

OK. OK. When's the next train to London???

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-06-30 01:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oooh, have you had one of those giant Tollhouse chocolate chip cookie ice-cream sandwiches? Those are on a whole other level.

Keep up the good fight, girl.

Submitted by im_evelyn (user info) at 2004-06-30 01:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ice cream is great. I find a good walk can keep me sane. Ice cream is better though. Yay for you for keepng sober!

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-30 01:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

:)

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-06-30 00:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Isn't being sober nice?

+2 for you Raimee, you've got to beat that poison.

Such a nice looking woman.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-06-30 00:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I like that you're actually posting now. You seem like such a sweet gal.

Tin Roof Sundae ice cream is my favorite. vanilla with caramel and fudge swirls, and chocolate covered peanuts. I used to go to the local ice cream shop and get a big scoop on a waffle cone.




Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-06-29 20:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll make a banana split on my cock and you can eat that. Good luck on quitting the booze.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-06-29 20:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

While not really a flavor or a brand, my favorite ice cream treat EVAR is a hot fudge malt.

Vanilla ice cream
Hot fudge
Malt


Oh my god, if you've never had such a thing, make sure you're sitting down before you take the first sip. It's like crack, but in ice cream form.

Submitted by art_chick (user info) at 2004-06-29 19:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good for you, at least you have something to keep you sane. My favorite is really plain but oh so good. PET's french vanilla, yuuuuummm! but if you like chocolate and caramel, you need to try Ben and Jerry's Karmal Sutra, it chocolate on one side and caramel ice cream on the other, but in the middle is a core of pure sweet caramel, damn that's good!

Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-06-29 18:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Damn................Bette Midler is hawking Ice Cream now?

Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-29 16:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hello that's why they invented light beer.


Submitted by Pittdude (user info) at 2004-06-29 15:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Oreo icecream....not the imitation "cookies and cream" the kind with the whole chunks of oreo.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-29 15:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like drinking.

Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2004-06-29 15:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks Legallady. Im not worried about getting fat at all.
I would be more worried if my life was outta control cause i went back to drinkin.


Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-29 15:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough is king.

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-06-29 15:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

chunky munky.

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-06-29 15:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You look like a completely different human being in that picture.

Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-06-29 15:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bunch of shallow folks here at uber...dumb young shits.
Your cute.
And if you do get fat...fat chicks do get fucked...and have boyfriends
and husbands...etc... And just because you bing eat some icecream
doesn't mean your gonna get fat. ASSHOLES.

Keep up the sober work...there is nothing worse than outta control life.


Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2004-06-29 14:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, be prepared to gain 700 pounds. I quit drinking too. When I was drinking I was Tony. When I
gave up drinking/smoking I became Fat Tony.

Drinking makes you fat? Ever seen a fat bum? Yea, those guys are fucking huge. If you drink a lot
of beer, sure you'll get fat. But if you are an alchie like our almost hot poster, you drink hard
stuff which does not make you fat.

People would talk behind my back when I was an alcaholic. Now that I am Fat Bastard, they talk
infont of me. Like I'm not human. You can be a whore, a drug addict, an alcaholic, a wife beater,
a dead beat father, a cheat, a liar, a child molester and as long as you are not a fatass you'll
get a lil respect. Gain a few hundred pounds and you automatically become freak. Mainly to the
whores, drug addicts, alcaholics, wife beaters, dead beat fathers, cheats, liars, molesters,
racists, etc.

Go back to drinking. You're doable. Not hot, yet not ugly, just doable. If you get fat, you will
become a nothing. A nobody.

Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-06-29 14:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good for you. Whatever works, do it.

Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-06-29 14:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Meh
Why not just mix the booze and ice cream together into a heavenly mix of fat and alcohol?
Always works for me.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-29 14:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So how come you no want to chat chat with me me?

HUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM?

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-29 14:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+1 for ide cream
+1 for camwhoring

Submitted by SacredHeart (user info) at 2004-06-29 14:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Tin roof sundae. Good stuff.

Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2004-06-29 14:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Drinking makes you fat to.
Seesh.

Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-29 14:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

if you keep eating ice cream like that your ass is gonna explode.
i'd rather be drunk than fat.

Submitted by mad_monkey_mojo (user info) at 2004-06-29 14:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wanna fuck?

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-29 14:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Next time post a pic of you spreading your asshole wide open.

And start drinking again...banging drunk chicks is like watching god give jesus a rimjob.

Shitfuck endorses alcholism and drunken sex parties.

Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2004-06-29 14:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow I look stoned in that pic, but Im not, Im just high off the ice cream!


The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror III