The time I slept with Oprah..... (709 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.67 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by checkyourmail (View user info) at 2004-07-05 03:51:24 EDT
One time I decided to have grape nuts for breakfast instead of oatmeal and man, that was a bad decision because like, 2 hours later I was so hungry that I had to buy something from the vending machine which I don't like to do because everything is so expensive and I only make minimum wage but I guess it turned out ok because I hadn't had a snickers bar in a long time and it was pretty good so I guess buying one made me remember how super awesomely good they are so maybe I'll buy them more often now but they're still kind of expensive then I went home and felt kind of sick from the snikers bar but I felt better after taking a bath and vacuming by floor since it was pretty dirty. Hey, Spiderman 2 is a pretty good movie. mmmmkay. Pwned j00!!11
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-14 19:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What's this happy Horseshit?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-14 18:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nonononononono
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-04-28 17:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by carolina (user info) at 2004-07-07 12:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hmm that was not very good
Submitted by Dashal (user info) at 2004-07-07 01:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude...this is the best post I have read for a long time, oatmeal lowers cholesterol.
Submitted by Rob at 2004-07-05 20:40:42 EDT (#)
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By the way, That was funny Moocow.
Submitted by Rob at 2004-07-05 20:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why did you post this under romance? Why did you post this anyway, this is something that you would put in a fuckin log, which noone reads anyway.
Submitted by XtremeMooCow (user info) at 2004-07-05 18:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Exactly how many bags of sugar did you go through before posting this?
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-07-05 18:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellence!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-07-05 18:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-05 08:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd think of something clever to say to go with my -2, but you're not with the effort.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-05 04:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wooooooooo
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-07-05 04:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for ruining my erection.