Top 5 Reasons Bart Is Single. (2892 hits)
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Submitted by Herp Doggy Dogg (View user info) at 2004-07-04 11:30:39 EDT
1. It's hard to find a woman, when you're tied up in a musty cell in the middle east.
2. It's hard to find a woman, when they're all afraid you're going to eat their face.
3. It's hard to find a woman, when you're busy cutting up all the camp counselors they were going to bang.
4. It's hard to find a woman, when you make Forrest Gump look good.
5. It's hard to find a woman, when you spend all your time saving the world from super villains.
User Reviews
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-27 07:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
the 4th pic actually elicited (some) laughter
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOLERSKATES
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:23:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for this
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quality stuff.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How did I miss this?!
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-05-12 00:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, I never saw this
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-05-12 00:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Deeply amusing.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-11 01:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MaryG <maryg.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-07-04 14:30:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
What???
Make no sense. Who the hell is Bart??
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He is BartBart
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-23 00:25:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-07-05 00:11:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
#6... There's not "ENTER" key on the clitoris.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-03-23 00:15:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-23 00:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-09-20 19:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are my hero.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-26 06:23:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
me love bart long time
Submitted by smokingman (user info) at 2004-07-26 06:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
heheheh sprung!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel that tingle comming on again... i need too... I HAVE too
Kill
Something
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AGGGG!
911
Submitted by denim9 (user info) at 2004-07-18 03:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Herpes
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Thanks!
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-07-14 03:12:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MaryG <maryg.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-07-04 14:30:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
What???
Make no sense. Who the hell is Bart??
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Who the hell are you?
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-14 02:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-07-04 17:26:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Your 5 points are idiotic. but the pictures are class A.
-1 text.
+2 pics.
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Haha
someone needs to go back to school
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-07-11 16:32:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-07-05 00:26:07 EDT (#)
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cool!
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-07-05 00:11:28 EDT (#)
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#6... There's not "ENTER" key on the clitoris.
Submitted by MMM (user info) at 2004-07-04 20:09:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:06:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-07-04 17:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your 5 points are idiotic. but the pictures are class A.
-1 text.
+2 pics.
Submitted by finkboy21 (user info) at 2004-07-04 15:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Bart is soooooooo gay.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-04 14:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And this post certainly isn't going to help. It looks real... a little too real.
Submitted by Confusion (user info) at 2004-07-04 14:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart, you crazy little slut.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-07-04 14:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i like the middle finger one.
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-07-04 14:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
<3
Submitted by MaryG <maryg.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-07-04 14:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What???
Make no sense. Who the hell is Bart??
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-04 14:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-07-04 14:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahaha good stuff
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-04 13:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-04 13:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-04 12:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-07-04 12:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking kick ass photoshops man!
Submitted by marchhare (user info) at 2004-07-04 12:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
no comment
Submitted by PolPot (user info) at 2004-07-04 12:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
6. It's hard to find a woman, when you are an ugly fuckhead
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-04 12:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow G- those are awesome photoshops. fuck you for being so good.
Submitted by redzone (user info) at 2004-07-04 12:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2004-07-04 12:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-04 12:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-07-04 11:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very well done.
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-07-04 11:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, in my humble opinion, they were very well photoshopped. But, I dont really care about Bart enough to find this that funny.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-07-04 11:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-04 11:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Haha made me laugh.