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Submitted by Kristine Thomas <kristineethomas.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-02 13:58:31 EDT


I just wanted to post aquick thank you for all those wonderful people who write all this crap. It is the only thing that gets me through the lame assed existance I call my job. Between the posts that actually make me laugh and the rates that burn other posts, I stay pretty well entertained most of the day.

Thanks Uber users! And for all of those who will (as expected) -2 me... FUCK OFF!! At least write something witty in response to this post instead of just saying rnadom shit like "show me your boobies".

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Submitted by WheretheWildThingsAre (user info) at 2004-07-23 14:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-07-02 18:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:31:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

The water in the fountain at work tastes like crap so I've been filling up 1 liter (or if you're Apollo litre) Nalgene bottles with ice and leaving them at my desk over night so I'll have decent water the next day.

just thought I would share
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Loki - is that the beautiful scarcasm that it appears to be?

FilthyAssistant (which I read as Filthy 'Assailant' up until this moment) - good point.

Submitted by plushpeach (user info) at 2004-07-02 16:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Registered on or around: 2004-06-16 11:24:33
# Messages posted: 2
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# Times these posts have been reviewed : 32
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Average rating of all messages: -1.28

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Stoned what's your point? You are making one I assume?

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-02 15:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Tom: User id: 9437
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Submitted by plushpeach (user info) at 2004-07-02 15:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ok, I realise this is dangerously forward-thinking, but how about saying thanks by actually contributing something?

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How about Fuck off?

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-07-02 15:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ok, I realise this is dangerously forward-thinking, but how about saying thanks by actually contributing something?



Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-02 15:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ever have a Roman War helmet?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-02 15:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Show us your tits!

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Boss: So peter where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Peter: dont say doing your wife, dont say doing your wife

peter: doing your....son?

I love family guy.

Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wait, you asked for something witty:

"Show me your boobies."

Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Here is the informative reason you requested:

You get a -2 because your post didn't provide any useful or desirable content.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The water in the fountain at work tastes like crap so I've been filling up 1 liter (or if you're Apollo litre) Nalgene bottles with ice and leaving them at my desk over night so I'll have decent water the next day.

just thought I would share


Submitted by plushpeach (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Show me your hoohoodilly...

Tempting as that sounds... no. You did make me laugh though. Good show.

Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Show me your funbags!

Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:02:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

Show me your nips.
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GIRL ON GIRL!! GIRL ON GIRL!!


Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I love glue

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Uhh..you're welcome!

Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

nah..I want you to xerox your ass and post it..unless its going to break the scanner glass

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

show me your hoohoodidilly.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Show me your nips.

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

SHow me your tatties.

Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Boss: So peter where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Peter: dont say doing your wife, dont say doing your wife

peter: doing your....son?

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-07-02 13:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES NOW SO I CAN PLEASURE MYSELF!

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-02 13:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

show me your boobies!


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