Push Pops will be the downfall of society (734 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.71 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Pubert (View user info) at 2004-06-30 22:24:51 EDT
Today, as I was walking home, I decided to stop at a deli to grab some chow. As I waited at the register for my stuff a man walked in with his daughter (she looked about 8) and she was suckin' on a push pop. Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for receiving a nice BJ (from a female over 18), but seeing that girl working that thing with the skills and moves that would make a pornstar envious was the biggest boner-killer I've seen since someone told me to imagine Roseanne in a thong.
...I still have nightmares...
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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-01 02:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I met a homeless guy at a movie theater and he said his name was Pubert.
Submitted by Dashel (user info) at 2004-07-01 01:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-07-01 00:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2004-06-30 22:48:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
What a waste of time.
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Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-06-30 22:43:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
fuckin pedo get some help
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Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-30 22:40:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
Just do her in the pooper.
Nobody will ever know.
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Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-06-30 22:37:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Pedophile.
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Who am I to watch the -2 train pass me by?
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2004-06-30 22:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a waste of time.
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-06-30 22:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuckin pedo get some help
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-30 22:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just do her in the pooper.
Nobody will ever know.
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-06-30 22:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pedophile.