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The Train and the barn (465 hits)

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Rating: -2 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Me (View user info) at 2004-07-02 14:22:26 EDT


All right I'm back, so deal with it people.

My town is rather small, and I am now officially an outcast, my "friends" hate me and told me (like many of you have) to kill myself. Anyway, I now have no social life and I resorted to taking pictures and just enjoying mother nature. Our town has an old train that broke down in about the 60's and when my brother was younger that is where they spent there time at. Now its my turn. The thing is I recruited the other outcasts of the town as my friends again, and I am one of those outcast that is always doing something illegal and almost getting caught but never getting caught. So, we go to this train, with a NO TRESPASSING sign, this place is forbidden and we have been told that.I started to climb in the train and I am sitting where the conductor sits, high in the air when one of the outcasts (we will say Cindy) when Cindy is standing in the doorway scared to come in, all the sudden we hear "Get out of there before I call the law" normally I could handle this saying that someone said they hid my history book in there or i followed my cat, but I had some stuff on me that would be a waste to just throw down, so she gets down and freezes. So I jumped off the train landing on the rocks and grabbed Cindy's arm and dragged her through some trees. Then we were on a road, across the street was an old barn that leans so bad it looks like 2 pounds of weight and it will fall. So I take her in there, but the police will look in there I told her and she thought to hide. I looked in the barn I was familiar with it, hiding there or taking shelter there when I got stuck in the rain you can climb on the leaning walls until you are on the leaning ceiling and walk on the rafters to this part in the loft that you can't see unless you go up there, i quickly tell her but she isn't going to do it. I can understand, but the guy that called the police knows there are 2 of us and they will look for me, so I take her hand and go to a thicket of trees tell her if she is found to say we were playing hide and go seek and we followed a cat in the train and I go in the loft. I am climbing up the walls when I hear a car come, I look and its a cop, he pulls off into the shoulder and go towards the old train so I climb up the wall and I am standing on a rafter when I can hear him saying on his radion that nobody was there, the rafter next to me fell about this time and he got real quiet, so I am about 50 feet off the ground standing on like a 2 by four about 3 feet from my destination when he says he is going to check out the barn so I walk really fast to the loft and make it just in time. His radio is cackling and I am hidden in plain veiw. He looks behind tires and says we won't get in trouble that we would just get told not to go back and have to apologize to the man that owns it, and I know he is telling the truth, but he sighs walks away and says to his radio we are long gone as he got in his patrol car and drove off.I breathed a sigh of relief and get on the rafter, but the rafter breaks and I fall off, I landed, hard to the ground, I stood up and heard a sickening creak and ran out of the barn to Cindy, she isn't there, I think maybe she is in the barn, I go to the barn scream her name and she comes screams back what from behind me. I got out of the barn and about that time it fell down. I was so glad Cindy didn't hide there, because she would have been slow and we probably would have gotten caught, but maybe not, but I know she wouldn't be out of there by then, if the rafter broke when I went down she would go a different way, she wouldnt have jumped and then she may have died, I smelled gas as the barn caught on fire and we walked away, halfway home a firetruck goes by and a police officer he stopped asked if we were okay and said "i know you are the girls I was looking for earlier, but, they don't know that", winked and asked if we wanted a ride.

The barn is now a pile of ashes,
Cindy doesn't go places with me anymore and I prefer it that way, she is a chicken shit,
and now I have new friends, and they are chicken shits too...
Ohhh well
You win some, you lose some. I just lose more.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2004-07-02 19:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Submitted by beeg412 (user info) at 2004-07-02 18:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2004-07-02 16:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I refuse to read this due to lack of paragraphs alone.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-02 16:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Tom: It's good to be back in my own account again.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-02 15:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The train and barn are some sort of symbolism for anal sex?

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-02 15:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I read the first line, stopped reading, and then wished death upon you and your family for sucking so incredibly.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-02 15:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Paragraphs are your friends.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

There is no way you could possibly ramble on for that long without hitting the enter key. I mean as you write more and more the statistical probability that you hit it must become astronomically high.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

damnit I knew better, I fucking KNEW BETTER
What about -2 on one review from Yes made me click on this?


Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ohholyshit


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