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Call 205-492-7121 For Free Pizza (3160 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.73 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by DrinkDDT (View user info) at 2004-06-29 21:53:22 EDT


205-492-7121

205-492-7121 is the phone number of some guy who's parents were related who lives in Alabama. Apparently he thought it would be pretty clever to call me, play some ghey music in my ear, and then hang up.

Well the jokes on you, ass spelunker!

Please join me in calling 205-492-7121 as often as you feel necessary in an effort to show the cool guy who called me just how lame he is.

Perhaps you may just want to call 205-492-7121, call him a cocksucking motherfucker, and then hang up. Or perhaps you'll call 205-492-7121, play some obnoxiously ghey music, and THEN hang up. Its up to you.

Just make sure to call 205-492-7121, because of all the prank calls I've resceived from people on Ubersite, this has been the least creative and the lamest. By gosh what a dickhead you are over at 205-492-7121.

Thank you, good night, and god Bless America.


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Submitted by Probulator at 2004-10-18 03:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I called through Sprint Relay... nobody felt like answering. I wonder what time it is in Alabama, America right now??

Submitted by ForeSkin (user info) at 2004-10-17 17:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

your from alabama? im from mobile.

Submitted by XtremeMooCow (user info) at 2004-07-05 18:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

mmmmm.....pizza.....*does the homer drooling thingy*

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-29 22:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-29 21:59:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm going to download ABBA right now to play in his ear.

Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-06-29 22:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think this has been taken off the front page.

Aww shucks Bart, I still love you.

Submitted by danieldandy (user info) at 2004-06-29 22:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well done, poly had a good idea with the ABBA. dancing queen it is!

Submitted by DancingHobo (user info) at 2004-06-29 22:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

To quote Tom, you've given me a wonderfully awful idea.

Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-06-29 22:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I guess its all fun and games unitl someone interrupts YOUR favorite television program, HAR HAR HAR.

Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2004-06-29 22:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Poor kid, he had no idea.

-Bus

Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-06-29 22:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

if he doesn't answer, leave a message !

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-06-29 22:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Teehee, somehow I don't think he liked that too much.

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-06-29 22:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I called. No one answered.

Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-06-29 22:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

apparently he is on the phone

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-29 22:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

205 is south Alabama.

I know my shat.

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-29 22:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Brilliant

Submitted by mad_monkey_mojo (user info) at 2004-06-29 22:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Too fuckin funny. I'm on my 5th ip-relay call to that number at the moment.

Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-06-29 22:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Who thinks I should phone him from work? I could dial an international call at 3.30am and nobody would know about it.

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-06-29 22:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BORED AT WORK!!!!!

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-06-29 21:59:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If the retarded people who keep calling and asking for Rick wake me up in the middle of the night one more time, I'll post that number here. Kill two birds with one post.

Off to dial this 205 number...

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-29 21:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm going to download ABBA right now to play in his ear.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-29 21:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.sprintrelayonline.com/

Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-06-29 21:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR


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