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This Man Saved Your Life (32069 hits)

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Rating: 0.13 on 1887 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Cyst Master (View user info) at 2004-07-05 00:34:30 EDT

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The legend of Jon Perry spawns back to the year 2001. An unrelenting young lad ravaged the fields of outer space disposing of intergalactic ruffians in search for a suitable planet that he could call his home for a base of operations. From the deep reaches of space he traveled millions of light years from Qo'noS to settle on planet earth. Along the way to his discovery of earth, he met and battled phosphoric gnomes of Premerotonausor, General Bat'Leth of the Roast Beef Hymen Clan, and Wookie like creatures similar in appearance to Robin Williams of the planet Depswa Da La Nagel. He settled on earth and became this planet's first interstellar galactic warrior.

The legend of earth's savior was most notable for his battles right here on earth under secretive actions. Why have you never heard of Jon Perry, the intergalactic space warrior before? Because he is shy, and enjoys Atari games, but keeps his secrets of space travel to himself in fear of intergalactic war.

Jon Perry although very humble, has never spoke ill of his honor. Jon Perry saved earth from an evil saboteur neurolytic pathogen invasion. The creatures invaded a zipper factory and stole a few couches from Pier 1 Imports.

Accessing his tricroder nebular contrivance, he threatened the weak defenseless carbon units, "Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated." Replying with squeals of fear for surrender, he turned on his jet pack and soared fifteen feet above the ground and dismembered seventeen neurolytic pathogens and still managed to release a plasma grenade into a bin of zippers exploding upon impact. Sharp plastic teeth fragments launched in every direction slicing tiny little eyes and spraying brain casing on crotches as the little bitches ran for cover.

Jon Perry, not noticing the plastic pieces imbedding themselves into his tender child like pink skin and under his finger nails, hurdled himself into the air, did the Metroid 30 revolution summersault thing and landed on a hoard of school children crushing them into a thick paste.

After shaving his pubic hair he gathered the few remaining living beings into the breast pocket of his stealth jacket and brought them to Chancellor Martok so he could survey his mightiest warrior. Upon leaving the chancellor's male harem, he stopped for a bowl of Ferengi Starfleet Brand Oatmeal and asked the Andorian Imperial Guard if they wanted to go to the bathroom with him and cross streams.

Then he jumped on his turbograv hover cycle and patrolled the streets of downtown Warwick, Pennsylvania. There he found a wise janitor named Ki'rok Molor contemplating the prophets. With his tantalus field lowered Jon Perry totally trucked the dude and kicked him in the throat then sliced off his head with a light saber.

Then he encountered a strange bloated being which he automatically engaged as a threat. It was a pregnant woman, so he sliced open her stomach and gave her a rough light saber c-section. She had it coming for her. He pulled out the baby, ripped off its head and punted the body fifty yards. Then he whipped out his hydro carbon nun chucks and beat Christopher reeves for being lazy.

He then flipped his van over and yelled at a lamp. Soon after he threw broken bottles at some joggers on the street and pissed on his neighbor's dog.

To make a long story short (haaaaar), Jon Perry, also known as earth's mightiest intergalactic warrior, is some kid with severe autism, who pretends to fly around on jet packs powered by the sweet scent of little girls and fat Samoans.

So we pulled down his pants and threw rocks at his ass. And it was awesome.

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User Reviews

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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-10-13 14:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

32,000 hits, even.

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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-13 13:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Could it be?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2009-10-13 13:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How many cunts could a twatcunt cunt if a twatcunt could cunt fucks?

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2009-06-09 14:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-02 22:50:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

Ok here comes the truth.....

I did piss on my dog.

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-09 11:37:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This Man Saved My Life.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2009-06-04 17:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Stop reviewing this. I already told you all I'm putting the last review.

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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-05-27 11:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Last review.

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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-10 05:51:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


I WANT TO VOMIT OUT OF MY DICK ALL OVER YOUR FACE, JOHN PERRY!!!

I WISH YOU HADN'T FLOWN AWAY TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE WITH THE CYST MASTER - IT MAKES ME SAD.

WHY CAN'T GRANDPA GIVE ME THOSE "SPECIAL KISSES" ANYMORE? I KNOW YOU HAVE THE ANSWERS!

RIGHT NOW, I'M EATING THE ENTRAILS OF A BABY KANGAROO. FUCK THAT 'ROO RIGHT IN IT'S DIRTY 'ROO FACE!

IT TASTE LIKE SHAME AND BBQ.

JOHN PERRY, WHY WON'T YOU COME HOME? PLEASE BRING CYSTIE BACK TO US... WE WANT TO RAPE HIM SOME MORE.

HE SAID WE HAD NOT RIPPED HIS URETHRA BIG ENOUGH BY CRAMMING OUR COCKS INTO IT. HMMMMM, SO GOOD!!!

I PROMISE I'LL RAM THAT ORANGE ROAD CONE UP A 13 YEAR OLD'S ASS AND LET YOU TAKE PICTURES - AGAIN.

YOU MAKE ME SO HARD I WANT TO BASH MY COCK TO A PASTE WITH A BALLPEEN HAMMER IN YOUR HONOR. CAN I?

FUCK EVERYONE! THERE WILL NEVER BE A 'LAST' REVIEW!!! DON'T MAKE ME CUM BLOOD!

AND NOW, I'M OFF TO "EAT FUCK" IN THE NAME OF THE CYST MASTER!!! THE END?






NEVAR!!!

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-13 00:35:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i never reviewed you in 2008, jon perry.

that is a shame.

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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-24 01:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-28 10:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OH YES THE FUCK STAINS OF HUMANITY BURN MY URETHRA SO GOOOOOOOOD!

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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-24 01:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Fuck your "last post" nonsense, this post will never die.

At least that's what The Cyst Master told me before he was beamed away by Jon Perry's mothership.


Oh Cystie, how we miss you! All those times you gave us GHB and we'd all wake up wearing clown make-up and bleeding from the anus. We would laugh and laugh and cry and laugh! Do you remember giving us your special kisses that tasted like BBQ and mold, and how that little girl down the lane giggled right before you bashed her skull in with a can of wood stain? We strung her entrails around the room like Christmas lights and you clapped so merrily! And then we danced and danced and cried and danced. I'll never forget the way you so gallantly absorbed all that taco vomit with your pubic hair to save us from drowning, you brave, brave man.

Oh Cystie, how we miss you...

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-11-17 18:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

last review.

http://www.lost.eu/6c115

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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-17 16:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am flummoxed as to how I could have missed this all these years as it seems it would almost have to have been on the mrr for most of 2006 at least. insanity.

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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-17 15:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what the fuck just happened here three years ago? .1 on 1873 reviews? how the fuck?

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-17 15:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

When I see this post back on MRR it gives me a NHO.

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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-10-17 14:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

blurghe

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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-17 14:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Fuck, how I miss this post.

And The Cyst Master. Cystie was such a pleasant lad...



Oh, I remember that time he had taken me to Jon Perry's Gramma's house. Gramma Perry was such a limber, well-adjusted old whore. She had taught Sir Jon everything he knew about violating a woman's rectal cavity with respect. Yes, I can recall vividly how Gramma Perry showed us her collection of vaginal scabs, the ones she had peeled off so very carefully over the course of her many whoring years. What a sweet ol' Gram!

And then Cystie violated her rectal cavity in a manner that would have made Jon Perry weep with pride. PRIDE, I tell you! I mean, TCM lubed up with tabasco sauce & rock salt and just plowed away at that awaiting, ancient anus. It was a glorious sight to behold, and I was honored to be there that day with him.

We miss you, Cyst Master...

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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-16 17:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Having read some of these reviews I cannot accept it when anyone says Uber was better 'back then' than it is now. This post is immortal and, therefore, I am now immortal too.


Har Har at below, dick head!

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-16 16:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Last review.

Ever.

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-11 17:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i think CystMaster was murdered by an asian.

jihad on asians.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-11 17:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-07-21 11:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

live from berlin

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-01 01:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

come back Cyst Master.

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i enjoy an opened poot about every third Sunday.

it's glorious

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-06-02 15:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am sneaky.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-31 14:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

worth it for the glory of all the opened poots coming my way

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-31 14:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i had to hit enter and put a space underneath to get it through

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-31 14:45:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

open your poot

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-05-28 23:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

worth reading

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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-28 14:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ugh

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-05-28 13:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Open YOUR poot.

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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-27 21:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

open your poot

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-27 21:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'll try to type that on every post and see what happens.

a real travesty. must be corrected.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-27 19:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and seriously when i type "open your poot" it won't submit as a review

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-27 19:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i registered with this site just to review this post

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-05-22 03:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shutup dickhead.

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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-05-21 19:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-05-21 18:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

is this the most reviewed post on uber?

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http://www.ubersite.com/m/44213

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Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-05-21 18:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

is this the most reviewed post on uber?

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

open your poot

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

if you type "open your poot" it won't submit as a review.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:20:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what's going on

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what the fuck? open your poot!

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-05-20 01:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For fuck's sake. Just shut up and drip it.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-18 00:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

no blank comments anymore?

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-05-16 03:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jeannnne I fucking hate you.

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-05-13 23:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahaha, YEAH

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-13 23:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-05-12 23:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-12 23:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You all might as well give up now, because I have left myself a note which can only be opened in 2037 that tells me to go back here and review this post.

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Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-05-12 23:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-05-12 22:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

God fucking dammit.

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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-11 20:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-11 20:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LAST REVIEW!!

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-11 20:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you picked a great place to leave it.

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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-08 23:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this will be my last review ever on this website.

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-08 23:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HE SAVED MY LIFE?

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-03 19:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I WAS JUST WAITING LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO STOP CHECKING!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAFHJKSDFHNAF033NFGDAHAHA I HAVE LAST REVIEW NOW NIGGA

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-04-22 00:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AAHAHHHAHHAHAHAH I WAS LULLING YOU ALL INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY!!! I WILL HAVE THE LAST REVIEW!

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-03-05 23:52:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YEAH, LET'S GANGBANG THIS POST!!!

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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-05 16:46:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

SERIOUSLY, FUCK THIS POST

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-03-05 16:43:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-05 16:26:03 (#)
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Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-05 12:07:59 (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-05 11:49:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

last comment

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-05 16:26:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-05 12:07:59 (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-05 11:49:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

last comment

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Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-05 12:07:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-05 11:49:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

last comment

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-05 11:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

last comment

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-21 23:57:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you fucking fagatron! you stole that story from me:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:53:04 EST (#)
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I just shit my pants and immediately thought of you

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:51:13 EST (#)
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The end.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCK YOU!

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Once upon a time......

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:50:43 EST (#)
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Want to hear a funny story?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:35:43 EST (#)
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I pooped out of my mouth.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-02-20 01:58:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My mom keeps calling me. It's fucking annoying.

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-02-18 19:18:29 EST (#)
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Nothing beats saxaphone assholes.

They just can't be beat.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-18 18:53:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Cocks and Bugles. The food, not the horn.


That's what I eat every morning.


After I eat an asshole and a saxophone.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-18 01:12:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

but don't call him that. it's racist.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-18 01:12:01 EST (#)
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dude, zach braff is a jew!!

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-14 10:49:47 EST (#)
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Happy VD day Jon Perry!

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:58:45 EST (#)
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Poon slime.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:58:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's just gross.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:58:25 EST (#)
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That wasn't mine.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:58:15 EST (#)
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I would never beat off with a shit covered palm.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:57:23 EST (#)
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In fact, in a few seconds you won't even be matter.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:57:03 EST (#)
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It don't matter.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:56:50 EST (#)
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I mean, fuck. He's a jew.


Right?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I would not consider Zach Braff an attractive man.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:55:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, remember black people?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:55:36 EST (#)
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On the weekends I slurp the shit out of my own ass with a hacked section of garden hose. But only on the weekends.

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:27:29 EST (#)
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taste the awesomeness

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-10 15:38:53 EST (#)
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same thing happened here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531




WOO 1800 niggas

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-10 15:38:27 EST (#)
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i totally agree

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-10 15:37:54 EST (#)
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that's my average time, by the way

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-10 15:37:41 EST (#)
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i can solve a rubik's cube i 3 seconds

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-10 15:37:09 EST (#)
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i'll be honest, i'm just working this up to 1800

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-10 15:36:54 EST (#)
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all one word

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-10 15:36:40 EST (#)
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p.s. i named my dog DildoMagic

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-10 15:36:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-02-10 13:42:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

That...is a lot of fucking reviews.

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read them all, they run together and form a brilliant story!

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Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-10 14:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

This post needs more wookie.

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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-10 14:00:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-02-10 13:42:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That...is a lot of fucking reviews.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-09 07:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Covered in fuck.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-09 07:41:47 EST (#)
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When I fart I dream of clovers.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-02-07 01:28:22 EST (#)
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I fucking hate you people.

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Submitted by cera (user info) at 2007-02-04 16:16:39 EST (#)
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No Comment

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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-03 16:34:53 EST (#)
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The albino beat his manhood furiously, all the while fantasizing of race-based genocide and back alley abortions.

As the pressure in his swollen balls grew to the limit, he used his free hand to slide the rusty wire coathanger from his urethra.

He was just in time as his filthy seed spilled out, each burst punctuated by his exclaimation "Pappy!" in a high pitched squeal.

Letting his now limp member fall back into the nest of nylon curls that adorned the dolls head, the albino examined his masterpiece.

Drying in rivulets on the old, worn wallpaper, the composition of thick fluid and faded blue daisies touched something in his head.

"Looks like the profile of Abe Lincoln," giggled the albino as he massaged his taint with the doll's curly head...

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Submitted by exposed (user info) at 2007-02-03 16:08:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This man shaved your wife

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-02-03 15:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

balls

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-01 22:56:22 EST (#)
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yeah right fag.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-01-31 21:36:28 EST (#)
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I really like beer.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-31 00:22:34 EST (#)
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holy shit, i think this guy saved my life!

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-28 15:36:53 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/38008


learn it love it

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-28 15:33:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:22:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

I love fucking little boys.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-28 15:33:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

back on MRR. word

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-28 15:31:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-09 11:53:16 (#)
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-12-03 15:57:15 (#)
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-11-30 23:27:55 (#)
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:48:48 (#)
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:20:07 (#)
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:17:12 (#)
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I totally agree! Same thing happened here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/96331

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-28 15:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this is allowed on MRR again?

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-01-25 20:46:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fags

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:33:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hi Jon Perry, welcome back to MRR

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:33:10 EST (#)
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stop it guys this is the last comment

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Submitted by blackeyedbitch (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-23 23:53:25 EST (#)
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No Comment

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-23 23:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sweet jesus titty fucking christ.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-01-17 02:35:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I LOVE SMUTS

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

woooooooooooooooooord

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-01-10 18:59:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA YOU ALL WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR MOMS

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-10 13:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I pooped my dick.

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-10 01:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

get a room

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-10 01:37:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

dicks

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-12-27 23:30:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Post between this post and the next post I make if you want to have sex with your mom.

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Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-12-26 01:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Merry Xmas Jon!

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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-26 01:24:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-23 16:05:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-22 00:31:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-19 18:18:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:19:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the last review ever on this post.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-12-24 21:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fags.

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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-23 16:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-22 00:31:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-19 18:18:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:19:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the last review ever on this post.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-22 00:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-19 18:18:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:19:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the last review ever on this post.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-21 14:59:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Aweshum.

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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-19 18:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

1755...oh yeah?

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-19 18:18:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:19:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the last review ever on this post.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-12-19 18:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

FALSE

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:19:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the last review ever on this post.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH dibs me signing next.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-12-17 18:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Next person that signs this is gay as hell.

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Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-12-17 11:35:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

He saved my life!

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-12-17 11:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope everyone has a Merry Flag Day.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-16 23:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your wish is granted.

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-16 16:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i have never reviewed this post...

but i love Cyst Master, so here i am. now maybe he will let me anally violate him.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-16 16:05:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Right on.

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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-16 11:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I love this post because no coloreds are allowed

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-16 11:02:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Liar.

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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-16 10:53:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

that man did not save my life

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-16 10:45:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-15 23:23:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Filipino boys with wide set vaginas and a heavy flow?



Why, yes.

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-12-15 21:35:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I got you a present for Christmas. Hope you like Filipino boys.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-12-15 21:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

word

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-15 20:50:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

drunk on fuck

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-12-15 11:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What're you, drunk?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-14 14:38:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Best forever yes thing world in it YES!

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-14 14:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I say fuck in a totally homosexual way.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-12-12 07:14:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So this guy walks into a bar, right?


HE SAYS OUCH!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-11 16:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-11 16:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Caterpillars will take over the world when we're gone.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-12-10 09:31:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I POOPED IN AN ELEVATOR

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-09 11:53:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-12-03 15:57:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-11-30 23:27:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:48:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:20:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:17:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

I totally agree! Same thing happened here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/96331

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-12-03 15:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-11-30 23:27:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:48:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:20:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:17:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

I totally agree! Same thing happened here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/96331

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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-01 21:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Iliketodostuff.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-11-30 23:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:48:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:20:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:17:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

I totally agree! Same thing happened here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/96331

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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-30 23:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like salty buns.

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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:56:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wow, that's some good photoshopping

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:20:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:17:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

I totally agree! Same thing happened here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/96331

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:20:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:17:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

I totally agree! Same thing happened here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/96331

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:17:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I totally agree! Same thing happened here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/96331

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-30 01:01:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

W00t we passed 20K!!!

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-30 01:01:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BOOM!!!1! Struck down like undapantz!

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-25 16:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I hate you.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-25 14:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What is that stench?

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-25 13:11:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Five days later, and I'm still the king. Bitch-ass Wijormiclat, when will you ever learn...

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-20 01:07:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What was I reading?

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-19 01:36:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ss

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-17 01:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am going to open your butt with the jaws of life.

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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-16 00:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

!

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-16 00:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck you.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-15 18:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

DUDE WE CAN PLAY SUPER SMASH

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:57:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll be back sunday. Shooting lasers and shitting like a champ. As always.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Are you coming home for thanksgiving you slutty little monkey?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-15 07:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Burning.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-11 23:47:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am good at pooping.

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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-10 22:18:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yup. Last review here.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-10 21:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCK YOU ALL STOP NOW PLEASE I WILL PAY YOU

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-10 07:24:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I hate when I poop a little when I fart. No, wait. I got that backwards. No. I love it.

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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:15:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:55:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't know, but the jerk store called, and they're running out of you.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-07 22:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Who brought the jerk?

1700

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-11-07 20:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

did the retard escape?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-07 20:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Does yo chain hang low?

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-07 18:34:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sure, I'll jack your cum bomb...

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

cum bomb

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:08:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

your

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

jack

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:07:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

will

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-06 22:41:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers Use'ta Beat Us.

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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-11-04 11:40:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So this Elvis impersonator was lost in the deserts of New Mexico, right? He had been looking to get a job at the FDR Memorial chocolate factory, but had taken a wrong turn somewhere. So here he wandered, dreaming of BBQ Buffalo wings and scat porn, all the while growing more despondant. Eventually, he came upon a displaced seal who had been fired from Sea World under suspicious circumstances. The seal was plowing his seal-like cock into the mouth piece of a trumpet.

"Feels just like otter pussy!" exclaimed the seal.

The Elvis impersonator had never shoved his dick in an otter before, female or other wise. He prefered the feel of warm feces caked around his manhood and was slightly apprehensive about inter-species relationships. Regardless, he nodded at the seal and gave an enthusiastic thumbs up.

The seal continued his primal thrusts, punctuated with grunts and an occational, "Yeah, take it slut."

"Have you by chance seen the FDR Memorial chocolate factory any where around here?" asked the Elvis impersonator.

Through his grunts and moans, the seal replied, "Didn't you know, man? Jon Perry came down from outer space and claimed that bitch in honor of himself. All the chocolate factories the world over have been teleported to Saturn so that they could created a giant chocolate statue of him."

As the Elvis impersonator considered this turn of events, the seal began plunging at the trumpet rapidly. Sweat ran off it's little face and it muttered something about its mother as its eyes began to roll back. Just then, the seal began to ejaculate. It's filthy seal sperm fired from the end of the trumpet like a cannon, and strangely, its passage produced a tune that sounded much like the opening gutair line to "Sweet Home Alabama."

Spent, the seal pulled the trumpet from its flaccid member and held it towards the Elvis Impersonator. "Wanna try?"

With a sigh, the Elivis impersonator started to undo his belt. As he smacked his cock repeatedly to get it hard, he tried to think pleasant thoughts and not of the hero Jon Perry on a far away planet with his chocolate statue...

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-04 11:09:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

shiddick


lolz

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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-11-04 10:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

1,688 fags below

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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-04 09:49:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is the last review.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-04 09:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah me too.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-04 08:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fuckity.


I mean I'd fuck a pile of shit.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:58:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Foster is a dick.

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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-03 08:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Last review.

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-03 07:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

NO!

It's the GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-03 07:35:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I got spicey shits.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I make poopy.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-31 17:37:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was talkin to AM radio

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-10-31 10:16:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Whatchu say?







Fuck you.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-30 01:34:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm going to shoot you all in the cunt.

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-29 09:23:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-26 02:04:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

Final review.

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-29 09:17:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You can't do SHIT without your BALLS, Wijormiclat!!!

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-27 18:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I fell asleep. I'll be over soon with treats.

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-27 15:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ballsack lol

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-27 15:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'll call your ass to see if he wants to come over.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-27 15:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hey, wormy cat - come over now

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-27 15:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HOLY SHIT! MRR! NO WAY! WORD!

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-27 15:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why? The 11 I've done aren't enough for you?

I have not the time, nor the desire to make a decent post... or even a shitty one...

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-26 15:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-26 15:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What does it mean for one "to penis."

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-10-25 22:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hi sweety buns.

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Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-10-25 22:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-25 22:14:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

If everyone stops reviewing this post forever, then I will tell you.
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GET PENISED HOMO

Never stop reviewing this post. That's an order.

ALSO: Hi.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-25 22:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If everyone stops reviewing this post forever, then I will tell you.

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-25 18:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wijormiclat? What the hell does that mean?

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT NAME
























































FOILS A HORSE MADE OF KRYPTONITE!!!

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-24 18:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thumb war in my ass! Everyone's invited.

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-23 22:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

1-2-3-4 I DECLARE THUMB WAR

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-23 21:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Kaos-King rapes under-18 boys with Tigerlilly's severed leg, which he bit off with his mutilated plastic-surgery enhanced vampire teeth.

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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-22 16:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Maltese, can I fist your ass in a non-sexual, totally plutonic sorta way? No, no... listen...

Just so you know, I plan on rolling my hand in yellow wood glue first, then dipping it drive-way rock salt, then liberally applying tabasco sauce all about my caked fingers. I may, JUST MAY, be clenching a number of razor blades as well.

Anyhow, I'll bend you over and use a staple gun to clip your anus wide, because Cystie tells me you like to tighten up. We can't have that! I figure I'll work my middle knuckle into your awaiting rectum then just plunge away. I'm quite curious to see how far of a depth I can achieve before you pass out. I've worked out a very complex equation based on pain VS blood loss, but I won't go into that here.

Seriously, this is nothing personal... please don't take it that way! I've already offered my services to Axolotl, but for some reason he won't respond to my e-mails anymore. Avergae_Dan really wanted to participate, but I heard his anal cavity is as wide as The Grand Canyon, and I really need a bit of friction for this experiment.

So, whaddaya say???

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-22 16:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Over my dead body will anyone have the final review on this post.

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-22 16:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FINAL REVIEW. FUCK!!!1!

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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-22 15:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sorry wijormiclat.

I'll go dig up somebody's dead grandma and launch bottle rockets out of her decaying vagina to make you feel better.

You like bottle rockets, right???

I know I like bottle rockets, especially when they have the stench of cunt rot on them...

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-22 15:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A week and a fucking half. That's how long I was on top. You ruined it. You fucking faggots.

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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-22 04:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Because Jon Perry demands a tribute!!!
(and Cystie like to jerk it to sick shit)

>>>>NSFW links you silly little bitches!!!<<<<<


http://poetry.rotten.com/dismemberment-ii/index3.html

http://poetry.rotten.com/cab-driver/

http://poetry.rotten.com/lisboa/

http://poetry.rotten.com/goiter-ii/index1.html

http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/

http://poetry.rotten.com/meat-grinder/0002/

http://poetry.rotten.com/customs/

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-21 22:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-21 21:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

because jon perry has super stellar space powers and uses them to hunt babies

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Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-10-21 21:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How is this still not rate/hit capped...

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-21 21:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

DUDES, I JUST BOUGHT A SYBIAN!!! IT'S NOT GAY!

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-09 16:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Niggaz is mad I get mo' butt than ash trays.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-10-09 10:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Suck ma cock!

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-10-09 10:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....positive rate-age!

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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-09 03:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Listen here, I say, listen here you!!!

It's one thing to dress up Down Syndrome children like Hitler before you cram your fist up their tightly clenched little buttox, but MUST you listen to Beethoven's "Ode To Joy" every time you engage in this practice? I grow weary of that particular tune!

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-09 03:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hell no beeeyotch

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-06 16:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-04 16:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for autism!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-10-04 12:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Brilliant

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-04 12:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy birthday Jeffrey!

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-04 12:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

TODAY IS ELECTROS BIRTHDAY

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cock up the butt!

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-02 16:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The only time you should EVER eat vagina is if it's cooked.

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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

But vagina tastes like sweet heaven.

Well....maybe sweat heaven, but it's nice to get reciprocity.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Penises make vaginas offers that they can't refuse.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-01 15:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Penis > Vagina

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-01 15:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

She brings home the bacon, I DELIVER THE SAUSAGE.

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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-09-30 21:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How does this possibly have a zero rating?

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Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-09-30 21:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Zip out in all a paff and lend your further marzyks my best steed.

P to the ENIS, my friends.

Brenda... where are you?

The electricity is out... I'm not gonna hurt ya!

Oh no! The room is cold! Brenda... Don't leave me alone!

Just suck on it... just one...

AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG-

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-09-30 20:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not true.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-09-30 13:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i wish i didn't have to go take a crap RIGHT NOW, but i do, so goodbye.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-09-28 16:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU CAN'T RIP OFF WHAT YOU CAN'T SEE

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-09-28 12:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll rip your cock off with my asshole.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-09-26 22:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I heard it's not all it's CRACKed up to be! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-09-26 17:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to fuck my butt.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-09-25 21:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dibs.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-09-25 16:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I need to jack off a lot more on this post.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-09-18 22:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow who invited the jerks?

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Submitted by CrazyHorse (user info) at 2006-09-18 19:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hampsterpants...they keep you warm and they smell of cedar chips.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-18 18:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hkjl;hiuop hyuiop i ypiu uio uil oi io ui uoi o

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-18 18:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

CHIHUAHUA BUTTFUCKING

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-18 18:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tampons pwn!

They are called Tampwns!!!

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-18 18:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tell them a pile of babies is on fire!!!

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-18 18:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm not kidding, someone call the police RIGHT NOW!!!

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-18 18:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is a GRAVE INJUSTICE!!!

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-18 18:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WTF... Wijormiclat gave it a +2 and it drops 0.01 of a point?

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-09-17 23:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well... You really screwed up good this time.

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-15 23:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ah fuck, didn't do anything =(

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-15 23:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A perfect zero on 1,612 reviews.

AND WITH THIS +2...















































A POSITIVE RATING HAS BEEN BORN!!!1!

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Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-09-15 22:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OH FWAP! Cornucopia, dudes!

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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-09-14 10:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

im so glad i got reminded of this post


he really did save my day

and life

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-09-14 10:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=32561


Probably one of the best things I've ever seen.

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Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-09-12 22:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

too bad he couldn't save this fucked post.

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Submitted by bokinsmowls (user info) at 2006-09-12 22:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-09-12 11:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh my god I farted!

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-11 00:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck me in the anus!

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-11 00:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Anal pool of feces and dough!

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-11 00:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-11 00:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

D00dy h0le.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-09-10 23:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thank you echo.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-09-08 21:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

seriously guys. that's enough.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It won't happen. How do I know? I'm bart's alter.

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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It'll be a sad day when bart caps these hits.

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Peace be with you, my son

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THEY'RE ALL FAGGOTS I TELL YOU

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Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2006-09-05 11:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCKING GREAT.

A second helping of CRAZY is in order.

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-05 11:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

.................

Kick.

Fucking.

Ass.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-08-27 03:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shutup.

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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Last Review.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shutup fags.

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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-21 19:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Last review.

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-21 19:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com

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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-21 19:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jon Perry impregnated his entire harem of Down Syndrome children after he dressed them up in little Hitler outfits... even the boys!

- true story.

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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-21 19:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nope. Sorry.





























































































































K. Last review.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-21 18:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Last review.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-21 18:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jeaneee = Death-cunt

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-21 18:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Twatcock.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-08-15 01:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yo. I'm so fucking O.G.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-13 13:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Butt.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

out of my cock hole.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have to poop.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have to stop now.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WE WILL NEVER STOP.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

As long as ubersite is still running.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not even that.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

As long as you are confused we will never stop.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

We'll never stop.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

But I lied.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not going to lie.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My ears just popped.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

THIS is the last one.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

kidding.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No i mean this one.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ever again.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is the last one.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

truly.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

forever ever ever ever ever ever

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I promise

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Now we'll stop.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-08-11 11:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We've been commenting on this post in hopes that you'd grace us with your presence. Now that you have, we can stop commenting. Thank you.

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Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-08-11 04:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

circle jerking bastards. explaine what this post means, not that i will ever daisy chain with you, but still. Explain it as you would to a 4th grader, who knowns nothing about anything. Seriously.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 03:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Penis cock.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-08-08 11:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

3. 11. 3 3 11.

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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-07 17:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're responsible for how many of these reviews exactly?
Let it die.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-07 17:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

311 BAB-AY!!!!!!!!!!1

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-08-07 11:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Slut.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-07 09:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ok.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-08-06 23:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No.

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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-06 04:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

let's make the sex.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-08-06 03:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NO, black people read this and they print it out and stuff their chicken with it.

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Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-08-05 19:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

When black people read this story they go "AAYAAHYAAHYAAHYAAH, MOTHAFUCKA!"

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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-08-05 18:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The legend of Jon Perry spawns back to the year 2001.

<ORGASM>

Man I am NEVER going to finish this.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-08-05 17:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OPEN YOUR FUCKING POOT

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-05 12:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AUTO +2 WET SLIMY JON PERRY COCK

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-08-04 22:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

JON PERRY <3<3<3

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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The only people who buy forties are alcoholics and blacks.

Ugh, now I'm being redundant.

JON PERRY WOOO!

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY I'VE LOST ME YARBLES

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THIS POST ROCKS SO HARD MY PEE HOLE SHAT VOMIT!

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-31 23:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NEXT

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-31 22:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mouth love is a sin

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-31 21:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Funny. She said that.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-31 17:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I will fuck your mouth.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BOLLOCKS KRUMPET LORRY BONNET BOOT POT ROAST AND MEAT PIES!

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Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-07-30 23:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Narf my sod, you pansy wanka.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-29 12:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude speak english. What are you some kind of scouser cunt?

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Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-07-28 19:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wjolmrocrlat, I'm gonna stick a pile of chaff into your ass.

Then who'll look like a maniac, maniac, on the floor?

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-27 03:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're not sorry, you cockstuffer!

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Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-07-27 01:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-27 01:04:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

It's Jeanneee
____________

So sorry, so sorry...

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Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-07-27 01:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

EPPLIKS' totally NAFF guide to serving dinner to Jon Perry:

1 - Give him a break. He's bitter.
B.2 - Say "Welcome to the Collinses" when he comes to (and on) your door.
B.3 - Don't read lyrics from 'Djek' by TT34. He might explode because he's just as awesome as that song.
B.X - Feed him roast beest - BY HAND. If you lose a finger, then that's your fault. If you lose a penis, then remember - You tried.
2 - Massage his shoulders while he eats.
3 - "Homie" not "Homey".
4 - Stroke a naked bloke
17 - Declare war on Anarctica for shits
1 - Never, ever sneeze in his presence. Just suck it back into your nose.
1 - Eat in unison with him or he gets thrown off, and he cries because you're leaving him out.
777 - God Bless You and PRAISE JESUS
661 - Satan is coming up short because he borrows money from people and conveniently forgets to pay them back because he's a little bitch and a rat.
5 - And man is five, and man is five, and man is five, and man is five, and the devil is-
6 - Eat shit and die
1947 - Hooray we can afford coffee again!
twenty - Jon Perry will stay the night in your bed. Don't leave him alone or he gets scared.
one - See him to the door and walk him to his hover-bike.

If you've done all of this, then you might live to post another day...

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-27 01:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's Jeanneee

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Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-07-27 00:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-26 00:36:47 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sorry I cut off your penis and baked it in the toaster oven. Will you ever forgive me?
_______

I'm sorry, what's your name, again?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-26 22:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Indeed.

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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

All the Glories of Heaven are visble in the area between Jon Perry's scrotum and his rectal cavity.

He has "The Holy Taint."

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-26 19:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ANSWER: It's impossible!!! They're all too busy having sex with each other!!!!!

HAAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHA

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-26 11:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jon Perry: Hurtin' for a squirtin'

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-26 00:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sorry I cut off your penis and baked it in the toaster oven. Will you ever forgive me?

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Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-07-26 00:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-26 00:26:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

my rectum burns for you jon perry
_____

That's just me honey. I'm sorry.

And stop arching your back.

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Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-07-26 00:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The boy knows how to choke the balls down while my cock tickles his uvula.

Oh naff! California, dudes!

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-26 00:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

my rectum burns for you jon perry

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-26 00:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Agreed.

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Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-07-26 00:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-07-23 12:17:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't get it.
_____________________________

This guy is just begging for some nonconsensual ANUS SEX

He dresses in a speedo and runs around at children's birthday parties, trying to stick random things in his asshole (like cake, and party whistles, bicycle handles, etc.)

Maltese? More like nigger.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

See ya in the showers.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Good job team.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Y

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

R

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

R

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

E

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

P

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

N

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

O

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

J

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

J J J J J J J J J

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GIVE ME A

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GIVE ME A

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GIVE ME A

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GIVE ME A

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OK.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OK?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THE RIGHT WAY

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

LETS DO THAT AGAIN!

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

R

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GAY

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:29:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Y

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

R

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

E

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

P

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

N

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

O

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

J

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 18:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Answer: He's a fag.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-25 14:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey guys, I got a joke for you... How many cystmasters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-07-25 13:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

all this waiting makes my dick shrivel up






i like it.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 13:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jon Perry will return. Just wait.

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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-07-25 12:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hey man

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 12:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tons of tits.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tits McGee.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-24 01:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll fuck your butt.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-23 18:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Maltese, you know what I don't get? Why you're still alive. I'd think that somebody would have killed you out of frustration by now.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-23 14:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Banned? But why?

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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-23 12:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

glad you haven't been banned for this yet

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-07-23 12:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't get it.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-23 12:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Go fuck yourself.

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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-22 23:20:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Man this shit blows.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-21 12:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Porno is awesome.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-20 12:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I just asked her... She said I'm not allowed to use the computer anymore.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If you don't know what I'm talking about ask your mom.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Except the best statement you can make is dragging the dead tit-less hooker behind your bike while floating in the menstrual fluids.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And when you dangle them from the handle bars they clearly make more of a statement than just pom pom things.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

They act as floaty devices when you ride in menstrual fluids.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Tits on a bicycle are very useful.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I beg to differ.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're about as useful as tits on a bicycle.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So hot right now.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2004-07-16 16:53:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

I totally agree. Same thing happened here http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531

Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2004-07-16 12:57:47 (#)
Ranking: 2

Bravo good sir!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-11 01:11:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

I totally agree. Same thing happened here: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1089516120836421648
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-10 19:44:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

I never plagarized! Bitch, I made all that shit up. I was tatooed with the lyrics on my stomach at birth, and I'm older than you so how the hell could I have plagarized? Bits.
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-10 11:01:08 (#)
Ranking: 2

You do plagerize bitch. You stole it from me. My idea first gayboy. Go eat some men. And you can make me a post saying how gay you are and sorry for being gay and then stop being gay so the gays don't run out of gays to gay it up with. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-10 01:20:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

Go make me a pie, bitch. And while you're at it, you can cook me up a post so I can plagarize it too!
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-10 00:58:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

You need a maxi pad gayboy. Plus tembles is mad mad ghey. I hope you eat shit, wait you do. Gte those men off your face. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!

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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i just dropped the most magnificent dump of my entire lifetime in a wet cardboard box time-capsule

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YEAH I AM! SEE? SEE?

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-07-19 21:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NO HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-18 13:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NO YOU DIDN'T YOU'RE LYING

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-17 12:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i pooped myself.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-16 22:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Can a brutha get a +2 for Jon Perry???

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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-16 21:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Keep up the good work, Jonathan Perry!

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-15 19:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Remember kids: Sometimes mental illness is a GOOD thing...

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-15 13:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Same here dude.

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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-15 12:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love this post so much...

It reminds me of that time after Grandpa got dementia and he tried to finger my ass crack because he thought he was back in WWII and he and his army buddies were gang raping that German teenager.


Awww... the memories...

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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-15 11:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Immediately thought retard?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-14 18:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Understandable.

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-14 18:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Sen. Santorum clearly has momentum on his side as demonstrated by his fundraising ability," Davis said.

It's a quote from the Pennsylvania Senate race.

Santorum is down 10-15% in the polls, but his campaign thinks that polls are unreliable and that donations are a a better barometer of how a candidate will do.

He's raised 20 million, his competitor has raised 10 million.



Sorry to intrude with this, but I saw the word ETS and well, yeah.

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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-14 18:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This post reminds me of ETS.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-14 18:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yo true story.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Gaf. (That's fag backwards! Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!)

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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-14 03:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/90473


Here, i changed my mind.

It sucks.

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Submitted by guiness (user info) at 2006-07-14 01:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

needs more rape

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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-14 01:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fine, I'm writing my entry you asshole.

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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-14 01:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There will never be a "Last" review on this post.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-14 01:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This will be the last review on this post.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-14 01:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

JUST SHOW US YOUR COCK

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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-14 00:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

because it's a fucking horseshit title.

I'll do something before the end of the night.

Fuck this though.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-13 23:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why aren't you putting anything up?

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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-13 23:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

how could you lose if I don't put anything up?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-13 23:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope I lose.

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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-13 19:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHAT CHU GONNA DO BOUT THAT TITLE PRETTY BOY??!?!?!

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-13 19:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOOOOOORRRDDD!

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-12 01:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AY YO YOU KNOW WHAT I HEAR? DOORKNOBS MAKE GOOD BUTT PLUGS/TODDLER TOYS! TALK ABOUT NAILING TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE!

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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-11 13:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My God. This is still epic.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-10 02:11:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just beat off for 4 hours.

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Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-07-10 02:01:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You know that tiny little residual tickle that remains in the end of your urethra after blowing your load?

This post is just as awesome.

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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-10 01:48:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have to be up in 4 fucking hours. Should I sleep at all?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-10 01:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Deal.

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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-09 19:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I would, but it's like 5 hours away, and I hate driving.

I've decided that I am going to live in a house in the projects just so I can afford to hire a full=time driver. When that happens, I'll come over there and punch you in the balls with my Hulk Gloves that make noise!

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-09 19:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'M BACK

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-09 18:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

COME TO TECH HOMO DAN!

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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-09 18:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THIS WAS SO MONEY!!

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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-09 18:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not my face, exactly...

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-09 18:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I bet your face exploded with excitement once you found it!

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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-09 13:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have been looking for this post forever.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-09 10:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

PLAY LIKE A CHAMPION

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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-07-09 01:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-09 01:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


What?

Mandibles?

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-09 00:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Those weren't my tits, Lee Harvey. Those were my jowls.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-07 23:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHAT ABOUT COCKS?

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-07 16:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YO! DUDE! NIIIIICE COCK!!!

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-06 12:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LAST REVIEW FUCKTWATS!

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Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-07-06 02:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love you.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-06 02:06:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've seen your tits. Does that count?

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-06 01:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Only if you show me your tits.

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-30 00:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're hot, let's fuck

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

JEannnnnne, here's a picture of me: http://www.meatspin.com

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-29 00:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

it already has cocks

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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-06-29 00:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why do police dogs lick their ass?



















To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-29 00:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

END IT WITH COCKS

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-29 00:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-29 00:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i can't think of a way to end my d-prime entry

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-28 10:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OH YES THE FUCK STAINS OF HUMANITY BURN MY URETHRA SO GOOOOOOOOD!

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-27 20:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey Cyst, hook wormycat up with the picture of my left ass cheek. My work computer got seized by the feds so I don't have it anymore.

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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-06-25 02:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm just doing my job keeping this piece of shit a highlight of Uberland.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-25 01:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-21 21:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck your tits

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-20 12:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Flick your bean.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to fuck a donkey.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tits, fart, turd n twat...

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-17 13:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cocksucker motherfucker

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-16 02:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

JEANNNNNE!!!!!!! You're a dirty cuntwhore slut. Send me naked pics. My penis is enormous. Let me see. <3<3<3. YOu fucking cuntwhoreslutbaggingdildobuyingbitchtit.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-16 02:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

JEANNNNNE!!!!!!!

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-15 23:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck tons of butt.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I made the face that bugs you.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-12 11:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What the fuck?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-12 11:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Andrew WK

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-11 16:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-11 09:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Man hoses.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-11 09:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like hoses.

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Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-06-11 02:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I HAVE A PRECARIOUSLY TILTING LAPTOP AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF JEANNEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-06-11 02:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-11 00:36:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

It's when you drop your pants and bend over, and I spank the shit out of you with a paddle, and then you tie me up with boarding-school neckties and beat me with a hose.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
O SWEET JESUS!

YES!

YES!

YES!







DO ME

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-11 01:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jeannnne I'll play... But only if you send me pictures of your butthole and/or boobs. wijormiclat.at.mail.com

we can cyber too and then i'll fed ex you my sperm

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-11 00:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SOUNDS LIKE A GAS DON'T IT

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-11 00:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's when you drop your pants and bend over, and I spank the shit out of you with a paddle, and then you tie me up with boarding-school neckties and beat me with a hose.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-11 00:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i dobn't know what that is

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-11 00:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm fucking bored. Anyone for a round of Englishman's Vice?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

is this thing on?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

anyone?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

except rammstein's du hast was playing instead

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ive masturbated to muted porno

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

its worth it

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

check it out

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

look her up

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

or some shit like that

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

monica bellucci

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

because she is a super fine lady

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

really like to have intercourse with her

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

is that i would

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

all im trying to get at

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

really

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so i wouldn't feel bad about taking advantage of her super fine body

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i figure she'd be dead by then

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and this would go on every second of the day until that time is up

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

of the year 2458

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

until october

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

every which way

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

id fuck the shit out of her

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

then once i was done showing off

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:23:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

out of his own pubes

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

knitting a racoon puppet

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

he'd be sitting in a kiddy pool filled with nail clippings and vomit?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

did i mention

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

in the corner of a dark room

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and bruce willis watches

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

while i titty fucked her

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

service my poopy butt

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

then have her gorgeous dick sucking lips

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

with a pineapple

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

then ram my own shit into her butt hole

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

id poop on her butt hole

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i know what id do

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

thats all wrong

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no no no

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

maybe i'd have sex with her

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sexually

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i wonder what i would do to her

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah, shes one fine lady

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

anygay

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sometimes i go off on tangents

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sorry

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

back to what i was saying

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

thats a bad ass movie

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

she was also in tears of the sun

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

that french chick is wicked hot

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i just watched the matrix reloaded

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah so

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Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-06-10 20:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want a new cellie who's farts don't smell like a fish processing plant.

White men only, need apply.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 19:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Doesn't this post make you want to crap on a geriatric with glee?

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Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-06-10 19:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:43:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

rhododendron

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 19:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

...in the form of a giant SLORE!

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-09 18:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-09 18:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck everythign

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-09 18:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 18:40:09 (#)
Ranking: 0

Like the angry wheat farmer who is angry because the locusts ate his crops. "DE DAMN BUGS ATE ALL MA WEET!"

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-09 14:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awsehre5trje

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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-06-09 00:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahah....the review thing below is pretty fucking laughable!



ha! yes.



no more.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-09 00:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Slap my ass and call me Sally.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

thank you new york!

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm outta here!

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ZING!

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

or jeanneee's

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

like my grandma's

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

or a big grey crabby one

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

now that's a nice looking bush

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

rhododendron

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and gives birth to a bush

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

then i jizz her ear drums

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

in the butt

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

when i fuck her

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

on her

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

for lube

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so i don't have to waste my good loogies

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and then she spits it into her own butt hole

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i want her gargling Indiana Jones semen

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

when i am fucking a chick with a huge beav

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

because

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

that gave Indiana Jones head

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

or just a chick with a HUGE beaver

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

thats what i meant

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i'd fuck myself

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

was that blatant enough?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

like mine

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

only because the bush was not connected to her chin

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

semi hot

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

there's a scene on the boat where you can see her bush

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i would bone Marian

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and the raiders of the lost ark

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I just watched Indiana Jones.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 19:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i love jerking off on this post.

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-06 19:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy birthday wormy cat!

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-06 17:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ITS MY BIRTHDAY YOU FAGGOTS

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Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-06-04 02:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

MOOOOOOOOOOOOO BITCH! I'LLMAKEYOUMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLIKEYOUNEVERMOOOO'DBEFORE!

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-04 02:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Listen. Autistic kids have huge penises so they are great for sausage eating contests. FUck your tits. I have tons of porn packed away in my ass.

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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-06-03 22:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Again with this?

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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-06-03 22:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Still good.

But why do all autistic kids look that same? Does that make them...another species?

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-03 22:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Until recently, this post had more hits than I have open sores on my genitals.

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Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-03 20:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Until very recently, this post had more hits by itself than I did as a whole. Good work sir.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-03 20:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

pork city is where i want to be.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-03 03:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jeanne you're a dirty slut.

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-01 22:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HELLO














IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-01 22:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

true that negro

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-27 14:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You kinky slut.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-27 13:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-26 04:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thats true but you can't deny their dedication and perserverance, its to be admired.

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-26 04:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-26 04:15:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

this has got to be the best rated on a hit vs reviews ratio

Nope. not even close.


Wazza again takes the crown.

4600+ reviews, 30K hits.

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Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-05-26 04:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-26 04:15:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

this has got to be the best rated on a hit vs reviews ratio

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98 percent of the "reviews" were by 2 obsessed dorks clicking non stop for two months. That's pathetic. Get a life, all of you.

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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-26 04:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's the reviews that make it so tasty....

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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-26 04:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this has got to be the best rated on a hit vs reviews ratio

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-26 03:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry I forgot my lunchbox...

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nothing brightens up my day like seeing this on MRR.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Do you guys mind if I pick my nose?

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

how wise.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cunts are for cunts.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-23 01:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

...says the guy who can't read good.

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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-22 01:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck you tubby

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-22 01:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I got last.


Just because.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-22 01:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you're missing out.





last review.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-20 20:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've never actually read this post.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-20 19:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I totally agree, Ax. NO MORE REVIEWS!

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-18 16:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Guys, stop this immediately. I don't want to see any more reviews on this piece of shit.

THIS is the last review. Let it be as that. Stop reviewing.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-17 00:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude... guys... This is really immature. Just stop guys... The games are over.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-16 18:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yous gots tos bes jokings becauses thises thes lasts reviewssssssssss.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

seriously, this has to be the final review. no jokes you guys.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-16 08:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Turds. This is it.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-16 02:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

False. This is the final.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-16 01:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No. This is the final.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-15 22:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

then let this be the final review.

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Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-05-15 21:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


(Put it to bed bwoys.)

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-15 21:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for me being so fucking drunk hooooly shit... Dude colin i called you like a bunch of times call me maan we'll smoke mad weed..

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HAHAHAHAHA!!! I do NOT remember posting this.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-15 19:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

just copy, paste and post. jon perry guarentees hits for all.

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Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-05-14 13:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This piece of shit has three times as many hits as i do. I'm gonna go kill a cat now...

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-14 13:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahaha, sorry man i haven't seen my phone i almost 2 weeks.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-14 03:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for me being so fucking drunk hooooly shit... Dude colin i called you like a bunch of times call me maan we'll smoke mad weed..

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-13 23:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Devils won 5-1

Carolina still leads the series 3-1 though. But at least there is hope.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-13 18:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GO SABRES!A

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-13 17:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude I heard the New Jersey butt Devils lost.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-13 11:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

holy fucking cowabunga shit dudes

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-13 03:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

tits auto +2

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

palabra

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

word

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i know. that's a legitimate thought process and action.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Who wouldn't?

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-12 11:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh, whenever i see a car wreck i crash into it. i suppose that's why i like coming here.

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Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-05-12 01:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Black coxxx

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Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-05-12 00:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-12 00:48:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

why do you care?
//
I always rubberneck at car wrecks, just wish I could help more.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-12 00:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

why do you care?

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Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-05-12 00:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Cyst, you/Echo must need a new mouse after clicking on this 7000 times each. Hope this helps ease the burden, you must be exhausted.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-12 00:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

but not his MRR

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-12 00:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i think bart took jon perry's heat.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-11 17:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

(http://www.ubersite.com/m/37352)

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-11 13:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

of course i meant fortunately, my hetero subconscious must have put "un".

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-11 00:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

Police think they can see me lean
I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen
When you see me ride by they can see the glean
And my shine on the deck and the TV screen
Ride with a new chick, she like hold up
Next to the playstation controller is a full clip and my pistola
Turn a jacker into a coma
Girl you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone
Just tryin to bone ain't tryin to have no babies
Rock clean itself so I pull in ladies
Laws of patrolling you know they hate me
Music turned all the way up until the maximum
I can speak for some niggas tryin to jack for some
But we packin somethin that we have and um will have a nigga locked up in the maximum
Security cell, I'm grippin oak
Music loud and tippin slow
Twist and twistin like hit this dough
Pull up from behind and is in his throat
Windows down gotta stop pollution
CDs change niggas like who is that producing?
This the Play-N-Skillz when we out and cruisin
Got warrants in every city except Houston but I'm still ain't losin

They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

I been drinkin and smokin holdin shit cause a brother can't focus
I gotta get to home 'fore the po po's scope this big ol Excursion swerving all up in the curve man
Nigga been sippin on that Hennessey and the gin again is in again we in the wind
Doin a hundred while I puff on the blunt
And rollin another one up, we livin like we ain't givin a fuck
I got a revolver in my right hand, 40 oz on my lap freezing my balls
Roll a nigga tree, green leaves and all
Comin pretty deep, me and my do-jo
I gotta get back to backstreets
Wanted by the six pound and I got heat glock glock shots to the block we creep creep
Pop Pop hope cops don't see me, on a low key
With no regards for the law we dodge em like fuck em all
But I won't get caught up and brought up on charges for none of y'all
Keep a gun in car, and a blunt to spark, but well if you want, nigga you poppin dark
Ready or not we bust shots off in the air Krayzie Bone and Chamillionaire

They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

Do what you thinkin so, I tried to let you go
Turn up a blink of light and I swang it slower
A nigga upset for sure cause they think they know that they catchin me with plenty of the drinkin drough
So they get behind me tryin to check my tags, look at my rearview and they smilin
Thinkin they'll catch me on the wrong well keep tryin
Cause they denyin is racial profiling
Houston, TX you can check my tags
Pull me over try to check my slab
Glove compartment gotta get my cash
Cause the crooked cops try to come up fast
And been a baller that I am I talk to them, giving a damn bout not feeling my attitude
When they realize I ain't even ridin dirty bet you'll be leavin with an even madder mood
I'mma laugh at you then I'mma have to cruise I'm in number two on some more DJ Screw
You can't arrest me plus you can't sue
This a message to the laws tellin them WE HATE YOU
I can't be toss or tell em that they shoulda known
Tippin down sittin crooked on my chrome
Bookin my phone tryin to find a chick I wanna bone
Like they couldn't stop me I'mma bout to pull up at your home and it's on

They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-11 00:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The only right way to take it.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-11 00:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

In the ass.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-11 00:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Right?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-11 00:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think you mean fortunately?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-11 00:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

unfortunately?

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-10 22:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

probably up the ass, unfortunately

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-10 22:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

we'll take it

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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-10 19:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hits lol have a 0 it will bring you up i salute you

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-10 17:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what's wrong with that?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-10 15:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Rape and murder

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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i know that guy

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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wtf

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

after they have been pumped full of my juices

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:25:39 EDT (#)
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so im forced to fuck little boys and eat them

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so i can't lap it up off the ground

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:25:15 EDT (#)
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and when it falls to the ground it spontaneously combusts

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

or a straw of piece of pvc tubing long enough to reach my ass

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and i have no hands to wipe it up with and put in my mouth

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and wehn i cum it dribbles out of my ass

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:24:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

too bad i have a vagina

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and i would suck my own dick if i could

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so eating myself would be awesome

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

plus im'm a narcisist

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what can i say?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

its a turn on.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

because i like the tatse of my own jizz inside of another person's body.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

then eat them

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i would rather rape them first

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

who likes eating little boys?

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-09 11:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This post is better.

NSFW( http://www.ubersite.com/m/50322 )

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 11:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

PS


There's nothing wrong with merely having a conversation within the reviews of one of MY favorite posts. If you don't like, stop coming to the post. No one is forcing you to stare at the MRR or heated. Scratch your queermo eyes out so you can't see it and be bothered by seeing a post of this excellent calliber being reviewed over your shitty outdated posts.

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-09 09:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Y'all are wrong, this post is great. I don't know if catchy is the right word though because that word sucks and is queer.

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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 09:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 01:17:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Georgemichael is pretty gay.

Plus he's an alter.
________________________--------

Awesome detective skills sherlock...

"hey echoboxing if you +2 all my posts, I will +2 all your posts and then blow you, DEAL?"

"Okay cyst master and then we will go and +2 my alters posts MrsCleanButtFucks but DON'T tell anyone okay? then we can fuck all day"

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-05-09 08:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Let's look at the facts:

Currently, re 16 y/olds has 3000+ more replies than this post.

This post has yet to have it's abilities to make it onto most heated/MRR revoked.

The majority of this post's reviews have come from 1 person's spamming. (Granted, 75% of re 16 y/olds reviews, since we've broken the record, have come from 1 person, but there's nothing we can do to stop him.)

Unlike Wazza's timeless masterpiece, there is nothing catchy about this post. "what the hell man..." will continue to grace reviews for ages to come. What the fuck is this post?

Now, all of this adds up to the following: Not a goddamn thing. Either way, gather a larger following, or troll on a catchier post.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 01:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Georgemichael is pretty gay.

Plus he's an alter.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I totally agree. Same thing happened here http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

COWABUNGA DUDES

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OH SNAP

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

go

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

jon perry

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i think everyone knows where it goes from there

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

etc

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

compton and long beach together, now you know you in trouble

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

give me the microphone first so i can bust like a bubble

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OMFG U GUYZ MST HEAT IS SUCH A HONER!!!!!

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:22:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-08 16:59:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-08 16:51:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-08 16:48:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

A +2 to help drive that piece of shit "This Man Saved Your Life" from the top heated spot.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wait...who cares!

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

who the fuck are you?

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:13:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 echoboxing

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cowabunga dudes

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i hear hell is lovely this time of year

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and if you're black, you're going to die.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you're in the jungle baby

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

in the jungle

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

let's go bowling

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck it dude

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

he never forgets about the gelgamex

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good thing he's an intergalactic warrior

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

of course no human woman has the oral capacity to accept his entire meat stick.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

better yet, jon perry's dick

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

so if that doesn't make sense, you can all suck pauly shore's dick

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i've already forgotten what i was saying

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

or something like that

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

there's too many to list

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that's like asking how many numbers there are

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

why is jon perry so awesome?

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NOT ME

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

actually, who cares?

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

why doesn't orgasmatron like jon perry?

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 FOR DIRTY WHORES/ANAL SEX

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GO JON PERRY GO

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAH look at this beast fucking go.

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What the fuck is going on here.

People should be turning up in the thousands to keep that dumb whore's post off the top of most heated.

Fucking Mallethead.

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm sorry, Shloongy. I completely forgot that HHI is so close to Savannah.

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Savannah and you didn't email me?

Fucking slore bitch. I'm 25 minutes away...Hell, I'll be there tomorrow afternoon.

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Goodbye my little herpes sore

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

goodbye green eyes

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

smooch smooch smooch

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i love you too.

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, OK. I love you, let's never fight again.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

food time sluthoe

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

GET A NEW INSULT DOUCHE LANOUCHE

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm starving......let's get some fuckin' french toast!

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SUCK A DICK HOEBAG

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGATRON

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

its so awesome having nothing to do

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Good! I'm so jealous. Fucking slut.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

But yeah, my vacation is awesome!

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

YOU WHORE!

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nah, just the guy I was visiting, and he's seen it tons of times anyway.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

because thats not fair if others saw it and I haven't.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Did people see your cooch?

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's lame. How's your vacation going?

Haha, remember how I told you I was going to Savannah this past weekend? Well I had been there for all of 30 minutes when I managed to slip and fall all the way down a concrete staircase in a short skirt. It was pretty much the coolest thing ever.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:58:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so how's work today?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

will do.

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

They have it at Dick's Sporting Goods I think. Look in the golf section.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

where can you score me some?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i love that shit

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well I guess I'll just have to drown you in a hot bucket of horse syphilis then.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:48:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

because i like them all cut up and bloody

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

but that's impossible

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you're going to have to find a body part i don't like getting mutilated.

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:44:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Up your ass, shitlicker. I'd stab you in the taint if you didn't love it so much.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

shutup hoe

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My ears are ringing

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

thansk for your time everyone.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:34:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

he appreciates it.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congratulations on a job well done Jon Perry.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

let's congratulate him on a job well done

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and beautiful

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

jon perry is so mysterious

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and once again saving the world

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and as a result creating a poopy boner

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:33:31 EDT (#)
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and fuck his tight pink boy ass

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and get jon perry drunk!

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:33:06 EDT (#)
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because then we can make beer with a snatch

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assuming they're all yeasty and shit

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but poopy vaginas are cool too

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poopy boners are even cooler

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which is cool

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saving it from not moving

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:31:47 EDT (#)
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which in turn makes the world go round

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:31:36 EDT (#)
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make poopy boners

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:31:28 EDT (#)
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because thats what he does best

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:31:12 EDT (#)
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of saving the world

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:30:58 EDT (#)
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but he always does his job

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:30:46 EDT (#)
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and if the world didn't go round then jon perry didn't do his job

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:30:20 EDT (#)
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because poopy boners are what makes the world go round

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:30:05 EDT (#)
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and when i say gross i mean awesome

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:29:50 EDT (#)
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we all know poopy boners are gross

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:29:36 EDT (#)
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of a poopy boner

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:29:27 EDT (#)
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from eternal damnation

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:29:16 EDT (#)
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as jon perry saved us

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:29:05 EDT (#)
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knowing we made the world a better place

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so we can beat off in peace tonight

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:28:40 EDT (#)
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lets get this to 2000 by the end of the day

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:28:27 EDT (#)
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anyone up for the challenge?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:28:11 EDT (#)
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1000 in one day?

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Ranking: 0

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WEETS!

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HEATS?

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Ranking: 0

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Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Cyst Master eats babies

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Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 16:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This should stay #1

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-08 11:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-08 07:59:21 EDT (#)
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Oooooooooooooooooooh no. We'll just do what we did last time.

Superday.

1000 reviews in a single day.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 07:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Far way away from Wazza. But one day....one day....

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-08 05:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Still got 3500 reviews to go.

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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-08 05:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm thrilled to see this classic on the top again!

All Hail The Cyst Master!!!

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Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-05-08 00:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Back from the dead are you? I'm onto your game, bwoy. Velvet sees all. Don't even try.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 00:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jealous much?

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Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

.... meanwhile, whilst he searches cutdowns.com..........

pathetic!

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Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You internet-dwelling cum-slurpping ass crack sniffing joy-stick boy, dick-gobbling nobody, wish-you-could-write-but-can't ass fungas, no-girlfriend having pathetic piece of going-on-line-weekends ass-flap! A pox upon your house, a plague upon your progeny! Bring it! Loser!

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

of your godly abilities

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:32:55 EDT (#)
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out of amazement

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:32:40 EDT (#)
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because my dick would explode

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:32:30 EDT (#)
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and i would not beat off to your wedding photos.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:32:14 EDT (#)
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you and electro would make a beautiful couple.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:31:56 EDT (#)
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so long my sweet loving boy thing.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:31:41 EDT (#)
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you heard it first Jon Perry.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:31:29 EDT (#)
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and i like it

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i eat scrote too

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

i huff gas

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Ranking: 0

faggotry in a tree

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ghey

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i mean gay

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:30:25 EDT (#)
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i concur

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he probably sucked the msot anal cock of all time

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he sucked much anal cock.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

He was terrible.

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Ranking: -2

the rapper?

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Ranking: 0

Remember Mase?

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Ranking: 0

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Ranking: 0

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Ranking: 0

snatch stealer

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Ranking: 0

that's better

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Ranking: 0

spooge pirater

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Ranking: 0

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Ranking: 0

twat grabber

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Ranking: 0

jizz licker

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

dick sniffer

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

cum guzzler

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

tit butcher

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

rim jobber

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ass eater

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

pinch gobbler

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

boner slasher

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

shit eater

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

cock smoker

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

penis boy

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Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

idiot

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Ranking: 0

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Straight boy.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Stop being so straight Echo.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCK

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jon Perry is a fox.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sexy like a fox.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

SEXAY!

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And when I say hot I mean sexy

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Concentration camps are hot.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Its awesome

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I love beating off.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

14 times!

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I jacked off to every episode.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Band of Brothers is the best DVD set of all times.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SUCK A FUCKING DICK

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And I guess it says....

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

But we can guess.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The world will never know.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

didn't think so.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

CAN ANYONE CRACK THAT CODE???

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

agnubawoc

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:07:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh snap

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

perfection

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-07 21:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

word to your mother.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-07 21:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BY BEING TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME, THAT'S HOW!!!

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-07 21:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nevermind, i know how he does it.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-07 21:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and back on most heated??? how does jon perry do it??

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-07 21:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

with over 1000 reviews, this post now stands alone as every one of the top 10 posts on ubersite.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This post rocks hard.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking yeah.


Jon Perry is officially not cool. He's too mainstream. And we ain't no comformists.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love fucking little boys.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mad little boy disease.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Now they'll get mad cow disease, but of little boys.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Too bad they don't know they're actually drinking ground up little boys and semen.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For the free salty milk shakes of jizz.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's also why little boys migrate to your house.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's why "YOU WANT THE BANANA! IN DA SHOWA!"

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It was a make-shift butt plug.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And a banana fell out of his ass.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

In your shower.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Kuehn popped my anal cherry there.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Virginity of the ass.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And how I lost my virginity.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's also how I got athlete's foot.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Because it had my AIDSy load on/in/around it.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's how it died of AIDS.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It reminds of that time I blew a load in your shower and wiped it up with your cat.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I know, right?!

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-06 13:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHAT A FIND!!!

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-06 12:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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right?

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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I CONCUR

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so everyone keeps their cancer because i hate everyone.

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although i get to choose whose cancer i cure

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-05 17:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i've never read any of the reviews on this post. all i have to say is I LOVE SEEING THIS POST ON THE MRR!!!!

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-05 02:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


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Ranking: 2

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-05 02:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-05 02:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:09:23 (#)
Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-05-04 23:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-05-04 23:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This isn't for the post.
Or the poster.

I just hate seeing
this fucking title
on MRR
all the goodamn
time.

So this is for that.

I feel better now.
_________________________

I second that....

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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-04 23:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This isn't for the post.
Or the poster.

I just hate seeing
this fucking title
on MRR
all the goodamn
time.

So this is for that.

I feel better now.

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-05-04 13:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


You guys got bean bag chairs?

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Ranking: 2

Yo shitfuck


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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-05-04 13:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


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Video games? Anyone?

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-04 12:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-04 00:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You you guys got beanbag chairs?

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-03 21:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i know

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 1

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 1

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

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Ranking: 2

FUCK THA POICE AND 4-0-2

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 01:00:06 EDT (#)
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FUCK IT UP YALL

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:59:45 EDT (#)
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SILVER GAT WHAT TIME IT WAS

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:59:32 EDT (#)
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TRUNK

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:59:22 EDT (#)
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CRUISING DOWN THE STREET IN MY 8-6-FO

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:59:02 EDT (#)
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8 BALL ROLLIN'

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:58:51 EDT (#)
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IF DR DRE WAS A RAPPER ID LISTEN TO HIM

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YO EAZY E GOT AIDS BUT HE'S STILL COO

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:58:15 EDT (#)
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I DNT DRINK BRASS MONKEY

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

VAGINA

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:57:56 EDT (#)
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VAGINAA

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:57:45 EDT (#)
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SHUT YOUR VAGINAAA

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:57:29 EDT (#)
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SHGUT YOUR PEEPEE

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SHUT YOUR WEINER

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SHUT YOUR MUSHROOM TIP

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SHUT YOUR PENIS

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SHBUT YOUR PENII

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:56:33 EDT (#)
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SHUT YOUR COCK

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SHUT YOUR DICK

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SHUIT YOUR DICK

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-02 07:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yo I just wrote like 20 pages.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-01 13:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

my butthole is leaking motor oil in anticipation.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-01 12:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-01 12:11:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

yo cvyustfaggot i just had a kickass idea for your next post. you'll understand with two words...




blowjob shack.







tell me that doesn't make your vag drip sandpaper. you can't because that would be a lie and you only lie when your dogs want the truth.

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hahahahahahHAHAAH87YAUIHAHAHAHAHAH

You are so right.

Soon my good man. Hhahahahahaha this will be grand.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-01 12:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by emordnilaP (user info) at 2006-05-01 00:35:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

Can someone explain this to me???


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you owe jon perry everything. show some fucking respect (in the form of a +2).

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-01 12:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yo cvyustfaggot i just had a kickass idea for your next post. you'll understand with two words...




blowjob shack.







tell me that doesn't make your vag drip sandpaper. you can't because that would be a lie and you only lie when your dogs want the truth.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-01 01:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by emordnilaP (user info) at 2006-05-01 00:35:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

Can someone explain this to me???


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Sure.














Eat shit and die if you need an explantion.



That help?

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Submitted by emordnilaP (user info) at 2006-05-01 00:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Can someone explain this to me???

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-01 00:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

can a nigga borrow a pencil?

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCK!

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-29 02:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Manbearpig

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-28 14:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ManBearPig

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-28 14:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Manbearpig needs to be stopped. I'm serial.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-28 13:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FACT: ManBearPig is the most dangerous species roaming the Colorado countryside today.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-28 13:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FACT: BRETT FAVRE HAD HERPES BUT HIS SYPHILIS ATE IT FOR SUSTENANCE.

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-28 13:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

DARE: I want to see.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-28 12:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FACT: MARK MESSIER'S RECTUM CAN ACCOMMODATE THE ENTIRE STATE OF OKLAHOMA'S POTATO STORES.

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Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-04-28 03:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you can fuck that bitch but you gotta dig her up yourself

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-28 01:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh man. I haven't done that in a while. I'm due. She's due. It will be grand.

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-27 23:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


GO SUCK YOUR MOM'S DICK.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 22:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

CNN.com is reporting a story that Brett Favre was caught in a hotel room with 5 former Chicago Bears, one of whom is Mike Ditka.

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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-27 22:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hockey is for homos.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 21:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SUCK YOUR OWN DICK

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SUCK DICK

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the only thing left to say is FUCK MAD TITTIES!!

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BITS' TITS BITS

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

UUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:23:22 EDT (#)
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although i rarely use them, so it doesn't affect me too much. : )

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:22:53 EDT (#)
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but as you can see, it comes out shitty.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the second one looks fine before you post it.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

case in point -


: ( vs. :(

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

if you don't put a space between the : and the ( then it comes out really shitty

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

: (

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

IRREFUTABLE INFALLABLE LOGIC!!

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

therefore, i'd be a sad panda

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and the rangers would make me sad...

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

if i wasn't human i'd be a panda

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that just makes me so sad

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

damn, i just can't believe it's 3-0

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and that's a fact

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and chris drury is a hometown sex bucket

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and the sabres are aight with me because their not the de