Breasts: I Like Them (4173 hits)
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Submitted by cale shapera <caleshapera.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-02 05:35:25 EDT
Lindsay, when you decided not to return my email containing the humble
offer to join me in my Pacific Coast 'shanty,' you made a fatal mistake.
In one of my previous posts I theorized on the ungraspable power of thinking
or talking about a person without their knowledge. Unbeknownst to you, an
unfathomable amount of 'Thought Magic Energy' (As I like to call it)
produced by myself, will be lost to you. Forever. This is serious business.
With all the time I devoted to you, seeing your movies, watching your
unbearable music video and your shameless Saturday Night Live appearance,
even your painful hosting of the MTV awards, I'd think you could show a little
appreciation. With one weekend, a one room 'shanty', one red-blooded teen, zero
functional beds and one Spiderman sleeping bag, I think we'd have been in for
one hell of a slumber party. Not too much slumbering, if you know what I'm saying!
Oh Lindsay, you really blew it this time, you lost a faithful fan and...
Fuck all this bullshit. Basically, your breasts are luscious and I'm bitter
because I am not grabbing and/or caressing them right now. And who am I
kidding, Mortal Combat Techno Theme is playing and I could never abandon
my Lindsay! As a genius of ubersite so eloquently put it: "Like in Lord of the
Rings, I too hope to be one of the Riders of Lohan." Pure class.
User Reviews
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-15 21:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She's such a pretty girl.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-15 21:38:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-22 23:13:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my god, her arm is broken.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-21 23:00:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
c'mon.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-05 04:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She's got a bit of a jaw on her. Still, at least when you slap her about a bit you can be assured that you won't break her. Nice orbs too. I wonder if they're enhanced.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-05 04:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A point for each one. +2
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-22 23:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
oh my god, her leg is too.
Submitted by PROXYman (user info) at 2004-10-22 23:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-22 23:13:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my god, her arm is broken.
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She has arms?
And once again kaithefag shows he likes surfing gay porn, instead of looking at this fine piece of assction.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-22 23:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my god, her arm is broken.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-22 23:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHHAHaHAHAhahA
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-22 22:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Classic teen angst digitalized. Thank you.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-22 22:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-07-04 22:43:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks for that.
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hahahaha
Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2004-08-21 11:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read it. Why does her elbow bend the wrong way. Must mean she's good at fucking.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-08-21 11:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-07-02 20:13:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
As for that suspicious leg in the background, that picture was probably taken in some random motel right before she got spindled by Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel and a whole pack of Finnish circus midgets.
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HAHAHAHHAHA
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-08-21 11:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-02 06:47:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-02 05:51:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read a word of this, but that picture is worth a thousand +2's. Goddamm.....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-21 11:11:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
She's a pig and this post is pigshit.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-08-21 10:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
She's cute now, but I've got 3 to 1 that says in a few years she becomes the Goodyear Blimp.
Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2004-08-21 10:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God shes hot
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-07-12 14:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't say 'boobs' I said 'breasts' Jeez... I think I have a little more class than that.
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-07-12 08:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like breasts too.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-12 07:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you didn't use the words lindsay or lohan in your title. for that you have won my respect, young grasshopper.
oh wait, you said boobs. that's pretty cool. boobs are alright.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-07-12 07:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
With one weekend, a one room 'shanty', one red-blooded teen, zero
functional beds and one Spiderman sleeping bag, I think we'd have been in for
one hell of a slumber party.
haha that was good
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-07-09 01:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't really like her, but for some reason I liked this post.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-07-09 01:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
automatic +2
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-07-09 01:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MAN!
Submitted by repsik (user info) at 2004-07-08 01:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the left one. +1 for the right one.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-07-04 22:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks for that.
Submitted by repsik (user info) at 2004-07-04 22:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck..
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-07-03 06:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*honk* :)
Submitted by europameistershaft (user info) at 2004-07-03 05:58:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
me and cshape hit lohan all the time
in our dreams
Submitted by 01011010 (user info) at 2004-07-03 03:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By the time I scrolled down to see the picture, I stopped reading.
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-07-03 03:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Red on the head............
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-07-03 03:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Those are real.
I refuse to believe otherwise.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-03 03:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gahahahahaha
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-02 20:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She is really fucking hot.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-07-02 20:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
**Speaking of watching great movies, I'm planning on seeing 'Catwoman' when it comes out.**
The words 'great movie' and 'Catwoman, starring Halle Berry' do NOT belong in the same sentence. That movie is a mockery and a horrible travesty of everything that is good and decent.
As for that suspicious leg in the background, that picture was probably taken in some random motel right before she got spindled by Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel and a whole pack of Finnish circus midgets.
Submitted by beeg412 (user info) at 2004-07-02 18:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Thats a sexy third leg coming in from behind. Wow, that sounded kinda gross
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-07-02 18:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What's up with what appears to be a third leg sticking out behind her? Gentlemen (and select ladies) - avert you eyes momentarily from her breasts and take a look.
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-07-02 18:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Hey...why don't we all just start posting a bunch of naked chick pics and give up on this whole pretentious writing thing anyway?
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-07-02 17:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Catwoman's gonna be two hours of Halle Barry jumping and sneaking around in a catsuit, which is why I'm going to see it no doubt.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-02 13:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-02 13:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Boobies! Speaking of watching great movies, I'm planning on seeing 'Catwoman' when it comes out. I heard its going to be a masterful piece of titerature...I mean literature.
I'm bi.
Submitted by Adam_Hussein (user info) at 2004-07-02 13:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2 for picture
Submitted by jcricket (user info) at 2004-07-02 13:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
overrated or no, fake or not, doesn't matter to me.
the end result is rather yummy
+2 for breasts in general.
Submitted by ETARR (user info) at 2004-07-02 12:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lohan has got to be the most overrated girl in the Hollywood right now. She's attractive, but nothing I'm going to watch a movie just to see. Have you ever seen her without 15 pounds of makeup on? Oh, and her tits are fake. http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/2004/05/lindsay-lohans-breast-implants-lindsay.html
Submitted by DeadKennedysKid (user info) at 2004-07-02 09:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus pissing christ. SHE is the reason I'm bisexual.
[Krista]
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-07-02 09:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it looks like part of the fabric pattren dumbass. but i do like where you focus your vision
Submitted by mrobvious... at 2004-07-02 09:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
She, um, has a push-up black thingine showing. It's on the right. Oh well.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-07-02 08:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good lord
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-02 08:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-07-02 07:03:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Great, now I have to go masturbate again.
Damn you to hell.
Submitted by Homsar (user info) at 2004-07-02 07:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for the pic, I appreciate it. I'm sure my co-workers wont mind me walking the halls at half mast.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-02 07:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for fake redhead boobies!
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-07-02 07:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great, now I have to go masturbate again.
Damn you to hell.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-02 06:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-02 05:51:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read a word of this, but that picture is worth a thousand +2's. Goddamm.....
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-07-02 06:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHAT! She's 18 today! Oh man Oh man Oh man Oh man
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-07-02 06:17:58 EDT (#)
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Man, if anyone's watched Mean Girls before, they know how epic her dress is for the party scene. I just watched it =) It made me happy.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-02 06:17:29 EDT (#)
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just thought you should know that today was her 18th birthday.
Whoo hoo
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-07-02 06:15:36 EDT (#)
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I made an internet countdown to her 18th birthday the first time I saw her on screen, in that movie, what was it called? Oh yeah, The Parent Trap.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-02 06:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have another.
Submitted by Benny (user info) at 2004-07-02 06:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been working for 12 hours now. After seeing that picture the world suddenly feels interesting and new.
Thanks Dude.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-07-02 06:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They look natural too...
Sha wing!
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-07-02 05:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I downloaded Mean Girls to my comp. I'm a happy man. FUCK, why's she so hot. It's wrong I swear. WRONG!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-02 05:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read a word of this, but that picture is worth a thousand +2's. Goddamm.....
Submitted by Pennywisdom (user info) at 2004-07-02 05:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the pic
Fuck.