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Please help me ! (730 hits)

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Rating: -1.9 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <sliver189.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-02 11:21:22 EDT


My cukie-coo is bald & wet

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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Perfect indication man. That's the exact moment you have to stick it to that outlet.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I shouldn't have clicked on this when I saw who wrote it.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-02 13:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Are you trying for a record of bad posts?

Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-02 13:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

cuckie coo?
that sounds like the noise the rooster makes when your dad rapes him.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-02 13:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you're a hoohoodilly

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-02 13:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I had a girlfriend that called it a "puss puss". She got a swift kick to the throat.

Submitted by plushpeach (user info) at 2004-07-02 12:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hoohoodilly! Frekin hilarious!

Submitted by confusedfemale (user info) at 2004-07-02 12:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Cuckie-coo?

Thats just sad.

Submitted by mad_monkey_mojo (user info) at 2004-07-02 12:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My ding ding is hard and throbbing.

Submitted by Domochevsky (user info) at 2004-07-02 12:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll help you... Help you die!

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

NO. "Hoohoodilly" is the ONLY goofy-little-kid-sounding-word for genitalia that is acceptable.

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow! You're excellent at sucking.

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ok, where do you live?

Submitted by rainman (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sliver (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yes alah yes!!

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Like I said. If I fuck you, will you shut up? We both win. I get laid, and you shut up

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I feel like I want to light you on fire and club you with a baby seal to put you out.

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

HAR HAR PEENER

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

By "help me", do you mean "brutally murder me with a rusty screwdriver"?

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

slit your throat

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You are beyond help, I fear.


Look, Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband, I'm sorry
about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub, I'm sorry I used
your wedding dress to wax the car, and I'm sorry -- oh well, let's
just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point.

-- Homer Simpson
Marge on the Lam