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Smell of Fish (612 hits)

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Rating: -0.67 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Damien Cross <tabtechs.at.earthlink.net> (View user info) at 2004-07-01 17:30:42 EDT


I tumble stupidly off the barstool. I wonder if what happened when I was 7 was real and hope
it was a dream. I can still hear the squirrels in my attic they tell me to skip. If I do skip
where will I end up and how will I know where to avoid? The warm beer tastes like shit in my
mouth. I know soon that it will be 2:00am again and that is when it happens.
I lose my keys and don't know where my car is. Is that how he went bald? Why can't I get laid?
What is going down? Why do my balls hurt, why is everything upside down, less significantly,
how do I work the vcr?
I get parolled the following Monday. It seems to be humid. I hear mimes near me; maybe New York?
I hope I can forget immediately so they won't know what is going off. I just hope someone will
give me a cigarette... That is if I can make it to 42nd street.

(sorry, I hadta do it)

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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-09-29 16:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This fucking rocked my socks man. Make it into a series! Dead Babies!

Submitted by Damien Cross <tabtechs.at.earthlink.net> at 2004-07-02 02:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

People are rating this? Fucking pitiful.
I was making fun of that 'Light of day' post.
I even stated that I was making fun of that
'Light of day' post.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-01 22:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i wont minus this becasue it IS shit post thursday (SPT)


hi i am munkey. how are you??

Submitted by euripidestrousers (user info) at 2004-07-01 20:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by CreedanceDirtwater (user info) at 2004-07-01 19:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

You're trying too hard to be random, it doesn't work

Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-07-01 18:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well I did apologize.
I was making fun of the poorly written genericness of that 'Light of day' post.
(No offense author of that 'Light of day' post, it just sucked hard, that's all)
And I've been sitting at my desk for about 8 hours now, so pretty much anything
seems funny at this point.
Oh and...
Why can't people grasp the huge difference between "your" and "you're"?
Is it that complex? Damn YOU'RE stupid. See?

Submitted by GodHatesYou (user info) at 2004-07-01 18:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

your not funny

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-01 18:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What is this..


Boy, those Germans have a word for everything.

-- Homer Simpson
When Flanders Failed