The Epitome of Dork (551 hits)
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Submitted by aliasjxc (View user info) at 2004-07-01 11:31:02 EDT
Last night, I had an in-depth conversation with someone about relationships.
This is not a rare occurance, I'm sure. However, this conversation took place in-character.
I was talking to a person from the LARP in which I play. Two Ventrue were discussing one's relationship with a Brujah. If you know anything about Vampire at all, this might strike you
as odd. But if you know about Vampire, then I'll go on to explain that said Ventrue is
two-points blood-bound to said Brujah. Ventrue #2 doesn't approve of the relationship (as well
he shouldn't), and was trying to explain why to my character. She just doesn't get it. But
then, she *is* a woman in the clan nick-named the "Boys Club of the Camarilla."
After finishing this In-Character conversation over AIM, I logged off and began to play "Dark
Age of Camelot," an MMORPG. I have several characters on different servers. I know my way around the realm of Albion better than some people know their bathrooms. I caught up with some on-line game friends with whom I hadn't spoken in a while--namely, the guy who plays my main character's husband. He's pretty cool. I've been trying for ages to get my character to the max level of 50, and I finally hit 49 last night, after which I logged off.
My brother and sister had created their own board game, called The RPGG. The Role-Playing-Game Game. It's based around gamers. You move your piece around the board, and you draw cards, and
the first person to the end wins. Types of cards? DICE, Physical Challenge, and Weapons. DICE
cards are fun. They say stuff like, "A girl enters the room. All male players lose one turn" and "The DM hates you. Move back two spaces." PC (physical challenge) cards say things like
"Dance. For at least 10 seconds." The Weapons cards are "Pringles of Doom +2" and "Stealth
Ninja Toothpick +4" and such...they're used on those random monster spots on the board. If you
land on a monster spot (say, "Bob +9"), you have to have enough points in weapons to match or
go-over the monster rating.
It was a fun board game. We played twice, and then decided we had to improve on it. We made
the board bigger, and we made even more cards.
I am dork. Hear me roar.
If you're not convinced I'm a dork, here are my weekend plans.
Friday night: sex and LARP. Saturday: sex and LARP. Sunday: sex and LARP. Yes--three different
LARP games. My life is very two-dimensional when I don't have to be at work.
User Reviews
Submitted by celticwench (user info) at 2004-07-01 14:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are not a dork. You are a loser. I am a dork & I will not allow you to sully my dorkness with a post like this.
Submitted by jboogz (user info) at 2004-07-01 12:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I couldn't even imagine how ugly you must be, or for that fact the size of the peanut butter jar that you would need to spread on your meat curtains to get your dog to have "sex" with you.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-07-01 12:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
The board game portion amused me. However, the post jumps around far too much.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-01 12:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
At least you admit you are a dork. I would have said geek, because I don't know what LARP means. As for sex, maybe you should get that tire patch kit for the last time your +4 Toothpick put a hole in her.
bwa hahahhaahha! -2 because your having sex and I'm not.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-07-01 12:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-1 because you play LARPs (Live-Action Role Playing games, where people dress up as the characters they are and run around pretending to cast spells and slay dragons with plastic swords)
-1 because you made me relate to you in some small way by knowing what a LARP is.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-07-01 12:10:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
RPGr's are all good in my book..
I never got into LARP stuff though. But I'll take some sex, please.
+1 "made me smile" because I'm a rpg type too.
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-01 11:57:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At least you admit you are a dork. I would have said geek, because I don't know what LARP means. As for sex, maybe you should get that tire patch kit for the last time your +4 Toothpick put a hole in her.
Submitted by aliasjxc (user info) at 2004-07-01 11:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
vodka...
First of all, I'm a chick.
Second of all, I don't live in a basement.
Thirdly, fuck off.
Submitted by StinkyPants (user info) at 2004-07-01 11:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are the uber dork
Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2004-07-01 11:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Friday night: sex and LARP. Saturday: sex and LARP. Sunday: sex and LARP.
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Fucking hilarious. As if anyone would have sex with you. Besides, I'm sure your mom can hear what goes on in her basement through the vents, so even if you did manage to get some self-loathing, fat-ass, been-abused-by-her-uncle piece of jailbait to follow you down there, your mom would chase her out with a broom before you hit second base. Nice try.
Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2004-07-01 11:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You are a dork
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-01 11:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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