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Top 5 Reasons Bart Is Single. (2460 hits)

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Rating: 1.46 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Herp Doggy Dogg (View user info) at 2004-07-04 11:30:39 EDT


1. It's hard to find a woman, when you're tied up in a musty cell in the middle east.

2. It's hard to find a woman, when they're all afraid you're going to eat their face.

3. It's hard to find a woman, when you're busy cutting up all the camp counselors they were going to bang.

4. It's hard to find a woman, when you make Forrest Gump look good.

5. It's hard to find a woman, when you spend all your time saving the world from super villains.

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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-27 07:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

the 4th pic actually elicited (some) laughter

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LOLERSKATES

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:23:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks for this

Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome.

Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Quality stuff.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How did I miss this?!

Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-05-12 00:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha, I never saw this

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-05-12 00:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Deeply amusing.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-11 01:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MaryG <maryg.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-07-04 14:30:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

What???

Make no sense. Who the hell is Bart??


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He is BartBart

Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-23 00:25:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-07-05 00:11:28 (#)
Ranking: 0

#6... There's not "ENTER" key on the clitoris.

Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-03-23 00:15:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-23 00:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-09-20 19:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You are my hero.

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-26 06:23:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

me love bart long time

Submitted by smokingman (user info) at 2004-07-26 06:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

heheheh sprung!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel that tingle comming on again... i need too... I HAVE too

Kill



Something

j

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s

AGGGG!
911



Submitted by denim9 (user info) at 2004-07-18 03:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Everything you ever wanted to know about Herpes
User id: 2789
Registered on or around: 2003-09-28 02:00:58
# Messages posted: 33
# Reviews written: 2434
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 570
# Hits: 13281
Average rating of all messages: 1.08

Thanks!

Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-07-14 03:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MaryG <maryg.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-07-04 14:30:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

What???

Make no sense. Who the hell is Bart??
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Who the hell are you?

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-14 02:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-07-04 17:26:34 (#)
Ranking: 0

Your 5 points are idiotic. but the pictures are class A.
-1 text.
+2 pics.
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Haha

someone needs to go back to school


Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-07-11 16:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-07-05 00:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cool!

Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-07-05 00:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

#6... There's not "ENTER" key on the clitoris.

Submitted by MMM (user info) at 2004-07-04 20:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-07-04 17:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your 5 points are idiotic. but the pictures are class A.
-1 text.
+2 pics.


Submitted by finkboy21 (user info) at 2004-07-04 15:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Bart is soooooooo gay.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-04 14:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And this post certainly isn't going to help. It looks real... a little too real.

Submitted by Confusion (user info) at 2004-07-04 14:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bart, you crazy little slut.

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-07-04 14:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i like the middle finger one.

Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-07-04 14:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

<3

Submitted by MaryG <maryg.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-07-04 14:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What???

Make no sense. Who the hell is Bart??



Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-04 14:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-07-04 14:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Hahaha good stuff

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-04 13:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-04 13:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sweet

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-04 12:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-07-04 12:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking kick ass photoshops man!

Submitted by marchhare (user info) at 2004-07-04 12:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

no comment

Submitted by PolPot (user info) at 2004-07-04 12:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

6. It's hard to find a woman, when you are an ugly fuckhead

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-04 12:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow G- those are awesome photoshops. fuck you for being so good.

Submitted by redzone (user info) at 2004-07-04 12:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2004-07-04 12:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-04 12:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-07-04 11:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Very well done.

Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-07-04 11:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Well, in my humble opinion, they were very well photoshopped. But, I dont really care about Bart enough to find this that funny.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-07-04 11:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-04 11:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Haha made me laugh.


I know you're mad at me right now, and I'm kinda mad too ... I mean, we
could sit here and try to figure out who forgot to pick up who till the
cows come home. But let's just say we're both wrong and that'll be that.

-- Homer Simpson
Brother from the Same Planet