This Man Saved Your Life (32163 hits)
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Submitted by Cyst Master (View user info) at 2004-07-05 00:34:30 EDT
The legend of Jon Perry spawns back to the year 2001. An unrelenting young lad ravaged the fields of outer space disposing of intergalactic ruffians in search for a suitable planet that he could call his home for a base of operations. From the deep reaches of space he traveled millions of light years from Qo'noS to settle on planet earth. Along the way to his discovery of earth, he met and battled phosphoric gnomes of Premerotonausor, General Bat'Leth of the Roast Beef Hymen Clan, and Wookie like creatures similar in appearance to Robin Williams of the planet Depswa Da La Nagel. He settled on earth and became this planet's first interstellar galactic warrior.
The legend of earth's savior was most notable for his battles right here on earth under secretive actions. Why have you never heard of Jon Perry, the intergalactic space warrior before? Because he is shy, and enjoys Atari games, but keeps his secrets of space travel to himself in fear of intergalactic war.
Jon Perry although very humble, has never spoke ill of his honor. Jon Perry saved earth from an evil saboteur neurolytic pathogen invasion. The creatures invaded a zipper factory and stole a few couches from Pier 1 Imports.
Accessing his tricroder nebular contrivance, he threatened the weak defenseless carbon units, "Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated." Replying with squeals of fear for surrender, he turned on his jet pack and soared fifteen feet above the ground and dismembered seventeen neurolytic pathogens and still managed to release a plasma grenade into a bin of zippers exploding upon impact. Sharp plastic teeth fragments launched in every direction slicing tiny little eyes and spraying brain casing on crotches as the little bitches ran for cover.
Jon Perry, not noticing the plastic pieces imbedding themselves into his tender child like pink skin and under his finger nails, hurdled himself into the air, did the Metroid 30 revolution summersault thing and landed on a hoard of school children crushing them into a thick paste.
After shaving his pubic hair he gathered the few remaining living beings into the breast pocket of his stealth jacket and brought them to Chancellor Martok so he could survey his mightiest warrior. Upon leaving the chancellor's male harem, he stopped for a bowl of Ferengi Starfleet Brand Oatmeal and asked the Andorian Imperial Guard if they wanted to go to the bathroom with him and cross streams.
Then he jumped on his turbograv hover cycle and patrolled the streets of downtown Warwick, Pennsylvania. There he found a wise janitor named Ki'rok Molor contemplating the prophets. With his tantalus field lowered Jon Perry totally trucked the dude and kicked him in the throat then sliced off his head with a light saber.
Then he encountered a strange bloated being which he automatically engaged as a threat. It was a pregnant woman, so he sliced open her stomach and gave her a rough light saber c-section. She had it coming for her. He pulled out the baby, ripped off its head and punted the body fifty yards. Then he whipped out his hydro carbon nun chucks and beat Christopher reeves for being lazy.
He then flipped his van over and yelled at a lamp. Soon after he threw broken bottles at some joggers on the street and pissed on his neighbor's dog.
To make a long story short (haaaaar), Jon Perry, also known as earth's mightiest intergalactic warrior, is some kid with severe autism, who pretends to fly around on jet packs powered by the sweet scent of little girls and fat Samoans.
So we pulled down his pants and threw rocks at his ass. And it was awesome.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-11-19 16:38:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember this one - I thought this would go somewhere, but I guess it didnt
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2009-11-19 00:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2009-06-09 14:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-02 22:50:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok here comes the truth.....
I did piss on my dog.
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I won't let this go unnoticed.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-10-13 14:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
32,000 hits, even.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-13 13:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Could it be?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2009-10-13 13:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How many cunts could a twatcunt cunt if a twatcunt could cunt fucks?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2009-06-09 14:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-02 22:50:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok here comes the truth.....
I did piss on my dog.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-09 11:37:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This Man Saved My Life.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2009-06-04 17:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop reviewing this. I already told you all I'm putting the last review.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-05-27 11:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Last review.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-10 05:51:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I WANT TO VOMIT OUT OF MY DICK ALL OVER YOUR FACE, JOHN PERRY!!!
I WISH YOU HADN'T FLOWN AWAY TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE WITH THE CYST MASTER - IT MAKES ME SAD.
WHY CAN'T GRANDPA GIVE ME THOSE "SPECIAL KISSES" ANYMORE? I KNOW YOU HAVE THE ANSWERS!
RIGHT NOW, I'M EATING THE ENTRAILS OF A BABY KANGAROO. FUCK THAT 'ROO RIGHT IN IT'S DIRTY 'ROO FACE!
IT TASTE LIKE SHAME AND BBQ.
JOHN PERRY, WHY WON'T YOU COME HOME? PLEASE BRING CYSTIE BACK TO US... WE WANT TO RAPE HIM SOME MORE.
HE SAID WE HAD NOT RIPPED HIS URETHRA BIG ENOUGH BY CRAMMING OUR COCKS INTO IT. HMMMMM, SO GOOD!!!
I PROMISE I'LL RAM THAT ORANGE ROAD CONE UP A 13 YEAR OLD'S ASS AND LET YOU TAKE PICTURES - AGAIN.
YOU MAKE ME SO HARD I WANT TO BASH MY COCK TO A PASTE WITH A BALLPEEN HAMMER IN YOUR HONOR. CAN I?
FUCK EVERYONE! THERE WILL NEVER BE A 'LAST' REVIEW!!! DON'T MAKE ME CUM BLOOD!
AND NOW, I'M OFF TO "EAT FUCK" IN THE NAME OF THE CYST MASTER!!! THE END?
NEVAR!!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-13 00:35:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i never reviewed you in 2008, jon perry.
that is a shame.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-24 01:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-28 10:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH YES THE FUCK STAINS OF HUMANITY BURN MY URETHRA SO GOOOOOOOOD!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-24 01:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck your "last post" nonsense, this post will never die.
At least that's what The Cyst Master told me before he was beamed away by Jon Perry's mothership.
Oh Cystie, how we miss you! All those times you gave us GHB and we'd all wake up wearing clown make-up and bleeding from the anus. We would laugh and laugh and cry and laugh! Do you remember giving us your special kisses that tasted like BBQ and mold, and how that little girl down the lane giggled right before you bashed her skull in with a can of wood stain? We strung her entrails around the room like Christmas lights and you clapped so merrily! And then we danced and danced and cried and danced. I'll never forget the way you so gallantly absorbed all that taco vomit with your pubic hair to save us from drowning, you brave, brave man.
Oh Cystie, how we miss you...
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-11-17 18:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
last review.
http://www.lost.eu/6c115
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-17 16:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am flummoxed as to how I could have missed this all these years as it seems it would almost have to have been on the mrr for most of 2006 at least. insanity.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-17 15:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what the fuck just happened here three years ago? .1 on 1873 reviews? how the fuck?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-17 15:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When I see this post back on MRR it gives me a NHO.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-10-17 14:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
blurghe
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-17 14:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck, how I miss this post.
And The Cyst Master. Cystie was such a pleasant lad...
Oh, I remember that time he had taken me to Jon Perry's Gramma's house. Gramma Perry was such a limber, well-adjusted old whore. She had taught Sir Jon everything he knew about violating a woman's rectal cavity with respect. Yes, I can recall vividly how Gramma Perry showed us her collection of vaginal scabs, the ones she had peeled off so very carefully over the course of her many whoring years. What a sweet ol' Gram!
And then Cystie violated her rectal cavity in a manner that would have made Jon Perry weep with pride. PRIDE, I tell you! I mean, TCM lubed up with tabasco sauce & rock salt and just plowed away at that awaiting, ancient anus. It was a glorious sight to behold, and I was honored to be there that day with him.
We miss you, Cyst Master...
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-16 17:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Having read some of these reviews I cannot accept it when anyone says Uber was better 'back then' than it is now. This post is immortal and, therefore, I am now immortal too.
Har Har at below, dick head!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-16 16:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Last review.
Ever.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-11 17:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i think CystMaster was murdered by an asian.
jihad on asians.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-11 17:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-07-21 11:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
live from berlin
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-01 01:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
come back Cyst Master.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i enjoy an opened poot about every third Sunday.
it's glorious
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-06-02 15:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am sneaky.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-31 14:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
worth it for the glory of all the opened poots coming my way
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-31 14:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i had to hit enter and put a space underneath to get it through
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-31 14:45:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
open your poot
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-05-28 23:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
worth reading
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-28 14:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ugh
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-05-28 13:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Open YOUR poot.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-27 21:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
open your poot
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-27 21:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll try to type that on every post and see what happens.
a real travesty. must be corrected.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-27 19:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and seriously when i type "open your poot" it won't submit as a review
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-27 19:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i registered with this site just to review this post
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-05-22 03:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shutup dickhead.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-05-21 19:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-05-21 18:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is this the most reviewed post on uber?
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/44213
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-05-21 18:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is this the most reviewed post on uber?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
open your poot
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if you type "open your poot" it won't submit as a review.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:20:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what's going on
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what the fuck? open your poot!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-05-20 01:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For fuck's sake. Just shut up and drip it.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-18 00:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no blank comments anymore?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-05-16 03:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeannnne I fucking hate you.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-05-13 23:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha, YEAH
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-13 23:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-05-12 23:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-12 23:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You all might as well give up now, because I have left myself a note which can only be opened in 2037 that tells me to go back here and review this post.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-05-12 23:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-05-12 22:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God fucking dammit.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-11 20:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-11 20:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LAST REVIEW!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-11 20:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you picked a great place to leave it.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-08 23:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this will be my last review ever on this website.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-08 23:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HE SAVED MY LIFE?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-03 19:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I WAS JUST WAITING LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO STOP CHECKING!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAFHJKSDFHNAF033NFGDAHAHA I HAVE LAST REVIEW NOW NIGGA
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-04-22 00:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AAHAHHHAHHAHAHAH I WAS LULLING YOU ALL INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY!!! I WILL HAVE THE LAST REVIEW!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-03-05 23:52:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YEAH, LET'S GANGBANG THIS POST!!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-05 16:46:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SERIOUSLY, FUCK THIS POST
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-03-05 16:43:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-05 16:26:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-05 12:07:59 (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-05 11:49:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
last comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-05 16:26:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-05 12:07:59 (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-05 11:49:28 (#)
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last comment
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-05 12:07:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-05 11:49:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
last comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-05 11:49:28 EST (#)
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last comment
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-21 23:57:11 EST (#)
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you fucking fagatron! you stole that story from me:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:53:04 EST (#)
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I just shit my pants and immediately thought of you
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:51:13 EST (#)
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The end.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:51:04 EST (#)
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FUCK YOU!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:50:55 EST (#)
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Once upon a time......
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:50:43 EST (#)
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Want to hear a funny story?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:35:43 EST (#)
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I pooped out of my mouth.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-02-20 01:58:35 EST (#)
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My mom keeps calling me. It's fucking annoying.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-02-18 19:18:29 EST (#)
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Nothing beats saxaphone assholes.
They just can't be beat.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-18 18:53:24 EST (#)
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Cocks and Bugles. The food, not the horn.
That's what I eat every morning.
After I eat an asshole and a saxophone.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-18 01:12:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
but don't call him that. it's racist.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-18 01:12:01 EST (#)
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dude, zach braff is a jew!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-14 10:49:47 EST (#)
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Happy VD day Jon Perry!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:58:45 EST (#)
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Poon slime.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:58:34 EST (#)
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That's just gross.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:58:25 EST (#)
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That wasn't mine.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:58:15 EST (#)
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I would never beat off with a shit covered palm.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:57:23 EST (#)
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In fact, in a few seconds you won't even be matter.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:57:03 EST (#)
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It don't matter.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:56:50 EST (#)
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I mean, fuck. He's a jew.
Right?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:56:30 EST (#)
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I would not consider Zach Braff an attractive man.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:55:54 EST (#)
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Hey, remember black people?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:55:36 EST (#)
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On the weekends I slurp the shit out of my own ass with a hacked section of garden hose. But only on the weekends.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:27:29 EST (#)
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taste the awesomeness
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-10 15:38:53 EST (#)
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same thing happened here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
WOO 1800 niggas
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-10 15:38:27 EST (#)
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i totally agree
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-10 15:37:54 EST (#)
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that's my average time, by the way
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-10 15:37:41 EST (#)
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i can solve a rubik's cube i 3 seconds
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-10 15:37:09 EST (#)
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i'll be honest, i'm just working this up to 1800
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-10 15:36:54 EST (#)
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all one word
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-10 15:36:40 EST (#)
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p.s. i named my dog DildoMagic
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-10 15:36:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-02-10 13:42:41 (#)
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That...is a lot of fucking reviews.
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read them all, they run together and form a brilliant story!
Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-10 14:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This post needs more wookie.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-10 14:00:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-02-10 13:42:41 EST (#)
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That...is a lot of fucking reviews.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-09 07:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Covered in fuck.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-09 07:41:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When I fart I dream of clovers.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-02-07 01:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking hate you people.
Submitted by cera (user info) at 2007-02-04 16:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-03 16:34:53 EST (#)
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The albino beat his manhood furiously, all the while fantasizing of race-based genocide and back alley abortions.
As the pressure in his swollen balls grew to the limit, he used his free hand to slide the rusty wire coathanger from his urethra.
He was just in time as his filthy seed spilled out, each burst punctuated by his exclaimation "Pappy!" in a high pitched squeal.
Letting his now limp member fall back into the nest of nylon curls that adorned the dolls head, the albino examined his masterpiece.
Drying in rivulets on the old, worn wallpaper, the composition of thick fluid and faded blue daisies touched something in his head.
"Looks like the profile of Abe Lincoln," giggled the albino as he massaged his taint with the doll's curly head...
Submitted by exposed (user info) at 2007-02-03 16:08:49 EST (#)
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This man shaved your wife
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-02-03 15:52:07 EST (#)
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balls
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-01 22:56:22 EST (#)
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yeah right fag.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-01-31 21:36:28 EST (#)
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I really like beer.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-31 00:22:34 EST (#)
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holy shit, i think this guy saved my life!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-28 15:36:53 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/38008
learn it love it
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-28 15:33:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:22:17 (#)
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I love fucking little boys.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-28 15:33:26 EST (#)
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back on MRR. word
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-28 15:31:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-09 11:53:16 (#)
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-12-03 15:57:15 (#)
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-11-30 23:27:55 (#)
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:48:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:20:07 (#)
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:17:12 (#)
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I totally agree! Same thing happened here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/96331
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-28 15:29:48 EST (#)
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this is allowed on MRR again?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-01-25 20:46:01 EST (#)
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fags
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:33:55 EST (#)
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hi Jon Perry, welcome back to MRR
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:33:10 EST (#)
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stop it guys this is the last comment
Submitted by blackeyedbitch (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:13:59 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-23 23:53:25 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-23 23:36:54 EST (#)
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Sweet jesus titty fucking christ.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-01-17 02:35:50 EST (#)
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I LOVE SMUTS
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:23:07 EST (#)
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woooooooooooooooooord
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-01-10 18:59:53 EST (#)
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HAHA YOU ALL WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR MOMS
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-10 13:59:56 EST (#)
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I pooped my dick.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-10 01:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
get a room
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-10 01:37:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dicks
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-12-27 23:30:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Post between this post and the next post I make if you want to have sex with your mom.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-12-26 01:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merry Xmas Jon!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-26 01:24:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-19 18:18:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:19:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the last review ever on this post.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-12-24 21:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fags.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-23 16:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-19 18:18:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:19:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the last review ever on this post.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-22 00:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-19 18:18:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:19:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the last review ever on this post.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-21 14:59:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aweshum.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-19 18:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-19 18:18:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:19:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the last review ever on this post.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-12-19 18:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FALSE
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:19:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the last review ever on this post.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH dibs me signing next.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-12-17 18:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Next person that signs this is gay as hell.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-12-17 11:35:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He saved my life!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-12-17 11:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope everyone has a Merry Flag Day.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-16 23:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your wish is granted.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-16 16:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i have never reviewed this post...
but i love Cyst Master, so here i am. now maybe he will let me anally violate him.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-16 16:05:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Right on.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-16 11:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love this post because no coloreds are allowed
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-16 11:02:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Liar.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-16 10:53:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that man did not save my life
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-16 10:45:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-15 23:23:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Filipino boys with wide set vaginas and a heavy flow?
Why, yes.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-12-15 21:35:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got you a present for Christmas. Hope you like Filipino boys.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-12-15 21:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-15 20:50:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
drunk on fuck
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-12-15 11:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What're you, drunk?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-14 14:38:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-14 14:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I say fuck in a totally homosexual way.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-12-12 07:14:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So this guy walks into a bar, right?
HE SAYS OUCH!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-11 16:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-11 16:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-12-10 09:31:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I POOPED IN AN ELEVATOR
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-09 11:53:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-12-03 15:57:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-11-30 23:27:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:48:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:20:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:17:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-12-03 15:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-11-30 23:27:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:48:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:20:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:17:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-01 21:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-11-30 23:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:48:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:20:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:17:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-30 23:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like salty buns.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:56:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:20:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:17:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:20:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:17:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:17:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-30 01:01:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-30 01:01:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-25 16:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate you.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-25 14:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What is that stench?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-25 13:11:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Five days later, and I'm still the king. Bitch-ass Wijormiclat, when will you ever learn...
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-20 01:07:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What was I reading?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-19 01:36:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ss
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-17 01:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to open your butt with the jaws of life.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-16 00:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-16 00:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-15 18:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DUDE WE CAN PLAY SUPER SMASH
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:57:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be back sunday. Shooting lasers and shitting like a champ. As always.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you coming home for thanksgiving you slutty little monkey?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-15 07:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Burning.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-11 23:47:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am good at pooping.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-10 22:18:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yup. Last review here.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-10 21:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK YOU ALL STOP NOW PLEASE I WILL PAY YOU
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-10 07:24:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate when I poop a little when I fart. No, wait. I got that backwards. No. I love it.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:15:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:55:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know, but the jerk store called, and they're running out of you.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-07 22:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who brought the jerk?
1700
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-11-07 20:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
did the retard escape?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-07 20:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Does yo chain hang low?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-07 18:34:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sure, I'll jack your cum bomb...
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:08:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
your
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:07:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-06 22:41:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers Use'ta Beat Us.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-11-04 11:40:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So this Elvis impersonator was lost in the deserts of New Mexico, right? He had been looking to get a job at the FDR Memorial chocolate factory, but had taken a wrong turn somewhere. So here he wandered, dreaming of BBQ Buffalo wings and scat porn, all the while growing more despondant. Eventually, he came upon a displaced seal who had been fired from Sea World under suspicious circumstances. The seal was plowing his seal-like cock into the mouth piece of a trumpet.
"Feels just like otter pussy!" exclaimed the seal.
The Elvis impersonator had never shoved his dick in an otter before, female or other wise. He prefered the feel of warm feces caked around his manhood and was slightly apprehensive about inter-species relationships. Regardless, he nodded at the seal and gave an enthusiastic thumbs up.
The seal continued his primal thrusts, punctuated with grunts and an occational, "Yeah, take it slut."
"Have you by chance seen the FDR Memorial chocolate factory any where around here?" asked the Elvis impersonator.
Through his grunts and moans, the seal replied, "Didn't you know, man? Jon Perry came down from outer space and claimed that bitch in honor of himself. All the chocolate factories the world over have been teleported to Saturn so that they could created a giant chocolate statue of him."
As the Elvis impersonator considered this turn of events, the seal began plunging at the trumpet rapidly. Sweat ran off it's little face and it muttered something about its mother as its eyes began to roll back. Just then, the seal began to ejaculate. It's filthy seal sperm fired from the end of the trumpet like a cannon, and strangely, its passage produced a tune that sounded much like the opening gutair line to "Sweet Home Alabama."
Spent, the seal pulled the trumpet from its flaccid member and held it towards the Elvis Impersonator. "Wanna try?"
With a sigh, the Elivis impersonator started to undo his belt. As he smacked his cock repeatedly to get it hard, he tried to think pleasant thoughts and not of the hero Jon Perry on a far away planet with his chocolate statue...
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-04 11:09:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shiddick
lolz
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-11-04 10:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1,688 fags below
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-04 09:49:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the last review.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-04 09:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah me too.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-04 08:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuckity.
I mean I'd fuck a pile of shit.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:58:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Foster is a dick.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-03 08:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Last review.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-03 07:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
NO!
It's the GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-03 07:35:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got spicey shits.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I make poopy.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-31 17:37:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was talkin to AM radio
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-10-31 10:16:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whatchu say?
Fuck you.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-30 01:34:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to shoot you all in the cunt.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-29 09:23:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-26 02:04:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Final review.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-29 09:17:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You can't do SHIT without your BALLS, Wijormiclat!!!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-27 18:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fell asleep. I'll be over soon with treats.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-27 15:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ballsack lol
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-27 15:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll call your ass to see if he wants to come over.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-27 15:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey, wormy cat - come over now
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-27 15:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY SHIT! MRR! NO WAY! WORD!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-27 15:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why? The 11 I've done aren't enough for you?
I have not the time, nor the desire to make a decent post... or even a shitty one...
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-26 15:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-26 15:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What does it mean for one "to penis."
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-10-25 22:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi sweety buns.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-10-25 22:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-25 22:14:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
If everyone stops reviewing this post forever, then I will tell you.
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GET PENISED HOMO
Never stop reviewing this post. That's an order.
ALSO: Hi.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-25 22:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If everyone stops reviewing this post forever, then I will tell you.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-25 18:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wijormiclat? What the hell does that mean?
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT NAME
FOILS A HORSE MADE OF KRYPTONITE!!!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-24 18:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thumb war in my ass! Everyone's invited.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-23 22:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1-2-3-4 I DECLARE THUMB WAR
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-23 21:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kaos-King rapes under-18 boys with Tigerlilly's severed leg, which he bit off with his mutilated plastic-surgery enhanced vampire teeth.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-22 16:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maltese, can I fist your ass in a non-sexual, totally plutonic sorta way? No, no... listen...
Just so you know, I plan on rolling my hand in yellow wood glue first, then dipping it drive-way rock salt, then liberally applying tabasco sauce all about my caked fingers. I may, JUST MAY, be clenching a number of razor blades as well.
Anyhow, I'll bend you over and use a staple gun to clip your anus wide, because Cystie tells me you like to tighten up. We can't have that! I figure I'll work my middle knuckle into your awaiting rectum then just plunge away. I'm quite curious to see how far of a depth I can achieve before you pass out. I've worked out a very complex equation based on pain VS blood loss, but I won't go into that here.
Seriously, this is nothing personal... please don't take it that way! I've already offered my services to Axolotl, but for some reason he won't respond to my e-mails anymore. Avergae_Dan really wanted to participate, but I heard his anal cavity is as wide as The Grand Canyon, and I really need a bit of friction for this experiment.
So, whaddaya say???
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-22 16:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Over my dead body will anyone have the final review on this post.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-22 16:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FINAL REVIEW. FUCK!!!1!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-22 15:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry wijormiclat.
I'll go dig up somebody's dead grandma and launch bottle rockets out of her decaying vagina to make you feel better.
You like bottle rockets, right???
I know I like bottle rockets, especially when they have the stench of cunt rot on them...
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-22 15:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A week and a fucking half. That's how long I was on top. You ruined it. You fucking faggots.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-22 04:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because Jon Perry demands a tribute!!!
(and Cystie like to jerk it to sick shit)
>>>>NSFW links you silly little bitches!!!<<<<<
http://poetry.rotten.com/dismemberment-ii/index3.html
http://poetry.rotten.com/cab-driver/
http://poetry.rotten.com/lisboa/
http://poetry.rotten.com/goiter-ii/index1.html
http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/
http://poetry.rotten.com/meat-grinder/0002/
http://poetry.rotten.com/customs/
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-21 22:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-21 21:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
because jon perry has super stellar space powers and uses them to hunt babies
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-10-21 21:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How is this still not rate/hit capped...
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-21 21:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DUDES, I JUST BOUGHT A SYBIAN!!! IT'S NOT GAY!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-09 16:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Niggaz is mad I get mo' butt than ash trays.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-10-09 10:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Suck ma cock!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-10-09 10:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....positive rate-age!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-09 03:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Listen here, I say, listen here you!!!
It's one thing to dress up Down Syndrome children like Hitler before you cram your fist up their tightly clenched little buttox, but MUST you listen to Beethoven's "Ode To Joy" every time you engage in this practice? I grow weary of that particular tune!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-09 03:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell no beeeyotch
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-06 16:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-04 16:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for autism!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-10-04 12:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-04 12:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday Jeffrey!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-04 12:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TODAY IS ELECTROS BIRTHDAY
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cock up the butt!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-02 16:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The only time you should EVER eat vagina is if it's cooked.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But vagina tastes like sweet heaven.
Well....maybe sweat heaven, but it's nice to get reciprocity.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Penises make vaginas offers that they can't refuse.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-01 15:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Penis > Vagina
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-10-01 15:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She brings home the bacon, I DELIVER THE SAUSAGE.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-09-30 21:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How does this possibly have a zero rating?
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-09-30 21:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Zip out in all a paff and lend your further marzyks my best steed.
P to the ENIS, my friends.
Brenda... where are you?
The electricity is out... I'm not gonna hurt ya!
Oh no! The room is cold! Brenda... Don't leave me alone!
Just suck on it... just one...
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG-
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-09-30 20:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not true.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-09-30 13:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wish i didn't have to go take a crap RIGHT NOW, but i do, so goodbye.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-09-28 16:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU CAN'T RIP OFF WHAT YOU CAN'T SEE
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-09-28 12:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll rip your cock off with my asshole.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-09-26 22:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I heard it's not all it's CRACKed up to be! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-09-26 17:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to fuck my butt.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-09-25 21:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dibs.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-09-25 16:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I need to jack off a lot more on this post.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-09-18 22:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow who invited the jerks?
Submitted by CrazyHorse (user info) at 2006-09-18 19:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hampsterpants...they keep you warm and they smell of cedar chips.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-18 18:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hkjl;hiuop hyuiop i ypiu uio uil oi io ui uoi o
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-18 18:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CHIHUAHUA BUTTFUCKING
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-18 18:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tampons pwn!
They are called Tampwns!!!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-18 18:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell them a pile of babies is on fire!!!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-18 18:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not kidding, someone call the police RIGHT NOW!!!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-18 18:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a GRAVE INJUSTICE!!!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-18 18:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF... Wijormiclat gave it a +2 and it drops 0.01 of a point?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-09-17 23:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well... You really screwed up good this time.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-15 23:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah fuck, didn't do anything =(
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-15 23:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A perfect zero on 1,612 reviews.
AND WITH THIS +2...
A POSITIVE RATING HAS BEEN BORN!!!1!
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-09-15 22:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH FWAP! Cornucopia, dudes!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-09-14 10:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
im so glad i got reminded of this post
he really did save my day
and life
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-09-14 10:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=32561
Probably one of the best things I've ever seen.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-09-12 22:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
too bad he couldn't save this fucked post.
Submitted by bokinsmowls (user info) at 2006-09-12 22:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-09-12 11:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my god I farted!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-11 00:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck me in the anus!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-11 00:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anal pool of feces and dough!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-11 00:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-11 00:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
D00dy h0le.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-09-10 23:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you echo.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-09-08 21:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
seriously guys. that's enough.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It won't happen. How do I know? I'm bart's alter.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It'll be a sad day when bart caps these hits.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Peace be with you, my son
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THEY'RE ALL FAGGOTS I TELL YOU
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2006-09-05 11:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCKING GREAT.
A second helping of CRAZY is in order.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-05 11:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
.................
Kick.
Fucking.
Ass.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-08-27 03:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shutup.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Last Review.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shutup fags.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-21 19:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Last review.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-21 19:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-21 19:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jon Perry impregnated his entire harem of Down Syndrome children after he dressed them up in little Hitler outfits... even the boys!
- true story.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-21 19:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope. Sorry.
K. Last review.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-21 18:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Last review.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-21 18:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeaneee = Death-cunt
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-21 18:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Twatcock.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-08-15 01:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yo. I'm so fucking O.G.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-13 13:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Butt.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
out of my cock hole.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to poop.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to stop now.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WE WILL NEVER STOP.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
As long as ubersite is still running.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not even that.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As long as you are confused we will never stop.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We'll never stop.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But I lied.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not going to lie.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My ears just popped.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THIS is the last one.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
kidding.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No i mean this one.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ever again.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the last one.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
truly.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
forever ever ever ever ever ever
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I promise
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now we'll stop.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-08-11 11:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We've been commenting on this post in hopes that you'd grace us with your presence. Now that you have, we can stop commenting. Thank you.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-08-11 04:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
circle jerking bastards. explaine what this post means, not that i will ever daisy chain with you, but still. Explain it as you would to a 4th grader, who knowns nothing about anything. Seriously.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-11 03:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Penis cock.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-08-08 11:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
3. 11. 3 3 11.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-07 17:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're responsible for how many of these reviews exactly?
Let it die.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-07 17:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
311 BAB-AY!!!!!!!!!!1
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-08-07 11:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Slut.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-07 09:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-08-06 23:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-06 04:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
let's make the sex.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-08-06 03:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO, black people read this and they print it out and stuff their chicken with it.
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-08-05 19:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When black people read this story they go "AAYAAHYAAHYAAHYAAH, MOTHAFUCKA!"
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-08-05 18:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The legend of Jon Perry spawns back to the year 2001.
<ORGASM>
Man I am NEVER going to finish this.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-08-05 17:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OPEN YOUR FUCKING POOT
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-05 12:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AUTO +2 WET SLIMY JON PERRY COCK
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-08-04 22:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JON PERRY <3<3<3
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The only people who buy forties are alcoholics and blacks.
Ugh, now I'm being redundant.
JON PERRY WOOO!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY I'VE LOST ME YARBLES
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS POST ROCKS SO HARD MY PEE HOLE SHAT VOMIT!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-31 23:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NEXT
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-31 22:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mouth love is a sin
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-31 21:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny. She said that.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-31 17:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will fuck your mouth.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BOLLOCKS KRUMPET LORRY BONNET BOOT POT ROAST AND MEAT PIES!
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-07-30 23:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Narf my sod, you pansy wanka.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-29 12:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude speak english. What are you some kind of scouser cunt?
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-07-28 19:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wjolmrocrlat, I'm gonna stick a pile of chaff into your ass.
Then who'll look like a maniac, maniac, on the floor?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-27 03:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're not sorry, you cockstuffer!
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-07-27 01:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-27 01:04:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's Jeanneee
____________
So sorry, so sorry...
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-07-27 01:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EPPLIKS' totally NAFF guide to serving dinner to Jon Perry:
1 - Give him a break. He's bitter.
B.2 - Say "Welcome to the Collinses" when he comes to (and on) your door.
B.3 - Don't read lyrics from 'Djek' by TT34. He might explode because he's just as awesome as that song.
B.X - Feed him roast beest - BY HAND. If you lose a finger, then that's your fault. If you lose a penis, then remember - You tried.
2 - Massage his shoulders while he eats.
3 - "Homie" not "Homey".
4 - Stroke a naked bloke
17 - Declare war on Anarctica for shits
1 - Never, ever sneeze in his presence. Just suck it back into your nose.
1 - Eat in unison with him or he gets thrown off, and he cries because you're leaving him out.
777 - God Bless You and PRAISE JESUS
661 - Satan is coming up short because he borrows money from people and conveniently forgets to pay them back because he's a little bitch and a rat.
5 - And man is five, and man is five, and man is five, and man is five, and the devil is-
6 - Eat shit and die
1947 - Hooray we can afford coffee again!
twenty - Jon Perry will stay the night in your bed. Don't leave him alone or he gets scared.
one - See him to the door and walk him to his hover-bike.
If you've done all of this, then you might live to post another day...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-27 01:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's Jeanneee
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-07-27 00:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-26 00:36:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry I cut off your penis and baked it in the toaster oven. Will you ever forgive me?
_______
I'm sorry, what's your name, again?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-26 22:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Indeed.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All the Glories of Heaven are visble in the area between Jon Perry's scrotum and his rectal cavity.
He has "The Holy Taint."
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-26 19:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ANSWER: It's impossible!!! They're all too busy having sex with each other!!!!!
HAAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHA
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-26 11:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jon Perry: Hurtin' for a squirtin'
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-26 00:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry I cut off your penis and baked it in the toaster oven. Will you ever forgive me?
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-07-26 00:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-26 00:26:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
my rectum burns for you jon perry
_____
That's just me honey. I'm sorry.
And stop arching your back.
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-07-26 00:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The boy knows how to choke the balls down while my cock tickles his uvula.
Oh naff! California, dudes!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-26 00:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my rectum burns for you jon perry
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-26 00:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Agreed.
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-07-26 00:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-07-23 12:17:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't get it.
_____________________________
This guy is just begging for some nonconsensual ANUS SEX
He dresses in a speedo and runs around at children's birthday parties, trying to stick random things in his asshole (like cake, and party whistles, bicycle handles, etc.)
Maltese? More like nigger.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
See ya in the showers.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good job team.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Y
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
R
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
R
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
E
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
P
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
N
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
O
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
J
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
J J J J J J J J J
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GIVE ME A
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GIVE ME A
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GIVE ME A
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GIVE ME A
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THE RIGHT WAY
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LETS DO THAT AGAIN!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
R
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GAY
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:29:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Y
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
R
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
E
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
P
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
N
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
O
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
J
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 18:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Answer: He's a fag.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-25 14:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey guys, I got a joke for you... How many cystmasters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-07-25 13:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
all this waiting makes my dick shrivel up
i like it.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 13:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jon Perry will return. Just wait.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-07-25 12:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey man
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-25 12:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tons of tits.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tits McGee.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-24 01:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll fuck your butt.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-23 18:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maltese, you know what I don't get? Why you're still alive. I'd think that somebody would have killed you out of frustration by now.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-23 14:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Banned? But why?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-23 12:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
glad you haven't been banned for this yet
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-07-23 12:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't get it.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-23 12:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go fuck yourself.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-22 23:20:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man this shit blows.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-21 12:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Porno is awesome.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-20 12:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just asked her... She said I'm not allowed to use the computer anymore.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you don't know what I'm talking about ask your mom.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Except the best statement you can make is dragging the dead tit-less hooker behind your bike while floating in the menstrual fluids.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And when you dangle them from the handle bars they clearly make more of a statement than just pom pom things.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They act as floaty devices when you ride in menstrual fluids.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tits on a bicycle are very useful.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I beg to differ.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're about as useful as tits on a bicycle.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So hot right now.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2004-07-16 16:53:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally agree. Same thing happened here http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2004-07-16 12:57:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Bravo good sir!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-11 01:11:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally agree. Same thing happened here: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1089516120836421648
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-10 19:44:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I never plagarized! Bitch, I made all that shit up. I was tatooed with the lyrics on my stomach at birth, and I'm older than you so how the hell could I have plagarized? Bits.
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-10 11:01:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
You do plagerize bitch. You stole it from me. My idea first gayboy. Go eat some men. And you can make me a post saying how gay you are and sorry for being gay and then stop being gay so the gays don't run out of gays to gay it up with. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-10 01:20:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Go make me a pie, bitch. And while you're at it, you can cook me up a post so I can plagarize it too!
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-10 00:58:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
You need a maxi pad gayboy. Plus tembles is mad mad ghey. I hope you eat shit, wait you do. Gte those men off your face. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i just dropped the most magnificent dump of my entire lifetime in a wet cardboard box time-capsule
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YEAH I AM! SEE? SEE?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-07-19 21:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-18 13:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO YOU DIDN'T YOU'RE LYING
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-17 12:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i pooped myself.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-16 22:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can a brutha get a +2 for Jon Perry???
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-16 21:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep up the good work, Jonathan Perry!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-15 19:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Remember kids: Sometimes mental illness is a GOOD thing...
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-15 13:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Same here dude.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-15 12:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love this post so much...
It reminds me of that time after Grandpa got dementia and he tried to finger my ass crack because he thought he was back in WWII and he and his army buddies were gang raping that German teenager.
Awww... the memories...
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-15 11:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Immediately thought retard?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-14 18:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Understandable.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-14 18:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Sen. Santorum clearly has momentum on his side as demonstrated by his fundraising ability," Davis said.
It's a quote from the Pennsylvania Senate race.
Santorum is down 10-15% in the polls, but his campaign thinks that polls are unreliable and that donations are a a better barometer of how a candidate will do.
He's raised 20 million, his competitor has raised 10 million.
Sorry to intrude with this, but I saw the word ETS and well, yeah.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-14 18:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post reminds me of ETS.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-14 18:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yo true story.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gaf. (That's fag backwards! Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!)
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-14 03:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90473
Here, i changed my mind.
It sucks.
Submitted by guiness (user info) at 2006-07-14 01:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
needs more rape
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-14 01:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fine, I'm writing my entry you asshole.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-14 01:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There will never be a "Last" review on this post.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-14 01:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This will be the last review on this post.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-14 01:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JUST SHOW US YOUR COCK
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-14 00:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
because it's a fucking horseshit title.
I'll do something before the end of the night.
Fuck this though.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-13 23:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why aren't you putting anything up?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-13 23:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how could you lose if I don't put anything up?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-13 23:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope I lose.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-13 19:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT CHU GONNA DO BOUT THAT TITLE PRETTY BOY??!?!?!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-13 19:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOOORRRDDD!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-12 01:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AY YO YOU KNOW WHAT I HEAR? DOORKNOBS MAKE GOOD BUTT PLUGS/TODDLER TOYS! TALK ABOUT NAILING TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE!
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-11 13:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My God. This is still epic.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-10 02:11:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just beat off for 4 hours.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-07-10 02:01:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know that tiny little residual tickle that remains in the end of your urethra after blowing your load?
This post is just as awesome.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-10 01:48:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to be up in 4 fucking hours. Should I sleep at all?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-10 01:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Deal.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-09 19:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would, but it's like 5 hours away, and I hate driving.
I've decided that I am going to live in a house in the projects just so I can afford to hire a full=time driver. When that happens, I'll come over there and punch you in the balls with my Hulk Gloves that make noise!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-09 19:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M BACK
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-09 18:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
COME TO TECH HOMO DAN!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-09 18:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS WAS SO MONEY!!
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-09 18:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not my face, exactly...
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-09 18:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet your face exploded with excitement once you found it!
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-09 13:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have been looking for this post forever.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-09 10:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PLAY LIKE A CHAMPION
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-07-09 01:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-09 01:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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What?
Mandibles?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-09 00:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those weren't my tits, Lee Harvey. Those were my jowls.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-07 23:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT ABOUT COCKS?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-07 16:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YO! DUDE! NIIIIICE COCK!!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-06 12:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LAST REVIEW FUCKTWATS!
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-07-06 02:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-06 02:06:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've seen your tits. Does that count?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-06 01:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Only if you show me your tits.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-30 00:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're hot, let's fuck
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JEannnnnne, here's a picture of me: http://www.meatspin.com
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-29 00:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it already has cocks
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-06-29 00:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why do police dogs lick their ass?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-29 00:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
END IT WITH COCKS
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-29 00:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-29 00:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i can't think of a way to end my d-prime entry
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-28 10:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH YES THE FUCK STAINS OF HUMANITY BURN MY URETHRA SO GOOOOOOOOD!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-27 20:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Cyst, hook wormycat up with the picture of my left ass cheek. My work computer got seized by the feds so I don't have it anymore.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-06-25 02:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just doing my job keeping this piece of shit a highlight of Uberland.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-25 01:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-21 21:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-20 12:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to fuck a donkey.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tits, fart, turd n twat...
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-17 13:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-16 02:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JEANNNNNE!!!!!!! You're a dirty cuntwhore slut. Send me naked pics. My penis is enormous. Let me see. <3<3<3. YOu fucking cuntwhoreslutbaggingdildobuyingbitchtit.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-16 02:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JEANNNNNE!!!!!!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-15 23:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck tons of butt.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I made the face that bugs you.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-12 11:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-12 11:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Andrew WK
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-11 16:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-11 09:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man hoses.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-11 09:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like hoses.
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-06-11 02:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I HAVE A PRECARIOUSLY TILTING LAPTOP AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF JEANNEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-06-11 02:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-11 00:36:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's when you drop your pants and bend over, and I spank the shit out of you with a paddle, and then you tie me up with boarding-school neckties and beat me with a hose.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
O SWEET JESUS!
YES!
YES!
YES!
DO ME
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-11 01:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeannnne I'll play... But only if you send me pictures of your butthole and/or boobs. wijormiclat.at.mail.com
we can cyber too and then i'll fed ex you my sperm
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-11 00:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SOUNDS LIKE A GAS DON'T IT
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-11 00:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's when you drop your pants and bend over, and I spank the shit out of you with a paddle, and then you tie me up with boarding-school neckties and beat me with a hose.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-11 00:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i dobn't know what that is
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-11 00:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm fucking bored. Anyone for a round of Englishman's Vice?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is this thing on?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
anyone?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
except rammstein's du hast was playing instead
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ive masturbated to muted porno
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
its worth it
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
check it out
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
look her up
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
or some shit like that
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
monica bellucci
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
because she is a super fine lady
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
really like to have intercourse with her
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is that i would
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
all im trying to get at
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
really
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so i wouldn't feel bad about taking advantage of her super fine body
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i figure she'd be dead by then
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and this would go on every second of the day until that time is up
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
of the year 2458
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
until october
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
every which way
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
id fuck the shit out of her
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
then once i was done showing off
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:23:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
out of his own pubes
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
knitting a racoon puppet
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he'd be sitting in a kiddy pool filled with nail clippings and vomit?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
did i mention
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
in the corner of a dark room
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and bruce willis watches
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
while i titty fucked her
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
service my poopy butt
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
then have her gorgeous dick sucking lips
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
with a pineapple
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
then ram my own shit into her butt hole
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
id poop on her butt hole
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i know what id do
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thats all wrong
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no no no
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe i'd have sex with her
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sexually
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i wonder what i would do to her
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, shes one fine lady
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
anygay
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sometimes i go off on tangents
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
back to what i was saying
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thats a bad ass movie
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
she was also in tears of the sun
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that french chick is wicked hot
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i just watched the matrix reloaded
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah so
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-06-10 20:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want a new cellie who's farts don't smell like a fish processing plant.
White men only, need apply.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 19:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doesn't this post make you want to crap on a geriatric with glee?
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-06-10 19:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:43:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
rhododendron
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-10 19:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...in the form of a giant SLORE!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-09 18:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-09 18:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck everythign
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-09 18:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 18:40:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Like the angry wheat farmer who is angry because the locusts ate his crops. "DE DAMN BUGS ATE ALL MA WEET!"
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-09 14:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awsehre5trje
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-06-09 00:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahah....the review thing below is pretty fucking laughable!
ha! yes.
no more.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-09 00:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Slap my ass and call me Sally.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thank you new york!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm outta here!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ZING!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
or jeanneee's
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
like my grandma's
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
or a big grey crabby one
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
now that's a nice looking bush
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
rhododendron
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and gives birth to a bush
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
then i jizz her ear drums
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
in the butt
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
when i fuck her
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
on her
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
for lube
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so i don't have to waste my good loogies
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:41:43 EDT (#)
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and then she spits it into her own butt hole
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i want her gargling Indiana Jones semen
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
when i am fucking a chick with a huge beav
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
because
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that gave Indiana Jones head
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:40:28 EDT (#)
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or just a chick with a HUGE beaver
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thats what i meant
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd fuck myself
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
was that blatant enough?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
like mine
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
only because the bush was not connected to her chin
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
semi hot
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
there's a scene on the boat where you can see her bush
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i would bone Marian
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and the raiders of the lost ark
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just watched Indiana Jones.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 19:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love jerking off on this post.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-06 19:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday wormy cat!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-06 17:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ITS MY BIRTHDAY YOU FAGGOTS
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-06-04 02:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MOOOOOOOOOOOOO BITCH! I'LLMAKEYOUMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLIKEYOUNEVERMOOOO'DBEFORE!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-04 02:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Listen. Autistic kids have huge penises so they are great for sausage eating contests. FUck your tits. I have tons of porn packed away in my ass.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-06-03 22:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Again with this?
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-06-03 22:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still good.
But why do all autistic kids look that same? Does that make them...another species?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-03 22:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Until recently, this post had more hits than I have open sores on my genitals.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-03 20:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Until very recently, this post had more hits by itself than I did as a whole. Good work sir.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-03 20:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pork city is where i want to be.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-03 03:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeanne you're a dirty slut.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-01 22:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HELLO
IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-01 22:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
true that negro
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-27 14:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You kinky slut.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-27 13:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-26 04:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thats true but you can't deny their dedication and perserverance, its to be admired.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-26 04:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-26 04:15:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
this has got to be the best rated on a hit vs reviews ratio
Nope. not even close.
Wazza again takes the crown.
4600+ reviews, 30K hits.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-05-26 04:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-26 04:15:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
this has got to be the best rated on a hit vs reviews ratio
//
98 percent of the "reviews" were by 2 obsessed dorks clicking non stop for two months. That's pathetic. Get a life, all of you.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-26 04:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's the reviews that make it so tasty....
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-26 04:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this has got to be the best rated on a hit vs reviews ratio
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-26 03:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry I forgot my lunchbox...
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nothing brightens up my day like seeing this on MRR.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you guys mind if I pick my nose?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
how wise.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cunts are for cunts.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-23 01:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...says the guy who can't read good.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-22 01:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you tubby
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-22 01:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I got last.
Just because.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-22 01:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're missing out.
last review.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-20 20:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've never actually read this post.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-20 19:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally agree, Ax. NO MORE REVIEWS!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-18 16:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Guys, stop this immediately. I don't want to see any more reviews on this piece of shit.
THIS is the last review. Let it be as that. Stop reviewing.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-17 00:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude... guys... This is really immature. Just stop guys... The games are over.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-16 18:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yous gots tos bes jokings becauses thises thes lasts reviewssssssssss.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
seriously, this has to be the final review. no jokes you guys.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-16 08:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Turds. This is it.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-16 02:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
False. This is the final.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-16 01:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No. This is the final.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-15 22:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
then let this be the final review.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-05-15 21:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
(Put it to bed bwoys.)
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-15 21:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for me being so fucking drunk hooooly shit... Dude colin i called you like a bunch of times call me maan we'll smoke mad weed..
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! I do NOT remember posting this.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-15 19:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just copy, paste and post. jon perry guarentees hits for all.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-05-14 13:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This piece of shit has three times as many hits as i do. I'm gonna go kill a cat now...
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-14 13:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha, sorry man i haven't seen my phone i almost 2 weeks.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-14 03:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for me being so fucking drunk hooooly shit... Dude colin i called you like a bunch of times call me maan we'll smoke mad weed..
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-13 23:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Devils won 5-1
Carolina still leads the series 3-1 though. But at least there is hope.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-13 18:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO SABRES!A
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-13 17:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude I heard the New Jersey butt Devils lost.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-13 11:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy fucking cowabunga shit dudes
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-13 03:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tits auto +2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
palabra
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
word
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i know. that's a legitimate thought process and action.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who wouldn't?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-12 11:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, whenever i see a car wreck i crash into it. i suppose that's why i like coming here.
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-05-12 01:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Black coxxx
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-05-12 00:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-12 00:48:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
why do you care?
//
I always rubberneck at car wrecks, just wish I could help more.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-12 00:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why do you care?
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-05-12 00:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Cyst, you/Echo must need a new mouse after clicking on this 7000 times each. Hope this helps ease the burden, you must be exhausted.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-12 00:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but not his MRR
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-12 00:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i think bart took jon perry's heat.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-11 17:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(http://www.ubersite.com/m/37352)
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-11 13:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
of course i meant fortunately, my hetero subconscious must have put "un".
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-11 00:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Police think they can see me lean
I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen
When you see me ride by they can see the glean
And my shine on the deck and the TV screen
Ride with a new chick, she like hold up
Next to the playstation controller is a full clip and my pistola
Turn a jacker into a coma
Girl you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone
Just tryin to bone ain't tryin to have no babies
Rock clean itself so I pull in ladies
Laws of patrolling you know they hate me
Music turned all the way up until the maximum
I can speak for some niggas tryin to jack for some
But we packin somethin that we have and um will have a nigga locked up in the maximum
Security cell, I'm grippin oak
Music loud and tippin slow
Twist and twistin like hit this dough
Pull up from behind and is in his throat
Windows down gotta stop pollution
CDs change niggas like who is that producing?
This the Play-N-Skillz when we out and cruisin
Got warrants in every city except Houston but I'm still ain't losin
They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
I been drinkin and smokin holdin shit cause a brother can't focus
I gotta get to home 'fore the po po's scope this big ol Excursion swerving all up in the curve man
Nigga been sippin on that Hennessey and the gin again is in again we in the wind
Doin a hundred while I puff on the blunt
And rollin another one up, we livin like we ain't givin a fuck
I got a revolver in my right hand, 40 oz on my lap freezing my balls
Roll a nigga tree, green leaves and all
Comin pretty deep, me and my do-jo
I gotta get back to backstreets
Wanted by the six pound and I got heat glock glock shots to the block we creep creep
Pop Pop hope cops don't see me, on a low key
With no regards for the law we dodge em like fuck em all
But I won't get caught up and brought up on charges for none of y'all
Keep a gun in car, and a blunt to spark, but well if you want, nigga you poppin dark
Ready or not we bust shots off in the air Krayzie Bone and Chamillionaire
They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Do what you thinkin so, I tried to let you go
Turn up a blink of light and I swang it slower
A nigga upset for sure cause they think they know that they catchin me with plenty of the drinkin drough
So they get behind me tryin to check my tags, look at my rearview and they smilin
Thinkin they'll catch me on the wrong well keep tryin
Cause they denyin is racial profiling
Houston, TX you can check my tags
Pull me over try to check my slab
Glove compartment gotta get my cash
Cause the crooked cops try to come up fast
And been a baller that I am I talk to them, giving a damn bout not feeling my attitude
When they realize I ain't even ridin dirty bet you'll be leavin with an even madder mood
I'mma laugh at you then I'mma have to cruise I'm in number two on some more DJ Screw
You can't arrest me plus you can't sue
This a message to the laws tellin them WE HATE YOU
I can't be toss or tell em that they shoulda known
Tippin down sittin crooked on my chrome
Bookin my phone tryin to find a chick I wanna bone
Like they couldn't stop me I'mma bout to pull up at your home and it's on
They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-11 00:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The only right way to take it.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-11 00:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In the ass.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-11 00:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Right?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-11 00:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you mean fortunately?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-11 00:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
unfortunately?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-10 22:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
probably up the ass, unfortunately
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-10 22:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
we'll take it
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-10 19:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hits lol have a 0 it will bring you up i salute you
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-10 17:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what's wrong with that?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-10 15:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Rape and murder
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i know that guy
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wtf
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
after they have been pumped full of my juices
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so im forced to fuck little boys and eat them
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so i can't lap it up off the ground
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and when it falls to the ground it spontaneously combusts
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:24:56 EDT (#)
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or a straw of piece of pvc tubing long enough to reach my ass
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:24:38 EDT (#)
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and i have no hands to wipe it up with and put in my mouth
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:24:20 EDT (#)
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and wehn i cum it dribbles out of my ass
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:24:04 EDT (#)
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too bad i have a vagina
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and i would suck my own dick if i could
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:23:36 EDT (#)
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so eating myself would be awesome
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
plus im'm a narcisist
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what can i say?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:23:00 EDT (#)
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its a turn on.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:22:51 EDT (#)
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because i like the tatse of my own jizz inside of another person's body.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
then eat them
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i would rather rape them first
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who likes eating little boys?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-09 11:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is better.
NSFW( http://www.ubersite.com/m/50322 )
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 11:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PS
There's nothing wrong with merely having a conversation within the reviews of one of MY favorite posts. If you don't like, stop coming to the post. No one is forcing you to stare at the MRR or heated. Scratch your queermo eyes out so you can't see it and be bothered by seeing a post of this excellent calliber being reviewed over your shitty outdated posts.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-09 09:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Y'all are wrong, this post is great. I don't know if catchy is the right word though because that word sucks and is queer.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 09:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 01:17:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
Georgemichael is pretty gay.
Plus he's an alter.
________________________--------
Awesome detective skills sherlock...
"hey echoboxing if you +2 all my posts, I will +2 all your posts and then blow you, DEAL?"
"Okay cyst master and then we will go and +2 my alters posts MrsCleanButtFucks but DON'T tell anyone okay? then we can fuck all day"
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-05-09 08:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's look at the facts:
Currently, re 16 y/olds has 3000+ more replies than this post.
This post has yet to have it's abilities to make it onto most heated/MRR revoked.
The majority of this post's reviews have come from 1 person's spamming. (Granted, 75% of re 16 y/olds reviews, since we've broken the record, have come from 1 person, but there's nothing we can do to stop him.)
Unlike Wazza's timeless masterpiece, there is nothing catchy about this post. "what the hell man..." will continue to grace reviews for ages to come. What the fuck is this post?
Now, all of this adds up to the following: Not a goddamn thing. Either way, gather a larger following, or troll on a catchier post.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 01:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Georgemichael is pretty gay.
Plus he's an alter.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally agree. Same thing happened here http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
COWABUNGA DUDES
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH SNAP
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
go
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jon perry
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i think everyone knows where it goes from there
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
etc
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
compton and long beach together, now you know you in trouble
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
give me the microphone first so i can bust like a bubble
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMFG U GUYZ MST HEAT IS SUCH A HONER!!!!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:22:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-08 16:59:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-08 16:51:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-08 16:48:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
A +2 to help drive that piece of shit "This Man Saved Your Life" from the top heated spot.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wait...who cares!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who the fuck are you?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:13:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 echoboxing
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cowabunga dudes
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i hear hell is lovely this time of year
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and if you're black, you're going to die.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're in the jungle baby
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
in the jungle
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
let's go bowling
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck it dude
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he never forgets about the gelgamex
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good thing he's an intergalactic warrior
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
of course no human woman has the oral capacity to accept his entire meat stick.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
better yet, jon perry's dick
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so if that doesn't make sense, you can all suck pauly shore's dick
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i've already forgotten what i was saying
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
or something like that
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
there's too many to list
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's like asking how many numbers there are
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why is jon perry so awesome?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NOT ME
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
actually, who cares?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why doesn't orgasmatron like jon perry?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 FOR DIRTY WHORES/ANAL SEX
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO JON PERRY GO
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAH look at this beast fucking go.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck is going on here.
People should be turning up in the thousands to keep that dumb whore's post off the top of most heated.
Fucking Mallethead.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry, Shloongy. I completely forgot that HHI is so close to Savannah.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Savannah and you didn't email me?
Fucking slore bitch. I'm 25 minutes away...Hell, I'll be there tomorrow afternoon.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goodbye my little herpes sore
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
goodbye green eyes
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
smooch smooch smooch
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i love you too.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, OK. I love you, let's never fight again.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
food time sluthoe
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GET A NEW INSULT DOUCHE LANOUCHE
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm starving......let's get some fuckin' french toast!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SUCK A DICK HOEBAG
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGATRON
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
its so awesome having nothing to do
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good! I'm so jealous. Fucking slut.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But yeah, my vacation is awesome!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU WHORE!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nah, just the guy I was visiting, and he's seen it tons of times anyway.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
because thats not fair if others saw it and I haven't.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did people see your cooch?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's lame. How's your vacation going?
Haha, remember how I told you I was going to Savannah this past weekend? Well I had been there for all of 30 minutes when I managed to slip and fall all the way down a concrete staircase in a short skirt. It was pretty much the coolest thing ever.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:58:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so how's work today?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
will do.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
They have it at Dick's Sporting Goods I think. Look in the golf section.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
where can you score me some?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i love that shit
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well I guess I'll just have to drown you in a hot bucket of horse syphilis then.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:48:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
because i like them all cut up and bloody
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
but that's impossible
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:47:43 EDT (#)
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you're going to have to find a body part i don't like getting mutilated.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:44:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Up your ass, shitlicker. I'd stab you in the taint if you didn't love it so much.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shutup hoe
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My ears are ringing
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thansk for your time everyone.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:34:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he appreciates it.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations on a job well done Jon Perry.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
let's congratulate him on a job well done
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and beautiful
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jon perry is so mysterious
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and once again saving the world
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and as a result creating a poopy boner
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and fuck his tight pink boy ass
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and get jon perry drunk!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
because then we can make beer with a snatch
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
assuming they're all yeasty and shit
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
but poopy vaginas are cool too
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
poopy boners are even cooler
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
boners are awesome
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
which is cool
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
saving it from not moving
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:31:47 EDT (#)
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which in turn makes the world go round
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
make poopy boners
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
because thats what he does best
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
of saving the world
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
but he always does his job
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:30:46 EDT (#)
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and if the world didn't go round then jon perry didn't do his job
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
because poopy boners are what makes the world go round
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and when i say gross i mean awesome
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
we all know poopy boners are gross
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
of a poopy boner
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
from eternal damnation
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:29:16 EDT (#)
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as jon perry saved us
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
knowing we made the world a better place
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so we can beat off in peace tonight
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lets get this to 2000 by the end of the day
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
anyone up for the challenge?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1000 in one day?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TINYURL.COM/FUCKUWOO
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WEETS!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HEATS?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.todoperverso.com/samples/extreme0612/shock01.jpg http://www.todoperverso.com/samples/extreme0612/shock02.jpg fdefs
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.todoperverso.com/samples/extreme0612/shock01.jpg http://www.todoperverso.com/samples/extreme0612/shock02.jpg
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cyst Master eats babies
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Penis vagina
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 16:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This should stay #1
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-08 15:52:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey whats up
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-08 11:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.todoperverso.com/samples/extreme0612/shock01.jpg http://www.todoperverso.com/samples/extreme0612/shock02.jpg http://www.todoperverso.com/samples/extreme0612/shock03.jpg http://www.todoperverso.com/samples/extreme0612/shock04.jpg http://www.todoperverso.com/samples/extreme0612/shock05.jpg http://www.todoperverso.com/samples/extreme0612/shock06.jpg http://www.todoperverso.com/samples/extreme0612/shock07.jpg http://www.todoperverso.com/samples/extreme0612/shock08.jpg http://www.todoperverso.com/samples/extreme0612/shock09.jpg http://www.todoperverso.com/samples/extreme0612/shock10.jpg http://www.todoperverso.com/samples/extreme0612/shock11.jpg http://www.todoperverso.com/samples/extreme0612/shock12.jpg
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-08 11:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.l33thaxor.tk/
http://www.bottleguy.com/
http://www.phreak.org/ana/skinny.html
http://www.mongface.com/
http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/
http://www.teletorrents.org/
http://poetry.rotten.com/stained-glass/
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-08 07:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oooooooooooooooooooh no. We'll just do what we did last time.
Superday.
1000 reviews in a single day.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 07:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Far way away from Wazza. But one day....one day....
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-08 05:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Still got 3500 reviews to go.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-08 05:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm thrilled to see this classic on the top again!
All Hail The Cyst Master!!!
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-05-08 00:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Back from the dead are you? I'm onto your game, bwoy. Velvet sees all. Don't even try.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-08 00:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jealous much?
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
.... meanwhile, whilst he searches cutdowns.com..........
pathetic!
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You internet-dwelling cum-slurpping ass crack sniffing joy-stick boy, dick-gobbling nobody, wish-you-could-write-but-can't ass fungas, no-girlfriend having pathetic piece of going-on-line-weekends ass-flap! A pox upon your house, a plague upon your progeny! Bring it! Loser!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
of your godly abilities
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
out of amazement
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
because my dick would explode
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and i would not beat off to your wedding photos.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you and electro would make a beautiful couple.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so long my sweet loving boy thing.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you heard it first Jon Perry.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and i like it
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i eat scrote too
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i huff gas
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
faggotry in a tree
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ghey
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i mean gay
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i concur
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he probably sucked the msot anal cock of all time
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he sucked much anal cock.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He was terrible.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the rapper?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Remember Mase?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pussy crook
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
aka
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
snatch stealer
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that's better
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
spooge pirater
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
spooge pirate
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cum shooter
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:28:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
knee buster
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
twat grabber
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jizz licker
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dick sniffer
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cum guzzler
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tit butcher
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tit fucker
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cock holer
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
rim jobber
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ass eater
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pinch gobbler
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
boner slasher
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shit eater
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cock smoker
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
penis boy
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
idiot
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:25:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fag boy
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
gay boy
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Straight boy.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop being so straight Echo.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jon Perry is a fox.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sexy like a fox.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SEXAY!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And when I say hot I mean sexy
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Concentration camps are hot.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its awesome
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I love beating off.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
14 times!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I jacked off to every episode.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Band of Brothers is the best DVD set of all times.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SUCK A FUCKING DICK
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And I guess it says....
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But we can guess.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The world will never know.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
didn't think so.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CAN ANYONE CRACK THAT CODE???
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
agnubawoc
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:07:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh snap
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
perfection
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-07 21:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
word to your mother.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-07 21:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BY BEING TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME, THAT'S HOW!!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-07 21:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nevermind, i know how he does it.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-07 21:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and back on most heated??? how does jon perry do it??
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-07 21:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
with over 1000 reviews, this post now stands alone as every one of the top 10 posts on ubersite.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post rocks hard.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking yeah.
Jon Perry is officially not cool. He's too mainstream. And we ain't no comformists.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love fucking little boys.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mad little boy disease.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now they'll get mad cow disease, but of little boys.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Too bad they don't know they're actually drinking ground up little boys and semen.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the free salty milk shakes of jizz.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's also why little boys migrate to your house.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's why "YOU WANT THE BANANA! IN DA SHOWA!"
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was a make-shift butt plug.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And a banana fell out of his ass.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
In your shower.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kuehn popped my anal cherry there.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Virginity of the ass.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And how I lost my virginity.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's also how I got athlete's foot.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Because it had my AIDSy load on/in/around it.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's how it died of AIDS.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It reminds of that time I blew a load in your shower and wiped it up with your cat.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know, right?!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-06 13:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT A FIND!!!
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Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-05 18:04:43 EDT (#)
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I'm an old white lady and I have no idea what you're talking about.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-05 18:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
daly's my nigga in tiger woods 05. though i sometimes give in to temptation in the form of gay sweaters and use howell III.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-05 18:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh wow, I'm really sorry
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-05 17:59:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DALY IS MY ETERNAL HERO AND SOLE REASON FOR LIVING!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-05 17:57:39 EDT (#)
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John Daly is a bloated sack of sewage who's married to a piece of Tennessee trailer trash.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-05 17:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wish i was john daly so i could have lost $50 million gambling. sounds like paradise to me.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-05 17:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's better than too much time and not enough dick
right?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-05 17:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How come I never saw this before? Weird.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-05 17:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So much dick and so little time.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-05 17:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-04 23:01:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-04 13:11:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yo shitfuck
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Awesome....
Awesome to the max!
I CONCUR
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-05 17:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO CANCER!!! I LOVE CANCER!!! I WANT TO MARRY CANCER!!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-05 17:03:59 EDT (#)
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so everyone keeps their cancer because i hate everyone.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-05 17:03:41 EDT (#)
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although i get to choose whose cancer i cure
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-05 17:03:23 EDT (#)
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and the world will thank me because my skullfucks cure cancer
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-05 17:03:06 EDT (#)
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I'LL SKULLFUCK THE WORLD GOD DAMN IT
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-05 17:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DON'T LOOK AT ME!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-05 17:02:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my nigga
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-05 17:01:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
vincent vega in the house?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-05 17:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good to hear that
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-05 17:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-05 17:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, real.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-05 17:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i've never read any of the reviews on this post. all i have to say is I LOVE SEEING THIS POST ON THE MRR!!!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-05 02:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Suck a cock and dick a fuck shit hole cunt bitch.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-05 02:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT THE FUCK
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-05 02:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:09:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're going to have a title like that, might as well have some old people buttsecks. What the fuck is your problem? Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:09:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're going to have a title like that, might as well have some old people buttsecks. What the fuck is your problem? Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:09:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're going to have a title like that, might as well have some old people buttsecks. What the fuck is your problem? Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:09:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're going to have a title like that, might as well have some old people buttsecks. What the fuck is your problem? Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:09:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're going to have a title like that, might as well have some old people buttsecks. What the fuck is your problem? Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:09:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're going to have a title like that, might as well have some old people buttsecks. What the fuck is your problem? Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:09:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're going to have a title like that, might as well have some old people buttsecks. What the fuck is your problem? Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:09:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're going to have a title like that, might as well have some old people buttsecks. What the fuck is your problem? Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:09:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're going to have a title like that, might as well have some old people buttsecks. What the fuck is your problem? Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:09:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're going to have a title like that, might as well have some old people buttsecks. What the fuck is your problem? Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:09:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're going to have a title like that, might as well have some old people buttsecks. What the fuck is your problem? Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:09:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're going to have a title like that, might as well have some old people buttsecks. What the fuck is your problem?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-05 02:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:09:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're going to have a title like that, might as well have some old people buttsecks. What the fuck is your problem?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-05 02:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:09:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're going to have a title like that, might as well have some old people buttsecks. What the fuck is your problem?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-05 02:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:09:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're going to have a title like that, might as well have some old people buttsecks. What the fuck is your problem?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-05 01:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut your fucking jew mouth.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-05-04 23:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-05-04 23:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This isn't for the post.
Or the poster.
I just hate seeing
this fucking title
on MRR
all the goodamn
time.
So this is for that.
I feel better now.
_________________________
I second that....
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-04 23:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This isn't for the post.
Or the poster.
I just hate seeing
this fucking title
on MRR
all the goodamn
time.
So this is for that.
I feel better now.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-04 23:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PARENTS GONE ALL WEEKEND PARTY AT MY HOUSE FUCKERS
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-04 23:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-04 13:11:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yo shitfuck
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Awesome....
Awesome to the max!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-04 23:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I need to be cyst_raped! RIGHT NOW!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-04 22:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking yeah
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-04 19:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YO WHO GOT BEAN BAG CHAIRS> YOU GUYS GOT BEAN BAG CHAIRS?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anal asses ate anus apples.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a bean bag chair. It's gay.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-05-04 13:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys got bean bag chairs?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-04 13:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yo shitfuck
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Awesome
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-05-04 13:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck dude, weed is like, the shit.
Video games? Anyone?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-04 12:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You-got-bean-bag-chairs?!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-04 00:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You you guys got beanbag chairs?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-03 21:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i know
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 12:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a hairy ass
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-03 11:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LET IT GROW
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-03 11:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LET IT RAIN
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-03 11:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'LL PLANT A PLANT IN YOUR ASS HAIR
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-03 11:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT ARE YOU YAMMERING ABOUT DOCTOR FAG?!!?!?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 01:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
YO IM EAZY E AND I GOT BITCHES GALORE!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 01:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BUST A NUT
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 01:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BUST A NIUT
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 01:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ID RATHER FUCK WITH YOU EAZY E YO IM EAZY E ID RATHER FUK YOUR PUSSY'S GOOD NOW IM FUCKING WITH YOUE MOUTH EAZY E KNOWS HOW TO FUCK
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 01:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
CITY OF COMPTON CUTY COF COMPTON CITY OF COMPTYTON CITY OF COMPTONM CITY OF COMTPN CITYOF CMPTON CITTY OGFC OMPTN
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 01:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WQE AMKE HARDCORE JAMS SO FUCK YUO DSGSFDHD 9BALL ROLLIN
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 01:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LISTEN UPO CLOSE TO ROILL CALL EAZY E AND WE MAKE THE DUECE
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 01:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NBOW YA FLY BITCH IS ALL OVER YO DICK
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 01:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BOYZ IN THA HOOD AND ALL UP INY ASS
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 01:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK THA POICE AND 4-0-2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 01:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK IT UP YALL
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SILVER GAT WHAT TIME IT WAS
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TRUNK
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CRUISING DOWN THE STREET IN MY 8-6-FO
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
8 BALL ROLLIN'
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IF DR DRE WAS A RAPPER ID LISTEN TO HIM
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YO EAZY E GOT AIDS BUT HE'S STILL COO
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I DNT DRINK BRASS MONKEY
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
VAGINA
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
VAGINAA
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHUT YOUR VAGINAAA
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHGUT YOUR PEEPEE
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHUT YOUR WEINER
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHUT YOUR MUSHROOM TIP
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHUT YOUR PENIS
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHBUT YOUR PENII
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHUT YOUR COCK
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHUT YOUR DICK
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHUIT YOUR DICK
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-02 07:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yo I just wrote like 20 pages.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-01 13:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my butthole is leaking motor oil in anticipation.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-01 12:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-01 12:11:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
yo cvyustfaggot i just had a kickass idea for your next post. you'll understand with two words...
blowjob shack.
tell me that doesn't make your vag drip sandpaper. you can't because that would be a lie and you only lie when your dogs want the truth.
--------------
hahahahahahHAHAAH87YAUIHAHAHAHAHAH
You are so right.
Soon my good man. Hhahahahahaha this will be grand.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-01 12:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by emordnilaP (user info) at 2006-05-01 00:35:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Can someone explain this to me???
---------
you owe jon perry everything. show some fucking respect (in the form of a +2).
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-01 12:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yo cvyustfaggot i just had a kickass idea for your next post. you'll understand with two words...
blowjob shack.
tell me that doesn't make your vag drip sandpaper. you can't because that would be a lie and you only lie when your dogs want the truth.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-01 01:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by emordnilaP (user info) at 2006-05-01 00:35:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Can someone explain this to me???
---------------
Sure.
Eat shit and die if you need an explantion.
That help?
Submitted by emordnilaP (user info) at 2006-05-01 00:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can someone explain this to me???
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-01 00:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
can a nigga borrow a pencil?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-29 02:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Manbearpig
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-28 14:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ManBearPig
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-28 14:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Manbearpig needs to be stopped. I'm serial.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-28 13:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FACT: ManBearPig is the most dangerous species roaming the Colorado countryside today.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-28 13:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FACT: BRETT FAVRE HAD HERPES BUT HIS SYPHILIS ATE IT FOR SUSTENANCE.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-28 13:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DARE: I want to see.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-28 12:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FACT: MARK MESSIER'S RECTUM CAN ACCOMMODATE THE ENTIRE STATE OF OKLAHOMA'S POTATO STORES.
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-04-28 03:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you can fuck that bitch but you gotta dig her up yourself
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-28 01:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man. I haven't done that in a while. I'm due. She's due. It will be grand.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-27 23:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO SUCK YOUR MOM'S DICK.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 22:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CNN.com is reporting a story that Brett Favre was caught in a hotel room with 5 former Chicago Bears, one of whom is Mike Ditka.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-27 22:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hockey is for homos.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 21:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SUCK YOUR OWN DICK
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SUCK DICK
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the only thing left to say is FUCK MAD TITTIES!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BITS' TITS BITS
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
although i rarely use them, so it doesn't affect me too much. : )
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but as you can see, it comes out shitty.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the second one looks fine before you post it.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
case in point -
: ( vs. :(
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if you don't put a space between the : and the ( then it comes out really shitty
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
: (
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IRREFUTABLE INFALLABLE LOGIC!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
therefore, i'd be a sad panda
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and the rangers would make me sad...
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if i wasn't human i'd be a panda
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that just makes me so sad
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn, i just can't believe it's 3-0
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and that's a fact
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and chris drury is a hometown sex bucket
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and the sabres are aight with me because their not the devils, flyers or islanders.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i couldn't handle the devils and flyers moving on
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if the devils win, the flyers better lose
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmm, let's go sabres?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IT'S NOT OVER!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn nigga
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and the devils winning their last 10 straight probably had something to do with their confidence
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
losing 8 straight to end the season didn't help
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, i guess fuck ranger tits because they look like shit
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and fuck devil tits
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THESE CAN LINERS REALLY LOCK IN THAT ROCKY MOUNTAIN TASTE!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my gynocolegist put me on a nutri grain, cheez it, bubble wrap and wax candle diet but it makes my feet revolt. what do it do?!?!?!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i guess you can't do that
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fece Boys - Poo Rap.wav
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-24 23:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll call your gay ass with details.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-24 23:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cincinatti, cleveland, columbus, va beach, and dc
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-24 23:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When and where are they playing?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-24 22:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's important to have trust your first time
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-24 22:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I broke my first hymen in Vegas. It hurt but I'm really glad my dad was the one who did it.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i got married in vegas this weekend.
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought it was Joe Perry you were writing about and when I saw it wasn't I stopped reading, and decided to do this. Because I'm PMSing.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who's road tripping with me to see 311?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-23 23:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
forever
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-04-23 20:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How long will the post live?
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-23 20:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This post is out of control.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-23 20:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NOW?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-23 12:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck you.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-23 12:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YO I CIGARETTES ARE BAD FOR YALL YA HEARD?????
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-21 23:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry Ax Man. We suck.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-21 18:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wormsjeatshitj however you spell that
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-21 18:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cunt Weirdo
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-21 18:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cyst Master
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-21 18:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Echoboxing
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-21 17:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heat
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-21 17:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bosh
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-21 17:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
weet
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-21 17:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cunt
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want some weed.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck dudes
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I gots a water bong made of my bicycle pump.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
smoking cock is cool
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
better
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SUCK-ON-DIS-A-ONE-TIME!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Suck-on-dis-a-time!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-21 00:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU GOTTA PET THE MINGE!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-20 23:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i have 800 pairs of skidmarked pantaloons
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
800 you giant fuckboxes.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-20 17:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PUT THE FUCKING POO RAP UP YOU BEANER TOWEL!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-20 17:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MARAIOOPANANA IS A FAG
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-20 17:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anal battering chicken butt-basting ass-blood lubed-up chicken pants.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-20 15:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
maiorano's putting songs he sung up and shit. repost the poo rap nigga.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-20 10:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck a bits?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-20 02:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cyst, repost the poo rap for this gay song shit.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-19 23:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO! Not his vaseline! How will he lube the cucumbers?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-19 23:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THEY TOOK YOUR DAD?!?!?
AND HIS GALLON OF VASOLINE?!?!?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-19 22:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MY GOD THANK GOD THE PANTY PERVERT HAS BEEN ARRESTED!!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-19 13:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it shall.
FUCK YOUR TITS
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-19 13:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's go Whales! Especially the beached once with nice soft decomposing verjiners.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-19 13:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LETS GO WHALERS!!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-19 12:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This shall be an interesting series.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-19 11:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i can't fucking believe the devils won the atlantic.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I smell dick.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-18 23:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know what that fuck represents. I know.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-18 21:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-18 11:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bits tits.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-18 01:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tits
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-18 00:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your grizzly dad is schuper schweet.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-17 23:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH SNAP! MY DAD IS HOT! wahet?
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-17 23:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-17 23:01:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Why would you fuck that hound?
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Because I was drunk and she looked like your dad.
OH SNAP! COWABUNGA DUDES!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-17 23:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why would you fuck that hound?
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-17 21:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck your ears, I lost my dignity this weekend.
http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/5879/alterbutt2vu.gif
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-17 21:16:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHITPISSFUCK
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-17 20:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
turtle fucking mammoth dick
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-17 18:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I lost my aural virginity this weekend.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LEAVE FOR FOUR FUCKING DAYS AND THIS IS WHAT I RETURN TO???!?!?!!!
86 DICKS?!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ALSO, I MASSAGED MY PROSTATE WITH A PS2 CONTROLLER AND MILKED IT TO DISINTIGRATION
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I GOT NEW SANDALS BECAUSE MRS CLEAN BUTT FUCKS STEPPED ON MY HEEL AND RUINED MY LIFE!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-17 00:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCKING A!!!!lkjHAFDSHSJG
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-17 00:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.flagrantdisregard.com/flickr/motivator.php
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-17 00:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was wondering why my sister combusted and my flesh melted away.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-16 22:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-15 21:10:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-15 14:33:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Cyst Masturbator - I raped your mypsace.
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I'm on myspace?
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Woops, typo.
I raped the SPACE around you. The physical void surrounding your body.
I raped it so hard that I cut a hole in the universe and ignited the air, causing a chain reaction. The earth's atmostphere turned to liquid fire, and...
...oh, that old story.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-15 21:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-15 14:33:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Cyst Masturbator - I raped your mypsace.
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I'm on myspace?
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-15 19:40:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This pud's for you.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-15 14:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Soooo.... you guys know that if you need a penis and want to use mine... you know... it's cool...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-15 14:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cyst Masturbator - I raped your mypsace.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gag on a penis, Echoboxing.
And then when you're done, share it with me, will you?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.flagrantdisregard.com/flickr/motivator.php
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Isn't there a website where you can make your own inspirational posters with pictures of nature and shit? And have them say shit about failure, balls, and camping or whatever?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, that'll tighten your sphincter quick, fast and in a hurry.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...and anal sex.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kegals, that's what you got to do.
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Contrary; I just got here and I've already sworn my life to this story...
Ass my faggin' balls for a minute. Im gonna be down at the butt mill doing some exercises.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-14 00:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Or he wants my dick biten off. I can do that myself. But I might need help....
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-14 00:49:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Epplicks didn't like my story...
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-14 00:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-04-13 22:59:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
why the fuck is this still going on?
ahh well.
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Fuck you bitch. I'm gonna make a woman outta you...
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-13 23:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you have to read it. then you'll understand.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-04-13 22:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
why the fuck is this still going on?
ahh well.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-13 22:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so the fresh ones are full price?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-13 22:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The used hymens are on sale... Only 1 hole in them!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
do i need to be a member of the "stop and shop club" or is it on sale for all?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's on sale at Stop and Shop. 4 for 2 hymens.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-13 12:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mine went bad, i'll have to get more from the supermarket.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-13 12:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have you had your penis fucking ass blood today?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-12 23:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-12 23:39:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
penis-fucking ass-blood
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This guy's awesome!
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-12 23:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
penis-fucking ass-blood
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-12 22:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember that. I disguised my face as the toilet seat.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-12 22:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got AIDS from a toilet seat... Of course I fucked the toilet seat, but that's a different matter entirely...
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-12 22:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You don't get AIDS if you close your eyes during the act, then run into the bathroom immediately after, grab the soap, spin around three times and look in the mirror and say "BEEBLEBLASTER BEEBLEBLASTER BEEBLEBLASTER!"
Trust me. It works.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
man, you can get AIDS from everything nowadays.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You can't get AIDS if you eat someone, right?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
excuse me.
hey bear fucker!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-12 14:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whole?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I ate a lightbulb.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-12 12:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if i lost face in front of my dinner i'd kill a bitch.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-12 12:27:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I usually go out to bars and date rape girls, and then I go to the park to do regular rape. Then I go home and beat my wife for not making my dinner on time, and then when she says my dinner IS ready, I beat her again for correcting me in front of my dinner.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-12 12:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We need to combine fucked upness and make people cry.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-12 12:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My favorite is bottleguy.
I'm going to make a post soon with many fun links.
Enjoy!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-12 12:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think I ever thanked the Ax Man for supplying me with beating material for at least a week with all those links.
Thanks Ax Man.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-12 12:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BIKE COP NIGGA
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-12 10:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucked a rabbit. It said Haha, so I put it in his ear and skulled it dead.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-12 09:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's not what I heard...
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-12 05:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I fucked a lake once. I was standing there, dipping my wiener into the water again and again.
That should be a comic book. "Lakefucker Jones"
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-12 01:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I pissed my fuck and ran shit all over my dick hole what.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-11 23:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he's a team player for sure.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-11 23:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's good like that.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-11 23:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i asked him for a reach around. he obliged.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-11 22:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ask Mr. Owl.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i always bite before i get there. the world may never know.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How many licks does it take to get to the center of my butthole?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a whole one? i find them filling and can never finish. i'm not too proud to ask for a doggy bag though.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One time I ate an ass.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-11 19:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-11 19:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have sex with men.
There.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, i tried the toaster thing, but what you said makes sense.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you have to bleed them first, then the magic ink will show up.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i cut my deck to the queen of spades but the cards were all the same.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-11 01:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BAAAAAAAAA-ZING.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-11 00:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because you talk in your sleep.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-11 00:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
How did you guys know what I did for a living?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-11 00:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha yeah. Usually the guy asks the girl. Go figure.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-11 00:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tits?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-10 23:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and pooponmygargantuanmember.com isn't even a real site. fuck you for getting my hopes up asshole.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-10 23:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey cyst, method wants to ask you to prom!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86052#1914398
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-10 23:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know! Me too.
l
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l
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-10 23:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally agree! Same thing happened here: http://www.pooponmygargantuanmember.com
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-10 23:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Curses screech.. ya of the world to mass!
I GET IT!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-10 23:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT I'VE GOT SOGGY PANTS!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-10 22:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
maudit criss..ya du monde à messe!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-10 22:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's so hot right now.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-10 21:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How about I just call you Titty McDicky.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-10 20:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're not the first to call me Kunt Wierdo.
But I'll let you live this time, you human tubesteak.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-10 19:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Listen Kunt Wierdo... I'm a fucking pimp, and you fucking respect that, or I'll shit on your titties.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-10 19:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd say you're onto something, WORMCAT.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-10 19:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fat Upper Pussy Area
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-10 18:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck is a FUPA? It sounds like mexican slang for a 14 year-old prostitute.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-10 14:35:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
we're in love by the way, so don't think about stealing her.
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As soon as I get a forklift, I'm gonna put her in a well and process her with lotion. I could make seven woman suits outta THAT - or a festive tent!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-10 14:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm going to fuck her picture right now.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-10 14:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
we're in love by the way, so don't think about stealing her.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-10 14:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's my girlfriend.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-10 14:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=ASAYOSK-QTC
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-10 12:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO GENEDOG!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-10 09:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nan u gatme watdre girl?
Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2006-04-10 08:41:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck! Are you talking about? ----2 , Minus Two , Take two away from from Zero = -2
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-10 04:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Prince - Jack U Off
If U're looking for somewhere to go
Thought I'd take u to a movie show
Sittin' in the back and I'll jack u off
I can't give u everything u want
But I can take u to a restaurant
If u're not hungry
I'll jack u off
If your man ain't no good
Come on over to my neighborhood
We can jump in the sack and I'll jack u off
If u're tired of the masturbater
Little girl, we can go on a date
And if u like, I'll jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off
I only do it for a worthy cause
Viriginity or menopause
U'll have an instant heart attack if I jack u off
If u really really want to be a star
We gotta do it in your momma's car
Naked in a Cadillac, I'll jack u off
If we can't find no place to go
Girl, I'll take u to a movie show, we can sit in the back
And I'll jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, yeah
Yeah, yeah, I'll jack u off
Alright say, we'll put some funk on here
I'll jack u off
If u ain't chicken baby, come here
If u're good I'll even let u steer
As a matter of fact, u can jack me off
Yeah, that's right
I'll jack u off, yeah
I'll jack u off
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-09 23:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HhahahahahHAHAHHAHAHahaha Mean GeNe!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-09 23:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i guess i'll play.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-09 23:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's a good sport: Homoerotica.
Think of it as wrestling. "And Mean Gene the Queen goes for the reach around!"
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-09 22:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LET'S GO WHAAAAAAAAALERS!!!
hockey sucks
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-09 22:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-09 21:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAH, HIS MOLESTEROL IS OFF THE CHARTS!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-09 21:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
BEST REVIEW EVER!
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-09 21:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DUDE, ARE YOU A PEDOPHILE? BECAUSE YOUR BLOOD HAS A HIGH LEVEL OF MOLESTEROL!!!!!!! AHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-09 21:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wijormiclat auto please do so but do it gently I don't want my mom finding out I like getting punched in the eye when I getted titty fucked and suck cock.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-09 21:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cystmaster auto fuck your tits you limey cunt
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-09 20:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-09 20:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wijormiclat auto handjob.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-09 20:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hockey auto -2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-09 13:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!! RANGERS VS. devils TONIGHT!!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-09 13:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jon perry is growing up so fast.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-09 13:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
666th review.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-09 13:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it only suffocates if it can't find the frog king.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-09 11:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No really. The goose jumps inside you. The whole goose. And runs around until it suffocates.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-09 11:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You get sodomized by a goose.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-09 04:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What happens when you beat the boss on level three?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-09 03:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BUT WHOM KILLED HIM AND WHY!???!?!??!?!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-09 01:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally agree.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-09 00:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't start with me you skank.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-09 00:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'VE BANGED HUNDREDS OF WOMEN!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-08 23:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit! What the fuck was that?!
-To Wijormiclat's grandmother.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-08 23:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to put Messier's bald head in my ass.
Party at my house!
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-08 23:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The penis is creeping over your shoulder like some kind of parascopic snake.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-08 23:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SIMPSON'S DID IT! SIMPSON'S DID IT!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-08 22:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Standings mean nothing. The only thing that matters is my dick in your asshole unleashing my mighty warriors into your blood stream where they will build tiny villages and turn your body into an economically and culturally thriving utopia of microscopic size.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-08 20:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RANGER TITS ARE THE BEST TITS!!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-08 20:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Eastern Conference
RK GP W L
1 x - OTTAWA* 76 50 18
2 y - CAROLINA* 77 51 20
3 x - NY RANGERS* 76 43 21 <------------ :)
4 x - BUFFALO 77 47 24
5 x - PHILADELPHIA 76 42 23
6 NEW JERSEY 76 40 27 <------------ :(
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-08 19:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate Ranger tits.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-08 18:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, fuck the bruins!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-08 16:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-08 15:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
right here.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-08 11:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where!?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-08 01:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tits!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-08 01:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
poop!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-08 00:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lazy assholes.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-08 00:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had some the other day. He clearly didn't shave.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-08 00:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
crab dick?
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-07 21:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still maintain that Jon Perry's caseworker is a sodomite and anus tickler.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-07 20:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
because we know how unfair it is to compare any post to jon perry.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-07 20:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i meant excluded from "best post ever" consideration. then ax's will be #1.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You mean included, right?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:20:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. Ax Man. Wow. I think I'm going to like this post. A LOT.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-07 17:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sounds like the best post ever to me. if jon perry is excluded of course.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-07 16:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm making a list of disgusting things for a post. I know you'll like them.
http://www.vore.net/MrYum/human-eating-female-s.mpg - A guy eating a girl
http://hjem.get2net.dk/taste/nasty/others/txt/ggsexdog.htm - How to have sex with a dog
A series of horrible, horrible things
http://www.todoperverso.com/samples/extreme0612/shock04.jpg
http://www.todoperverso.com/samples/extreme0612/shock12.jpg
http://www.todoperverso.com/samples/extreme0612/shock07.jpg
http://www.portalastur.com/lallala.jpg - A guy cutting himself
http://home.austin.rr.com/noire/typicalmacintoshuser.jpg - (ESAD - you'll know what I mean when you click)
http://img229.echo.cx/img229/6431/138yr.jpg - Something horrific
http://img97.exs.cx/img97/9158/buttphone1mm.jpg - Someone putting a telephone in their greasy ass
http://www.goatse.org/mirror - Goatse
http://www.lemonparty.com - A lemonparty
http://www.tubgirl.com - Tubgirl
http://www.cherrycake.org - Something horrific
http://www.tubboy.net - Something else horrific
http://www.hai2u.com - Someone vomiting over a guy's knob
http://www.fuck.org - A black guy fucking a penguin
http://www.supermodelsfart.com - Something horrific
http://www.fnord.org/gummi - The worst of them all
http://www.fiend.macker.co.uk - Something horrific
http://www.freewebs.com/lime_rave - Something horrific
http://www.phreak.org/ana/skinny - Something horrific
http://www.faggotry.com - Gay sex
http://www.smoke.rotten.com/bird - A parrot eating a cracker off an erect penis
http://www.cadaver.org/head-th.jpg - A head
http://www.students.washington.edu/geombear/forums/!beecock.jpg - Bees covering a penis
http://www.geocities.com/bold_leadership_4_a_better_world - Bush and goatse
http://www.biggernigger.com - Something horrific
http://www.bagslap.com - Something horrific
http://www.meatspin.com - Something horrific
By the way, do you know that picture of the guy raped by a kangaroo?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-07 16:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hadurka boca burger
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-07 14:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BLOCKED
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-07 13:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut your fucking mouth.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-07 13:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop it or I'll sperm!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-07 12:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TALCOM PUNCH!
Talcom kick.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAH, hey cyst...good luck not jacking for 3 weeks. you can't even make it through a game of super smash because jigglypuff turns you on so much. what a cocktease though. i don't blame you.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So all I have to do is sacrifice not jacking it for 3 weeks and I can nut none-stop for the rest of my life?
Deal.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-07 10:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you know that if you don't masturbate for three weeks and eat celery, when you cum it keeps on going and doesn't stop, like a stream of urine?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-07 09:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
We are. And we will. It is all a matter of time and strategy. I'm not going to poop for 2 weeks. Then I'll drop a massive load in my cd burner and send it to Bart. Undoubtedly taking over Ubersite.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-07 08:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dammit, Cyst! I thought we were gonna take over Ubersite.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-07 03:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't review over here unless you want to get fagged in the ass.
AND YOU DO, INDEED, WANT, TO GET, FAGGED IN TH, E, ASS.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-07 00:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, but I DID type something, cupcake.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-07 00:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-07 00:29:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sphagnum rhymes with Fag Gum, which is sperm, because fags like to chew on it.
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Did you just say something? I wasn't really paying attention.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-07 00:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sphagnum rhymes with Fag Gum, which is sperm, because fags like to chew on it.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-07 00:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did I rate this?
Axolotl, you'd know. Did I?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-07 00:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude old people are gross.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-06 22:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86348#1921423
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-06 22:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-06 22:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wasn't this rated around the +100000000000000000000000000000 but due to shear awesomeness and jealousy got bumped to -.2whatever?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-06 22:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86325#1921391
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-06 22:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86325
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-06 21:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I WON'T SHARE ASSHOLES!! WE'RE MEANT TO BE AND I WON'T LET YOU STEAL HIM FROM ME!!!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-06 21:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll fuck yo gramps whenever I want!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-06 21:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BECAUSE HE'S ALL MINE!!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-06 21:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU BETTER NOT BE TALKING ABOUT MY GRANDFATHER, ULYSSES "LAMP" ZIMBALBOA!!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-06 21:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE LAMP
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-06 21:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're just jealous of something.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-06 20:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOCKEY SUCKS CURLING IS WHERE IT'S AT
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-06 20:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
while we're on the subject of hockey
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-06 20:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and shove octopi up his asshole
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-06 20:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We're going to stop in Detwat and shit all over Shanahan because he got skids.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-06 19:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MY PENIS IS GANGRENOUS!!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-06 19:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I PEED IN THE SINK!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-06 19:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK THAT, I NEED MONEY AND I MY MATTRESS IS FULL OF BEER CANS!!
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-06 19:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-06 17:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
can we stop in michigan to hit the 10 cent bottle returns?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-06 17:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's go to Edmonton and have an orgy with shitfuck and his disciples.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-06 17:43:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
can we make fuck?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-06 17:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
But why
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-06 15:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but why
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Put my scrotum in your pee hole.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Put my scrotum in your asshole.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Put a camera in my asshole.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-06 12:18:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
can i put a camera in the ladies room?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-06 10:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sexy time!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-06 04:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what the fuck is going on here?
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-06 03:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
JON PERRY FOR MAYOR OF BLUFFINGTON
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-06 02:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YO DUDES WHEN I WAS SIX I CLIMBED THE ROPES ON THE PLAYGROUND ALL DAY AND MY SIX YEAR-OLD DICK STARTED TO FEEL FUNNY SO I DID IT EVERYDAY UNTIL I STARTED TO STAIN MY PANTS WHEN I WAS IN THE FOURTH GRADE BUT MAN TRUST ME IT'S AN INSTANT COME WUUUUUUUUUUT
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-06 02:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually wormcat (that's how I read your fucked-up name, maaaaan), those are the lyrics from this song by Cannibal Corpse called "I Cum Blood". I've known the lyrics for years, but I've just recently heard the song.
It sounds better as bluegrass.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-06 02:04:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 POETRY SUCKS
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-06 01:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole
Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
The smell was unbearable
As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounguing her rotted anus
I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more
I came blood inside of her
chocking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
To slit my own cock with a knife
Violent, climax
Serging serum
on my skin
Back from the dead
I am resurrected
to spew, putrefaction
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-04-06 00:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, fellas, but you're never going to top jgreening's review rate. The man has no life.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-06 00:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Big whoop Ax Man. I do that all the time. Except I just cut off my dick and staple it a car and tell my friend to run me over.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-05 23:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It hurt a great deal.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-05 23:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I stapled it to the back of a car, and told my friend to drive away with it.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-05 23:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just dropped my trousers and stretched my penis out.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-05 23:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he fucked danny devito?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-05 23:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO, but word on the street is he fucked a penguin...
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-05 23:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But didn't Jon Perry get butt-molested by his case worker?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-05 23:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually the only thing that would come close is Connery's butt hole. Because Jon Perry has a face like a butt hole. But that's it!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-05 23:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not even close.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-05 21:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SEAN CONNERY IS NO JON PERRY!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-05 21:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BLASPHEMY!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-05 21:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he's no sean connery.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-05 20:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want Shitfuck in my mouth!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-05 19:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jon Perry will get him for you!
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-04-05 19:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just beat up Vince Vaughn.
Actually....Vince Vaughn just kicked my ass.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-05 18:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jon Perry succeeds!!!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-05 18:19:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS POST SAVED MY LIFE!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i ran 2 1/2 miles today. i still don't know why.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-05 15:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SO!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-05 14:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You suck anal cock.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-05 12:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EEWWWWWW!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-05 12:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yo I just fucked some white bitch!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-05 12:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531#1917905
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-05 10:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/6335#585469
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-05 10:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At a high school dance -
Me and the niggaz bailed in
I saw her sittin' with her friends, With the clan,
So sexy, thought she was all that
She wouldn't even look it up because we wore the black hat
She was a stuck-up bitch on the public floor
But an instant prostitute behind closed doorz
On the streets she's a late night feature
Walkin' home from school saw her suckin' a nigga'z dick, another bleacher
She saw me and she ran and tried to hide her face
But a bitch full of nut could'nt escape in the chase
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-05 09:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Motherfuck
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-05 03:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YEAH FIRST PLACE AGAIN EAT SHIT APOLLO'S BIRTHDAY YEAH
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-05 01:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude I heard that my mom pees out of her butt!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-04 23:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scho schweet.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-04 23:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37535#632263
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-04 23:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's from this gem:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37535
and no, i found it accidentally.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-04 22:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's the rating from?
Can you find all the reviews you have ever left?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-04 22:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-05 01:59:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you fucking serious?
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i just found a classic original cystmaster review!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-04 22:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
actually, according to that, razor's a fucking tard.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-04 22:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GAY DICKS
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-04 22:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAWWWW SCHO SCHWEET!
According to that, I have a lot of alters.
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-04 21:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=The_Cyst_Master
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-04 21:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How the fuck does that rating thing work?
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-04 21:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
©
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-04 21:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-04 20:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i farted on your pillow.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-04 20:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How other users have rated CystMaster
wijormiclat (user info) 262 on 134 = 1.96
CystMaster (user info) 82 on 42 = 1.95
EchoBoxing (user info) 280 on **146** = 1.92
The_Cyst_Master (user info) 206 on 113 = 1.82
Kent_Weirdo (user info) 17 on 25 = 0.68
WE'RE NUMBER 1!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-04 20:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
every time i watch the opening segment of csi i end up watching for 2 hours.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-04 19:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
brass is awesome.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-04 19:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Only possible cause.
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-04 19:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i blame apollo for being born.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-04 19:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU UNDESERVING PILES OF SHIT LET THIS DROP TO #2?
FUCK YOU ALL!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-04 19:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but he can't dance like black people.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-04 18:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
tastykakes rock
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-04 18:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Andrew WK is fucking bosh.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-04 17:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shotgun anus!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-04 16:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Scotty baby, your wife was so hot. She was so hot she had to die. Call me up when you want to gang bang then kill and gang bang your next wife.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-04 15:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-04-04 14:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about polyamorousaj
User id: 5551
Registered on or around: 2004-01-31 19:49:44
# Messages posted: 74
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Everything you ever wanted to know about polyamorousaj
User id: 5551
Registered on or around: 2004-01-31 19:49:44
# Messages posted: 181
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you'll have to admit, this fag made quite the comeback
even though most of it came thru his nose
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-04 12:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
all this jon perry talk makes me wonder what happened to gene dog.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-04-04 12:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My pancreas feels better now that I've read this post.
Thanks!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-04-04 12:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wayyyy fucking bosh
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-04 11:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All it took was one game for America not to care anymore. Terrible tournament in general.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-04 11:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
luckily the womens championship game is yet to be played!!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-04 11:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that the was worst final four/championship game i've ever seen. i didn't give a fuck at any time.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-04 11:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bosher than me bottling the secretions cyst makes while jerking off to animated pornography.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bosher than me jacking off to animated pornography.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is bosher than animated pornography.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-04 02:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You've probably seen my new public service announcements on television:
SODOMY: No One Wins.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-04 01:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats you sick perverts...
Now, who is going to sodomize me with a lit road flare while a 13 year old Down Syndrome kid pisses in my mouth all to the tune of "I Want You Back" by the Jackson 5???
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-04 01:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do any of you ever find yourself mistakenly pronouncing Bart's last name as "CLIFFone"? Or even "DILfone?"
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-04 01:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NUMBER ONE MOST HEATED WOO!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-04 00:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be playing the role of the bum and sodomite.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-03 23:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't understand, I thought we were going to kidnap a bum off of the street and make him bend over to pick up quarters or something.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-03 23:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucky fucks.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-03 23:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's a little better.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-03 23:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My piss covered dogs will lick your snatch and sneeze on your mutilated nipples.
Sound like a plan?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-03 23:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't get enough action in that scenario.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-03 23:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, here's the deal. Kent can butt fuck me while i suck my own dick. Echo rubs his moist asshole on the back of my neck while wijormiclat pisses inside Kent's butt and spits in his mouth.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-03 23:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ay yo
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-03 22:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I M A D00D NOW BEND OVR N LET ME BUTT-TAP
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-03 22:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So many bitses and not enough dudes.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-03 22:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The legend of Jon Perry spawns back to the year 2001. An unrelenting young lad ravaged the fields of outer space disposing of intergalactic ruffians in search for a suitable planet that he could call his home for a base of operations. From the deep reaches of space he traveled millions of light years from Qo'noS to settle on planet earth. Along the way to his discovery of earth, he met and battled phosphoric gnomes of Premerotonausor, General Bat'Leth of the Roast Beef Hymen Clan, and Wookie like creatures similar in appearance to Robin Williams of the planet Depswa Da La Nagel. He settled on earth and became this planet's first interstellar galactic warrior.
The legend of earth's savior was most notable for his battles right here on earth under secretive actions. Why have you never heard of Jon Perry, the intergalactic space warrior before? Because he is shy, and enjoys Atari games, but keeps his secrets of space travel to himself in fear of intergalactic war.
Jon Perry although very humble, has never spoke ill of his honor. Jon Perry saved earth from an evil saboteur neurolytic pathogen invasion. The creatures invaded a zipper factory and stole a few couches from Pier 1 Imports.
Accessing his tricroder nebular contrivance, he threatened the weak defenseless carbon units, "Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated." Replying with squeals of fear for surrender, he turned on his jet pack and soared fifteen feet above the ground and dismembered seventeen neurolytic pathogens and still managed to release a plasma grenade into a bin of zippers exploding upon impact. Sharp plastic teeth fragments launched in every direction slicing tiny little eyes and spraying brain casing on crotches as the little bitches ran for cover.
Jon Perry, not noticing the plastic pieces imbedding themselves into his tender child like pink skin and under his finger nails, hurdled himself into the air, did the Metroid 30 revolution summersault thing and landed on a hoard of school children crushing them into a thick paste.
After shaving his pubic hair he gathered the few remaining living beings into the breast pocket of his stealth jacket and brought them to Chancellor Martok so he could survey his mightiest warrior. Upon leaving the chancellor's male harem, he stopped for a bowl of Ferengi Starfleet Brand Oatmeal and asked the Andorian Imperial Guard if they wanted to go to the bathroom with him and cross streams.
Then he jumped on his turbograv hover cycle and patrolled the streets of downtown Warwick, Pennsylvania. There he found a wise janitor named Ki'rok Molor contemplating the prophets. With his tantalus field lowered Jon Perry totally trucked the dude and kicked him in the throat then sliced off his head with a light saber.
Then he encountered a strange bloated being which he automatically engaged as a threat. It was a pregnant woman, so he sliced open her stomach and gave her a rough light saber c-section. She had it coming for her. He pulled out the baby, ripped off its head and punted the body fifty yards. Then he whipped out his hydro carbon nun chucks and beat Christopher reeves for being lazy.
He then flipped his van over and yelled at a lamp. Soon after he threw broken bottles at some joggers on the street and pissed on his neighbor's dog.
To make a long story short (haaaaar), Jon Perry, also known as earth's mightiest intergalactic warrior, is some kid with severe autism, who pretends to fly around on jet packs powered by the sweet scent of little girls and fat Samoans.
So we pulled down his pants and threw rocks at his ass. And it was awesome.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-03 22:11:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yo I hear in heaven you're allowed to suck your own wiener.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-03 22:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
suck it 24
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-03 21:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my urethra is guaged 1/2".
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I love urethras. Especially the mutilated kind.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I stuck a rock of crack into my peehole last night and went *WUHYUHYUHYUHYUHYURETHRA*
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah right bits. I'M GOING TO THE BUSHES FIRST!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, I'm taking it to the bushes!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
those are, like, the hottest bewbs i've ever seen. I'M TAKING THIS TO THE BUSH!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-03 18:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BEWBS!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-03 17:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and FAH Q!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-03 17:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DURR
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-03 17:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
fahk you ya fahkin' jizzfaht
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-03 17:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-03 16:08:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
the sea was angry that day my friends. like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.
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Let's give credit where credit is due. These are the words of George Costanza!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-03 16:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHOTGUN ANUS!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-03 16:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't wait for the next Jon Perry ass-fuck-a-thon.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-03 16:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
chew quietly.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-03 16:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I sent back soup at a deli once. I was on a ship at sea, during a storm. The cashier was a real dick.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-03 16:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the sea was angry that day my friends. like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-03 15:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Shlong Man. At once. I should know. I'm his girlfriend.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-03 15:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
In a row?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-03 14:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Once upon a time, an Elvis impersonating buffalo (wearing cargo shorts) was roaming the desert in New Mexico. He was searching for the 'Lil Tykes nuclear war facility, but he sat down to have a snack. Munching on some chocolate bars, he saw the number 37 swagger up. Now, being an educated animal, he was aware that all numbers between the range of 28 to 45 were disease ridden whores. Since the buffalo had been brought up in a Greek Orthodox household, he knew that he should not give in to sin. None the less, he struck up a conversation with the plucky number 37 and they soon found they had much in common.
And so began the adventures of Gomez, the Elvis impersonating buffalo and slutty number 37...
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
play mario cart cuntlips!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm playing super smash bros. RIGHT NOW!!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-03 08:14:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jon Perry for God! Whoot!
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He's got it right. Right in the pooper.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-03 08:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jon Perry for God! Whoot!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-03 08:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST
REVIEWS
EVER
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-04-03 07:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nothing whatsoever to do with your other posts, but this was, well there's no doubt, the worst post I've ever seen. Not only on this site, but on the entire web. That bad.
(There must be something I'm missing, there HAS to be, but I read it twice.) Someone enlighten me?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-03 07:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-03 02:17:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
JON PERRY GOT TRAINED BY THREE NIGGERS IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM
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TREASON
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-03 02:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
JON PERRY GOT TRAINED BY THREE NIGGERS IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-02 23:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I beat the living fuck out of my girlfriend's ass lastnight.
It cried.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-02 23:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's why he pissed on them in the first place.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-02 23:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew you fucking pissed on the dogs you slob. I hope they bite your scrote.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-02 22:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The weight of your fluid filled testicles and penis shaft made me less aerodynamic. And the weight of my secrets made me less poopy. Because I poopied when I wrote that. On my dick.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-02 22:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
seriously, you've been lying about that for like 5 years. luckily, everyone believes everything i say, so they all know you pissed on them anyway. but i'm just glad you fessed up.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-02 22:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-02 22:50:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok here comes the truth.....
I did piss on my dog.
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I FUCKING KNEW IT!!! YOU DENIED THAT FOR YEARS YOU SICK FUCK! I KNEW YOU PISSED ON THEM. FINALLY CONFIRMED!!!
i feel so much better now that you came clean. i hope you feel better too. it probably feels good to finally let that secret go. like the weight of my dick off your chest.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-02 22:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok here comes the truth.....
I did piss on my dog.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-02 22:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
unless you have dogs. then they'll make stew. AND IT WILL BE FUCKING DELICIOUS!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-02 22:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...and run train on your pets.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-02 22:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn asian...
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-02 22:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and if he can't steal it i've got a van full of asians just waiting to give you a virus.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-02 22:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And I know where you work, so I can steal your computer.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-02 22:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-02 22:19:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
I got no problem dropping 4-5 on this one today or whatever, I'll just have a field day tomorrow over there, with 30-40.
I work audit.
I'll be bored.
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OH YEAH! well i don't have a job. so i can spend 24 hours a day here!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-02 22:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a hard ass pipe hittin nigga
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-02 22:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I got no problem dropping 4-5 on this one today or whatever, I'll just have a field day tomorrow over there, with 30-40.
I work audit.
I'll be bored.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-02 22:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and who's this clown who thinks he's going to get the final review?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-02 22:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-02 21:32:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
:-)
I've been rating Wazza daily for over a year.
So have Stevie_says and about 3 others.
Shit, Wazza would almost always be on heated, except it's been removed.
YOu never see it on MRR or MOst Heated.
And we will never be caught.
Never.
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thanks for the help though.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-02 21:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO JOHN PERRY! MOST HEATED!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-02 21:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL I WANT THE FINAL REVIEW
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-02 21:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
:-)
I've been rating Wazza daily for over a year.
So have Stevie_says and about 3 others.
Shit, Wazza would almost always be on heated, except it's been removed.
YOu never see it on MRR or MOst Heated.
And we will never be caught.
Never.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-02 21:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MOST HEATED #10 WOO!
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-02 21:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
WERE YOUR PARENTS ALIENS BECAUSE YOUR ASS IS OUT OF THIS WORLD
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-02 21:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-02 20:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CAUGHT IN THE CLOSET!!!!!!! AAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA LOL LIEK OMG!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-02 13:17:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and you will be caught
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-02 13:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-02 01:44:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wazza is better.
Has 10 times the reviews.
And a religion.
Well, some people call it a cult, but they're not too bright.
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i wonder why. oh wait, nevermind. i know why.
How jgreening has rated other users
Wazza (user info) 95 on 629 = 0.15
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-02 01:46:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-02 01:44:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wazza is better.
Has 10 times the reviews.
And a religion.
Well, some people call it a cult, but they're not too bright.
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Gorf my dong in your throat. "Gorf" is when you take a mean hard one in your throat and gag on it going *G-HORF**goRF**GORF*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-02 01:44:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wazza is better.
Has 10 times the reviews.
And a religion.
Well, some people call it a cult, but they're not too bright.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-02 01:38:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gorf my dong in your throat. "Gorf" is when you take a mean hard one in your throat and gag on it going *G-HORF**goRF**GORF*
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-01 23:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
koreans love me.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-01 23:22:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-01 22:57:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the balls? ------> http://j2k.naver.com/j2k_frame.php/japanese/www.ubersite.com/m/49894
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-01 22:21:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHERE?!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-01 20:18:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SCROTE!!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-01 19:15:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PENIS!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-01 15:49:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
buuhhh
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-01 02:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The clothesline shabble was a remarkably genuine attempt of violence awareness. And gay shit.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-01 02:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude the clothesline jumble was the gayest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-01 00:27:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey duuuuuuude! The clothesline jumble is a serious post on serious issues. Back off on your sarcastic racist sexy diggle daggles. What?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-01 00:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, i do. i'm just trying to raise awareness. you know, like the clothesline gang.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-31 23:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry. Want me to add my experiences?
- Shitting on chests
- ripping sewn up jiners with ram horns
- cumming on my toes and kicking my sister in the cock
anything help?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-31 23:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
we're having a meaningful discussion about me raping my mom here cyst!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-31 23:42:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just pissed shit. From my fuck.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-31 23:35:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
she doesn't feel as good as i do.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-31 23:30:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Speaking of rape, how's your mom?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-31 22:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i need to rape something so bad.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-03-31 22:16:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SHITNAUGHT.
You are an abuser of narcotics. You are an inexperienced teenager. And furthermore, there's a pencil sticking out of your ass. Fuck you.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-31 21:34:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut up your face.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-31 20:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
word
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-31 18:00:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whachu think woopdie woop nigga what??
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-31 14:10:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
some crazy christian lady just came to my door and gave me a book about "what the bible really teaches". normally i proclaim faith in satan and close the door but she was HOT. HOT TO THE MAX!!! i've never seen a hotter jesus freak. she said she would come back to see how i enjoyed it but i think she really wants my crucifix-shaped penis!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-31 14:07:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
review 311 and 420 go to Echo!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-31 13:36:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Call Brass.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-31 13:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My hard on is ferocious like the Palamalou.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-31 11:30:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Las Vegas CSI won't be able to solve your murder.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-31 00:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You fixin' to get raped, boy.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-03-31 00:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Kent lives in Henderson, Nevada. He peed on UberCon Vegas from on top of the hill.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-31 00:08:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where does the Kent live? I need to show up and kill then sex. Remember it's not rape if he's already dead.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-03-30 23:59:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Quit hitting yourself
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-30 23:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I gave myself an enema with Wijormiclat's mom's vaginal belches.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-30 23:52:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I gave myself an enema with hot sauce.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-30 23:41:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GREEN JELLO SUCKS!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-30 23:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i took a shit and it was so huge it splashed a gallon of water out of the bowl and into my open asshole (it was open from pushing so hard. i didn't have time to close up shop). anyway, i caught the water in my butt. best. enema. ever.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-03-30 22:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Penises of the Lambs
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-30 22:53:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to shit all over you.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-03-30 22:51:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
IT SURE IS DARK IN HERE DOUCHEBAGS
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-30 22:51:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you got to get it while it's fresh
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-30 22:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm surprised the crusted over jizz on my computer screen hasn't been wiped away yet.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-30 22:47:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm surprised it hasn't gotten more attention
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-30 22:35:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss this post.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-30 22:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-30 22:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
uh......DILDO!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-30 21:32:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
13 inch titanium alloy...
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-30 21:22:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SON OF A BITCH!!!!
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-03-30 21:20:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
397...
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-30 21:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just poop on my chest and start eatin the rest.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-30 20:50:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i loves me some noodle.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-30 20:28:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait a minute... My name ain't Tommy. You been hittin the noodle too much woman!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-30 19:10:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh davey
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-30 18:51:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We got hosed tommy. We got hosed...
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-30 15:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i always find fingernails, rings, pogs and other assorted knick-knacks in there.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My penis needs to be shaved by everyone.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:29:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My penis needs to be shared with everyone.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-30 00:08:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally agree.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-29 23:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
they were just stunned by that drunk guy peeing in the cup. actually, that's no reason not to cheer for the whalers. fuck 'em.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-29 23:28:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There's a serious identity crisis when Hartford does not cheer for the Whalers at a Wolfpack game.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:18:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LETS GO WHALERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and packers)
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:15:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:08:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:04:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS! LET'S GO RANGERS!
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-03-29 20:56:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ROAD POLICE!!!
ROAD POLICE!!!
ROAD POLICE!!!
That's it, all seventeen of you, get up against the wall and spread your legs- NOW FAGGOT - and whatever you do... don't look at me.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-29 20:20:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
straka has a hat trick bitches!!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-29 20:07:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BOOOOOOBIIIIIIIIEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-29 18:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SlamPantsS would turn this place upside down.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-29 15:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would remember SlamPantsS if he ever posted.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-29 15:45:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i remember vomitoxin's reign
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-29 00:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember Cyst Master in his hay day. Not this new fangled THE Cyst Master.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-29 00:22:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
jackfacegoldfishbuttplugbitch
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-28 22:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Spell CUNTSLOBBERDICKHOLEFUCKCOCK!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-28 22:08:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY!!! SPELL ICUP!!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-28 21:56:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK IN MY SHIT!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-28 21:15:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tits IN my DICK!!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-28 18:59:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TITS ON MY DICK
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-28 16:58:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There's so many titties all over my dick that I'm farting Old Spice.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:57:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
open your poot
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-28 11:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who wants to shit some fuck all over our cocking fuck shits?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-28 11:07:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
drip it
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:24:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cunt ass.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-28 00:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shtop it. You're scho schtrong...
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-28 00:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, I thought you did. That's weird someone has been using the words that we copyrighted without our permission.
Dat's sho shweet.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-27 19:42:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cyst, did you put "werd - to the MAX !" on uberboard?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-27 19:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck! All these niggaz and all these hoes in here somebody here gon' fuck!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-27 16:58:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll plop a cock on your cum jizz dick asshole fuck and shit my fuck all over your dick.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-27 16:57:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck balls.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-27 16:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll cry when my mom stops plopping her tits on penis.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:10:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll cry when your mom stops plopping her tits on my cock.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-27 10:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I will cry when they make the law that I can't fuck little boys any more.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-03-27 01:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't cry for me Argentina.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-27 00:25:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bits. Yous da bits!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-27 00:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn he's a bits.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-26 23:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
stop bein suts a bits
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-26 19:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sut up straight boy.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-26 19:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go back to cunts R us you filthy hatchet wounds!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-26 18:29:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BEWBS! BEWBS! http://www.sek-c.com/upload/files/BEWBS.wav
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-26 11:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
STAN'S MOM'S BEWBS!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-26 11:27:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BOOBS?!
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-26 07:50:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BOO
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-26 07:39:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Still going?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-26 02:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Goodnight!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-26 02:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm out.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-26 02:15:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay I've done my part for the United Arab Emirates.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-26 02:15:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're all faggots!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-26 02:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry to say, you'll never suceed.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-26 02:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm lactose intolerant! WHAT!?!?!?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-26 02:13:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and beano
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-26 02:13:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and my raving lunacy
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-26 02:11:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My raging autism WILL carry me through.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-26 02:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just so you all know, I DO plan on getting the final review on this post. This hasn't changed.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-26 02:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fo sho!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-26 02:10:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pimpin aint nothin like it used to be.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-26 02:09:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
b@w!!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-26 02:04:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1000 reviews!! Just 2 years and 20 days!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-26 00:08:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry to hear that, then.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-26 00:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU GOT 45 HOT DOGS UP YOUR ASS????
YOU'RE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-26 00:06:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pissing on dogs is quickly becoming a lost art.
Damn PETA
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-26 00:06:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait... Maybe not... FUCK
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-26 00:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A NEW RECORD! I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You mean, GeeeeeeeREAT!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:44:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
gee...
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:40:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's it. That's all I can stand, and I can't stand no more. AAAARARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!
<breaks down door>
Thanks Chunk!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
stop talkin so hetero YOU WOMAN LOVER!!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:35:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How dare you call me straight! You non-qwer!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NO!! WITH PHLO IN A BOX. NOT JIZZ!! ARE YOU STRAIGHT OR SOMETHING??
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:27:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
With jizz? That's my favorite.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-25 21:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WE COULD SPACKLE OUR BUTTHOLES!!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-25 21:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The GELGAMEX?!?!? BUT WHATEVER WILL WE DO WITH THE PHLO IN A BOX?!?!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-25 20:02:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JON PERRY WON'T FORGET ABOUT THE GELGAMEKS!!! AAAHHHH RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-25 20:01:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:40:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
WHY IS THIS ALWAYS ON THE MRR??????
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-25 19:47:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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What?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-25 19:12:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You did it while I was at work... Real cool faggots.
That doesn't matter because I GOT PICTURES OF JOHN PERRY TODAY!!!! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-25 17:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-25 12:30:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
311!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-25 11:38:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Foreskin?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-24 21:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY WE DID IT!!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-24 21:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nipples!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-24 18:01:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
areola
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-24 17:14:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tits.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-24 16:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that'd be something
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-24 16:08:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think the next goal is -69.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-24 14:34:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what's after that? 420? 666? 4,006? 6,580? 22,542?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-24 14:28:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
311 is the next achievement!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-24 13:18:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the 311th review means more.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-24 12:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Speaking of cock, 300th review faggots!!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-24 00:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, you are correct. Jon Perry's mother was a cock. A giant rooster that is.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-24 00:35:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Loves the cock. Loves it. Eats it up. Born to cock. His father was a cock. His mother was a cock.
His mother was a cock?
What did I just say?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-24 00:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post comes back because it loves the cock.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-23 23:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What do you call a bunch of black people standing behind a barn?
Seriously, why does this post keep popping up?
A: Antique farming equipment.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-23 22:49:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What do you call a bunch of black children playing in leaves?
RAISIN BRAN! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!1
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:38:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, live pidgeons are GROSS to the max.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:01:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stuffed pigeons. YES.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-23 14:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Want to fuck some pigeons?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-23 14:05:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ah, of course. that's why i'm still in school.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-23 12:01:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah. My mom sodomized me with the dictionary again last night so I learned a bunch of big words through osmosis. Of the ass.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-23 11:58:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks kent. cyst is using big words again.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It'll suck a hot, mean boner...
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-23 00:11:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Scary Movie series always pushes the envelope. It will be randomly funny and obnoxious in the good way but will never live up to the original. EVER.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-22 23:58:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how do you think scary movie 4 is going to be?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-22 23:13:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't.
I like to smear it all over my face.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-22 21:11:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like to stop at the duty-free shop.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-22 20:42:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My doodie is tutti fruity.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-22 15:46:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I used an egg beater to wisk it out. Now my breakfast tastes like doodies.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-22 14:47:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
did your ass hair catch it? i hope you still have that metal tooth comb.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I shat so good. It's unbelievable.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-22 01:13:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i say it in the way this guy says it:
http://www.break.com/movies/nwordteacher.html
can you lend a nigga a pencil?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-22 00:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you say "nigga" in the way red necks say it or....wait. There is no other way.
Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-21 23:35:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IT'S KENT BROCKMAN NIGGA!! I SAW HIM TOO, EVERYDAY AT 6 ON FOX!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-21 22:12:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yo Kent I saw you today. Except it wasn't you because I doubt you live in Virginia and go to Virginia Tech. But I'm still positive it was you.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-03-21 20:46:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's eight-twenty-SHU' YO MOUF, NIGGA! WE'S RYDAZ! WE'S MO'FAKKIN' RYDAZ, MO'FAKKA!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-21 20:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uhhhhhhhh... It's 8:26
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AY YO, WAT TIME IT BE?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-19 23:39:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AY YO WHERE DA WHITE BITCHES AT
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-03-19 22:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YO STOP POONING HIS TANG, G-DOG
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-19 21:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yO all dem dooodz don't know how 2 act
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-19 20:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thas jsut cuz girls ain't as tall as dem dudes is
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-19 20:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yo i get that shit at da deli
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-19 19:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, for real.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-19 14:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love dick.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-19 12:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
crab dick
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-19 00:53:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best fire crotch EVER!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-18 22:54:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude it's on CNN. It's FACT!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-18 21:37:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the BEST
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-18 21:31:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best unreliable source EVER!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-18 20:36:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I KNEW IT
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-18 19:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, thats
http://www.cnn.com/news/national/sports/devils/sa243TGFVDSAIEi8ew/buttplug.html
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-18 19:38:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-18 17:28:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-18 17:09:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-18 12:17:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-18 01:58:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-18 01:03:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-17 23:16:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-17 22:47:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
FACT: SCOTT STEVENS HAD SEX WITH ALOT OF DUDES ALL THE TIME IN THE RANGERS LOCKERROOM THIS THURSDAY.
PROOF:
www.cnn.com/news/national/sports/devils/sa243TGFVDSAIEi8ew/buttplug.html
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-18 17:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-18 17:09:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-18 12:17:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-18 01:58:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-18 01:03:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-17 23:16:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-17 22:47:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
MMMMMM SCOTT STEVENS' HANGING CLAM!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-18 17:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-18 12:17:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-18 01:58:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-18 01:03:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-17 23:16:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-17 22:47:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
MMMMMM HANGING CLAM!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-18 12:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-18 01:58:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-18 01:03:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-17 23:16:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-17 22:47:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
MMMMMM RANGERS!
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-03-18 02:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, the gradual deviation in this writing kicks ass.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-18 01:58:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-18 01:03:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-17 23:16:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-17 22:47:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
DIE RANGERS!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-18 01:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-17 23:16:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-17 22:47:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
GO RANGERS!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-18 00:09:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Suck-on-dis-a-one-time!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-17 23:16:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-17 22:47:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
GO RANGERS!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-17 22:47:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GO RANGERS!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-17 21:15:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You must cock on your face.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:06:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
did you go with charky?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-17 16:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Existence. Fuck.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-17 16:25:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hockey is the gayest sport in existance.
- Wayne Gretzky
See? Proof that hockey sucks! P.S. I went to the Rangers game last night.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Schlong Man is correct. With our ages combined we are 237 years old. That's a lot of wisdom.
ps
Suck a dick.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-17 12:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck you, buddy.
Hockey's the only sport worth watching...without betting action attached to it.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-17 12:28:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hockey sucks.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:52:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PLENTY OF ROOM FOR EVERYBODY!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-17 00:23:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
UBERCON YOUR DIRTY BROWN STANK HOLE!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-16 23:53:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
UBERCON MY BASEMENT NIGGA!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-16 23:47:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, want to have an Ubercon and buttsecks eachother with baseball bats and tire irons?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-16 23:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SWOLLEN MEMBERS KICK ASS TOO!!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:51:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SWOLLEN MEMBERS dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick FUCK
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:45:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BECAUSE THE WHALERS KICK ASS!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WHY IS THIS ALWAYS ON THE MRR??????
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:38:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HARTFORD THE WHALE!!!!!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my whale died.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-16 17:54:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And by asshole you mean meaty center of chocolate latte...fuck.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-16 17:52:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ovechkin's going to get his asshole kicked in tonight.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-16 17:46:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love gay Devils and Rangers orgies so much my asshole leaks.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:51:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
we can get the same room scott stevens had when he was in that gay orgy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-16 11:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Get a room.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-16 11:19:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I cum on my hand and feed it to whales who in return give me bacon.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-16 11:00:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a whale in my backyard so I get my whale cum first hand.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-16 00:17:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I sell whale cum at GNC.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-14 20:45:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i smoke grass covered in whale cum. it costs a little more but it's well worth it.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love whale jizz.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Deal.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-11 23:31:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
do it for me
with your teeth
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-11 22:46:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good point. Take off your pants.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-11 22:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SO!?!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-09 20:20:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're all flaming faggots!
Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 22:33:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fact: amazement = gallon of whale sperm
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pure amazement came over me just now. Then it left me.
Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:49:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i am getting off knowing you're thinking about me
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Get the fuck off!
Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:39:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh snap bitches
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 00:39:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Y HELO THAR BUTTSECKS!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-05 23:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Como what?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-05 02:13:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-04 16:34:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bob Denver
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-03 17:39:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God dammit.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-03 01:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Orville Redenbacher
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-02 22:38:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mike Jones
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-02 22:18:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mike Jones.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-02 19:38:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
say my name enough and i'm taking you home
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-02 01:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mike Jones who?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mike Jones
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who's there?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:08:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
knock knock
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my dick is in mad black penis.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:06:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My butt is on mad black penis.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:05:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll fuck you in the ass hole.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:54:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Come by GNC Saturday if you're home I'll hook you up.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lipo 6 is now 39.99.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-01 12:16:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i want to make tiny gold records out of necco wafers
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-28 21:53:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to kill you.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-02-28 20:34:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That sucks because it JUST went off sale.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-28 16:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmmmmmmmm
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-28 11:44:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YES
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-02-27 23:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you want Lipo 6?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-27 20:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
silly humans
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-27 20:41:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe will never get the final review. IT IS MINE, INFADEL!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-02-26 18:09:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe... You dumbass...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-26 02:04:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Final review.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-26 01:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FACT: I want my horse penis. I mean steroids.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-02-23 22:24:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FACT: What you just said, when translated into Russian, means "Suck my wet fetal tissue."
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:29:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FACT: I'm watching Clue. Yvette has super boobs. I want to eat a sandwich off of them.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:12:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FACT: No.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-16 23:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
QUESTION: did you get those horse steroids to cyst yet?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-02-16 23:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FACT: I masturbate on the cash registers at GNC.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-16 19:39:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FACT: I'll watch you do it.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-16 19:26:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DARE: I'll eat it for a hummer.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-02-14 22:28:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FACT: I just pooped myself.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FACT: Echo's phallus is 30 feet tall, 18 feet wide and 45 feet long, which is why, when paired with Cyst, they become the greatest game of man tetris ever played.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FACT: The Cyst Master's labia is 30 feet tall, 18 feet wide, and 45 feet long.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-13 23:38:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FACT: zambonis are 30 feet tall, 18 feet wide and 45 feet long.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-02-13 23:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
blocked doubletime
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-13 01:27:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you! Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
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Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-13 01:21:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's just grotesque.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-13 01:16:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more awesome naked me.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-02-12 20:27:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
GO
PACK
GO
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-12 20:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
spin fusor attack
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-10 01:57:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Force field!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-02-10 01:38:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
blocked
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-08 18:59:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally agree! Same thing happened here http://www.meatspin.com
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-08 18:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally agree! Same thing happened here www.meatspin.com
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:59:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally agree! Same thing happened here... http://www.meatchops.com
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally agree! Same thing happened here http://www.allinternal.com
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-07 00:14:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally agree! Same thing happened here http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-06 23:59:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-02-04 23:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ive said it before and i'll say it again. Nigga please.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-31 21:06:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i realize that now. which is why i'm glad i used my last review to set you up.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was just to set you up though.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-26 00:33:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
5 minutes later...a new record?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-26 00:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fag.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:23:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
4 days later? DOUBLE SHOT DOWN
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-16 18:59:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
5 hours later? SHOT DOWN!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-16 13:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In another state and still on top of my game
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-15 15:33:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're fixin to get raped.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-13 18:15:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
your harsh words can't stop me
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-13 18:03:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fag
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:19:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
har
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-11 03:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUCK IIIIIIiiiiiiiiiittttt
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-10 17:10:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pigga please, just give up
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-08 19:07:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah that was funny.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-08 18:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pigga what?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2005-12-28 15:52:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you will never succeed!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2005-12-12 03:05:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah fucker!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2005-12-09 18:26:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you almost had it
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2005-11-30 20:47:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-29 01:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2005-10-18 20:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
how does that feel?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-11-26 07:09:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your victory is short-lived.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2004-11-01 12:30:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Echo reigns supreme with the final review.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-10-06 12:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wijormiclat triumphs once again.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-09-17 05:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I agree. Same thing happened here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/45242
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-09-17 03:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hit whoring cock monkey. I want the minute of my life back that I wasted on this poece of shit
Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-09-17 00:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Spamzor ass-pirate!
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-17 00:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm back
and I'm the last one to review this!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shutup bears.
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2004-07-16 17:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SPAM = -2
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-11 01:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally agree. Same thing happened here: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1089516120836421648
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-10 21:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
COrn DOG BEEOTCH!!!!!
Submitted by RapSupaStar (user info) at 2004-07-10 12:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NO COMMENT BITCH.
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-10 12:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the fuck are you GAYnko? Are you amish or a priest? Bestow? Eat scrote gayboy. Nice comeback fucktard. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-07-10 11:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bestowing -2s on my posts out of spite doesn't bother me, it simply shows me that you don't deserve my attention. I'm done with you, dumbass.
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-10 10:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amy, I bet you're a lesbian, and not a hot one. Your poot is probably all crusted and mad mad roast beefed up. You most likely have the clap too. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-07-10 01:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whore.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-10 01:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop it!
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2004-07-10 01:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DIE!
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-10 00:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus you write nothing and make shitty reviews. Go fuck your penis tembles and if you have time pop them with a pin or something. I hope it hurts. Oh yeah, you eat scrote. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-10 00:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So your penis tembles? I don't think they have creams to get rid of that. Sucks for you gayboy. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by ubersitemakesmypenistemble (user info) at 2004-07-10 00:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-10 00:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN
Submitted by MMM (user info) at 2004-07-10 00:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-09 23:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut up you suck and poop on children and like it because they own you with their small weiners in your butt, Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-09 22:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope you eat a scrotum to death.
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-09 18:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method, Bart, and anyone that has "monkey" or "munkey" in thier name is a scrote sucker. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-09 00:19:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow I am so going flipmode if people keep reviewing this shit.
Submitted by sgfa <fucking.at.hate.spammers> at 2004-07-09 00:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are an eye sore
Submitted by sdagdf <fucking.at.hate.spammers> at 2004-07-09 00:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sagdfg <fucking.at.hate.spammers> at 2004-07-09 00:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by awf <fucking.at.hate.spammers> at 2004-07-09 00:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by zdfgdfg <fucking.at.hate.spammers> at 2004-07-09 00:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by spam sucks <fucking.at.hate.spammers> at 2004-07-09 00:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-07-09 00:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want Jon Perry to be my secret houseboy lover......did I type that outloud?!
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-08 23:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sut up bits. Blocked. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-08 23:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bits.
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-08 18:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Force field! Double Block. Oh snap! Cowabunga Dudes!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-08 18:20:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BLOCKED!
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-08 18:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
almost forgot
Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-08 18:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wijormiclat = Bubba sweeeeeet love in pants love sack suckle much please mmmmmmmmmmgodf yes butt weiners in face ok
spedmonkey = still unoriginal and still has penis blisters, also adding small smeggy weiner
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-08 18:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whitelightning = Cool
spedmonkey = unoriginal with penis blisters
Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-08 18:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will be the last. I agree. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-08 18:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will be the last. I agree. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-08 16:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RAWRR!!!!
Submitted by Sicgrrl (my heart is beating i <me baby> at 2004-07-08 16:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love u forever
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-08 16:35:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Come again?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-08 15:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
haha, you're not last
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-08 13:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will kill you all.
Submitted by WhiteLightning (user info) at 2004-07-08 10:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Naaaaaaah, let's make this difficult for you...
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-08 05:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I said, I WILL be the last person to review this post.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-07-08 05:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no you wont
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-08 04:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will be the last person to comment on this post.
Submitted by Guy (user info) at 2004-07-08 03:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Montu-Sekhmet (user info) at 2004-07-07 22:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dumbass spammer.
Submitted by confusedfemale (user info) at 2004-07-07 22:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STOP SPAMMING
"I TOTALLY AGREE, SAME THING HAPPENED HERE #$@#@$!@&"
Submitted by bicklefragile (user info) at 2004-07-07 16:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Spamqueen, can i send you some money to free the nigerian general who's your father?
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-07 07:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You posted a link to this on my post at http://www.ubersite.com/m/37678 , but I don't see how it has anything to do with my post.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-07-06 19:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I totally agree, the same thing happened here http://www.ubersite.com/m/33637
Submitted by Kuehn (user info) at 2004-07-06 18:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and to make up for the mad ATTN of these dickballs.
Submitted by Kuehn (user info) at 2004-07-06 18:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to put more 2's in cuz Jon Perry is awesome.
Submitted by Kuehn (user info) at 2004-07-06 18:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are all uptight twats. Face it, whether or not you know the glory of Jon Perry is irrelevant to this wondrous post. Can't you sit back and laugh at something without havening an aneurism over it. Urrrhhhhgggg.... linkwhore...urggghhhhh...... I'm ATTN GHEY MENZ... fuck man. If it pisses you off so much gouge your eyeballs out, no one's making you read this.
Anyway, on to the post. Jon Perry indeed is, or rather was, protector of out mortal realm. However, for exposing him and for the rocks at the ass, he is (or so I am told) going to enact the dreadful "Annihilation Reason 1." Before you ask what this is, don't, cuz u ghey, bits. But yeah, he is awesome. Probably from the Samoan scent, the most powerful of all aphrodisiacs.
I think Cyst Master deserves a Pulitzer for this important piece of news.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-07-06 18:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's the hit you were whoring for.
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-06 17:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You promise herpes?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-06 17:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just go remove yourself from the premises gracefully, before Bart bans you. You fucking douche bag.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-06 17:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop spamming this, and I'll come back with two, count'em TWO, +2's.
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-06 17:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey fuckeyes thegay, how does your mom's smegma taste? Change your tampons, you're getting irretable. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-07-06 17:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-07-06 17:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Spam baaaaaaaaaaad.
However, judging from your hits, it seems to be working for you. Rock on, dude.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-06 16:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it'd be better if you didn't spam it.
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2004-07-06 16:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Had potential, funny picture, but poorly written.
-Bus
Submitted by modusjoe (user info) at 2004-07-06 12:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MY GOD! That has to be the most fucking hilarious thing that I have ever seen.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2004-07-06 11:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart deleted every link you made. All 125 of them!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-06 08:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap! This thing exploded like a nut on someone's face! Bravo Cyst Master!
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-06 00:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Firstly, I must say, it'll be sad for me to never see you on this post again.
Fortunately both my parents are already dead and I've lived a life you could only dream about. I know there is more to life than the internet, meanwhile, you're here, upset and possibly menstruating over, get this, a WEBSITE!!
Your only real insult was calling me a chump, which, I must admit, I can't even fathom a comeback for.
Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-06 00:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wasted your time to the max. You're a douche cunt for even responding. I win. Scoreboard motherfucka. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-07-06 00:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This will be my last response you fuckhead. I will not help you reach the most heated list to up your hit total.
All I can say is, I hope you get cancer. Or better yet, someone you love gets cancer so you can watch them waste away. Then you'll realize life is more than being a jackass on the internet.
Of course that won't save you, because after you watch your mother/father wilt away and die a horrible death. You will be killed by a coworker after he goes nuts at McDonalds.
Seeya, Chump!
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-06 00:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey asshole, I lost both my arms in Vietnam and I can only type with my nose. But I'll be waiting for you. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-07-06 00:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone pass me this guy's address and I'll chop off his arms.
All I need from Bart is an IP address, (Well..he paypal'd him too so there is an address floating around somewhere). You'd be surprised how easily some tech-support worker at their ISP will give up their name for a few bucks or a visit from a prostitute.
Then, we may hear from the guy 8-10 months later after he's gotten used to typing with a special device from his mouth going to the keyboard to type the keys.
I know the bastard is too cheap for voice recognition software, anyways.
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-06 00:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who would want to increase the size of their penis anyway? Certainly not you. How's that going for you? Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by 01011010 (user info) at 2004-07-06 00:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're worse than the "Increase the size of your penis" e-mails in an AOL user's inbox.
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-06 00:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I eat chicken every night for dinner because I hate chickens so much. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-07-06 00:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Linkwhoring.
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-06 00:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah but I make millions of dollars and can buy all my friends. You're like the Adubar Jarfinski of Uber... You take it in the butt. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-06 00:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're like the Carrot Top of uber. You're not funny.
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-05 23:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go post something worthwhile. You contribute nothing to the site. Write something about Jon Perry you waste of carbon. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-05 23:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sick of your name. The only people that are named Amy are sailors and bull dykes. Go play in a septic tank with your sixty reviews and no posts. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-05 23:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Linkwhore.
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2004-07-05 23:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sick of your linkwhoring
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-05 23:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey spiral, too bad your mom is a sinkwhore, cuz that's what you were born in. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-05 23:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And people called me a linkwhore....haha.
Submitted by dudette (user info) at 2004-07-05 23:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're an annoying little shit,
and for some reason I find it funny.
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-05 23:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn mystiamoon, what's wrong? Too pussy to write a post? Probs because you know I'd go and -2 it because you're ignorant and failing to recognize my genious. Grow some ovaries twat. Oh snap! Cowabunga dude!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-07-05 23:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-05 23:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shitfuck, I fucking love your face. I'm going to +2 every single one of your posts.
P.S. I totally agree. Same thing happened here http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
P.P.S. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-05 23:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey polyfag, I'm calling shenanigans on your fucking life. Your life is a joke, so you live vicariously through your screenname, having sex with dudes online. Oh snap! Cowabunga dude!
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-05 23:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Like the username says... Your insults are totally harmless. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-05 22:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CystMaster,
I was online when your litte scheme hatched. It started off innocently enough--a simple post spamming.
But you kept on pasting it, all the way down the front page, and you couldn't stop there--you had to hit the MVM's.
I just finished smoking a joint, I log on...you're on the Uberboard.
My nightmare tonight will be a guy screaming 'I totally agree'.
Same thing happened here.
Fucking brilliant introduction, bravo.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-05 22:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm calling shenanigans on this asshole.
Submitted by Harmless (user info) at 2004-07-05 22:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Like the -2 says, don't bother.
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-05 22:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Joke's on you disektor, my mom doesn't have a vagina! Why don't you let me dissect your butt with my dick gayboy!? Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by MMM (user info) at 2004-07-05 22:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
didn't read it
but since your a linkwhore
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-07-05 22:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you choke on your mothers puss-filled vagina.
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-05 21:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey spedmonkey, what an original name! There are only 50 other users on this site with the name "monkey." What are you, black? Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-05 21:37:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Linkwhore.
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-05 21:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Spiral_Abraxis
User id: 7568
Registered on or around: 2004-04-12 21:42:52
# Messages posted: 46
# Reviews written: 1302
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 791
# Hits: 30604
Average rating of all messages: 0.06
Everything you ever wanted to know about CystMaster
User id: 6620
Registered on or around: 2004-03-08 14:19:01
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I don't have to change them around after the shit you've been posting. Oh snap!
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-05 21:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shutup spiral, you said oh snap too, buttboy. Oh, and you're a hack of a photographer. Post something worthwhile. Something about Jon Perry, for example. Oh Snap!
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-05 21:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why do you keep saying "Oh snap!" It's gay. Oh, and good one changing you and Poly's ratings. Smooth.
You're fucking retarded.
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-05 21:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Facts, go write a post about another popular author you fucking name dropper! Oh snap!
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-05 21:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about CystMaster
User id: 6533
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Everything you ever wanted to know about polyamorousaj
User id: 5551
Registered on or around: 2004-01-31 19:49:44
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You wanna rephrase that last statment? Oh snap!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-05 21:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Higher than yours, shitdick.
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-07-05 21:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-05 21:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice comeback BIKE COP! No wait, you're even worse than a bike cop... You're a BIKE parameDICK!!!!! HAHAHAH. Stupid Polyfag. What's your average rating again? Oh snap!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-05 20:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-05 20:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't tell me what to do FUCKEYE the gay! You got no game! Go post something worthwhile for once. Oh snap!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-07-05 20:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Quit link-whoring on everyone's post.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2004-07-05 20:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Link whores are cool. I'm pregnant with one right now.
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-05 20:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What have puppies done for us? The world's overrun by puppies eating all of the ethiopian's food. Oh snap.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-07-05 20:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no idea what I just read, but I laughed anyway.
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-07-05 20:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Linkwhore twat - I'm not even reading this.
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-05 20:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut up jackfaces, Poly go cyber with a man again. Oh snap!!!!!!!!!23nmbnmhg!!!!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-07-05 20:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everytime you linkwhore, God kills a puppy. That puppy, had he lived, would have given you a +2
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-05 20:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
linkwhore
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-05 20:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Linkwhore.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-05 15:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yo bits
Submitted by ATTN GHEY MENZ at 2004-07-05 15:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jon Perry is hot. FUCK YOU KOOLMANG.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-05 13:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just read it again because JOHN PERRY IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2004-07-05 01:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAAR JON PERRY! He poured me a glass of lemonade the other day.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-05 01:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-05 00:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna go ahead and endorse this post. Congratulations.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-07-05 00:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This sounds like Calvin and Hobbes.
Thakn god for the rescuers of earth.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-05 00:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-05 00:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Koolmang is a talentless hack that doesn't deserve MVA.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-05 00:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My town celebrated John Perry day yesterday for July 4th. Way back in 1776 he saved the U.S. from the tyranny of England.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-05 00:38:23 EDT (#)
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