Question that need to be answered... (675 hits)
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Submitted by <sliver189.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-30 11:16:24 EDT
This is just a litst of questions that I ask some people depending onthe situation. Some don't answer becasue they are shitfucks. Most of them are amazed that someone like me can have a twisted mind to come up with half of this shit.
Try asking some of these questions to the lady waiting in line at the supermarket next time you go.
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1. Who came up with the word booger? Is that even spelled right?
2. Why are there multiple radio stations if they all play the same song (Usher, Elephant Man, etc)?
3. Why do some people say "call home" and others say "phone home"? I mean isn't it the same thing? DO the poeple that say "phone home" think they are somewhat more intellectual than the rest of us?
4. What is the proper name for the pee hole? Not the Urethra or what is does. I mean the ACTUAL pee hole..
5. Is cut and trim the same thing? And if so, then why isn't pour and spill the same?
6. How do you really leave a nasty email? Do you write it in red letters? Do you think the person you're sending it to can really feel your anger within? Do they really care?
7. Where did boo boo come from? Why didn't your parents just ask you when you were 2, "Hey Skye, you have to take a shit?
8. What ever happened to GUMBY?
9. Who's idea was it to abbreviate words? Some lazy person?
10. What in the hell does Stedman Graham do anyway?
11. Where is the dickwad who invented that dance shit at the arcade which is now in the middle of the damn mall and has a contest going on next week? (I hate that fucker)
12. Why do chicks continue to buy those damn Chinese slippers and wear them with business suits?
13. Why does that woman keep farting in her "cudicle" (from my "something just happened" post.sorry no link you lazy fucks)and blaming it on the previous person that visited her?
14. Why do I constantly send inter-office mail to my supervisor, that works directly across from me? (post on that coming soon)
15. Why is it that KFC stop serving "Chicken Littles"?
16. Why is my man's dick so big?
Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Threw this in
17. Why do people rate things with a -2 if they only posted one story about something that never happened?
18. Why do they call it typing if you're actually pressing down on the keys? Shouldn't it be called pressing?
19. When people say "they" like, "You know they say that smoking weed is bad." who in the fuck are they talking about?
20. Last, but not least, Why do people collect DVD's that they've only watched one time? They just take up space.
Hmmm. I think I'll go get high and masturbate now..
Until later, save this for your viewing pleasure
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User Reviews
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-06-30 14:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're eleven years old and your clothes smell funny,
all the girls laugh at you and you masturbate thinking
of your English teacher.
I am not surprised at your questions.
Submitted by zombieZero (user info) at 2004-06-30 12:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your answers, sir:
1. No one knows. The spelling is correct.
2. One monolithic radio station that broadcasted to the entire U.S. isn't feasable. There's bound to be some crossover between stations.
3. It's most likely a regional thing. The same reason some say 'soda' and some say 'pop'
4. The dick-eye.
5. Trim implies cutting just a little bit. Pouring is intentional wheras spilling is accidental.
6. In order: I don't. If you want. Probably not. Probably not.
7. boo boo is a nonsense phrase intended to downplay an injury in order to soothe injured children. If you meant to say 'poo poo', then it's because children repeat what they hear and it's not socially acceptable for small children to curse in public.
8. The Gumby character waned in popularity to the point it no longer drew a large enough audience to be attractive to advetisers
9. It's easier to write (and read) scuba than to continually say 'self contained underwater breathing apparatus'.
10. He looks to be some kind of author and motivational speaker.
11. I think they originated in Japan.
12. They thought they looked nice enough in the store to purchase them.
13. She has gas and is embarassed about it.
14. I don't know, why do you?
15. They weren't selling.
16. Genetics.
17. It's a free country.
18. 'Type' refers to the characters themselves (which used to be raised characters on a block of wood or metal).
19. Sources such as T.V., the web, the radio, their friends, and newspapers are collectively referred to as 'they' in these cases.
20. They think at the time they buy them that they will watch them multiple times.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-30 12:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I shall summon the firepower of NATO to descend onto your stupid self.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-30 12:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My god you're even worse than me.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-30 12:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
21-Why haven't you been found dead and raped behind a dumpster?
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-06-30 12:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the answer is:
ninjas.
Submitted by skitty (user info) at 2004-06-30 12:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pathetic.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-30 12:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awful. I support the death penalty for people who make so many typing mistakes.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-06-30 11:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please, just come to the realization that you've failed here, and stop posting.
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-06-30 11:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Why do people like you try so hard to be avant garde, when really, fit into the mold of a NERD.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-30 11:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah you have a real twisted mind.
i have a question for you.
do youy like to play in traffic?
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-06-30 11:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sure you do. Unfortunitly, I don't date girls who have no intellegence.
But since you sound like such a total and complete whore, http://www.ubersite.com/m/36472, I'll do you in the ass as long as you don't try to have a conversation with me.
I'd like to say your only purpose on this earth is to breed, but that would mean that there would be more stupid children around.
Submitted by sliver (user info) at 2004-06-30 11:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you ALACKBAR.
I won;t veryone to know that I really appreciate the feed back especially my "+2" ranking for thi post. (you know who you are) More of ym work coming soon.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-30 11:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This has "Future forwarded email" written all over it.
Lets mail this P.O.S to fifty of our friends.
hooray!!!! fart.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-30 11:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Leaving a nasty email is easy. You can just attached that picture from KoolMang's reference post. Works everytime.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-06-30 11:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
(post on that coming soon) please don't. Seeing as how you have ALREADY POSTED TWO FUCKING THINGS TODAY.
Dumb bitch.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-30 11:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1. Why do you have to ask so many damn questions?
2. Who do you think really cares?
3. Why do you have so much time on your hands?
I think I am going to kill myself now!
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-06-30 11:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You fail
at life.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-06-30 11:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pee hole will get me everytime...
Submitted by Dashel (user info) at 2004-06-30 11:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uh...I didn't read past #1 because...I ATTEMPTED SUICIDE! Who cares..
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-06-30 11:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
First, you tried to put tubgirl on here. Not cool.
Second, you failed at putting tubgirl on here. You might very well be retarded.