Yes. It Hurts. (744 hits)
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Submitted by aliasjxc (View user info) at 2004-07-02 11:24:49 EDT
Well, due to the rousing response from my last post (*rolls eyes*), I'm going to tell
you all (whether you like it or not) about what I did last weekend.
On Saturday, I got a tattoo.
I already had one; on the back of my left shoulder, there is a blue and green Celtic knot.
I had it done the weekend after I turned 18. It was actually a birthday present from my dad.
He has four tattoos himself.
My new one is a medieval-looking dragon, all in black. It's on my upper right arm. It hurt more
than the first one, but I think it was well worth it. The dragon is kind of a tribute to my dad,
because all of his ink-work is of dragons as well. I'm such a "daddy's girl."
It's kind of funny...when I got my first tattoo, the usual reaction would be, "Oh my God! Do your
parents know about that?!" or something those lines. I, of course, could respond, "Well, yeah, they
know...they paid for it!" I loved that I could say that. People were always surprised. I apparently
have the coolest parents.
My dad didn't pay for my second tattoo, but he helped me pick out the design. It's the kind of
dragon that could be emblazoned on a knight's shield. I'm thinking about naming him, but I don't know what to call him.
The other question I always get, when I mention my tattoos, or when someone sees them for first
time, is "Did it hurt?"
Yes. It fucking hurts. You'd have to be an idiot to think that it didn't. They drag a vibrating
needle along your skin. They inject ink under your skin. It's like tracing a pattern on your
arm/leg/wherever with a pen...only the point of the pen (where the ink comes out) is a razor-tip.
Sure, after a while (twenty minutes, maybe), you get used to the pain and can block it out. If
you're lucky. But yes...it hurts.
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Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-07-02 16:25:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:28:44 (#)
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I have a tattoo of an ass on my ass itself.
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I just love Huge murals
Submitted by johnnyno (user info) at 2004-07-02 15:22:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:50:44 EDT (#)
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"True story: I have a tattoo on my neck. While at the highland games this guy approaches me and says, "Dude, that must have hurt like a bitch! Nice work." I say "Nah, not really..."
should read:
Lie: I have a tattoo on my neck. While at the highland games this guy approaches me and says, "Dude, that must have hurt like a bitch! Nice work." I say "Nah, not really..."
I am extensively illustrated, including a piece on my neck.
They all hurt, but nothing like the pain I endured with the piece on my neck.
Any ink man will tell you that getting work on the neck is one of the most painful areas on the body.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:28:44 EDT (#)
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I have a tattoo of an ass on my ass itself.
Submitted by SacredHeart (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:14:29 EDT (#)
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True story: I have a tattoo on my neck. While at the highland games this guy approaches me and says, "Dude, that must have hurt like a bitch! Nice work." I say "Nah, not really..." turning to face this gentleman. That's when I see it. My man has a tattoo on his forehead. On HIS FOREHEAD, YA'LL. Not the neck, or throat, or chest, or anything else, but the FOREHEAD... and he says mine must have "hurt like a bitch"...
Anyway, +2 for being a chick with a tattoo somewhere other than on her lower back. That's hot.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:10:45 EDT (#)
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+2 for getting you body inked...I love alittle ink on a woman
-1 for using flash
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-02 13:42:56 EDT (#)
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-2 because this isn't interesting and no one gives a flying fuck.
+2 for BLITZKREIG_BOB's comment.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-02 13:33:41 EDT (#)
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first of all your 18 so you don't really need your parents consent.
second of all they don't hurt that bad don't be such a puss.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-02 13:31:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-02 13:26:27 EDT (#)
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What I hear you saying is, "I'm kewl and different, just like everyone else."
You have no tolerance for pain, good luck if you ever need dental surgery.
This might might might have gone just a tad better if it included a picture of this marvel, but probably not.
Submitted by confusedfemale (user info) at 2004-07-02 12:43:35 EDT (#)
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So your posting to say you got a tattoo?
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-07-02 12:35:03 EDT (#)
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Someone did this rant and did it better.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-07-02 12:09:10 EDT (#)
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Boo-hoo
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:54:41 EDT (#)
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I'm going to use this shit post to say I'm bored. Someone IM me. sunjunkie04 on AIM. I don't care if you just want to flame me.
Submitted by Homsar (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:52:26 EDT (#)
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This post makes me want to seek the Random -2 Generator.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:45:44 EDT (#)
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Best Post EVAR!
You fucking cum bag.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:45:38 EDT (#)
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I enjoy the pain...mmmm....ink....
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:44:28 EDT (#)
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you should stick to poetry.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:39:47 EDT (#)
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Only not a -2 because at least you don't sound like a 12 year old.
Write something interesting next time. This isn't your journal.
Submitted by aliasjxc (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:38:52 EDT (#)
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Ok...you know, fuck you people.
I didn't post this to be all "I'm a badass" or anything.
I was bored. And I'm proud of my tattoos.
So...yeah...fuck off.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:34:04 EDT (#)
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Yes. It fucking hurts. You'd have to be an idiot to think that it didn't. They drag a vibrating
needle along your skin. They inject ink under your skin. It's like tracing a pattern on your
arm/leg/wherever with a pen...only the point of the pen (where the ink comes out) is a razor-tip.
Sure, after a while (twenty minutes, maybe), you get used to the pain and can block it out. If
you're lucky. But yes...it hurts.
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Aren't you a badass. You have no idea what pain is.
Submitted by theDSC (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:33:37 EDT (#)
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Only a -2 because based on the title, i was hoping for a tale of a strecthed anus..
Submitted by Boogely_eyes (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:32:54 EDT (#)
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Honestly, I have 6 and I don't think it hurts at all. Blue ink burns slightly as it's done, but painful? Nah.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:32:49 EDT (#)
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I have a tattoo...
It's on my upper thigh...
It's a tattoo of a squirrel...
and it's reaching for my nuts!
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:32:33 EDT (#)
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You think it "hurts" on your arm or on your right shoulder?
Piss off. I have one across my cheast, with the center directly in the middle, atop my breastbone.
Let me give you an example of what it felt like: Your entire rib cage shakes, you feel like your going to vomit because of the vibration, and the pain is somewhere like having a glass rod shoved up your ass then broken off.
Fucking ouch.
Tats fucking rock.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:30:37 EDT (#)
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go. start. a. fucking. blog. and. leave. us. alone.
Submitted by plushpeach (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:30:22 EDT (#)
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After getting mt last tattoo my sister called me a circus side show freak. You have a much nicer family. and yes I hate stupid people who ask if it hurts. Try slamming your head in the car door and then I'll ask you if it hurts. Dumb people should be neutered.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:29:54 EDT (#)
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I dunno, it's not so much that it hurts, more that it makes you a bit nauseous. Maybe I'm just a pussy.
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:29:27 EDT (#)
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Blah blah blah. I'm cool cause I have a tattoo. Guess what, so do I. And you know what else? No one cares about mine either.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:26:40 EDT (#)
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