Top 5... (924 hits)
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Submitted by La Nuggeta (View user info) at 2004-06-30 15:10:21 EDT
My top 5 top 5's.
My number one top 5 list will be:
"Nuggets Top 5 favorite people on Uber"
(this is always everyones favorite type of list, right?)
1. Shandy (because he's insane and enigmatic and has profound insights)
2. Apollo (because he makes me feel smart and funny, plus I bet his accent is hot)
3. Herpes (because he says whats on his mind and ALWAYS gets away with it)
4. corn_nugget (because she's funny and smart)
5. NotApologizing (because he's hella smart and says the funniest things ever)
okay, that's enough of the mundane stuff... on to...
My number two top 5 list:
"Nuggets Top 5 favorite smells"
1. Cut grass. What is that smell, exactly?
2. Men.
3. Coconut. Not REAL coconuts, but the fake coconut smell.
4. Garlic. (this alone is PROOF that I'm not a vamp)
5. Cigarettes. I like the smell of a house that a smoker lives in. It reminds me of my grandparents. I also like the smell of a fresh pack. Open it up and sniff! ahhh
My number three top 5 list:
"Nuggets Top 5 favorite things to talk about"
1. Sex.
2. Animals.
3. History.
4. Culture.
5. Religion.
My number four top 5 list:
(shit, I'm running out of ideas)
"Nuggets top 5 things that make her envious"
1. People who are smarter than I.
2. People who have clean houses/cars.
3. People who are in love.
4. People who are funnier than I.
5. People who live in a country other than the one they were born or raised in.
and... last but not least...
"Nuggets top 5 people she would suck the piss out of!"
Ha ha, yeah right.
"Nuggets top 5 best experiences ever"
1. Horseback riding in Egypt.
2. Driving along the North Shore of Maui.
3. My first kiss.
4. The day I moved in to my current apartment (Oh! I'll write a post about this soon!)
5. Touring the catacombs in Rome.
And... the number 6 top five list of Nuggets top 5:
"Things Nugget will say when you bitch about this or any other post of hers":
1. I rock, I rule, etc etc etc
2. I rock, I rule, etc etc etc
3. I rock, I rule, etc etc etc
4. I rock, I rule, etc etc etc
5. I rock, I rule, etc etc etc
And, just in case you're dense, I did this post because of all the OTHER top 5 posts out there.
It's a parody of sorts.
Plus I wanted to make a list post.
This picture was taken in Washington... at some port town on the western side of the Puget Sound. I forget the name of the town.
User Reviews
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-07-05 05:05:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is more like it
but what happens in the post afterwards is MOST disturbing
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-30 19:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Herpes, I don't think of you when I see the color red. I think of you when...
Well, haha. I wont say.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-06-30 19:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I do shit like that on purpose. Instead of smells, I go for the visuals.
People who know me think of me when they see the color red.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-30 18:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know what you mean about the shirt thing, seb... When I was dating this guy last summer I always wore this certian scent of perfume. Just by chance when we broke up, I lost the perfume. I thought it was odd, I mean, how does one LOSE perfume?
Well last week I was cleaning my apartment (which I rarely do), and I pulled out my nightstand and voila! There's that damn perfume from last year!
I sprayed it on, and IMMEDIATELY thought of my ex.
Ah, so sad. Damn boys.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-30 17:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is snuggles.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-06-30 17:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, library book-induced excretion sounds pretty strange I'll grant you, hehehe.
Smells are wonderful. Only today I smelled a t-shirt that I'd left at my girlfriend's house, and it smelled of her (probably wearing it. I love it when she does that) and it brought tears to my eyes. Uh, that is because I'm going on holiday and not going to see her for something like a month...
It sounds stupid to be sad over something like that but I'm crazy about her.
Anyway, back to the topic. Smells seem to be the most primitive of the sense, don't they? Yet so evocative....funny.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-06-30 17:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
First he says it's him not me, then he says it's me. You are a schizophrenic freak Random Joe.
Who are you in the next reply?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-30 17:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seb- I was going to say that I love the smell of a bookstore... not of a library, though... I tend to sniff my books, too. Whenever I'm in the library I have to poop.
Weird, isn't it?
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Apollo... you can sleep your way to the top!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-30 17:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SECOND TO SHANDY???
SECOND????
SECOND????
YOU KNOW THAT CUNT IS GOING TO CROW ABOUT THIS FOR EVER NOW DON'T YOU???
As I type this he is having his hemmies removed.
Hope he's okay.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-06-30 17:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
seb's top 5 smells:
1. My girlfriend's neck
2. The smell of a match that's just been blow out
3. That soft plastic smell of a new book
4. The smell of the air just before or while it rains
5. The smell from a freshly-opened pack of salt and vinegar Walker's crisps
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-30 17:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
listen here IHAKF. Im the one who gives orders not you. stop trying to be a big man and just focus on making little-miss-list mad. and no this isnt tom, its herpes.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-30 17:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tom... Is that you... Log in dammit.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-30 17:09:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thats it IHAKF more more more, good boy. Im glad you listend to my instructions
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-30 17:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-30 17:05:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Apparently my -2's aren't counting, so quit your bitching.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-30 17:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tight, unbuttoned jeans
Fetish... you are being a dick with all the -2s. For the record, I did NOT bitch about the first one, I simpy said "I rock I rule etc etc etc", which, if you read my post, you would know was to be EXPECTED.
This post is proving to be high-quality entertianment!
Well, not the post so much as the reviews!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-30 17:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Apparently my -2's aren't counting, so quit your bitching.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-30 17:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
IHAKF tell this dumb bitch how it is. herpdick I get the feeling that this bitch is actually smarter than you. that is scary
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-30 16:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-30 16:49:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, of all the things I'm envious of, one of them is NOT:
People who sign out to post "insults" as a Random Joe. At least when Fetish is being a dick he posts as himself.
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I'm always being "a dick," as you put it.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-06-30 16:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Step up to the plate fuckhead. Every unclaimed insult I see, I am going to assume ownership of from this moment on.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-30 16:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im not afraid to sign in. and herpes dick stop trying to take credit for my reply
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-06-30 16:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, but I can do that, and get away with it.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-30 16:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, of all the things I'm envious of, one of them is NOT:
People who sign out to post "insults" as a Random Joe. At least when Fetish is being a dick he posts as himself.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-30 16:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Nuggets top 5 things that make her envious"
1. People who are smarter than I.
2. People who have clean houses/cars.
3. People who are in love.
4. People who are funnier than I."
You must get envious OFTEN. The first one alone probably keeps you occupied the majority of the time.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-30 16:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1) I wasn't on YOUR last list, yet did I give YOU two minus twos?
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No, but you gave me one because you thought you should have been higher.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-30 16:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
2) I rock, I rule, etc etc etc
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So do I.
One -2 is fot not including me. The second one is for bitching about the first one. This third one is for bitching about the second one.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-30 16:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
(holy hell am I ever camping!)
Loki... that's weird hearing that coming from you. I think I like it.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-06-30 16:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you are a strange egg
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-30 16:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fetish, normally I'm not one to worry about ratings... but come on- TWO minus twos? That's uncalled for.
I have two things to say:
1) I wasn't on YOUR last list, yet did I give YOU two minus twos? No. Now, realisticly, if I had included you on my list AFTER the omission of ME being on YOUR list, I would be jumping down a couple of ranks on the social scale... I can't possibly be seen pandering to a man on uber!
2) I rock, I rule, etc etc etc
Submitted by mad_monkey_mojo (user info) at 2004-06-30 16:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How about I give you the top 5 inches of my love stick?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-30 16:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not hardly.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-30 16:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey fetish
I rock, I rule, etc etc etc
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-30 16:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not on here. -2
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-06-30 15:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
How am I NOT the coolest?
Fuck shandy, fuck apollo... I'M THE SHIZNIT!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-30 15:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, how about top 5 coolest websites??
http://detroityes.com/ SPECIFICALLY- the photo tour of the Cadilac hotel (bottom left)
http://madrabbit.net/webrabbit/quizshow.html I'm a 14... I'm more liberal than I figured.
http://home.wanadoo.nl/annekebroenink/maukie2.swf This is so cute to me, for some reason.
http://www.buttafly.com/originals/friendster2.php Talks about photos on friendster.com, but could apply to ANY photos that are posted on the net.
http://southparkstudios.com/games/create/index.html Create your own SouthPark charecter!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-30 15:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It is my goal, to NEVER make any sort of list on this site.
EVER!
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-06-30 15:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I *don't* fart, Corrine. Durrrrr.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-30 15:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kristen, I don't know what YOUR farts smell like, but mine smell like roses.
and on a side note... WHO THE HELL put up "Tight, unbuttoned jeans" on the Uberboard, and WHAT does that mean?
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-06-30 15:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
best list of the day...
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-06-30 15:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kristen's Top 5 Favorite People on Über (I'm sexist):
1. Phoenix
2. UrbaneMischief
3. Loren
4. Lisa
5. Loki
Kristen's Top 5 Smells:
1. FOOOOOOOOOD, in particular any baked good and with exception to brocolli. (That smells like fart.)
2. gasoline
3. Febreze
4. clean laundry
5. new car
I don't remember any of your other lists. Make do with these. :-)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-30 15:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahaa
This post is so dumb and pointless. I fuckin' crack myself up!
Expecially when I said, "Just open it up and sniff... Ahhh!"
ahhaha, man I'm funny.