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Submitted by Parlor Trick (View user info) at 2004-07-03 02:56:18 EDT
In an effort to provide higher quality posts, more in line with the insurgents of readers, I have completed research that suggests there are select items of note (SINs) that keep surfacing in some of the most popular of Uber posts. Specifically:
Sex
Breasts
Anal sex
Women
Bart
Followed distantly by ~
A 'not suitable for sensitive audiences' type title
Element of Mystery
Element of Romance
Rather than go through the effort of writing something worthy on the topic, I opted out for a Photoshop rendition.
* Please note that though initially shocking, the image is intended to be a provoking illustration of Uber's core. Any likeness to any person is unintentional, coincidental, and meant in the nicest of possible ways.
User Reviews
Submitted by Pooz (user info) at 2004-08-24 04:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PISS
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-07-05 00:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeehaw!
Dat is God Damn Funny shit Ma.
Nice work Parlour! I am still catching up after being off for three days. You are also correct about the summary you made. One of the things about this site is it is sort of a cross between a Pommy Tabloid, and a slightly smutty mens magazine with a bit of Teen fanzine and True romance thrown in for good measure.
The beauty of it is that you can use it however you want. Personally my posts fit mostly the infotainment category. Oh and it is also fun to throw in the occasional inflamatroy comment. Particularly in reviews.
Submitted by Cjad_teh_Nord (user info) at 2004-07-04 02:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That woman is beautiful...
What? Oh, no, there aren't any woman in that picture, I was refering to the woman next door...the one I watch constantly.
Back on topic, this was very thought provoking indeed. To qoute myself:
"I don't know whether to be aroused of rendered impotent...this is a very tought provoking piece."
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-07-04 01:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAR HAR PEENER
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-04 01:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY! Thats me!!! Good show!
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-07-04 01:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by koreanboi2030 <koreanboy3.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-07-03 22:13:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
WHY YOU TAKE PICTURE OF THIS?!?#?? TO SPITE KOREAN WOMIN TINY CHESTT?
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Actually I have nothing against "Korean Womin Tiny Chests", as far as I know.
A 'tiny chest', or a 'nice one', just didn't seem to capture the sad point I was making. Let me chalk it up to temporary insanity and forget it ever happened.
Submitted by koreanboi2030 <koreanboy3.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-07-03 22:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHY YOU TAKE PICTURE OF THIS?!?#?? TO SPITE KOREAN WOMIN TINY CHESTT?
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-07-03 22:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I like your post.
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-07-03 13:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
the grossly huge tits knocked ya down there, maybe if u had some nice ones then u would have got +2
Submitted by Juggalo_John (user info) at 2004-07-03 05:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
WoW I think?!?
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-07-03 04:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
<shudders while my left eye twitches and goes into extreme high beam> That woman is just plain GOD DAMN SCARY.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-07-03 04:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-07-03 03:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
* spelled 'Intentionally' to some.
It's late it's dark I can't find my spell checker.
(Thanks GodChicken - for appreciating my dismemberment)
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-03 03:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They're real, and they're fabulous.
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-07-03 03:14:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Christ on a Cracker" ?? That made it worth it.
Extra Space left blank intenially for note taking (?)
( Or - Sorry about the crop)
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-07-03 03:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Christ on a cracker!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-07-03 03:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Har har!
I kinda like this ParlorTrick lady. I liked how you attached little fragments of pictures to your posts, like an eye, or a partly obscured face.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-07-03 03:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and you can keep the sweater for another week. But I want it back after that.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-07-03 03:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job...
Just crop next time. Takes about 3 seconds.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2004-07-03 02:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh