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Bart Bart Masterbates: A Comic Strip, of Sorts... (3701 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.87 on 93 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Habeeb Thomas <cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-05 14:05:43 EDT


Inspiration - http://www.ubersite.com/m/37325

GO BEARS WOO!!!

BartBartsBigNight.JPG (167 kB)

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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-21 13:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WIN

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-05-21 13:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

holy shit how have i never see this

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-21 13:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-05-21 12:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish Habeeb was still around.


Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-16 22:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The fact that Habeeb occasionally churns out brilliance likes this stops him from being written off as a complete tard in my book.
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I can't believe I didn't like Habeeb.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-05-30 10:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-16 09:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Can't believe bart hasn't reviewed this. Glory.

Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hilarious

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-19 10:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ehehehehehehe

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-01 14:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-01 13:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Perfect

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-06-01 13:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

PF2

-Dave

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-01 13:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm just imagining the meatspin thing happening down below...

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-01 12:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nominated for best ever
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88623

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-08-24 14:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow, an actually GOOD Habeeb post!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

100th review

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-05-16 09:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This post should replace the Mona Lisa in the Louvre

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-05-16 09:17:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahahahahaha

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-16 09:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Can't believe bart hasn't reviewed this. Glory.

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-05-16 09:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Glorious.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-16 08:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I suppose that's pretty high praise coming from me too.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-16 08:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The fact that Habeeb occasionally churns out brilliance likes this stops him from being written off as a complete tard in my book.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-16 08:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Best Post Evar!

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-05-16 08:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I did the moonwalk in this posts honor!

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-18 16:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FUSION

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-12 16:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Let me guess, Habeeb - this is what got you banned the first time.

How many times has it been now? Five?

This is absolutely genius, by the way. Good stuff.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-12 16:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy fucking hell this was funny

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-12 16:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

haha

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-12 16:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes, this is INDEED a true classic. It needs an update.

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-04-12 16:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

a true classic

B@W

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-04-08 03:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-07-06 11:01:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

You are a sexy bat, you are a naughty bat.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-04-08 03:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is it just me or does Bart look stoned throughout that series of pictures?

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-08 03:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy crap, this was hilarious. Sorry that I didn't see it sooner!

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-04-08 02:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy shit.!

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-04-08 02:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And strider, thanks for reviewing this because I may have never seen it.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-08 02:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Man, this was just before I joined. Glad it was brought back up.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-04-08 02:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

One of the damned funniest uber-related posts I've ever seen.

Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-04-08 02:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A classic I never saw til now...

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-07-20 14:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this post was indeed one of my best

it has a special place in my spleen

ahh memories

GO BEARS WOO!!!

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-11 13:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No one will ever be able to do a better Bartbart post. Ever.

Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-07-07 11:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-07-07 02:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I would've only given this a +1 if it weren't for "HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLAH ACKBAR WOO".

Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-07-06 17:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-07-06 14:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-06 13:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A +2, and I never knew bart screamed my name when he ejaculated.

Woo Hoo! someone screams my name when they have an orgasim! That's never happend before.

One chick did yell out "OH METHOD!" one time though.

Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-07-06 13:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just Great

Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-07-06 12:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That was brilliant.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-06 12:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i read this again and it is still fucking hysterical

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-07-06 11:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh my GOD that was funny.

Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-07-06 11:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

deuce

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-07-06 11:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that is the funniest thing Ive seen in ages.

its sad in a way...

Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-07-06 11:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You are a sexy bat, you are a naughty bat.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-07-06 01:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by vex (user info) at 2004-07-06 01:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No comment

Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-07-06 01:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i was making bets to see how long it'd take for something like this to come along. excellent.

Submitted by Cjad_teh_Nord (user info) at 2004-07-06 01:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow! It takes Bart so long to pleasure himself, he even has time to change his clothing and put on/take off his glasses! That man is a beast!

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-07-06 00:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-06 00:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

poopdecks are in the navy

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-06 00:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

We dont have a patio. Just a poop deck.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-06 00:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

maybe she fell offa the patio and into a bucket

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-06 00:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

my mommy is pushing up daisies. Daddy said it was the whooping cough, but the bruises around her neck say otherwise.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-06 00:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

your daddy should not be kissin you. only momy can kiss you

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-06 00:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

my daddy says im a good kisser.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-06 00:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no i suck cheetos, so cheesey. mmm

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-06 00:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this is fucking gay. I wont argue with an orioles fan. You suck balls

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-06 00:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

go orioles bitch


Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-06 00:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

go yankees wooooo!!!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-06 00:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

dusty rhodes?

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-06 00:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"stephen" hawking is a shitspear. Try again.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-06 00:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

how about steven hawking

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-06 00:37:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

He is one ugly bastard. Maybe you should find someone elses ass to kiss

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-06 00:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cause bart is thier leader. kissin his ass is a sign of honor

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-06 00:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is shit. Why does everyone kiss barts ass so much?

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-06 00:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

electic bugalooo

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-06 00:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

broccoli is overratted

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-06 00:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it was meh

Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-05 23:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tee hee. Lets Get It ON!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-05 23:35:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GREATEST



POST



EVAR!!!!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-05 23:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice work

Submitted by Squatttail (user info) at 2004-07-05 22:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I agree. This is the hottest thing since Ricky Martin and "Menudo".

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-05 22:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Honestly, I don't think anyone can top this. Its glooooorious.

Submitted by dudette (user info) at 2004-07-05 21:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

relax
flop
relax

That cracked me up.

Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-07-05 21:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Splendid!

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-05 21:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-07-05 14:11:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

the soxs sicken me..
___________________________

take that back!! waaaaaaahhhhh

derek lowe blah!!!!


Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-07-05 19:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Great, now you've taken all the possible fun about of messing around with pictures of bart. How the fuck am I suppose to top this?

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-05 19:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Harmless (user info) at 2004-07-05 19:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hilarious.

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-05 17:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice work!

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-07-05 17:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Go Habeeb, wooooo!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-05 17:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Holy Fucking shit on a stick this is funny!!!!!!!

Well, he did put all these pictures up, which is kind of asking for it.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-07-05 16:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

plain 2

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-07-05 16:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-07-05 16:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Classic. I haven't laughed that hard since I found out that my flatmate wears women's underwear.

Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-07-05 15:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Amazing..

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-07-05 15:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahahahaha!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-05 15:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Once again, you deliver, old man. Good show

Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-07-05 15:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was awesomely brilliant.

Submitted by DancingHobo (user info) at 2004-07-05 15:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your funniest post since the "photosynthesis" one.

Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-07-05 15:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Everything you ever wanted to know about TheEmuQuack
User id: 9976
Registered on or around: 2004-07-03 14:48:49
# Messages posted: 1
# Reviews written: 23
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 11
# Hits: 216
Average rating of all messages: -0.36

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Utterly fuckin' dope!

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-07-05 15:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

well, theres alway one

you've just made a new enemy, bastard

GO BEARS WOO!!!

Submitted by TheEmuQuack (user info) at 2004-07-05 15:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Utterly stupid.

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-07-05 14:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-07-05 14:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-05 14:37:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh god, how envious I am of not thinking of this myself. This is classic Beebage. I'd doth my hat if I had one, sir. Funny. As. Fuck.

Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2004-07-05 14:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Whew. Time for some after masturbation harmonica playing."

Classic. Far better than those crappy bitmaps.

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-05 14:20:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ENGORGE --well said

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-07-05 14:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sweet job

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-05 14:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-07-05 14:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd say it's the best you've ever done.

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-05 14:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was pretty damn good.

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-07-05 14:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I got the pics from the link at the top of the post

GO BEARS WOO

the soxs sicken me..

Submitted by Skullcrusher (user info) at 2004-07-05 14:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Leave that poodle alone Ashley, thats not human.

Good stuff.

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-05 14:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where the fuck do you get these pictures of him???

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-07-05 14:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-05 14:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I still smile when I see "bart bart"


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