Dear God, what have we done (2753 hits)
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Submitted by TheAntiBart (View user info) at 2004-07-04 18:01:37 EDT
USER 10000 HAS ARIEVD111!!1
WTF LOL PHEAR M31!!1!!
WTF LOL TEH APOCALYPSA HAS ARIEVD1!!!11!
WTF TAEK UR BABEIS AND DROWN THEM IN UR BATHTUBS B/C THEY SHAL SUFER A WORSE FAET AT MAH HANDS!
FOR1!!1!11!111!!1!!111
WTF THAN THEYRE WIL B GREAT TRIBULATION SUCH AS HAS NOT B3N FROM DA BGINNG OF DA WORLD UNTIL NOW NO AND N3V3R WIL B11!!!!
OMG AND IF THOSA DAYS HAD NOT BAN SHORTENED NO HUMAN BNG WUD B SAEVD BUT FOR TEH SAEK OF TEH 3LECT THOSE DAYS WIL B SHORT3NAD
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User Reviews
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-28 09:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.
-- Homer Simpson
Cape Feare
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:54:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best ever.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:44:33 EST (#)
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UNBAN YOUR ARCHENEMY, BARTIMUS PRIME
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-16 08:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-10 11:18:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck this rocks.
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What the fuck was i doing back then? I <3 FFVII
Submitted by ramenforsupper (user info) at 2005-10-03 16:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Glorious.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:17:28 EDT (#)
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what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:23:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post needs more attention! Attend!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-16 21:57:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JAWOHL!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:27:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Words don't do this justice...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-01 01:54:47 EST (#)
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I can't believe i read all of that
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-01 01:37:39 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-10 11:29:42 EST (#)
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Holy fuck, and this is under "business and financial"!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-10 11:18:29 EST (#)
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Fuck this rocks.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-22 07:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha best post evar
too bad bartbart banned this ID immediately, for fear of the apocalypse
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-09-04 21:30:09 EDT (#)
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In response to Quasiplasmohedron, who asked about the origin of the "In times to come..." quote-
The quote owes its origin to no religious source. It was almost certainly fictionalized by the author of the web page you quoted it from. Aside from not being found anywhere on Google, and spelling "Abel" wrong, its usage of King James English is rather mediocre.
The type of people who had the knowledge to translate Aramaic, Hebrew and Greek also had the knowledge to translate them prolifically.
http://www.bible-researcher.com/english.html
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-04 20:57:19 EDT (#)
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Don't you HATE it when you forget to log out when posting with your alter?
Best post EVAR!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-18 17:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-05 01:04:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
Good job method - you forgot to logout
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hahaha
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-07-18 17:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That's how I always pictured the opposite of Bart.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-18 00:51:28 EDT (#)
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This is quite possibly the greatest post ever created.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-07-12 07:49:40 EDT (#)
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this post still cracks me up
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-07-08 02:27:14 EDT (#)
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hahahahaha
w00t d00d
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-07-07 03:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm listen to some FF7 music right now (Bizarro Sephiroth).
Submitted by dudette (user info) at 2004-07-06 09:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF LOL PHEAR M31!!1!!
WTF LOL TEH APOCALYPSA HAS ARIEVD1!!!11!
I don't know why, but that was damn funny.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-07-06 08:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Save me, Jebus...
JeffK has found Ubersite.
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-07-06 01:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-07-05 20:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for sephiroth KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-05 18:22:23 EDT (#)
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Im surprised I haven't gotten banned for this yet.
Submitted by XtremeMooCow (user info) at 2004-07-05 18:17:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bow down to Method for he is God!
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-05 14:30:30 EDT (#)
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Dammit, Method, I wanted user 10000. Bastard.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-05 13:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's raining frogs here!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-07-05 08:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A-HA Time to reveal my true nature as the ULTIMATE nerd!
That is a dude with a sword, in fact it is Sephiroth from Final Fantasy 7.
BOW DOWN TO MY GEEKNESS BWA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
Love from:The Taste of Monkeys, proud owner of all four seasons of Futurama.
Submitted by RapSupaStar (user info) at 2004-07-05 05:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2... YOU DESERVE IT.. WASTEOFTIME
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-07-05 04:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is really pissing me off. PLEASE tell me where this quote is from. It's very familiar to me, but, shockingly, google only turns up one result.
"In times to come, when thy kind hath grown decadent as thy founder did, the sons of Able will again rise up, and thy people shall end in a sea of blood, and a rain of fire. The False servants of the Lord will set upon thee, and with holy sword guided by unclean hand they shall smite thee down. Seek not to rise above thy place...rule not the sons of Able, seek not to guide them, seek not to use them, seek not to impose thy dominion upon them, lest ye die in the firey vengeance of the Lord. Few it shall be who escape the dying times...for the next Flood shall be not of water, but of the Blood of the damned and the living alike. Seek the high places...seek the lonely places...seek the places where the sons of Able have not yet ventured, for there is thy only hope of salvation."
http://www.geocities.com/BourbonStreet/Delta/1661/blindman.htm
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-07-05 02:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO session cookies WOO!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-05 01:10:27 EDT (#)
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awww dammit, am I gonna get banned again? Cuz that would be swell!
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-05 01:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good job method - you forgot to logout
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-07-05 00:59:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think I see Jesus in the fire....
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-05 00:54:34 EDT (#)
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Hope you look good in a corset buddy!
Fucking stop it Method, my guts are hurting from replies like that!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-05 00:44:55 EDT (#)
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I am the nub king. Everyone bow down to me!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-05 00:44:23 EDT (#)
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Users 1 - 5000 shall be enslaved by my minions (users 5001-10000+)
Bart will make a good serving wench. Hope you look good in a corset, buddy.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-07-04 23:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
4372...at least I'm in the first half.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-04 22:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm 2789, and still feel like a newbie. So it's a number. Big deal!!!
+2 for being 10,000
Submitted by TheAntiBart (user info) at 2004-07-04 22:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shut your mouth, you know nothing about shit posts. This is a glorious piece of work.
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-04 22:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I stopped reading because its all in caps. Its like a fucking magic eye picture with really stupid words in it. Oh, wait. I see it. It says "This is a shit post". Ha ha, I get it now.
Submitted by TheAntiBart (user info) at 2004-07-04 22:00:13 EDT (#)
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I'm offended. Baboon is not capable of this sort of genius.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-04 21:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Sephiroth.
I think this is that Baboon guy.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-07-04 21:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's totally a dude with a sword.
Submitted by redzone (user info) at 2004-07-04 21:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
this is messed
Submitted by Rob at 2004-07-04 20:41:57 EDT (#)
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I think that is a guy with a sword
Submitted by koreanboi2030 <koreanboi3.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-07-04 20:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOWHOO WHO IS PRITTY GIRL WITH SWORD? I WENT TO HOW YU SAEY IN USA! EHHHHH STICK MY FORK IN THET PIE?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-04 20:30:13 EDT (#)
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Took me a second to get it, but that was funny
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-07-04 20:23:02 EDT (#)
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It doesn't matter who he was, it matters who he IS.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-04 20:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know who it is.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-07-04 20:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Homer: Okay, okay, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think
like Flanders!
Homer's Brain:
I'm a big four-eyed lame-o and I wear the same stupid sweater
everyday, and -- I couldn't care if you were user 10 or 10000
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-07-04 19:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoever you are, this was funny. It read well too, which was skary since it's
in 1337 5|>34|<, sort of like this is the coming failed Hebrew.
Nice.
\;/0() |?0><0|? /\/\\:/ 50><0|?5!!!onetyone1won!!!
Submitted by TheAntiBart (user info) at 2004-07-04 19:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can assure you, this is not Tom. Tom is busy spooning with Bob.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-04 19:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd bet this is Tom's 5th username.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-07-04 19:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF OMG, THIS POST RO/\ORS n00by11
Submitted by DUMFART (user info) at 2004-07-04 19:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
why is everyone +2ing this? This post sucks, and so does, I fear, its author.
You'se a DUMFART.
Submitted by Rob at 2004-07-04 19:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont want to be a jerk, so I'm gonna try to +2 you to even it out. I just hate reading caps.
Submitted by Rob at 2004-07-04 19:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't type in caps because I don't read it when you do, then I -2 you.
Submitted by genocidic001 (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OMGOSH, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!! **Waves arms frantically** . . . . **stops and flips burger on BBQ pit** . . . . . **proceeds with the arm waving** AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...while everyone with a life is out at a barbecue.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
woah. It's like our nation was born on the same day that Ubersite perishes in glorious flame.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:43:22 EDT (#)
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Does anyone else find it interesting that Ubersite gets its 10000th user on the 4th of July.
Submitted by DoctorMonoculous (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:43:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"These two users are one in the same."
Fetish, you're a dumbass.
"one in the same." <-- ??
It's supposed to be "one and the same."
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOLWTFROFLMAO!!!11oneunouno
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:19:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:04:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fetish_Fucking_Sucks (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:03:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST POST EVAR!!1!
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These two users are one in the same.
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Thank you, Cap'n Obvious.
Swab the poop deck.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man this post fucking sucks.
I wish I were user 10,000.
Submitted by Dan (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh sure! I'm not good enough to be the AntiBart simply because I was born first! FUCK ME FOR NOT SHOWING UP LATE!!!
-User 9999
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:04:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fetish_Fucking_Sucks (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:03:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST POST EVAR!!1!
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These two users are one in the same.
Submitted by jerk (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:10:26 EDT (#)
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The Age of the Anti Bart is here.
ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO ME
Submitted by TheAntiBart (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HARKAN 2 M3 NUBS!1!!!1! OMG IM UR SAVIOR !!!!!!1!!!!1!11!!11!!111!11!!1!1!!!1!!111!11!!!!!1!!!!!1111!1!1!!1!1!!111!1!!1!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL
Submitted by jerk (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is kinda like being the Second man on the moon--I got 10 003.
oh well.
Submitted by DoctorMonoculous (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:06:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shittoast (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:05:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:04:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fetish_Fucking_Sucks (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:03:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST POST EVAR!!1!
Submitted by shittoast (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:04:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fetish_Fucking_Sucks (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:03:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST POST EVAR!!1!
Submitted by TheAntiBart (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOLZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fetish_Fucking_Sucks (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:03:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST POST EVAR!!1!
Submitted by gle_ek (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG PH3AR!!!
Submitted by Fetish_Fucking_Sucks (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST POST EVAR!!1!
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-07-04 18:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear God, why were you born?