Anguish and relief (474 hits)
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Submitted by kitchens_closed (View user info) at 2004-07-05 20:25:58 EDT
I sat there as the red and blue colors swirled around me. There was some white, some grays, and large objects too. The colors danced in front of me in a frenzy, making me feel as if I had super powers. I could control them. They obeyed my commands.
Suddenly, I felt a burning sensation in my groin. I looked down. My crotch was on fire! It was being seared by an intense heat, a heat that could not scar, could not kill, but a heat that made me squirm as I attempted to relieve the pain. I tried to ignore it. I could not waste my time trying to extinguish the fire while I had these powers.
Soon enough I realized I had lost the ability to control what was in front of me. The colors now acted on their own, shifting left and right, twisting and turning. My hips buckled as I tried to absorb the pain from the fire. I wanted to run. I wanted to run away, and douse the flame, but the colors kept moving, swaying majestically. Hypnotizing me. My fists clenched and my legs twisted. My temple began to throb. I began to grit my teeth, wondering if the pain would ever cease.
Suddenly, the colors stopped. Everything was black. I sat there, stunned, but my legs acted on their own, and began to carry me. They hurdled me over obstacles and dodged everything around as I moved with incredible speed. I entered a small, astonishingly bright room. Without warning, my legs stopped. I looked around and found myself looming over water. Then I felt the flame again! My crotch was still aflame! I doused the fire with the water.
Relief. Sweet, sweet relief I felt. It felt wonderful, like I had ejaculated dozens of times in a thirty second span. The fire was gone. My body began to do as my brain instructed. I breathed one last sigh of relief and walked light-headedly out of the luminous room I was in.
"There you are!" yelled my sister. "I saw you run out of the theater right when the credits started. So, what did you think? I liked the first Spiderman better."
We walked away from the men's room.
User Reviews
Submitted by ESVM (user info) at 2004-07-06 21:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha...you really don't like anything female do you. Yeah, i prefer guys too, but then again i'm a girl....
ah well. homos are cool. rock on!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-06 09:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ha! some people just aren't prepared...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-06 00:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
liar liar pants on fire??
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-05 21:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey, I get it...
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-05 20:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A very solid zero.
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-07-05 20:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-07-05 20:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dats a funny story boy.
I hate it when that happens and you just want the bloody movie to finsh so you can go to the loo!