Sexy photo of my Girlfriend (NSFW) (4739 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: -0.82 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2004-07-02 02:26:23 EDT
UberPoll: Favorite class of subhuman; the Gays or the Jews?
Sexy photos of greasy looking Italian Gent fucking your mom (NSFW)
Hidden cam pixxx of Britney Spears pissing in men's room urinal (NSFW)
Gays Vs. Homosexuals
How to overclock your processor to 10Ghz without extra cooling - The secrets AMD and Intel have kept from the public
Alien Ant Farm cover Michael Jackson's track then cover Michael Jackson's tracks in molestation scandal - the likes of which the music industry has not seen since Liberace and George Michael gangraped my pet dolphin at SeaWorld.
Goatse - Enter the anus - motion film sneak peek trailer (NSFW)
I tried to shit into a glory hole and guess what? I got fucked in the ass.
squattail's guide to playing Sega Dreamcast, rolling out rad beats with DJ equipment and being gay at the same time
Papparazi photo of me fucking Her Majesty; Queen Elizabeth II (Sort of NSFW)
Photo of my foreskin strangling my own penis while screaming hysterically (warning: contains graphic medical photos)
squattail's tribute to war heroes (that is, a tribute to their overall cowardice and snatchbaggery)
Countdown to Olsen Twin's 100th birthday (that is - the age they will be too old to legally fuck)
Photo of (insert name of flavor of the week western civilian being held hostage in Iraq by gang of militants)'s execution.
Is it rape if she is a prostitute (or is it theft??)
Well, wasn't that handy? They were all going to be blank-bodied posts anyway so if you support the cause for less shit on ubersite rate it good. And if that wasn't enough to persuade you to give a good rating, here is a photo of my new girlfriend, we haven't actually met but she seems to pretty keen on me based on what she has said to me in yahoo chatrooms:
User Reviews
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-09 14:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I tried to shit into a glory hole and guess what? I got fucked in the ass.
HAHAHAHA
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-03 19:08:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
We need to bring squattail's fame/notoriety back to Uber.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-08 07:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by euripidestrousers (user info) at 2004-07-02 09:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-02 08:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wear glasses. :o)
Submitted by Fartman <Fartman.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-07-02 08:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I tried to shit into a glory hole and guess what? I got fucked in the ass. "
Ahahahaha. You're an asshole.
A funny asshole, but still...
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-07-02 05:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Girls in glasses make me go all squiggly downstairs.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-02 04:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-02 04:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was reading this and was like, "My god, this sucks so bad; how could anyone write shit like this?" And then I noticed it was written by squattail, and I was like, "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
But wait, a horribly lit and badly cropped picture of an average girl's face. My god, this makes it all better!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-02 04:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-07-02 03:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ill give you nothing cause you were nice enough to get these all out at once. actually ill give you one cause the olsen twins to old to fuck thing made me laugh.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-07-02 02:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know who my mom is
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-02 02:43:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your mom was wrong
running with scissors is fun and healthy
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-02 02:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-07-02 02:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
(These were titles I was planning to post, but decided it best to get them out in 1 post rather than a dozen, you can thank me with sex)