Clarification of Last Post (921 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.25 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by confusedfemale (View user info) at 2004-07-01 23:30:18 EDT
I know a lot of people had some, er... lots of problems with my first post, but you all need to understand this fact: It WAS my FIRST post. At least on this site.
Please note that I was NOT trying to:
 Tell everyone I lost my virginty, I was giving background to what my question was.
 To talk alls like l33t n stufferz likez that!!11!1 (I was just trying to add a bit of sarcasm and humor to the post) IE: "w00t go me" (Oh wow, humor, shame shame on me.)
 Ask everyone what he or she thought of the whole scenario.
Also note:
 It didn't happen in the bathroom the first time. If you read the post correctly, it was the third time in 15 hours.
 By "he came a little bit" I meant that he came, but not as much as before.
The point of that post was to simply get some perspectives and insight on giving better head.
I know I pissed a lot of people off, but now I know how to correctly post (Thanks to hours and pages of newb flamming!)
So, all in all, I just want to say, Sorry.
User Reviews
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-07-07 23:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by confusedfemale (user info) at 2004-07-02 12:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I never said he couldn't cum. I said he didn't.
He wanted to have sex which is why I asked how to improve my technique.
I wouldn't say I did great. But I wouldn't say I was terrible.
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2004-07-02 12:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Confused, I will train you to give good head...
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-02 12:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
But bart, she apparently doesnt even give good head.
Submitted by Juggalo_John (user info) at 2004-07-02 05:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its ok that you give bad head.
Most females can't give good head.
So just tell them to fuck off.
You dont need them to tell them you give
bad head you have a boyfriend to do that for you.
<MCL To the girl that gives bad head>
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-07-02 01:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-02 01:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
both posts sucked....badly....much like you I've heard...
die.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-02 01:02:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Yeah, how come bart reads this shit and never rates my posts?"
Um... because she's a cute girl who writes about giving head?
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-07-02 01:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Apology not accepted. You are nothing.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-02 00:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-07-02 00:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by confusedfemale (user info) at 2004-07-02 00:04:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
-GASP-
I actually had Bart reply to my post!
You're the subject of the most heated topic.
-swoon-
Maybe someday I will be too.
(If anyone takes me seriouslly I will -2 you forever)
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Its called spamming. And it is a case for beatings.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-02 00:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, how come bart reads this shit and never rates my posts?
He's a damn review Nazi!!!
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-02 00:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
god dammit you said you were sorry
Submitted by confusedfemale (user info) at 2004-07-02 00:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-GASP-
I actually had Bart reply to my post!
You're the subject of the most heated topic.
-swoon-
Maybe someday I will be too.
(If anyone takes me seriouslly I will -2 you forever)
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-02 00:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHA! Way to follow up a turd...with a bitmap!
bmp's make my peener cry...and not in a good way
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-02 00:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's ok, we love you anyway.
Submitted by gle_ek (user info) at 2004-07-01 23:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are going to need another post to rectify this one too. you should just stop now.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-07-01 23:55:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
take a dirt nap you stupid little bitch!
Submitted by Domochevsky (user info) at 2004-07-01 23:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your idiocy is transparent, so it needs no clarification. Anyone who was legitimately confused by your post should be shot.
Submitted by confusedfemale (user info) at 2004-07-01 23:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yah, and all the numbers was because I wrote it on Microsoft Word and well, it did.... stuff...
Submitted by confusedfemale (user info) at 2004-07-01 23:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Er, sorry about the picture, I forgot to save it as a jpeg.
Submitted by DancingHobo (user info) at 2004-07-01 23:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bitmaps make the baby Allah cry.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-01 23:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please, just shut the fuck up. I'll bet an obscene amount of money that no one really gives a fuck about you, or what you really meant, or how many dicks you sucked on your way to the parking lot.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-01 23:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?!! NO!! It's just a shitload of -2s!!