I was summoned by the UBER gnome (493 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.67 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <sliver189.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-30 10:31:35 EDT
I just rated "Stop Having Kids". I guess the UBER gnome got tired of me being a wiseass on everyone's post, so he had a message of his own to send me. I got this on the screen after you rate the item that gives you the choice to "return to the item" and some other message. This is the actual message I was given on that screen (minus the quotation marks):
"Your opinion is very important to us. Since you have either submitted it in all capital letters or with reaaaaaaallllly long words, we will consider it to be that much more important. We would like to write you a personalized message here, but since you haven't figured out how to turn off the caps lock key or use the space bar, chances are you never learned to read anyway."
I read this and thought it was some kind of joke, then about 5 seconds later, I felt kind of embarassed of some imaginary computer gnome's comments on my writing. He really does exist!
So from now on, I'm only going to give great reviews. If I don't have anything nice to say, then I won't say anything at all (OK ALAAKBAR).
User Reviews
Submitted by Fifth_Element (user info) at 2004-06-30 11:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Dashel (user info) at 2004-06-30 11:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A gnome eh?
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-06-30 11:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is a fine post.
For me to poop on!
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-30 10:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/5040
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-06-30 10:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How about this.
Instead of not saying anything unless you have something nice to say, why not just not say anything, period.
Stop posting such crap, and you might get a decent review. <---------destructive critizim (sp)
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-06-30 10:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For your sake, I hope there's a cure for being a fucking ultra-tool.