should i find new friends? (636 hits)
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Submitted by Hi_Me (View user info) at 2004-06-30 10:46:24 EDT
ok let me just preface by saying that i was forced to process more information in the first
45 minutes that i was awake, than i normally process all day. and it kind of makes me feel
like i'm the perpetual audience in the longest Jerry Springer show ever.
At 8:30 this morning i had been awake for all of 15 minutes when my best friend called to
inform me that
A) she caught her boyfriend cheating so she kicked him out. But he told her that he couldn't move
out because he can't handle it mentally. (I assume he means being away from his girl of 6
years and their 3 year old.) So he has camped out on the couch and refuses to move.
B) A mutual friend of ours chased her boyfriend down the street while he was trying to leave
and ended up being drug behind the car.(ouch) she then hopped into her own vehicle in a drunken rage
and tried to pursue him. But the chase was cut short when she flipped her truck 3 times and went to jail for a DUI
OK that's alot to take in, in a 15 minute conversation right? What should they do? she asks
I*m thinking let me get a gallon of coffee in my system call me at noon and then ask.
So as if all that wasn't enopugh as i arrive at my friend heather's house to drop my daughter off
iu am greeted by a fleet of police cars in her yard because the neighbors on either side
of her are fueding and one of the crazy fuckers is going around lighting
the others garbage on fire and slashing tires.
Heather also informs me that our friend jim has knocked up another chick (that would be #3) but
lucky him this chick is fucking strung out and won't stop doing drugs even though she is pregnant.
and this is her 4th child.
So i ask you me being a big fan of "save that drama for your mama" do you think it's time
i find some new friends?
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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-06-30 13:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"...greeted by a fleet of police cars in her yard because the neighbors on either side
of her are fueding and one of the crazy fuckers is going around lighting
the others garbage on fire and slashing tires."
Fucking rednecks.
Also, I love shitfuck's comment.
Never fails to crack me up.
+2 for living a Springer life.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-30 12:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well i hope your day gets better
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-30 12:44:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, sorry. I apologise.
No need for that at all.
Just having a really bad day.
Sorry once again. I am not usually such a cock.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-30 12:32:47 EDT (#)
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thank you godchicken.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-30 12:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
slackjawed mountain dwelling poppa fucking yokel?
there are no mountains in florida i can't fuck my dad because he isn't around.
and whatever i did to warrant this i apologize. i had no intention
ofpissing you off to the extent of such hatred.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-06-30 12:28:38 EDT (#)
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I remember Jme's picture from fetish's post.. she had really attractive eyes and dark hair.
There's no need to get rid of them, just stop answering the phone MOST of the time. only call them back when it's not some drama crap.
They'll either get the hint, or, you will get a good laugh out of the answering machine.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-30 12:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-30 11:34:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry Mr. webster I meant dragged. How could i have been so stupid?
I am a complete and utter moron. That is almost as bad as being an uberboard whore. """"
I did that like for the first two days while it was interesting.
You slack jawed mountain dwelling poppa fucking yokel.
Of course it matters.
Dick.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-30 12:17:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-06-30 12:03:03 (#)
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Apollo,
It's quite possible she was run over by a car and reshaped in the likeness of a peyote plant
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hahahahaha
unfortunately not just a grammatical error on my part.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-30 12:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Usually girls find the answers they are looking for by sucking on my cock.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-06-30 12:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apollo,
It's quite possible she was run over by a car and reshaped in the likeness of a peyote plant.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-30 11:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry Mr. webster I meant dragged. How could i have been so stupid?
I am a complete and utter moron. That is almost as bad as being an uberboard whore.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-06-30 11:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll be your new friend if you change my diaper for me every once and awhile.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-30 11:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
positive rating??
this is complete and utter turd burgers.
jebus.
Drug? The word drug? As in the past participle of Drag?
My God.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-30 11:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
put a picture of you up and i'll +2 this till kingdom come.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-30 11:15:35 EDT (#)
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Just to clear things up. I have a job a very good one i am a licensed insurance agent with the
state of Florida. I am a responsible parent, and driving cars in a circle, not really my
idea of entertainment. So no i don't consider myself any of those things. It just seems like
recently everyone around me is going through all this ridiculous bullshit.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-06-30 11:08:02 EDT (#)
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What Thatanos said.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-30 11:04:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2004-06-30 10:52:46 (#)
Ranking: 1
You need to describe yourself a little more. If you're a loser with a dead-end job who gets drunk every weekend and like to watch NASCAR, then no, do not find new friends. If you are instead a well educated professional with a career and a future, by all means get rid of these idiots.
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yup
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2004-06-30 11:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2004-06-30 10:52:46 (#)
Ranking: 1
You need to describe yourself a little more. If you're a loser with a dead-end job who gets drunk every weekend and like to watch NASCAR, then no, do not find new friends. If you are instead a well educated professional with a career and a future, by all means get rid of these idiots.
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-06-30 11:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sounds like a lot of the pathetic pikey scumbags I seemed to have got wrapped up with in the last few months. fuck em. leave them they will only drag you into their web of problem creation
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-30 10:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha! I love drama.
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2004-06-30 10:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You need to describe yourself a little more. If you're a loser with a dead-end job who gets drunk every weekend and like to watch NASCAR, then no, do not find new friends. If you are instead a well educated professional with a career and a future, by all means get rid of these idiots.