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Sublime Called Me While I was At A restraunt (647 hits)

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Rating: -0.95 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (View user info) at 2004-07-02 16:15:14 EDT


So there I was, sitting at a booth with a group of people, most of which I didn't know, when suddenly, my phone rings. I answer accordingly (i.e. "Hello? ...... Hello?!.... oh.... Yes....). There was a woman on the other end of the line. She identified herself as Nancy and began to explain how IP Relay worked. After a continueous lack of understanding on my part, and repeated explaination on hers, the conversation finally took off. It began with him using a typical greeting, and me using a typical "Who the hell is this??". He didn't respond immidiately, he just asked for my name. I reluctantly gave it to him, and he asked for my uber name. Then I understood. I asked for his and he replied, "Sublime". The rest is fuzzy to me, but I do remember being called something to the effect of "somethingsomethingsomething...Rat Bastard...somethingsomething". All surrounding me were in a confusion, as the conversation dragged on. Until finally, it ended. And I was left there, scarred for life, seeing as to how Sublime had called me at Finnigans. Not what I was expecting.

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Submitted by abefroman42 (user info) at 2004-11-09 17:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

derka derka derka. muhammad (-2) jihad.

Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-07-05 03:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jesus fucking christ. Will this ever die?? I think that we all should know by now that I am a shitty writer. Can we all get on with our lives knowing this?

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-05 03:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

bahahhahaha a retalitory comment and it wasnt even a -2

Submitted by LiLlHappyBunny (user info) at 2004-07-05 03:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you suck

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-03 03:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-02 20:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2004-07-02 18:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Where are you from?

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-02 16:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow, sublime called me, too!

And, he called me a "something, something, something, rat bastard, something, something, something" as well!!!

Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-07-02 16:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ah, Lifestyles of the Poor and Mundane, my favourite....

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-02 16:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-07-02 16:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nope. BUT I HAVE THE DAY OFF! WOOO!

Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-07-02 16:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Whose alter ego are you? I want to know.

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-07-02 16:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no offense, but did you really need to post this?

Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-07-02 16:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That could be exciting....

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-02 16:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This was just great. Really, nice effort. Perhaps for your next post you can tell us how you wiped you ass after a morning dump, or what the weather is like where you are. Super job!

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-07-02 16:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What is this mess?


Flanders:
Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us
friends.

Homer: To Ned Flanders, the richest left-handed man in town.

When Flanders Failed